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(Media Matters)   Fox News anchor who tweeted claim that Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton's life over Hillary's birth certificate investigation is sorry and assures us that she respects the legitimacy of "President" Bongfart Insane O'Taxus   (mediamatters.org) divider line 174
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2012-04-04 05:41:37 PM

sammyk: /that's some weapons grade batshiat right there

Sounds a lot like sedition and/or insurrection to me.


I wouldn't even copy and paste that, lest it somehow get attributed to me. That is some serious mental instability. Odds are, it's just a nut running his mouth on the Internet, but there are some things you just don't write on there. I wonder if anyone looks into/watches people like that since he put actual contact information in there.
 
2012-04-04 05:48:59 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: MeinRS6: You want to know what I really care about?

What this chick tweets. I'm literally on the edge of my seat here. I've never heard of her, but I'm sure whatever is on her twitter account is important.

I hope she never criticizes something that Michelle wears, cause I just couldn't take it.

Don't dare admit she made a stupid farking mistake.

Once, just once, I'd like to hear you say, 'Yeah, that was kind of nutty." Prove you're a human and not a bot for pete's sake.

FYI, he made 30+ butthurt comments yesterday about how "Mad Men" called George Romney a clown.


That's simply not true. I made comments about the denial that Farklibs on that thread were in. Some of you kept saying "You're butthurt", but that was never true no matter how many times some idiot posted it. Just like it's still not true today when you are trying out that weak sauce again. I repeated several times, including my very Boobies on the thread, that the line on MM was not a big deal. Kinda like how this isn't a big deal. So, you see, I'm consistent.

And just for Diogenes - She was stupid for tweeting that. For that matter, she is stupid for being on twitter. I still don't know who she is, but I don't care for twitter, or what she just had for lunch, or other similar info.
 
2012-04-04 05:49:24 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: MeinRS6: You want to know what I really care about?

What this chick tweets. I'm literally on the edge of my seat here. I've never heard of her, but I'm sure whatever is on her twitter account is important.

I hope she never criticizes something that Michelle wears, cause I just couldn't take it.

Don't dare admit she made a stupid farking mistake.

Once, just once, I'd like to hear you say, 'Yeah, that was kind of nutty." Prove you're a human and not a bot for pete's sake.

FYI, he made 30+ butthurt comments yesterday about how "Mad Men" called George Romney a clown.


But that's different because liberal media.
 
2012-04-04 05:49:29 PM

Diogenes: MeinRS6: You want to know what I really care about?

What this chick tweets. I'm literally on the edge of my seat here. I've never heard of her, but I'm sure whatever is on her twitter account is important.

I hope she never criticizes something that Michelle wears, cause I just couldn't take it.

Don't dare admit she made a stupid farking mistake.

Once, just once, I'd like to hear you say, 'Yeah, that was kind of nutty." Prove you're a human and not a bot for pete's sake.


That's not exactly Tatsuma's style.
 
2012-04-04 05:54:41 PM
ox News senior vice president for news Michael Clemente said, "The tweets have been addressed with Heather and she understands this was a mistake."

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is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?
 
2012-04-04 06:10:28 PM

serpent_sky: sammyk: /that's some weapons grade batshiat right there

Sounds a lot like sedition and/or insurrection to me.

I wouldn't even copy and paste that, lest it somehow get attributed to me. That is some serious mental instability. Odds are, it's just a nut running his mouth on the Internet, but there are some things you just don't write on there. I wonder if anyone looks into/watches people like that since he put actual contact information in there.


Now that I think about it that seems like someone dropping insane shiat and attributing it to an enemy. That kind of paranoia hides its tracks and does not broadcast it.
 
2012-04-04 06:25:43 PM

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


850? That's North Florida, not surprised.

/really Floribama.
 
2012-04-04 06:27:04 PM

MeinRS6: You want to know what I really care about?


Fake phone calls made on some random TV drama?
 
2012-04-04 06:29:12 PM

serpent_sky: There were times when they were calling the President "Obama" and Newt Gingrich, "Speaker Gingrich" -- even though that is no a title one keeps for life.


I don't even mind people being over-gracious with titles like that, to be honest with you. If I met a former Congressperson in person I'd probably address them as Congressman or Congresswoman, and rely on them to say, "No no, I'm just so-and-so now", because that's just the way to go with it, I think.

It suppose it's just a reflection of the lack of civility in politics, if not society, that has become more apparent these days.
 
2012-04-04 06:29:18 PM

Magorn: ox News senior vice president for news Michael Clemente said, "The tweets have been addressed with Heather and she understands this was a mistake."

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is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?


Her face is two different faces. Like a Picasso. And she's batshiat.
 
2012-04-04 06:30:51 PM

serpent_sky: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm not saying I'm perfect at it, but whence has come the inability or unwillingness in the US of people to address others by their proper titles? President Obama, Speaker Boehner, etc.

I noticed in some of the debates, the Republican candidates kept simply saying "Obama", which really bugged me. I know there was a chunk of one of the epic debate threads where people were discussing that, and how inappropriate it was.


Aren't these the same people who were at one point referring to the President as 'the current resident of the White House'?
 
2012-04-04 06:34:24 PM

Arachnophobe: serpent_sky: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm not saying I'm perfect at it, but whence has come the inability or unwillingness in the US of people to address others by their proper titles? President Obama, Speaker Boehner, etc.

I noticed in some of the debates, the Republican candidates kept simply saying "Obama", which really bugged me. I know there was a chunk of one of the epic debate threads where people were discussing that, and how inappropriate it was.

Aren't these the same people who were at one point referring to the President as 'the current resident of the White House'?


For my part, it's the same sort of thing as calling the Democratic party "the Democrat Party".

Basically, my interest in continuing a conversation with an individual using that sort of terminology (or, relating to the title issue, the lack of terminology) wanes significantly once I note the usage.
 
2012-04-04 06:36:35 PM
So a Fox News Stepford Wife goes too far then has to apologize. Like I keep thinking, why would they want Obama gone from the White House, when he's good for Fox' ratings? I can't imagine Mitt Romney being better for viewership than having Obama serve another disastrous term in the White House.
 
2012-04-04 06:36:48 PM
I will enjoy the butthurt of these kooks after Obama wins again in November. Keep it up guys
 
2012-04-04 06:36:59 PM
Sign a petition for the recall of a Republican governor?

FIRED! POLITICAL BIAS!

Ask if Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton to keep his Kenyan status a secret?

We're just asking tough questions is all.
 
2012-04-04 06:41:19 PM

Magorn: ox News senior vice president for news Michael Clemente said, "The tweets have been addressed with Heather and she understands this was a mistake."

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is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?


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/mspaint is for heroes
 
2012-04-04 06:43:24 PM
Thoughts? Did Heather Childers once murder a young girl and use her bones as sex toys during a tryst with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney and a poodle? If not, why hasn't she publicly denied it? Hey, I'm just asking questions here.
 
2012-04-04 06:44:07 PM

Fubar: 850? That's North Florida, not surprised.

/really Floribama.


Crazytown resident myself. Racist signs and Confederate flag across from Wal-Mart in Fort Walton Beach. 'Patriotic' stores that sell right-wing T-shirts and bumper stickers. Read the 'spout off' section or the 'Letters to the Editor" in Northwest Florida Daily News (a big FARK contributor). Four of the biggest military bases within a two hour drive. (Pensacola Naval Station, Eglin AFB, Hurlburt Field, & Tyndall AFB). Throw in the fundamental evangelical majority and you've got yourself the makings for a big box of cognitive dissonance.

Jesus loves war and hates the brown and the poor! Accept this or GTFO!
 
2012-04-04 06:45:41 PM

Magorn: ox News senior vice president for news Michael Clemente said, "The tweets have been addressed with Heather and she understands this was a mistake."

[img811.imageshack.us image 640x408]

is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?


Restraints? Wesson oil? Understanding a lesson requires repetition, plus restraints and oil.
 
2012-04-04 06:48:10 PM

Magorn: is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?


Eh, I don't see the big deal. Now Laurie Dhue...those were the days.
 
2012-04-04 06:48:14 PM
She just needs a good spanking. And just to be clear I am not advocating violence against women, I mean that in a sexual way.
 
2012-04-04 06:52:03 PM
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2012-04-04 06:57:28 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Arachnophobe: serpent_sky: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I'm not saying I'm perfect at it, but whence has come the inability or unwillingness in the US of people to address others by their proper titles? President Obama, Speaker Boehner, etc.

I noticed in some of the debates, the Republican candidates kept simply saying "Obama", which really bugged me. I know there was a chunk of one of the epic debate threads where people were discussing that, and how inappropriate it was.

Aren't these the same people who were at one point referring to the President as 'the current resident of the White House'?

For my part, it's the same sort of thing as calling the Democratic party "the Democrat Party".

Basically, my interest in continuing a conversation with an individual using that sort of terminology (or, relating to the title issue, the lack of terminology) wanes significantly once I note the usage.


I think if you are in public office or trying to be a credible member of the press you should use the proper title. But I spent too many years calling Bush "Bush" or "W" to get offended when somebody else with no political clout says "Obama."
 
2012-04-04 06:58:11 PM
fark off, murdoch whore
 
2012-04-04 06:59:51 PM
Oh, well it's all good...except for that whole thing about every Fox news biatch looking like a horse's ass with makeup on.
 
2012-04-04 07:01:45 PM
Haven't read th thread yet, but immediately went to her twitter to see what her response is to this shiatstorm, and she has blocked her account to only her chosen followers lol

/Black helicopters can't get her now
 
2012-04-04 07:02:58 PM
So she's trying to dig up support for Obama by posting this story? *shrug*
 
2012-04-04 07:02:59 PM

PainInTheASP: GAT_00: Aarontology: Take your children and yourself and hide out in the cellar. By now the fighting will be close at hand. Don't believe the church and state and everything they tell you. Believe in me I'm with the high command. There's a gun and ammunition just inside the doorway; Use it only in emergency. Better you should pray to God the father and the spirit. Will guide you and protect you from up here. Show allegiance to the flag whatever flag they offer. Never hint at what you really feel. Teach the children quietly for some day sons and daughters. Will rise up and fight where we stood still.

Al Qaeda or the Tea Party?

We report. you decide.

Woo '80s song with ambiguous meaning!

Hey, I think I still have that CD. Always liked the video.


Kinda had a "Terminator" narrative...
 
2012-04-04 07:03:03 PM

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


Jeebus, even the Freepers might do a double take on that one.
 
2012-04-04 07:05:31 PM

Mixolydian Master: Haven't read th thread yet, but immediately went to her twitter to see what her response is to this shiatstorm, and she has blocked her account to only her chosen followers lol

/Black helicopters can't get her now


I suspect that might be one of the conditions of her continued employment...
 
2012-04-04 07:08:16 PM

serpent_sky: sammyk: /that's some weapons grade batshiat right there

Sounds a lot like sedition and/or insurrection to me.

I wouldn't even copy and paste that, lest it somehow get attributed to me. That is some serious mental instability. Odds are, it's just a nut running his mouth on the Internet, but there are some things you just don't write on there. I wonder if anyone looks into/watches people like that since he put actual contact information in there.


These are the same people who believe the government was able to mastermind a series of flawless conspiracies, but still post openly seditious things on the internet...even though they're under the delusion that the government routinely has malcontents disappeared and has limitless power and resources to do so.
 
2012-04-04 07:10:16 PM

MeinRS6: You want to know what I really care about?

What this chick tweets. I'm literally on the edge of my seat here. I've never heard of her, but I'm sure whatever is on her twitter account is important.

I hope she never criticizes something that Michelle wears, cause I just couldn't take it.



Y'know what? I'm finally putting you on ignore. Not because I think you're offensive, or that you've ruined an otherwise good thread on me, but because you've become so utterly predictable.

I'm stoned out of my mind at the moment; I was only able to see things as either edible or amusing up until I read your post. Then, suddenly, I'm just terminally exhausted with boredom.

If my boredom with you were a black whole it wouldn't do anything because it's so...farking...bored.
 
2012-04-04 07:12:55 PM
Well hopefully, through Obamacare, these people can get the meds they so desperately need.
 
2012-04-04 07:20:34 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Lionel Mandrake: I apologize if the article offended anyone.

This is not an apology.

THIS is an apology: "I apologyapologize for the accusations I made. It was inappropriate and unprofessional"

I apologize for the typo


And my doctor is re-reading Flowers for Algernon to see if there's anything he can do to help me in the future. He doubts it, though, since Fartbongo's health care proposal mandates death to all doctors by 2014. What?
 
2012-04-04 07:25:01 PM

MeinRS6: And just for Diogenes - She was stupid for tweeting that. For that matter, she is stupid for being on twitter. I still don't know who she is, but I don't care for twitter, or what she just had for lunch, or other similar info.


Joyfully accepted!

And to your point, all these news personalities are probably encouraged to use social media, regrettably.
 
2012-04-04 07:45:56 PM
Straight news as in not gay as in gay.
 
2012-04-04 07:50:57 PM
Wow... Anybody else noticing a trend? Wasn't Clinton also accused of "murdering rivals" by retards like this?

Fox News is a breeding ground for ignorance.
 
2012-04-04 07:58:41 PM

mitchcumstein1: We can't wait until the election. We must make this man disappear now.We must be willing to sacrifice our selves to save the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE HAVE TO RISE UP NOW! We need to put an armed force on the ground when he's in the W.H. and take him and his whore of a wife and make them disappear. I know this may seal my fate but I can abide no more. If we continue to whine and moan it will be to late and we all become slaves. I am sure they are reading this as I write it but I can do nothing about that. I sleep with my weapon beside me already. I ask all red blooded American patriots to rise up immediately and join me on a cavalcade to Washington D.C. as soon as we know for shure he is at home or some place where we can get to him. steve_buechler@###.com ph.# 850-###-### be prepared to defend yourselves. I heard yesterday that an operation is already planned for this month. Perhaps we can join forces with them. They said to lay in a months food,water and toilet paper. Said you'll know it's on when people are taken into custody and no one knows why. Gave no date other than to say it is in April so be prepared. Supposed to be peaceful operation with law enforcement being backed by military who have already said they are in so be alert . LOVE AND VICTORY TO YOU ALL! Stephen

wow, that's full on crazy right there.


Omigod they're going to TP the White House!!!

Thank goodness this guy's Hoveround can't hold enough of a charge to get him all the way to D.C.
 
2012-04-04 07:58:42 PM

Somacandra: mitchcumstein1: You forgot Defender of the Faith. Have some goddamned respect.

And you forgot "Empress of of the Lone Islands."


How dare you lecture me on etiquette and protocol when you forgot "Warden of the North"?
 
2012-04-04 07:59:03 PM

Diogenes: Apology not accepted.


To be fair, no apology was really offered.
 
2012-04-04 08:01:55 PM
Thoughts? Is Heather Childers kissing that dog in her tweet pic in a sexual manner? There are rumors that she has been buying an excessive amount of peanut butter. What do you think?
 
2012-04-04 08:08:06 PM
No matter how many times I see her name, I only remember her as "Dumb Bint"
 
2012-04-04 08:09:37 PM
GOP: Grossly Obvious Propaganda
 
2012-04-04 08:17:25 PM

Urbn: No matter how many times I see her name, I only remember her as "Dumb Bint"


How do you tell her apart from all the other dumb bints?
 
2012-04-04 08:18:30 PM

Dahnkster: Fubar: 850? That's North Florida, not surprised.

/really Floribama.

Crazytown resident myself. Racist signs and Confederate flag across from Wal-Mart in Fort Walton Beach. 'Patriotic' stores that sell right-wing T-shirts and bumper stickers. Read the 'spout off' section or the 'Letters to the Editor" in Northwest Florida Daily News (a big FARK contributor). Four of the biggest military bases within a two hour drive. (Pensacola Naval Station, Eglin AFB, Hurlburt Field, & Tyndall AFB). Throw in the fundamental evangelical majority and you've got yourself the makings for a big box of cognitive dissonance.

Jesus loves war and hates the brown and the poor! Accept this or GTFO!


I was worried, until you mentioned those military bases. Fortunately, the military is an historical example of a huge, racially integrated, organization, which prides itself on education. Really. The US military has done more for equality, science, and social advancement then practically anyone. Don't believe me?

Example:
You can take a healthy 18 year old kid, from anywhere in the world, put them in a US military uniform and stand them in front of the White House. Nobody would even give them a second glance (except possibly Secret Service). No other capitol in the world could say that. That's equality folks, and you should be proud.
 
2012-04-04 08:20:37 PM

hubiestubert: Mixolydian Master: Haven't read th thread yet, but immediately went to her twitter to see what her response is to this shiatstorm, and she has blocked her account to only her chosen followers lol

/Black helicopters can't get her now

I suspect that might be one of the conditions of her continued employment...


and the spankings. I do hope the spankings are a requirement.
 
2012-04-04 08:22:02 PM

qorkfiend: Urbn: No matter how many times I see her name, I only remember her as "Dumb Bint"

How do you tell her apart from all the other dumb bints?


Capitalization?
 
2012-04-04 08:22:06 PM

qorkfiend: Urbn: No matter how many times I see her name, I only remember her as "Dumb Bint"

How do you tell her apart from all the other dumb bints?


Is there any reason that you should?
 
2012-04-04 08:23:41 PM

Magorn: ox News senior vice president for news Michael Clemente said, "The tweets have been addressed with Heather and she understands this was a mistake."



is it too much to hope that "addressing" the matter with her involved a long, thorough, spanking?


I wonder if she nicknamed them "fair" and "balanced"
 
2012-04-04 08:26:30 PM
We need a XXX parody of Fox news. It should involve things like "Thoughts? Is double penetration what killed Haley Paige? See the video, we report you decide."
 
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