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Deterministic		2012-04-04 04:52:01 AM

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-04-04 07:38:06 AM

"Come! Good food! Come!"

timharrod		2012-04-04 07:38:28 AM

Deterministic: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Came in to joke about Mormon beer, but I see it's done in one.

SnarfVader		2012-04-04 08:07:15 AM

"Sorry about the mess..."

timharrod		2012-04-04 08:17:58 AM

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Deterministic		2012-04-04 08:31:39 AM

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

GAT_00		2012-04-04 08:39:45 AM

Sir, the possibility of her getting pregnant is approximately 3,720 to one!
Never tell me the odds!

timharrod		2012-04-04 08:44:03 AM

"Hey, Luke, thanks, Thanks for coming after me; I owe you one."

Plant Rights Activist		2012-04-04 08:57:19 AM

GAT_00: ~~Sir, the possibility of her getting pregnant is approximately 3,720 to one!~~
Never tell me the odds!

FTFY, brevity is the soul of wit.

bulldg4life		2012-04-04 08:58:10 AM

PizzaJedi81		2012-04-04 08:59:08 AM

Pull out, Wedge, you're not doing any good back there!

russlar		2012-04-04 09:05:31 AM

"I don't care what you smell, get in there!"

Deterministic		2012-04-04 09:06:07 AM

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

masos1138		2012-04-04 09:06:59 AM

Fun or not, the depths to which George will sell out have reached the final frontier. Aren't these movies for kids?

Han shot his load first.

Gunny Walker		2012-04-04 09:08:06 AM

This is silly. Aren't all glow in the dark condoms star war themes? Then you cn pretend they are light sabers and then you can...
remake the battle...
scene...
...

You know on second thought, these things are fine.

/NTTAWWT

apoptotic		2012-04-04 09:09:36 AM

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

What guy would whip out a condom that said that on the wrapper?

*collapses in laughter*

Spaced Lion		2012-04-04 09:10:24 AM

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Plant Rights Activist		2012-04-04 09:10:37 AM

apoptotic: "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

What guy would whip out a condom that said that on the wrapper?

*collapses in laughter*

/slowly raises hand

Sybarite		2012-04-04 09:15:02 AM

Around the penis a perimeter create.

ScouserDuck		2012-04-04 09:15:05 AM

"I love you."

No..that doesn't work.

"I am your father"

I'm not very good at this.

timharrod		2012-04-04 09:15:23 AM

masos1138: Fun or not, the depths to which George will sell out have reached the final frontier.

7/10, would fall for again.

Also, "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough."

PsyLord		2012-04-04 09:17:34 AM

Let's be honest, Anakin's mom was a party girl and there was no mystical Force autoconception of Anakin. If only Anakin's mom used this, then the Jedi council would still be around.

Tax Boy		2012-04-04 09:18:47 AM

"It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

Star Wars condoms, now with improved lubricant

PsyLord		2012-04-04 09:18:51 AM

Since we are being punny... I figure this should be posted...
cdn.instanttrap.com

for sperm.

Orgasmatron138		2012-04-04 09:22:51 AM

Irony Police:

Could the Ironic tag have been used here? The group of people that would buy Star Wars condoms is the group of people least likely to need condoms.

Cheron		2012-04-04 09:27:21 AM

"Don't everyone thank me at once. "

/this is what I should hear, right

PsyLord		2012-04-04 09:33:19 AM

'It can repel firepower of that magnitude.'

Bag of Hammers		2012-04-04 09:35:39 AM

Impressive, most impressive.

Slinky on an Escalator		2012-04-04 09:41:44 AM

Back door, huh? Good idea.

chewielouie		2012-04-04 09:42:55 AM

"Don't get cocky."

Karac		2012-04-04 09:44:29 AM

Trojan condoms - named after the city that couldn't keep people out.
Star Wars condoms - named after the movies that at least three times had a tiny space ship penetrate the defenses of a space station through small holes.

Mugato		2012-04-04 09:44:47 AM

"Negative. It didn't go in."

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"This little one's not worth the effort."

Orgasmatron138: The group of people that would buy Star Wars condoms is the group of people least likely to need condoms.

Outdated cliche. The hottest girl I ever went out with was a Star Wars freak. And yes she eventually dumped me but not before I got the point across, if you take my meaning.

abhorrent1		2012-04-04 09:47:54 AM

The C3PO one should be called "Golden Rod"

Mugato		2012-04-04 09:50:01 AM

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Possible he came in through the south entrance."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

"I never knew I had it in me."

squegeebooo		2012-04-04 09:52:36 AM

They'd never get used, to write Sheldon and Leonard "mint in package".

thecpt		2012-04-04 09:53:25 AM

wretched hive of scum and villainy... always a bigger fish...scruffy looking...
I FELT HER!!!

Mr.Tangent		2012-04-04 09:54:45 AM

The question is did George use one of these when he raped our childhoods?

/Can't believe nobody has said "Luke, I'm NOT your father."

Electriclectic		2012-04-04 09:55:37 AM

Now, his failure is complete.

carrion_luggage		2012-04-04 10:00:16 AM

Also try new Star Wars lotion -- cause a disturbance without forcing.

MessyDwarf		2012-04-04 10:06:33 AM

PunchDrunkPanda		2012-04-04 10:09:31 AM

"I've got a problem here"
"Eject!"
"I can hold it!"
"Pull up!"
"No it's alright I--GARRRGHARARAAHAGHAA"

wildcardjack		2012-04-04 10:11:51 AM

Orgasmatron138: The group of people that would buy Star Wars condoms is the group of people least likely to need condoms.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Then I think about all the trekkies and women in slave Leia costumes.

Perhaps they should breed.

PizzaJedi81		2012-04-04 10:14:19 AM

wildcardjack: Orgasmatron138: The group of people that would buy Star Wars condoms is the group of people least likely to need condoms.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Then I think about all the trekkies and women in slave Leia costumes.

Perhaps they should breed.

Ahem. (new window)

d3		2012-04-04 10:17:40 AM

PsyLord: Let's be honest, Anakin's mom was a party girl and there was no mystical Force autoconception of Anakin. If only Anakin's mom used this, then the Jedi council would still be around.

If only Anakin had used one the Empire would still be strong!

strangeguitar		2012-04-04 10:19:07 AM

Sybarite: Around the penis a perimeter create.

Damn...that's the loudest I've laughed out loud in a long time

/ty

Curry and beer		2012-04-04 10:30:45 AM

Orgasmatron138: The group of people that would buy Star Wars condoms is the group of people least likely to need condoms.

That's why they were photographed in front of a keyboard. That's the only place the intended audience can orgasm.