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(HitFix)   Madonna experiences ecstasy as her new album goes to #1   (hitfix.com) divider line 33
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2012-04-04 04:02:37 PM  
A little late, considering the only charting single off that album, the Super Bowl abomination Gimme All Your Luvin', fell off the charts a month ago after only lasting 5 weeks, very short in this day and age where the Black Eyed Peas can stay on the charts for almost a year.

Madonna, you had your last good song back in 2003 with "Hung Up", and even that was more ABBA's doing than yours. Just stop, please.
 
2012-04-04 04:13:34 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: A little late, considering the only charting single off that album, the Super Bowl abomination Gimme All Your Luvin', fell off the charts a month ago after only lasting 5 weeks, very short in this day and age where the Black Eyed Peas can stay on the charts for almost a year.

Madonna, you had your last good song back in 2003 with "Hung Up", and even that was more ABBA's doing than yours. Just stop, please.


Have you seen Molly?
 
2012-04-04 04:38:25 PM  
Yeah, with the way Billboard works nowadays... its not that hard to have a #1 album. We'll never again see a Thriller clogging up #1 for more than half a year.
 
2012-04-04 04:42:59 PM  
Lionel Richie says "Hello" again with his new set "Tuskegee," which bows at No.2 with 199,000

wait, what farking year is this again?
 
2012-04-04 04:59:39 PM  
And to deaf people everywhere who bought her album, you have Madonna's sincerest gratitude.
 
2012-04-04 05:04:13 PM  
It's nice that Nana is keeping busy.
 
2012-04-04 05:06:37 PM  
where does she find the time to make music and host the Fashion Police?
 
2012-04-04 05:06:41 PM  
#1 in UK too
 
2012-04-04 05:07:39 PM  

TsarTom: Lionel Richie says "Hello" again with his new set "Tuskegee," which bows at No.2 with 199,000

wait, what farking year is this again?


Nobody under the age of 40 buys entire CDs or albums anymore.
 
2012-04-04 05:09:54 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: A little late, considering the only charting single off that album, the Super Bowl abomination Gimme All Your Luvin', fell off the charts a month ago after only lasting 5 weeks, very short in this day and age where the Black Eyed Peas can stay on the charts for almost a year.

Madonna, you had your last good song back in 2003 with "Hung Up", and even that was more ABBA's doing than yours. Just stop, please.

Have you seen Molly?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-04 05:12:37 PM  
I think it's great that our society is becoming less ageist and senior citizens can continue to be pop stars. Although... Mylène Farmer has already demonstrated that this is just going to continue to get more awkward as the years go by.

However, awkwardness or no, when I am Madonna's age I also hope I am also incredibly fit and surrounded by insanely gorgeous, muscular, 20 year old gay model/dancers who are all over each other. That's exactly the kind of cougar I want to be. And that is Madonna's new video. Can't find and link it because it's NSFW, but if you have a Youtube nearby, take a look.
 
2012-04-04 05:16:50 PM  

bobbette: However, awkwardness or no, when I am Madonna's age I also hope I am also incredibly fit and surrounded by insanely gorgeous, muscular, 20 year old gay model/dancers who are all over each other. That's exactly the kind of cougar I want to be. And that is Madonna's new video. Can't find and link it because it's NSFW, but if you have a Youtube nearby, take a look.


Eh, I already saw enough of Madonna dancing with gay models at the Super Bowl, I think anybody who watched that show gets the gist.

LewDux: #1 in UK too


Interestingly (sadly?) enough, this #1 album lets her pass Elvis Presley for most #1 albums on the UK charts by a solo artist. (She would need 3 more to tie the Beatles, so at least that record is more than likely safe.)
 
2012-04-04 05:19:23 PM  

TsarTom: Lionel Richie says "Hello" again with his new set "Tuskegee," which bows at No.2 with 199,000

wait, what farking year is this again?


i512.photobucket.com

/any damn excuse
 
2012-04-04 05:19:58 PM  

TsarTom: Lionel Richie says "Hello" again with his new set "Tuskegee," which bows at No.2 with 199,000

wait, what farking year is this again?


blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2012-04-04 05:23:33 PM  
The only reason this album hit #1 is because she tied it to her concert tix sales.

Link (new window)

//not hatin', just pointing it out
 
2012-04-04 05:25:08 PM  
It tingles when she goes #1? She may want to have that looked at.
 
2012-04-04 05:31:14 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The only reason this album hit #1 is because she tied it to her concert tix sales.

Link (new window)

//not hatin', just pointing it out


Hm... I wasn't aware that was allowed.
 
2012-04-04 05:35:13 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The only reason this album hit #1 is because she tied it to her concert tix sales.

Link (new window)

//not hatin', just pointing it out


Wow, that's within Billboard's rules?
 
2012-04-04 05:36:47 PM  
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Wah! wah! Madonna should not talk about the ecstasy. That's not cool.

said the guy in the giant mouse head with a space invader tatted on his neck
 
2012-04-04 05:38:50 PM  

Dahnkster: [www.strictlysocial.com image 500x350]
Wah! wah! Madonna should not talk about the ecstasy. That's not cool.

said the guy in the giant mouse head with a space invader tatted on his neck

who
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-04-04 05:43:43 PM  

fusillade762:
[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 500x524]


Aren't you clever.
 
2012-04-04 05:45:01 PM  
Hey, wasn't that pasty-faced guy in a group' called "Better Sounding on Drugs"? ...yeah, I didn't think he'd want to throw too many stones.
 
2012-04-04 05:47:22 PM  

macadamnut: fusillade762:
[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 500x524]

Aren't you clever.


35 seconds. Dammit. I would have beat you but the first image I tried wouldn't hotlink.

Tiny fist, etc.
 
2012-04-04 06:29:07 PM  

downstairs: Yeah, with the way Billboard works nowadays... its not that hard to have a #1 album. We'll never again see a Thriller clogging up #1 for more than half a year.


Umm. . . you're joking, right?

Adele's 21 has been #1 for 23 non-consecutive weeks. I know that's not quite half a year, but it's pretty impressive.
 
2012-04-04 06:34:07 PM  

turbidum: downstairs: Yeah, with the way Billboard works nowadays... its not that hard to have a #1 album. We'll never again see a Thriller clogging up #1 for more than half a year.

Umm. . . you're joking, right?

Adele's 21 has been #1 for 23 non-consecutive weeks. I know that's not quite half a year, but it's pretty impressive.


Hmmm... didn't realize that. Last time I checked- a few years ago- that seemed to be the case.
 
2012-04-04 07:56:42 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Eh, I already saw enough of Madonna dancing with gay models at the Super Bowl, I think anybody who watched that show gets the gist.


I think you're missing the point... it's farking hot.
 
2012-04-04 09:56:45 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: A little late, considering the only charting single off that album, the Super Bowl abomination Gimme All Your Luvin', fell off the charts a month ago after only lasting 5 weeks, very short in this day and age where the Black Eyed Peas can stay on the charts for almost a year.

Madonna, you had your last good song back in 2003 with "Hung Up", and even that was more ABBA's doing than yours. Just stop, please.

Have you seen Molly?



Seems that Molly AND Susan are desperately sought now. That's a game-changer.
 
2012-04-04 10:08:08 PM  
So long as she keeps those forearms and hands covered, she can do as she wishes. But seriously, her forearms? That's non-negotiable.
 
2012-04-04 10:12:35 PM  
Lady Gaga wanna-be. ;)
 
2012-04-04 11:55:49 PM  
My nana is the same; always dredging up her photos when she was a disco bunny. My nana still she is hot now that she is 54!
 
2012-04-05 05:31:39 AM  
shut the ancient wigging whore mouth

really

not enough shekels yet coont
 
2012-04-05 09:44:09 AM  

rogue49: Lady Gaga wanna-be. ;)


i love you, and want to have your babies.
 
2012-04-06 06:19:02 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
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