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2012-04-03 08:34:58 PM
I understand Canteen Boy will be the best man, and that the passed hors d'oeuvres at the reception will include Schweddy balls.
 
2012-04-03 08:41:48 PM
I live in a college town.

Most of the professors are in their 60's.

Their "new" wives are generally in their 20's.

They have a couple kids with them, then the Proff's replace them with new 20ish wives and start over again
 
2012-04-03 08:54:57 PM

A_Glass_Of_Pink: I live in a college town.

Most of the professors are in their 60's.

Their "new" wives are generally in their 20's.

They have a couple kids with them, then the Proff's replace them with new 20ish wives and start over again


What kind of weird shiat is that?
 
2012-04-03 08:58:13 PM

jackandwater: theflatline: OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS ANCIENT

[www.mtv.com image 500x600]


/42 marrying a 27 year old next month, suck it haters.

I see you got a good Stanley Tucci thing going on. Nice.


I have money on that she needed a green card
 
2012-04-03 09:18:56 PM
I submitted this yesterday with the exact same headline...
 
2012-04-03 09:23:01 PM
I can only imagine what is going through Sean Hannity's mind at this moment.
 
2012-04-03 09:42:12 PM

theflatline: /42 marrying a 27 year old next month, suck it haters.


You couldn't pay a little extra for rush delivery?

/Make sure you have a solid pre-nup.
 
2012-04-03 09:57:33 PM

theflatline: OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS ANCIENT

[www.mtv.com image 500x600]


/42 marrying a 27 year old next month, suck it haters.


Amateur. 53 dating a 28 year old.
 
2012-04-03 10:35:54 PM
I'd we'd that man, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-04-03 10:37:00 PM
Or wed ...

/geez
 
2012-04-03 10:42:51 PM
I'll be 40 this year, my stepmom is 31.
 
2012-04-03 11:41:32 PM
I've got a maternal great grandfather from the 1800s who was still banging out kids into his 70s. What is the big deal?
 
2012-04-04 01:13:34 AM

katerbug72: I'll be 40 this year, my stepmom is 31.


O_O
 
2012-04-04 02:10:22 AM
media.skateboard.com.au
 
2012-04-04 05:38:43 AM
Good going, Alec, but we all know that you're just trying to dull the pain of being unable to marry your true love:

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-04 08:06:58 AM
When I was 41 I dated a chick who was 26.
It was like dating the air.

/The hot soapy shower sexing was pretty good, though.
//Sweet, sweet memories...
 
2012-04-04 08:28:52 AM
It would be hilarious if they were screwing with the lights out, and he suddenly breaks out into full on Tracy Morgan mode.
 
2012-04-04 09:56:23 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TFA Hilaria, who Alec credits for helping slim down in recent months, is a yoga instructor and co-owner at New York's Yoga Vida.

yoga instructor and a business owner??

My god I didnt hate him before, but I think I'm starting to.

/body built for sin
//mind built for business


Why? marrying your yoga instructor is like marrying your nurse or your pool boy. Shrug.
 
2012-04-04 10:01:27 AM

dletter: Well, considering Alec looks a few years younger than 54, and she looks 35, not that bad.


Maybe she's 28 in the same way John Cleese's chick (or Catherine Zeta Jones) was 20something... women lie to survive, men lap up the lies and don't question for the same reason some folks in this thread think it's an achievement in itself to be with someone younger. Mutual mind games, and everyone's happy.
 
2012-04-04 10:16:32 AM
I'm sure you disapprove. But the workplace is a hierarchy, and Danny is a star. All the pretty, little things down here always want to be with the people up here. It's a younger man's game, Lemon. But I can't say that I don't miss it. You'd be in your office late at night, and the new girl would come in with some flimsy excuse to be there. ''Oh, Mr. Donaghy, I forgot to give you the factory worker death rates.'' Then, she'd laugh at your lame joke. A touch on the arm. And you take your reward.

/You take your reward.
 
2012-04-04 10:45:48 AM

Lolthien: Ashtrey: madden101: She looks old for 28. I think if I saw them on the street, at least judging by the pic in TFA, I'd guess he was maybe 10 years older than her... 50 and 40, perhaps.

I'm two years older than her. I'd guess her age at 10ish years older then me.

Isn't the point of farking someone decades younger than you that they don't look your age?

If you think that's the only reason to fark someone decades younger than you, I daresay you'll have more of a hint in a few decades.


No, Ashtrey is right. That is the reason - if you're actually worried about age. And the reason behind the reason is that if they don't look your age, you can tell yourself you don't look your age, either. You 'still got it'. Being with someone who is your age, even if they look younger than you, is mortality slapping your ass. It doesn't matter that they look younger, what matters is that you *know* they are the same age, or older, and that knowing changes the whole ballgame.

But take the same person and have them tell you they are 20 years younger than what they really are, and suddenly your own mortality is a long way away.. even if they have more wrinkles than a pachydarm.

/works with wealth, too
//which is why flashy and broke gets the hoes, while slow and steady won't get shiat until hoes sniff out the flash
 
2012-04-04 11:09:16 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: When I was 41 I dated a chick who was 26.
It was like dating the air.

/The hot soapy shower sexing was pretty good, though.
//Sweet, sweet memories...


How sweet. You saw the 28 year old as naive in the same way a 23 year old sees 16 as naive.. or 19 sees 14. She's a grown ass woman, though. Just as she is at 41 when you were 56.

If it was like dating the air, perhaps you should have stuck to dating for mutual things in common and kept the sex to paid professionals.
 
2012-04-04 02:34:57 PM
My Dad is pushing 80, my Mom is 55, I'm 28. By their example, my future wife can't poop in a toilet still. Hahaha
 
2012-04-04 04:39:30 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Lolthien: Ashtrey: madden101: She looks old for 28. I think if I saw them on the street, at least judging by the pic in TFA, I'd guess he was maybe 10 years older than her... 50 and 40, perhaps.

I'm two years older than her. I'd guess her age at 10ish years older then me.

Isn't the point of farking someone decades younger than you that they don't look your age?

If you think that's the only reason to fark someone decades younger than you, I daresay you'll have more of a hint in a few decades.

No, Ashtrey is right. That is the reason - if you're actually worried about age. And the reason behind the reason is that if they don't look your age, you can tell yourself you don't look your age, either. You 'still got it'. Being with someone who is your age, even if they look younger than you, is mortality slapping your ass. It doesn't matter that they look younger, what matters is that you *know* they are the same age, or older, and that knowing changes the whole ballgame.

But take the same person and have them tell you they are 20 years younger than what they really are, and suddenly your own mortality is a long way away.. even if they have more wrinkles than a pachydarm.

/works with wealth, too
//which is why flashy and broke gets the hoes, while slow and steady won't get shiat until hoes sniff out the flash



Well, perhaps if you go LOOKING for a younger woman, perhaps that's true. But I'm willing to bet that it's more about feeling young again; feeling attractive. It's a more internal thing than external. It's to impress yourself, not to impress everyone else... unless you are insanely superficial. Which no doubt some people are.
 
2012-04-05 01:24:15 AM
I hope that fat, drunk abusive bastard gets taken for a financial ride.

/anybody that drunkenly emotionally abuses their child should get the worst out of life
 
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