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(Spinner)   Karl Lagerfeld apologizes for calling Adele fat, sends her several large purses and a gift card to Old Country Buffet to make amends   (spinner.com) divider line 57
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2012-04-03 01:41:08 PM
So... she isn't, then?

/confused
//not sure why she's such a big deal
///pop singer, etc
 
2012-04-03 02:22:52 PM
i224.photobucket.com

Is there an audition for the tour cast of "Hairspray" somewhere?

This isn't exactly the most flattering photo of her.
 
2012-04-03 02:43:11 PM
Hell I'd still bang her. And I'd just probably use a paper bag to put all the things I've stolen into it... But seriously I'd tear her apart.
 
2012-04-03 02:43:22 PM
Calling fat people 'fat' is insensitive. I guess.
 
2012-04-03 02:45:17 PM
Leather Face Lagerfeld is fooling no one with this half-hearted gesture.
 
2012-04-03 02:46:13 PM
Meh, people with great voices can be fat. It's the hacks that are horrible at singing that have to stay slim and sexy to retain their appeal. Adele can balloon up to Aretha Franklin size as long as she can still sing.
 
2012-04-03 02:46:18 PM
visualthirst.files.wordpress.com

A catty old gay dude in the fashion industry? The HELL you say!
 
mhd
2012-04-03 02:50:31 PM
Well, he knows a bit about the subject matter...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-03 02:51:44 PM
Where does he get his bum gloves? Billy Idol?
 
2012-04-03 02:53:23 PM
I wonder how many slabs of ribs she could fit in a couple of oversized Chanel bags.
 
2012-04-03 03:00:13 PM
Who are all these people?
 
2012-04-03 03:03:54 PM
Don't care what anyone says, I would rawdog it and not be ashamed.


/the voice definately helps improve her looks
 
2012-04-03 03:04:06 PM
Weird, I just listened to Greg Proops rip this guy a new one in his latest "Smartest Man In The World" podcast.
 
2012-04-03 03:06:14 PM
Cares not what the niegh-sayers say.
 
2012-04-03 03:06:38 PM
Why do people have to apologize. If the shoe fits wear it, why does everyone have to be so freaking PC. Thats whats wrong with this country, people are spineless and have no backbone.
 
2012-04-03 03:09:15 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Cares not what the niegh-sayers say.


Well fark yer shiat, File too large.



th00.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-03 03:09:24 PM
I wanna stuff my craw
Please slather it was cheeese
I want it super sized
Cuz you know I love to eaaaaat
 
2012-04-03 03:09:46 PM
Really, Karl Lagerfeld has no place criticizing someone's appearance.
 
2012-04-03 03:09:52 PM

mentallo69: Why do people have to apologize. If the shoe fits wear it, why does everyone have to be so freaking PC. Thats whats wrong with this country, people are spineless and have no backbone.


United States of England and France?
 
2012-04-03 03:11:28 PM
Adele has a great voice. Not sure I'm in love with her songs, though. Too pop for my tastes.

People called Aretha and Ella fat. And that is because people are stupid.
 
2012-04-03 03:15:44 PM

Soup4Bonnie: People called Aretha and Ella fat. And that is because people are stupid.


Ella was so fat she couldn't fit under umbrella-ella-ella
 
2012-04-03 03:27:57 PM
Just because you're talented and successful doesn't mean you aren't fat. Adele is pretty and has an amazing voice, but still fat.
 
2012-04-03 03:38:15 PM
she is a fat whore
 
2012-04-03 03:42:22 PM
Come on, gays! Can't you give us better super-villains?
www.66batman.com
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-03 03:44:28 PM
Adele is fat. And that's okay. Work it, Adele.

However, me saying Adele is fat and it's fine far off from Karl Lagerfeld's comments. I have a bizarre fascination with Karl Lagerfeld, so let me explain what "too fat" means in his world. Karl Lagerfeld is a body shaming biatch. He is obsessed with thinness, both personally and professionally, and there are literally decades of fat-shaming Lagerfeld articles to draw on if you want to research this subject. Calling Adele "a little too fat" is his worst possible insult. For Karl, this means she is an obese land whale and that not only is this horrifying, but reveals she is sloppy and likely defective in character. However, he would also think she was too fat if she had a BMI of 20 - but then he'd call her "rounded" or say "she needs to lose a few pounds". Fat troubles Lagerfeld. This is, in part, because he used to be a fatass himself.

He is a genius, but also a seriously warped douchebag.
 
2012-04-03 03:45:15 PM
Fat or not, she has the most horrific nails
 
2012-04-03 03:49:35 PM
Karl Lagerfeld looks like a blind James Bond villain in that he is clearly dressing himself from a Bond villain's closet but seems to have no idea which items he is piecing together.
 
2012-04-03 03:49:43 PM

mhd: Well, he knows a bit about the subject matter...

[i.imgur.com image 504x294]



He strikes me as an effeminate 007 adversary:


"Oh stop, Mr. Bond....You're making me blush!"
 
2012-04-03 03:51:42 PM

Apos: mhd: Well, he knows a bit about the subject matter...

[i.imgur.com image 504x294]


He strikes me as an effeminate 007 adversary:


"Oh stop, Mr. Bond....You're making me blush!"


And I see NittLion78 beat me to it. Well done.
 
2012-04-03 03:57:55 PM

LewDux: mentallo69: Why do people have to apologize. If the shoe fits wear it, why does everyone have to be so freaking PC. Thats whats wrong with this country, people are spineless and have no backbone.

United States of England and France?


Don't forget Germany since that is where Karl is from.

People that biatch openly about PC rarely know how to focus their rage into something coherent. Like a sick asshole pointed at a wall, it just sprays everywhere.
 
2012-04-03 04:01:13 PM

mhd: Well, he knows a bit about the subject matter...

[i.imgur.com image 504x294]


Whoever would take advice on how to look good from this farkwad should probably get their head examined.
 
2012-04-03 04:26:37 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Adele has a great voice. Not sure I'm in love with her songs, though. Too pop for my tastes.

People called Aretha and Ella fat. And that is because people are stupid they were fat.


FIFY

No matter how talented you are, if you're fat you're fat. Talent doesn't change that.
 
2012-04-03 04:32:34 PM
Yeah Adele is fat, it wouldn't stop me from giving her a reason to roll in the deep, if you know what I mean. And by rolling in the deep, I mean really making her hit the high notes. And by really hitting the high notes, I mean sticking my penis in her vagina.
 
2012-04-03 04:33:43 PM
Adele thread, so I feel like i need to state my case on her, since I haven't yet on others and I need to get this off my chest while my wife isn't in earshot...

Look, I like that she doesn't fit the mold of the sexy talentless pop garbage female singers like Katy Perry. With lyrics so dumb, and songs so annoyingly catchy, that as hard as you try you can't get the stupid out of your head... But seriously, Adele's songs are whiny tripe. I know, I know.. most songs are.

She has a tremendous voice, a lot of soul / feeling in it, but it just sounds pathetic. What is going to happen now with her next album since she can't possibly write about how sad she is about some teenage breakup anymore? Is she going to have Snoop do a verse on her next mainstream cut? Is she going to just have ghost writers now that she's finally gotten over her sad? She's kinda like the Kanye of legit vocalists. Well, the whining - not really the fat-headedness.

Don't mean to thread-jack, but I just wanted to say.

And that's just like, my opinion man.
 
2012-04-03 04:58:05 PM
KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER!

www.thestandupcenter.com

/First thing I thought of. Stick a fan up your ass or something...
 
2012-04-03 05:03:13 PM

mentallo69: Why do people have to apologize. If the shoe fits wear it, why does everyone have to be so freaking PC. Thats whats wrong with this country, people are spineless and have no backbone.


Spineless AND have no backbone? You work at the Department of Redundancy Department?

That being said, I fail to see why publicly calling someone fat is a sign of backbone. It's just a sign of being a catty, twisted old queen.
 
2012-04-03 05:11:28 PM

Mr.Poops: Yeah Adele is fat, it wouldn't stop me from giving her a reason to roll in the deep, if you know what I mean. And by rolling in the deep, I mean really making her hit the high notes. And by really hitting the high notes, I mean sticking my penis in her vagina.


that's gross. That's gross because she's fat.
 
2012-04-03 05:42:48 PM
Isn't Adele thin now? I had heard she had gotten into shape and was looking pretty decent lately.
 
2012-04-03 07:03:10 PM

Dogfacedgod: she is a fat whore


And I'd gladly let her suck me into her gravity well...
 
2012-04-03 07:47:49 PM
A misogynist gay dude in the fashion business has crass comments about a larger woman? This is new?
 
2012-04-03 08:25:43 PM
I would have consensual sex with her in the missionary position.
 
2012-04-03 08:46:05 PM
I would make her cheeks larger by about 25% if you know what I mean. You figure out which cheeks.
 
2012-04-03 09:41:58 PM

rukusrazor: Adele thread, so I feel like i need to state my case on her, since I haven't yet on others and I need to get this off my chest while my wife isn't in earshot...

Look, I like that she doesn't fit the mold of the sexy talentless pop garbage female singers like Katy Perry. With lyrics so dumb, and songs so annoyingly catchy, that as hard as you try you can't get the stupid out of your head... But seriously, Adele's songs are whiny tripe. I know, I know.. most songs are.

She has a tremendous voice, a lot of soul / feeling in it, but it just sounds pathetic. What is going to happen now with her next album since she can't possibly write about how sad she is about some teenage breakup anymore? Is she going to have Snoop do a verse on her next mainstream cut? Is she going to just have ghost writers now that she's finally gotten over her sad? She's kinda like the Kanye of legit vocalists. Well, the whining - not really the fat-headedness.

Don't mean to thread-jack, but I just wanted to say.

And that's just like, my opinion man.


Yeah, she kinda joked about that in her 60 Minutes interview. She's in love now and suggested that without heartbreak, her creative well will run dry.

Some of her lyrics are tripe, but it seems like her appeal to a lot of people is the straight-forward nature of her songs. People call it "soul-baring" and "brave". I don't know... I don't quite get it either. To me she isn't saying anything in any kind of new or creative way.

By contrast, the song "Somebody That I Used To Know" (new window) by Gotye is infinitely more interesting and intriguing than Adele's way of conveying the same thing.
 
2012-04-03 09:47:52 PM
You know, you just can't win. Adele's music is not my style, but the girl can sing. Everyone complains that most female pop singers are all looks and no talent. Adele is pretty much the opposite. Even though I'm not going to line up to buy her records, I stop and watch when she is performing because it's nice to see someone getting by on actual talent as opposed to the trash that passes for music these days. She is refreshing.

/would totally dive in just to be able to say I did it
 
2012-04-03 10:05:48 PM
Lots of people are jumping on the "Adele sucks" bandwagon. Not sure what gets so far up people's ass they just feel the need to be contrary for the sake of being contrary. It's already been said but why rally against pop acts that rely on image and marketing as opposed to talent, but then completely rail against Adele? I guess some people really don't like popular things, regardless of what it actually is.

Call me crazy, but mainstream radio has been playing better music since Adele started getting popular (sandwiched in between terrible shiat pop). I don't know what that correlation proves, if anything, but I'll take it. Curmudgeons can go back to pining for the old days.
 
2012-04-03 10:32:25 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2012-04-03 10:45:19 PM
Karl is a poof who doesn't know shait about what a woman should look like.
 
2012-04-03 11:36:04 PM

acella: Lots of people are jumping on the "Adele sucks" bandwagon. Not sure what gets so far up people's ass they just feel the need to be contrary for the sake of being contrary. It's already been said but why rally against pop acts that rely on image and marketing as opposed to talent, but then completely rail against Adele? I guess some people really don't like popular things, regardless of what it actually is.

Call me crazy, but mainstream radio has been playing better music since Adele started getting popular (sandwiched in between terrible shiat pop). I don't know what that correlation proves, if anything, but I'll take it. Curmudgeons can go back to pining for the old days.


You know, many of us were underwhelmed the first time we heard her.
 
2012-04-04 01:22:52 AM

MightyPez: LewDux: mentallo69: Why do people have to apologize. If the shoe fits wear it, why does everyone have to be so freaking PC. Thats whats wrong with this country, people are spineless and have no backbone.

United States of England and France?

Don't forget Germany since that is where Karl is from.


He sure looks French
 
2012-04-04 08:53:43 AM
Lagerfeld is protecting his business with goodwill. He knows that obese sows love handbags because they can't wear the clothes.
 
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