You go Gramps!

Pig cop get slap on wrist?

That's unpossible!

Isn't this old news or did it happen again?

and he always picks up hookers whose names match the names of the streets that they are walking on

He was having sex with... men?? Gross.

it's a heck of a drug

When fighting a monster one risks becoming a monster.

Old headline, movin on.

johnson442: When fighting a monster one risks becoming a monster.

For when you gaze into the abyss (of a young man's gaping anus), the abyss also gazes into you.

Actually, he looks like a normal person to me.

Does he get to stay in the owner's suite?

dbirchall: Headline ought to say meth and gay hookers, just to keep folks from mistaking him for some kind of liberal.

Our local paper says:

"The judge had to decide whether former Arapahoe County Sherriff Patrick Sullivan should be treated the same as everyone else or fall under more scrutiny as a law enforcement officer in his meth-for-sex case. In the end, Arapahoe County Chief District Judge William Sylvester chose somewhere in between."

W.T.F. In between? 30 days in jail and a $1100 fine for FELONY meth possession? Ask some of the folks who are in jail for years for non-felony possession about that.

I'm willing to bet he just stays in the complex, not in a cell, for his 30 days.

Then again... 30 days locked up with young men might be his idea of a good time.

This is the kind of story they need in anti-Meth commercials. When I see someone saying they missed their kids birthday, I think, holy shiat Meth is so awesome that it's better than cake and a bouncehouse. Put out a commercial that says using meth will lead you down a path where you will be blowing some geezer cop for a little more and no one will want to try it.

Explodo: Our local paper says:

"The judge had to decide whether former Arapahoe County Sherriff Patrick Sullivan should be treated the same as everyone else or fall under more scrutiny as a law enforcement officer in his meth-for-sex case. In the end, Arapahoe County Chief District Judge William Sylvester chose somewhere in between."

W.T.F. In between? 30 days in jail and a $1100 fine for FELONY meth possession? Ask some of the folks who are in jail for years for non-felony possession about that.

I found that too, I wanted to share the article but wasn't about to link to Fox News. Stole their headline though.

30 days in jail (plus the 8 already served. ...no, I'm sure the judge came up with 38 days all on his own.) And an $1100 fine, probably 2x what he paid for the meth and sex.

Not the first time by a long damn shot

The entire Ouray County, Colorado Sheriff's Department went down in flames 'cause they were running a drug ring

Bad Sheriff No Biscuit (new window)

Lumbar Puncture: This is the kind of story they need in anti-Meth commercials. When I see someone saying they missed their kids birthday, I think, holy shiat Meth is so awesome that it's better than cake and a bouncehouse. Put out a commercial that says using meth will lead you down a path where you will be blowing some geezer cop for a little more and no one will want to try it.

In one of the best choices of directors, someone had the brains to put Darren Aronofsky in charge of a series of anti-meth ads that ran mostly (I think) in the Pacific NW.
Parental warning, drug use and intense sexual situations

How did "followup" beat out "ironic" for the tag on this one?

fireclown: Lumbar Puncture: This is the kind of story they need in anti-Meth commercials. When I see someone saying they missed their kids birthday, I think, holy shiat Meth is so awesome that it's better than cake and a bouncehouse. Put out a commercial that says using meth will lead you down a path where you will be blowing some geezer cop for a little more and no one will want to try it.

In one of the best choices of directors, someone had the brains to put Darren Aronofsky in charge of a series of anti-meth ads that ran mostly (I think) in the Pacific NW.
Parental warning, drug use and intense sexual situations

I didn't know about that, that is a great idea.

So, no promotion then?

Kraut10: How did "followup" beat out "ironic" for the tag on this one?

Because the Fark Irony Police will tell you that it's not irony based on some technically accurate reading of a definition, which differs from the way the term is used by 99% of the population. Subby was probably just trying to avoid Irony Wars.

The article I read says the guy who supplied him got 3 years. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57409205-504083/ex-colo-sheriff -patrick-sullivan-pleads-guilty-in-meth-for-sex-case/ (new window)

Ambivalence: Wow. He only got 30days for that.

It's enough to break your addiction.

/i don't believe what uncle sam says about meth
//they lied to me about pot, meth is probably safer than alcohol too

Crap. I obviously do not know how to add a hyperlink.

urban.derelict: /i don't believe what uncle sam says about meth
//they lied to me about pot, meth is probably safer than alcohol too

Well, it's rather easy to make. I propose a small experiment. Why don't we take a photo of you now. You can cook you some, use for about 30 days, and then we'll compare the results.

Voiceofreason01: *crosses fingers
"Please be Sheriff Joe, please be Sheriff Joe, please be Sheriff Joe"
*reads article
"damn"

This!

So when does he go back to work?

He should have gone to jail for 3+ years like the dealer did and lose his overly generous pension on top of it.

johnson442: When fighting a monster one risks becoming a monster.

Thanks Batman.

That's an improvement

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
the inmates are sure glad that you came.
you wanna be where you can see
the people whom meth you gave
you wanna go where everybody knows your name

I knew a girl in college who got into meth. It was amazing how much she aged over the course of just 3 years. She got strung out, dropped out of school, and only kept in contact with people to try to get money.

BronyMedic: Well, it's rather easy to make. I propose a small experiment. Why don't we take a photo of you now. You can cook you some, use for about 30 days, and then we'll compare the results.

Thanks, I'm smarter then the average moron who cooks synthetic chemicals on a stove and then smokes it if their house doesn't blow up first.

/why take drugs at all when we have this glorious weed that grows all over the planet in even the harshest conditions?

/the safe drugs are illegal

dyli: The article I read says the guy who supplied him got 3 years.

Not really enough information given for any sort of outrage. Could be the dealer already had a rap sheet and was not his first possession charge.

Afaik, it seems that the sheriff is a first time offender which may account for the differences in jail time.

I know around here the maximum jail time for possession of weed (any amount) is 6 months for a first offense, 5 years for a second, and 20 years for the third. So you could technically see an almost 4 and a half year sentencing difference between someone on their first possession charge and someone on their second if both were sentenced to the maximum limit. Could be something similar in this case.

"Is it safe yet?"

dyli: Crap. I obviously do not know how to add a hyperlink.

Don't feel bad. Most of us haven't figured out how to post pictures.