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		Live footage of large tornado in Dallas-Fort Worth area (wfaa.com)		707
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Johnnyflash		2012-04-03 02:56:10 PM

Well would you look at that, just look at it.

Donnchadha		2012-04-03 02:56:11 PM

Snapper Carr: XKCD is oddly prophetic (new window) on this one.

Yeah, you're going to have to take a screenshot of that. Everybody gets a different comic based on location, browser, etc...

gopher321		2012-04-03 02:56:15 PM

What are you worried about, Texas? You've got all those firearms...just shoot it.

texdent		2012-04-03 02:56:17 PM

NightOwl2255: Quick, get Gary England down there!

I don't know who that is, but keep him and Jim Cantore away from here.

Wallcloud near Ballpark in Arlington

doczoidberg		2012-04-03 02:56:22 PM

It's about time something worthwhile happened in Dallas.

oldfarthenry		2012-04-03 02:56:32 PM

I don't feel right just sitting here and watching a bunch of Texans get blown.

Weaver95		2012-04-03 02:56:34 PM

Its ok, Gov. Perry made sure everyone in Texas has equal access to bootstraps.

asciibaron		2012-04-03 02:56:56 PM

a debris ball, wtf is that?

BunkoSquad		2012-04-03 02:57:07 PM

Donnchadha: Not to scare anybody, but here's the list of elementary schools that this storm is going to hit in the next 15 minutes....

Next, we'll superimpose a map of puppy farms and orphanages in the path of total devastation

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-04-03 02:57:08 PM

Texas never whispers.

MurphyMurphy		2012-04-03 02:57:20 PM

God REALLY hates the red states, doesn't he?

/wonder why that could be....

RoxtarRyan		2012-04-03 02:57:22 PM

texdent: Planes have been grounded at DFW

Eh... in the military, if some bad shiat is coming, you get the planes the hell out of there. Incoming chemical attack? LAUNCH THE AIRCRAFT! Sandstorm? LAUNCH THE AIRCRAFT!!!! Gilbert Gottfried USO show? LAUNCH THE GODDAMN AIRCRAFT!

soup		2012-04-03 02:57:25 PM

Let us pray for Omarion.

netweavr		2012-04-03 02:57:26 PM

Weaver95: Its ok, Gov. Perry made sure everyone in Texas has equal access to bootstraps.

Weaver95, please, we both know Texas doesn't have Socialized Bootstraps.

Flab		2012-04-03 02:57:29 PM

WFAA footage from the CNN website is boring. Any other interesting feeds?

fdlgrl		2012-04-03 02:57:33 PM

My coworkers here in Arlington are all outside watching the sky. A lot of blackness to the northwest. Just told there's some twisting going on. So I'm going to go huddle with my friends.

Bendal		2012-04-03 02:57:35 PM

My brother lives in Arlington so I'm not getting a kick out of this.

/updating his FB page with tornado reports
//said he heard one pass by about 10 minutes ago

Jake Havechek		2012-04-03 02:57:37 PM

Where are Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton when you need them?

LeroyBourne		2012-04-03 02:57:53 PM

Get your guns Texas, and shoot those damned naydos!

RoxtarRyan		2012-04-03 02:57:58 PM

Now a children's medical center, too?

God really hates Texas younguns.

OregonVet		2012-04-03 02:58:09 PM

Live police radio (new window).

Dazrin		2012-04-03 02:58:11 PM

Good luck to any DFW Farkers!

Weaver95		2012-04-03 02:58:14 PM

netweavr: Weaver95: Its ok, Gov. Perry made sure everyone in Texas has equal access to bootstraps.

Weaver95, please, we both know Texas doesn't have Socialized Bootstraps.

yes, but they can pray to tornado jesus and it'll be cool.

Burninate		2012-04-03 02:58:24 PM

WhoIsWillo: If you're talking about the Colts one, yeah, that was me too. Joke's older than dirt, though.

Well, a hearty thanks for making me laugh on multiple occasions. Cheers sir!

probesport		2012-04-03 02:58:32 PM

dallylamma: probesport: The siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain And as the thing came through, I swear, it sounded like a train

They say that missing trucker ended up in Kansas...or maybe it was Oz.

I knew there had to be someone. Amazing band, even better live.

Pair-o-Dice		2012-04-03 02:58:32 PM

Flab: texdent: Planes have been grounded at DFW

With or without dessert?

Alec Baldwin? Again??

bikerbob59		2012-04-03 02:58:57 PM

link farked

The Shatner Incident		2012-04-03 02:58:58 PM

That's a big farking hook echo.

air_wx		2012-04-03 02:59:05 PM

Governor Perry will pray it away!

9beers		2012-04-03 02:59:09 PM

If you like watching storm chasers, http://www.chasertv.com/ is pretty good for live streams.

wildcardjack		2012-04-03 02:59:15 PM

Mmmm... High chance of hail.

I'm staying parked under the awning.

Current Resident		2012-04-03 02:59:26 PM

texdent: NightOwl2255: Quick, get Gary England down there!

I don't know who that is, but keep him and Jim Cantore away from here.

Wallcloud near Ballpark in Arlington

Gary England is a weather legend in OKC. I dare say he's "The Man" when it comes to tornadic weather.

Hell, he even had a cameo in Twister.

All that said, stay safe Texas Farkers.

texdent		2012-04-03 02:59:30 PM

Anyone else think the flashing boxes spell out Cao?

rocketpants		2012-04-03 02:59:36 PM

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Jake Havechek		2012-04-03 02:59:40 PM

Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fark like a bunny. Do you fark like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fark ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

Timmy the Tumor		2012-04-03 02:59:49 PM

That should be right over my house in about 45 minutes.

Anyone have an extra pair of ruby red slippers?

Naeva		2012-04-03 02:59:52 PM

As someone from Tuscaloosa, I feel your pain. Stay safe folks!

RoxtarRyan		2012-04-03 02:59:55 PM

Airlington had a tornado?

i.qkme.me

Lone Stranger		2012-04-03 03:00:29 PM

Cleburne Times-Review

Gunny Walker		2012-04-03 03:00:34 PM

Snapper Carr: XKCD is oddly prophetic (new window) on this one.

That joke only works in Firefox. For the rest of us there is a different joke.

etherknot		2012-04-03 03:01:05 PM

RoxtarRyan: texdent: Gilbert Gottfried USO show? LAUNCH THE GODDAMN AIRCRAFT!

i.cdn.turner.com

"Oh hey! SURE! Let's get out of here Mr. Duck. Mr. WISEGUY over there can't handle... hey is that a large spinning slice of pepperoni?"

RoxtarRyan		2012-04-03 03:01:26 PM

D'oh, that is Arlen, TX. Whatever.

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-04-03 03:01:27 PM

texdent: NightOwl2255: Quick, get Gary England down there!

I don't know who that is, but keep him and Jim Cantore away from here.

Wallcloud near Ballpark in Arlington

Gary is the OKC weatherman who's been there for 40 years and gets all excited at the hint of tornadoes:

"There's a tornado on the ground! Tornado on the ground!! Everyone seek shelter immediately! Tornado on the ground!!!!"

Treygreen13		2012-04-03 03:01:48 PM

Not a lot to see from here in FW, but there's the sky and clouds.

Timmy the Tumor		2012-04-03 03:01:58 PM

FOUR on the ground according to stormchasers.

My kingdom for a basement!!!

texdent		2012-04-03 03:02:25 PM

Tornado in west Mesquite.

Da Bum		2012-04-03 03:02:38 PM

probesport:

You can always pop-up a few tiles and hide under there tunneling along like the Vietcong.

Got myself tied up to the rack now, so I'm going no where. Thank you cat-5 cable.

minnesotaboy		2012-04-03 03:02:55 PM

The Martintuckian: The annual Texas Trailer Toss

files.coloribus.com

FlyingJ		2012-04-03 03:03:10 PM

jeez, whenever I worry that the douchebaggery level on FARK has gotten too low, any Wrath Of God story restores my faith...atheists, Nihilists & affected area's sports rivals in one big gangbang

/next quake will doubtless have East Coast Farkers posting Bill Hicks references
//family member killed in Mo

hailin		2012-04-03 03:03:28 PM

texdent: I'm in Garland so it may be heading this way.

Sorry about that. My grandmother lives in Garland. She's finally embraced her wicked witch title.

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