well how bout that

I'm rooting for the twister.

Good luck Di and all our DFW Farkers.

//sometimes am VERY glad to live in AZ

Isn't that where that crazy old lady who was beating her gay neighbor with a cane lives?

I was sitting here watching CNN when it clipped the edge of the tractor trailer facility. It was tossing trailers all over the place, one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.

texdent: I'm in Garland so it may be heading this way.

Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

WhoIsWillo: Residents have been urged to take shelter in Cowboys Stadium, were there is no chance of a touchdown.

Old headline. Still hilarious

Someone call up Rick Perry, looks like you guys need another "pray away the bad weather" day.

XKCD is oddly prophetic (new window) on this one.

And nothing of value will be lost.

/Dallas sucks

Walker: DESTROY COWBOYS STADIUM!
DESTROY COWBOYS STADIUM!
DESTROY COWBOYS STADIUM!

/sorry, I live in the Washington D.C. area

You said it... I was thinking it...

The siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain And as the thing came through, I swear, it sounded like a train

The annual Texas Trailer Toss

CNN is showing live shots of the damage.

Every time I hear Dallas I get the theme song to the old show in my head. May not be the best soundtrack for this though.

Down around Euless... That's just north of a major geographical ridge in the area.

Hmm.... Do I stay or do I go to the gym. I finally found shirt #3 so I have clean gym clothes.

Another mess created by Bush that Obama will have to clean up.

Treygreen13: DFW farker here. Sitting at my desk in Fort Worth. It's quiet here. Reportedly the area where my apartment is (Arlington) is getting pounded pretty hard.

Well hopefully everything stays surreal and avoids become all-too-real for you.

One has been spotted in Irving and my building has been evacuated to the basement. But alas, here I stay, in the server room hiding behind some racks and farking around. :)

I can only clench my buttocks anytime I see a radar loop featuring that many bands of brightly colored blobs.

Shiat.

One of my best friends lives in Euless.

Apparently they didn't meet their Bible sales quota...

probesport: The siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain And as the thing came through, I swear, it sounded like a train

They say that missing trucker ended up in Kansas...or maybe it was Oz.

It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly
the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.
*The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch
in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.

Did Rick Perry forget to do a Pray-Off?

I'm getting a black screen.
Apparently, it's blocked out the sun, and has obliterated everyting.

OMFSM! The Doppler map they are using seems to indicate a large spinning slice of pepperoni is in the area now! D:

/Yum

This might be the least flashy and most effective use of technology I've seen by a weather-guy.

Da Bum: One has been spotted in Irving and my building has been evacuated to the basement. But alas, here I stay, in the server room hiding behind some racks and farking around. :)

You can always pop-up a few tiles and hide under there tunneling along like the Vietcong.