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2012-04-04 01:36:22 PM
It's Steve Irwin with a beard. It's their way of apologizing for killing him.

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2012-04-04 01:37:58 PM
Looks like Captain Phil Harris is FV Cordelia Marie.

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2012-04-04 02:13:11 PM
media.amw.com
It's a wanted poster.
 
2012-04-04 02:14:38 PM
Sounds like a good plan to fark with people - shave or paint a Jesus on random wild animals then release them...wait for the loonies to start reporting them.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-04-04 02:38:14 PM
If I had a skid mark in my boxers that looked like Jesus, could I sell them on eBay?
 
2012-04-04 02:43:51 PM
Jesus looks a lot like Tommy Chong....
 
2012-04-04 03:05:22 PM
Repost my comment in the geenlit thread LOL. WTH? Jesus has a horse face? *sighs.. This is exact;y like the Paranormal Researchers who argue about Orbs. *shakes head
 
2012-04-04 03:05:52 PM
To me it looks like GWB with stubble.

Random animals or objects appear to look like Jesus, it's a sign. Actual human looking like Jesus, he's crazy.
 
2012-04-04 03:15:01 PM
images.pictureshunt.com
 
2012-04-04 03:39:49 PM
been done to death:

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2012-04-04 03:42:56 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-04-04 03:57:35 PM
So Jesus had a penis for a nose?
 
2012-04-04 04:10:08 PM
If Mohammed's likeness shows up on something, are we allowed to show people?
 
2012-04-04 04:12:48 PM

I_Am_Weasel: If Mohammed's likeness shows up on something, are we allowed to show people?


No. Arizona will prosecute you for offending them, because it goes against their christian beliefs.
 
2012-04-04 04:42:11 PM
It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"
 
2012-04-04 04:43:48 PM
"I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man," Scheldt told IslandPacket.com "But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, 'That's Jesus.' And I was like, 'Oh, my God. You're right.'"

You were right the first time.
 
2012-04-04 04:46:35 PM
Put it in a tomb for three days and see what happens.
 
2012-04-04 04:46:44 PM
www.vh1.com
 
2012-04-04 04:47:04 PM

gopher321: Sounds like a good plan to fark with people - shave or paint a Jesus on random wild animals then release them...wait for the loonies to start reporting them.


Looks like I've got to rearrange my weekend schedule, now.
 
2012-04-04 04:49:54 PM

Godscrack: So Jesus had a penis for a nose?


I was "Jesus has a ring in his nose?"
 
2012-04-04 04:50:26 PM
Gee Wiz, sheeeea thats that ole Boy ted Nugent..

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2012-04-04 04:52:50 PM

vpb: If I had a skid mark in my boxers that looked like Jesus, could I sell them on eBay?


you had me at "skid mark"
 
2012-04-04 04:53:45 PM
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2012-04-04 04:54:17 PM
FTFA: "...'That's Jesus.' And I was like, 'Oh, my God. You're right.'"

Some jokes just write themselves. This one, however, missed.
 
2012-04-04 04:54:27 PM
Why in hell does it ALWAYS have to be Jebus? Why can't it be Andy* the homeless guy
that lives under a bridge?

/fictional homeless guy.
//But it could be your brother
 
2012-04-04 04:55:07 PM
"I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man," Scheldt told IslandPacket.com "But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, 'That's Jesus.' And I was like, 'Oh, my God. You're right.'"

Are we sure this isn't from The Onion?
 
2012-04-04 04:56:11 PM

KrispyKritter: vpb: If I had a skid mark in my boxers that looked like Jesus, could I sell them on eBay?


it doesn't need to look like jesus, just tell them it looks like jesus, and they will see him immediately; if they question you about why you think it looks like jesus, explain to them calmly and rationally they are going to hell for not truly believing, having faith.

/then tell them to go pray in a f*cking closet like their imaginary deity supposedly claimed -- or the story was rewritten -- 1650 years ago.
 
2012-04-04 04:56:26 PM

Chinchillazilla: "I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man," Scheldt told IslandPacket.com "But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, 'That's Jesus.' And I was like, 'Oh, my God. You're right.'"

Are we sure this isn't from The Onion?


Poe's Law strikes again.
 
2012-04-04 04:57:53 PM
All my +1 to subby XD
 
2012-04-04 04:57:55 PM
http://www.southdacola.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/b_black_jes us.jpg

Don't look nutin' like Jebus
 
2012-04-04 04:58:09 PM
HEY it aint Jesus.
IT IS MUHAMMAD and he is unhappy to be in SC.
Lets get the Islama folks pissed and declared that it is clearly The Prophet" piss be upon him".
It is clearly stated that the Prophet will return in the last days in the last place you would think it.:
Jelliliah: 48:9 says in Arabic وعليه أن يضع رأسه على بطن سمكة مثل المخلوق وجميع يأكلون spoil.He له ثم اضرب الكافر مع يتغوط والضحك حتى شعبه يموت في حريق and for the rest of mankind....

" He shall place his head on the belly of a fish like critter and all shall eat his spoil.He then will smite the infidel with the shiats and giggles till his people die in a fire"
 
2012-04-04 04:58:58 PM
www.southdacola.com
 
2012-04-04 05:01:36 PM
i43.tinypic.comIt's Jim Hensen
 
2012-04-04 05:02:39 PM
If that dead stingray comes back to life, then maybe I'd believe. Or not.
 
2012-04-04 05:06:03 PM
it is a weird effect tho. not saying it looks like Jesus, but all of us seem to see a bearded human male with a hell of a mustache.
 
2012-04-04 05:07:19 PM
Everyone knows Jesus is in the catfish.
stuffthatlookslikejesus.com
A mighty sailcat is our lord.

Didn't you people see Green Pastures? Catfish fry in Heaven every Friday.
 
2012-04-04 05:09:29 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-04 05:11:18 PM

Dahnkster: Everyone knows Jesus is in the catfish.
[stuffthatlookslikejesus.com image 430x430]
A mighty sailcat is our lord.

Didn't you people see Green Pastures? Catfish fry in Heaven every Friday.


skepticsannotatedbible.com

HERETIC everyone knows Jesus is "dog" spelled backwards
 
2012-04-04 05:14:02 PM
One of these days a meteorite resulting from a supernova light years away will crash into earth that looks like Jesus and we will finally have a Jesus Christ Super Star. I can't wait.
 
2012-04-04 05:14:11 PM

stirfrybry: [i43.tinypic.com image 397x205]It's Jim Hensen


No, no, it's Harry Henderson

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2012-04-04 05:14:54 PM

fawlty: it is a weird effect tho. not saying it looks like Jesus, but all of us seem to see a bearded human male with a hell of a mustache.


Today's word, kiddies, is pareidolia.
 
2012-04-04 05:18:30 PM
It's Tommy Chong.

Dave's not here, man.
 
2012-04-04 05:21:54 PM
As someone who could pass for Fat Jesus, I'm getting a kick out of this.

/Jesus showed up in two of my daughter's ultrasounds.
//If I weren't a Christian, I'd have found it creepy.
///No, I don't really think it was Jesus. Probably Tommy Chong, looking for work.
 
2012-04-04 05:23:47 PM
*sees tagline*
'I wonder how long it will take someone to make a Steve Irwin joke?'
*Opens comments*
'Ahhh.'
 
2012-04-04 05:38:54 PM
It's the guy from Prince Caspian

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2012-04-04 05:45:45 PM
Today's random image of Jesus showing up on something is brought to you by South Carolina and a dead stingray. No not a Chevy the other kind

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2012-04-04 05:51:25 PM
Proof Jesus just likes to tag random things, he'd be a graffiti artist if it weren't for those meddling Romans.
 
2012-04-04 06:11:17 PM
You mean this Stingray?
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2012-04-04 06:11:40 PM
How do they know it's Jesus? There's no picture of Jesus. It could be Jim....or Tom.... or King Herod.
 
2012-04-04 06:12:29 PM
Or this Stingray?
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