http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdZ4qxayquo

What a shiatty thing to do.

/Got nuthin'

Nice to see that we're not the only ones who damage and degrade our own collective resources.

I don't know Devil took place in an elevator and it was a big turd watched by a lot of people and it didn't stop M. Knight Shamalamaramalamadingdon from making movies. Won't work.

/Stupid, STUPID movie

What a pile of crap.

/poop thread

I am a notorious elevator farter, but even I draw the line at dropping a big spicy fudge dragon in the elevator.

That's so mighty good spelling there, subby.

Is anyone else getting frustrated searching for today's thinly veiled, sexually motivated thread where everyone post pictures of scantily clad women who are tangentially related to the topic?

"So mighty good"? Who submitted this, Mr Yunioshi?

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I am a notorious elevator farter, but even I draw the line at dropping a big spicy fudge dragon in the elevator.

Two people in an elevator, one of them defecates, everybody knows who did it.

What makes them think it's just one person doing it?

At least the farker could have wiped after

Subby forgot me

Seemed relevant


/hot from the source

What is the big deal? Didn't everybody see the travel brochures informing us that lifts are elevators/porta johns? I thought the British had found a way of combining waste removal while traveling up a building. It is a time saver, so why not?

It was obviously the guy on the right. He totally looks like an elevator pooper. Case closed.

Nasty Nas is disappoint.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: MBooda: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I am a notorious elevator farter, but even I draw the line at dropping a big spicy fudge dragon in the elevator.

Two people in an elevator, one of them defecates, everybody knows who did it.

Two Girls, One Elevator?

Don't see that one going viral anytime soon.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: MBooda: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I am a notorious elevator farter, but even I draw the line at dropping a big spicy fudge dragon in the elevator.

Two people in an elevator, one of them defecates, everybody knows who did it.

Two Girls, One Elevator?

i'll be getting it up while they're goin down...

Do the police have anything to go on?

the tragedy of the commons

abhorrent1: That's so mighty good spelling there, subby.

This. Ya know for a mere $1 per thread I'd be happy to proof all greened submissions Fark.

Teenage wasteland.

I'd laugh at this....but we had to do this once in a fitness center where I work...put up a camera to catch a "Defecator"

The woman who ran the center was a total Biatch...and we all suspected someone got real pissed at her and took a dump in there, or put some kind of animal shiat on the carpet...just to PO her. And, we all sympathsized with the perp...the woman was an insufferable Biatch

They need to try the MTA elevators in NYC. Every drunk and homeless person knows the "lifts" are a great private place to do some lovely things. Most of them smell like you packed a herd of wild hogs inside.

We had a guy jerking off in the women's bathroom at work a few years back. He would leave them presents on the toilet seat, sink and mirror. How did (Let's call him Eric) Eric get busted? There were three guys in the building on a particular day. Doug and I went off-site and ended up spending the day at a remote location. "Eric" spaced that out and did his little flog the dolphin session without thinking his plan through. He didn't get fired, but did resign out of embarrassment.

Too Pretty For Prison: We had a guy jerking off in the women's bathroom at work a few years back. He would leave them presents on the toilet seat, sink and mirror. How did (Let's call him Eric) Eric get busted? There were three guys in the building on a particular day. Doug and I went off-site and ended up spending the day at a remote location. "Eric" spaced that out and did his little flog the dolphin session without thinking his plan through. He didn't get fired, but did resign out of embarrassment.

He didn't get fired? How the...never mind. I just give up.

/Sigh.

It's not who you are underneath, it's where you defecate that defines you.

mama2tnt: Too Pretty For Prison: We had a guy jerking off in the women's bathroom at work a few years back. He would leave them presents on the toilet seat, sink and mirror. How did (Let's call him Eric) Eric get busted? There were three guys in the building on a particular day. Doug and I went off-site and ended up spending the day at a remote location. "Eric" spaced that out and did his little flog the dolphin session without thinking his plan through. He didn't get fired, but did resign out of embarrassment.

He didn't get fired? How the...never mind. I just give up.

/Sigh.

It was Take Your Kids To Work Day.

Are they sure it's poop?



/only one way to be sure

I worked at a ski resort years ago, and we had a problem with people pooping in the gondola lifts. The operators would have to mark the car and take it offline to the service rail at one of the loading stations so it could be cleaned.

It sucked to clean up (ski patrol had to do it) but I thought it was funny. It takes a lot of determination to strip off enough ski clothing to poop like that, and then ride with it to the top.

Looks like a Baby Ruth.

WordsnCollision: Are they sure it's poop?

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/only one way to be sure

Damn.

Looks like they've got themselves a real squatter problem

Poo, vomit and urine in the lift

I really hope that all three came out at the same time.

Like usual, the UK is just now catching up to the US. In great countries like ours, we've been peeing and pooping in the elevators and stairwells of public housing since the early 1970's. It's beyond tradition and has now become an accepted state of affairs. In fact, public housing that is free of pee and poo is a cause for concern. Like, where did it all go?

In short, Britain, welcome to the Big Leagues.

I wondered where I left that.

How much fer cripe's sake is a wireless IP camera? $100? Install it, set up a DVR in a secure location. There's no expectation of privacy in an elevator, and you could easily hide the camera.

If not that....

DNA test it. You'd have race/ethnicity and sex. That would eliminate a lot of possible offenders.

Ask for the building's occupants to volunteer to provide DNA samples. Those who volunteer could easily be ruled out. Those who don't......go on the 'shiatter of interest' list. If it's a relative of an occupant....the volunteer may unknowingly 'out' the shiatter.

It's not that hard to solve.