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2012-04-03 03:15:51 PM
It sounds like you're questioning the wisdom of Best Korea.

Why would you do that?
 
2012-04-03 03:25:51 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: It sounds like you're questioning the wisdom of Best Korea.

Why would you do that?


It's clear that he did not get the memo.
 
2012-04-03 03:34:24 PM
That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

/I'll be over there if anyone wants me.
 
2012-04-03 03:53:10 PM
I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.


You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.
 
2012-04-03 04:14:27 PM
unyon: I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.


Best Korea also has Suck Koea to worry about. Suck Korea hates the wondrous glory that Best Korea is, and they are jealous.

Not only that but there is the vile American Capatalist Empire that wishes to buy all that is pure from Best Korea and corrupt it!
 
2012-04-03 04:34:47 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Yes - that IS a $850 million rocket in my pants, biatch!
 
2012-04-03 04:37:08 PM
unyon: I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.


ah, so you say the military spending is for our defense.
 
2012-04-03 04:37:56 PM
If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.
 
2012-04-03 04:38:05 PM
Buddy of mine just returned from a 6 month tour in Pohang.
He said the best part of the trip was running minesweeping ops along the 38th.
He said the worst part of the job was running minesweeping ops along the 38th.
Swears we'd be better off letting the N & S duke it out because no matter what happens, the only place that could smell worse is an Ecuadorian prison.
 
2012-04-03 04:38:41 PM
it might cost $850 million to build and launch this in USA or South Korea where they pay people... what would the cost in North Korea be though? $10million?
 
2012-04-03 04:39:20 PM
$850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag
 
2012-04-03 04:40:20 PM
People buy Photoshop?
 
2012-04-03 04:40:46 PM
kvinesknows: it might cost $850 million to build and launch this in USA or South Korea where they pay people... what would the cost in North Korea be though? $10million?

$64 and three Happy Meals.
 
2012-04-03 04:40:58 PM
Meh. It's been done.

img.fark.net
 
2012-04-03 04:41:01 PM
Makes perfect sense to me, but I am still working with CS2 so YMMV...
 
2012-04-03 04:41:47 PM
unyon: I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.


lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.
 
2012-04-03 04:43:29 PM
Infrastructure shot? Doesn't Best Korea have miles and miles of gorgeous practically unused interstate?
 
2012-04-03 04:44:17 PM
cf.drafthouse.com
 
2012-04-03 04:44:25 PM
jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag


s3.hubimg.com
 
2012-04-03 04:46:39 PM
The primary aim is to use up the products of the machine without raising the general standard of living. Besides, how are they supposed to lob occasional rockets into the residential areas of Pyongyang if they don't engineer decent rocket bomb technology?
 
2012-04-03 04:46:47 PM
jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag


Do I also get a picture of the dictator that I'm supporting with my donations? Maybe a note from him at Christmas?
 
2012-04-03 04:48:21 PM
FTA: A South Korean military officials said North Korea should spend the money on food for its hungry people, rather than rocket technology, Yonhap News Agency reported Monday

I rikee your engrish
 
2012-04-03 04:49:07 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-03 04:49:50 PM
jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag


Considering a lot of people in the countryside are reduced to eating grass and dirt, 12c a day could make a difference.
 
2012-04-03 04:50:11 PM
devioustrevor: $64 and three Happy Meals.

In other words, three times the GDP of Best Korea.
 
2012-04-03 04:50:23 PM
jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag


"it'll feed your kid for a month. More if you don't like him so much."

/Actually, 12 cents is about what it costs to feed kids rice & beans in Africa. Costs a little more if you add meat.
 
2012-04-03 04:51:06 PM
I like the linked article about Japan being ready to shoot it down.

If Japan opposes your strategy for nuclear domination you know you're getting somewhere.
 
2012-04-03 04:52:13 PM
lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.

What about if we want the United States to stop doing the same thing too?

/Not Subby.
 
2012-04-03 04:52:28 PM
No worries, they'll just print more cash to make up for it.
 
2012-04-03 04:54:46 PM
It's not like tree bark costs that much. They'll be fine.
 
2012-04-03 04:57:09 PM
Felix_T_Cat: jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag

"it'll feed your kid for a month. More if you don't like him so much."

/Actually, 12 cents is about what it costs to feed kids rice & beans in Africa. Costs a little more if you add meat.


Can I swap kids mid-month? Let's say I want to have a starving African child think someone loves him for only 2 weeks.
 
2012-04-03 04:57:39 PM
Ashtrey: I like the linked article about Japan being ready to shoot it down.

If Japan opposes your strategy for nuclear domination you know you're getting somewhere.



Those Japanese sure get all bent when someone fires a nuke anywhere NEAR them.
 
2012-04-03 04:59:09 PM
don't wanna get messed with? develop nukes and the means to deliver them. let your people starve? the international community will gladly step in with free food.

north korea's leaders are crazy like foxes.
 
2012-04-03 05:01:31 PM
Article Headline:

N. Korea rocket launch estimated at $850M

Article Sub Head:

North Korea's upcoming long-range rocket launch is estimated to cost $850 million

Article First Sentence:

North Korea's upcoming long-range rocket launch is estimated to cost $850 million


Author getting paid by the word?
 
2012-04-03 05:02:03 PM
I think they just need a big hug.
 
2012-04-03 05:02:47 PM
jimpoz: $850 million, enough to feed 19 million people for one year

$850 million ÷ 19 million people/year = $44.74 per person per year

$44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

/donate now and we'll send you a tote bag


North Korea Math is Best Math!
 
2012-04-03 05:05:43 PM
unyon: I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.


Yah!!!! Not to mention those sluts, and the welfare queens with refrigerators and caddilacs

/Wait we were talking about North Korea? sorry my bad I got confused by the BEST part
 
2012-04-03 05:07:58 PM
lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.

Well, except that our people haven't been eating dirt and rocks for the last five years, our lights are all still on, most our people are employed, and we don't have to worry about the fat retarded son of our pervert president becoming our leader anytime soon.

But you're right, the US is EXACTLY like No. Korea.
 
2012-04-03 05:10:20 PM
Well here's the thing: they don't need to spend that money on food because we're going to give them food aid. Yeah, we got our knickers in a knot and "suspended" it for a little while because of their stupid missile test, but c'mon, we can't stay mad forever. How many times did they lie and screw us over on nukes, and yet there we were shoveling North Korea Chow their way yet again? So they're really not irresponsible at all. We are.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-03 05:11:28 PM
Psycoholic_Slag: Ashtrey: I like the linked article about Japan being ready to shoot it down.

If Japan opposes your strategy for nuclear domination you know you're getting somewhere.


Those Japanese sure get all bent when someone fires a nuke anywhere NEAR them.


You really want to piss them off try to build a gundam.
 
2012-04-03 05:14:38 PM
Do not mock Korea or they will send more gunmen to our universities.
 
2012-04-03 05:17:06 PM
Gyrfalcon: lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.

Well, except that our people haven't been eating dirt and rocks for the last five years, our lights are all still on, most our people are employed, and we don't have to worry about the fat retarded son of our pervert president becoming our leader anytime soon.

But you're right, the US is EXACTLY like No. Korea.


I wouldn't call Chelsea fat or retarded so there's that, and don't worry after president Rommtorum institutes it's "reforms" you'll get there

/Detroit is a trial
//Once taco bell wins the fast food wars
 
2012-04-03 05:19:19 PM
Nuke 'em from orbit. Put the people out of their suffering and stop them before they become a real threat.
 
2012-04-03 05:25:58 PM
lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.

This. 24 hrs worth.
 
2012-04-03 05:26:46 PM
"I'm so wone-weee, sooo wone-weee...."
 
2012-04-03 05:26:58 PM
jimpoz: $44.74/person/year ÷ 365 days/year = 12¢ per person per day

1 USD = 900 NK Wong

So that's like 108 dollars to them. You can buy a lot with 108 per day.
 
2012-04-03 05:31:55 PM
Gyrfalcon: lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.

Well, except that our people haven't been eating dirt and rocks for the last five years, our lights are all still on, most our people are employed, and we don't have to worry about the fat retarded son of our pervert president becoming our leader anytime soon.

But you're right, the US is EXACTLY like No. Korea.
No one in the US is starving and our infrastructure needs no work done to it, therefore it's okay for the US to spend billions of dollars a year on the military.


I disagree!
 
2012-04-03 05:38:42 PM
FreetardoRivera: unyon: I_Am_Weasel: That's just stupid.

Spending untold dollars on the military that would be better spent doing something for the citizens of the country.

You see, defense is in the Best Korean constitution. Spending that money on people is unconstitutional and just supporting deadbeats that feel entitled to their fellow citizens' money.

lennavan: If you're from the United States, I don't think we have any place to judge, subby.


This thread has hit a new low when anticapitalist progressitards compare people dying of starvation over there to ANYONE in the U.S.

If you really give a damn, do or say something that might actually help those people, instead of spouting the usual verbal diarrhea and waste of bandwidth.
 
2012-04-03 05:48:53 PM
How did it cost N.Korea anything?

They build it themselves, with their own technology and materials. I doubt they would have had more food if they send their scientists out into the rice fields, though they could possible earn some money by selling this shiat to Iran or whatever.

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South Korea does propaganda as well.
 
2012-04-03 05:51:18 PM
spawn73: How did it cost N.Korea anything?

They build it themselves, with their own technology and materials. I doubt they would have had more food if they send their scientists out into the rice fields, though they could possible earn some money by selling this shiat to Iran or whatever.

---

South Korea does propaganda as well.


Interesting point... how do you establish value in a communist state?
 
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