Saborlas: It's never an attractive person who does this.

Wonder why.

Attractive people tend to have good lives and don't go out of their way to fark that up?

What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

Several people reported seeing the man wandering Broad Ripple without clothing.

I'll bet he has more than a few broad ripples.

Police: Why did you go on a naked walk? Suspect: Because it's opposite day Police: Fine, then I'm not arresting you for public indecency ...

.... so here's a Penis Cozy, wrap that rascal and have a nice day, citizen.

(boy, never happen in my county. OHN)

too cold here for Opposite Day

FTA: "Fine, in that case you are not going to jail for public indecency," the officer told Fodera, according to the report.

Officers arrested Fodera on a preliminary charge of public indecency.


I'm confused...no wait, maybe I'm not.

Isn't "Opposite Day" from one of John Water's creepier movies like Desperate Living or something like that?

Some cops are just so darn witty, I can appreciate that.
/there was a story a few months ago, where some lady had her leg up on a subway seat, and that's against the law, the cop went to give her a ticket, and she said, 'don't you have bigger fish to fry?' cop: 'when i'm done frying this one.'
//zing!

LeroyBourne: Some cops are just so darn witty, I can appreciate that.
/there was a story a few months ago, where some lady had her leg up on a subway seat, and that's against the law, the cop went to give her a ticket, and she said, 'don't you have bigger fish to fry?' cop: 'when i'm done frying this one.'
//zing!

So witty and authoritarian knuckle dragging twunt aren't mutually exclusive!

Silly Jesus: What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

I don't know if indecency laws are necessarily "Puritan." A dude walking around outside in public naked ... may have mental or other judgment problems, maybe not a danger to those around him, but possibly a danger to himself.

I don't know how serious public indecency charges are in his area, but it may not even be worth fighting. Anyway, I don't have a problem with the cops picking him up.

Or, "I'm not arresting you for private decency."

If it was opposite day, shouldn't he be wearing women's clothing instead? Being nude is like atheism.. it's a lack of something rather than the opposite of it.

Worst_Login_Ever: Or, "I'm not arresting you for private decency."

BurnShrike: Being X is like atheism.. it's a lack of something...

Ugh. Does this have to come up in every thread? God, you atheists are preachy farks.

Fuggin Bizzy: Silly Jesus: What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

I don't know if indecency laws are necessarily "Puritan." A dude walking around outside in public naked ... may have mental or other judgment problems, maybe not a danger to those around him, but possibly a danger to himself.

I don't know how serious public indecency charges are in his area, but it may not even be worth fighting. Anyway, I don't have a problem with the cops picking him up.

It's typically only the mentally unstable who walk around naked because they are the ones least able to conform to societal norms. It's not a symptom of mental instability in and of itself. For that reason, checking on him isn't out of line, but being able to arrest someone because they don't cover their body with cloth is a bit absurd.

Quite a few places around the country are slowly coming to the realization that the top half of people isn't inherently evil and allow women as well as men to be topless in public. Maybe in another 50 years we will advance enough as a society to allow people to be in their natural state.

KangTheMad: Silly Jesus: What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

Would you want to see that dude's schlong and ass-crack the size of the Grand Canyon?

Sure, why not. You evidently still reside in 3rd grade where girls have cooties and body parts are yuckie.

Really, I'm the first? Shocking.

I do not think it is possible to have an "opposite day". If you did, then it would be a normal day since the opposite of opposite is normal.

Saborlas: It's never an attractive person who does this.

Wonder why.

Because attractive people are encouraged rather than reported.

I guess this is the beginning of the opposites!

Opposite Day.

This is a really good idea with a lot of potential.

Fuggin Bizzy: BurnShrike: Being X is like atheism.. it's a lack of something...

Ugh. Does this have to come up in every thread? God, you atheists are preachy farks.

I didn't intend to bring up atheism/religion, but I couldn't think of another good analogy. I guess I could've said that the opposite of red hair isn't bald.. it's.. uh, green hair?

Someone help me out here - the comics page (woefully left at home) has been running a strip about "Opposite Day" and I can't remember the name of the strip (nor could I paste a copy here, being an old lady without knowledge of those tools). Anyone?

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I love you. Will bake you cookies tonight.

Silly Jesus: Fuggin Bizzy: Silly Jesus: What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

I don't know if indecency laws are necessarily "Puritan." A dude walking around outside in public naked ... may have mental or other judgment problems, maybe not a danger to those around him, but possibly a danger to himself.

I don't know how serious public indecency charges are in his area, but it may not even be worth fighting. Anyway, I don't have a problem with the cops picking him up.

It's typically only the mentally unstable who walk around naked because they are the ones least able to conform to societal norms. It's not a symptom of mental instability in and of itself. For that reason, checking on him isn't out of line, but being able to arrest someone because they don't cover their body with cloth is a bit absurd.

Quite a few places around the country are slowly coming to the realization that the top half of people isn't inherently evil and allow women as well as men to be topless in public. Maybe in another 50 years we will advance enough as a society to allow people to be in their natural state.

You sound naked.

Mark Ratner: FTA: "Fine, in that case you are not going to jail for public indecency," the officer told Fodera, according to the report.

Officers arrested Fodera on a preliminary charge of public indecency.


I'm confused...no wait, maybe I'm not.

You see, the officer did the opposite of what he said he was going to do.

cgraves67: You sound naked.

... you're not? Who the hell puts pants on to surf Fark?!

Wait, your telling me that nudity is not indecent?
So I've been gay all the time thinking that it's cool testing people./

-AntiChrist.

BurnShrike: cgraves67: You sound naked.

... you're not? Who the hell puts pants on to surf Fark?!

I tried to use that excuse once, but my boss wasn't buying it....

Queensowntalia: BurnShrike: cgraves67: You sound naked.

... you're not? Who the hell puts pants on to surf Fark?!

I tried to use that excuse once, but my boss wasn't buying it....

You put down a paper towel on his chair before you sat down, right? What else is there to get upset over?

Fuggin Bizzy: BurnShrike: Being X is like atheism.. it's a lack of something...

Ugh. Does this have to come up in every thread? God, you atheists are preachy farks.

Yes, because using something as an example to illustrate a different point is "being preachy." Gotcha.

If your point is mentioning athiesm at any time ever in any given context is "preaching," then kindly fark off.

BurnShrike: You put down a paper towel on his chair before you sat down, right?

Ooh, well THAT explains it. *files that away for next time*

KangTheMad: Would you want to see that dude's schlong and ass-crack the size of the Grand Canyon?

Can't be any worse than your mom's face.

I like this cop.

Queensowntalia: Fuggin Bizzy: BurnShrike: Being X is like atheism.. it's a lack of something...

Ugh. Does this have to come up in every thread? God, you atheists are preachy farks.

Yes, because using something as an example to illustrate a different point is "being preachy." Gotcha.

If your point is mentioning athiesm at any time ever in any given context is "preaching," then kindly fark off.

OK, that was pretty biatchy. Plus I typoed.

Any resulting mockery/criticism is justly deserved.

ATTENTION: Mark Ratner: FTA: "Fine, in that case you are not going to jail for public indecency," the officer told Fodera, according to the report.

Officers arrested Fodera on a preliminary charge of public indecency.


I'm confused...no wait, maybe I'm not.

You see, the officer did the opposite of what he said he was going to do.

He said he was not going to jail not not arresting him. and he didn't. cops are stupid.
/it was deliberate

See, we just had a naked guy incident on one of our major streets. The cops took the man right to the hospital on the assumption that this was not his normal thing. The assumption was he was unwell, and the cops stayed with him into the hospital (he was admitted.) Maybe the cops should've done that instead of being funny. :(

/Admittedly, I think it was also 35 degrees at the time.
//But the sun was shining. Really shining.

cgraves67: Silly Jesus: Fuggin Bizzy: Silly Jesus: What a ridiculous law. It's just a body.

Most public indecency laws are written in such a way that some sort of lewd conduct has to accompany the nudity. Hopefully he can fight it.

Welcome to puritan America.

I don't know if indecency laws are necessarily "Puritan." A dude walking around outside in public naked ... may have mental or other judgment problems, maybe not a danger to those around him, but possibly a danger to himself.

I don't know how serious public indecency charges are in his area, but it may not even be worth fighting. Anyway, I don't have a problem with the cops picking him up.

It's typically only the mentally unstable who walk around naked because they are the ones least able to conform to societal norms. It's not a symptom of mental instability in and of itself. For that reason, checking on him isn't out of line, but being able to arrest someone because they don't cover their body with cloth is a bit absurd.

Quite a few places around the country are slowly coming to the realization that the top half of people isn't inherently evil and allow women as well as men to be topless in public. Maybe in another 50 years we will advance enough as a society to allow people to be in their natural state.

You sound naked.

Indeed, and by the pool.

LabGrrl: See, we just had a naked guy incident on one of our major streets. The cops took the man right to the hospital on the assumption that this was not his normal thing. The assumption was he was unwell, and the cops stayed with him into the hospital (he was admitted.) Maybe the cops should've done that instead of being funny. :(

/Admittedly, I think it was also 35 degrees at the time.
//But the sun was shining. Really shining.

I'm sure he was drunk or high on something and officer could tell. Nothing wrong with letting it wear off in a cell (and he should probably be kept away from the public for safety reasons anyway).