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(SB Nation)   Nike unveils new NFL uniforms, though April Fool's joke on Seahawks a bit too much (pic)   (sbnation.com) divider line 99
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2012-04-03 01:26:36 PM  
Their third jersey should be a big hit
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2012-04-03 01:27:54 PM  
I don't get it. What's wrong with them?
 
2012-04-03 01:43:56 PM  
Everyone was losing their mind thinking NIke was going to change everyone's uniform into something resembling Oregon. It didn't happen, so they are all piling on this Seahawks jersey. It's not that bad. It's the Seahawks anyways, who cares.
 
2012-04-03 02:03:04 PM  

obeymatt: Everyone was losing their mind thinking NIke was going to change everyone's uniform into something resembling Oregon. It didn't happen, so they are all piling on this Seahawks jersey. It's not that bad. It's the Seahawks anyways, who cares.


Ayup.

As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.
 
2012-04-03 02:03:47 PM  

obeymatt: Everyone was losing their mind thinking NIke was going to change everyone's uniform into something resembling Oregon. It didn't happen, so they are all piling on this Seahawks jersey. It's not that bad. It's the Seahawks anyways, who cares.


I care, but I do not want to resemble anything Oregon Duck.....gross!
 
2012-04-03 02:06:05 PM  

obeymatt: Everyone was losing their mind thinking NIke was going to change everyone's uniform into something resembling Oregon. It didn't happen, so they are all piling on this Seahawks jersey. It's not that bad. It's the Seahawks anyways, who cares.


Well, it wasn't "everyone" thinking that, it was idiots who couldn't grasp the very simple reality that NFL teams control their uniforms and Nike can't just change them without approval.

Whereas colleges give Nike free reign because they pay an enormous amount of money to the athletic department.
 
2012-04-03 02:06:38 PM  
I like the new Raiders jerseys; so extremely different. Just a black jersey with silver-grey uniform numbers, and no piping, stripes, or arrows. The new jerseys are almost like a throw-back to their 1967 Raiders jerseys...
 
2012-04-03 02:09:38 PM  
So it's the Seattle Nike's now?
 
2012-04-03 02:09:55 PM  
HEY GUYS DID YOU SEE TIM TEBOW'S NEW JERSEY
 
2012-04-03 02:10:08 PM  
The lime green is ugly, but it's a nice uniform.

And are they now making the Saints all-black for home games? They usually wear gold pants, is it being changed?
 
2012-04-03 02:11:13 PM  
Didn't the arena league go under???
 
2012-04-03 02:15:30 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Their third jersey should be a big hit
[static.flickr.com image 361x500]


Oh Lord. Kerwin 'Lead Legs' Bell. I thought I had surpressed my memories of his time with the Edmonton Eskimos. The most horrific thing is he still managed to make the Colts' roster after stinking up the CFL.
 
2012-04-03 02:17:04 PM  
Teams born in the seventies (bucs and 'hawks) can put neon in their uniforms.
 
2012-04-03 02:18:31 PM  
I don't understand the Raiders' belt. It looks unlike ever other teams'.
 
2012-04-03 02:19:04 PM  

Choo-Choo Bear: I like the new Raiders jerseys; so extremely different


Very little change overall (new window), other than the material itself:
 
2012-04-03 02:20:56 PM  
Meh, doesn't look like they changed anything significant. I can't think of all the details of what exactly last season's Seahawks jerseys looked like. I probably will barely notice the difference watching a game on TV.
 
2012-04-03 02:21:42 PM  
That site farking blows cock whistle.
 
2012-04-03 02:22:47 PM  

pregerstheHobo:
As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.


So you prefer the 'help rescue me at sea' colors over the uniform that won 2 super bowls?

The rest of us with functioning eyes will be turning off that ugliness.
 
2012-04-03 02:24:06 PM  

obeymatt: Everyone was losing their mind thinking NIke was going to change everyone's uniform into something resembling Oregon. It didn't happen, so they are all piling on this Seahawks jersey. It's not that bad. It's the Seahawks anyways, who cares.


Maryland laughs at Oregon's shenanigans.

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-04-03 02:27:41 PM  

Rhypskallion: pregerstheHobo:
As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.

So you prefer the 'help rescue me at sea' colors over the uniform that won 2 super bowls?

The rest of us with functioning eyes will be turning off that ugliness.


The Broncos have worn orange for most of their history as the predominant color. Besides, most everyone else in pro-sports wears blue, red or black. It's nice to see something different.
 
2012-04-03 02:29:48 PM  
Yay uni thread!

I think the new glove concept is really cool.
 
2012-04-03 02:34:40 PM  

Rhypskallion: pregerstheHobo:
As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.

So you prefer the 'help rescue me at sea' colors over the uniform that won 2 super bowls?

The rest of us with functioning eyes will be turning off that ugliness.


No we won't. We'll be glued watching Peyton Manning either romp the AFC west or turn into the biggest FA bust ever :D
 
2012-04-03 02:36:13 PM  
prod.images.patriots.clubs.nflcdn.com
The Patriots' shoes suck. Other than that, looks about the same.
 
2012-04-03 02:36:49 PM  
p.twimg.com

The Cows jerseys look pretty much the same. Here's one on Witten.
 
2012-04-03 02:36:56 PM  
eh. looks fine. gloves are spiffy.

/seattlite.
//casual seahawks follower.
 
2012-04-03 02:37:23 PM  
A few weeks ago, quite a few people were complaining about the NFL becoming a game for sissies.

Now, the same people are saying "OMG, LOOK AT THOSE HIDEOUS CLOTHES."
 
2012-04-03 02:39:06 PM  
I don't like the funky shoes. Other then that, the Giants made out pretty good.
 
2012-04-03 02:40:19 PM  
The "retro" look they went for on the shoes makes some of the multi-color teams look like they're wearing bowling shoes.

Not a big fan of that, but I like the actual jerseys.
 
2012-04-03 02:42:45 PM  

Publikwerks: [prod.images.patriots.clubs.nflcdn.com image 640x856]
The Patriots' shoes suck. Other than that, looks about the same.


Wes Walker has crazy-eyes.
 
2012-04-03 02:43:56 PM  
nflcompackers.files.wordpress.com

thanks for not farking with the Packers uniforms. Sheesh.
 
2012-04-03 02:45:21 PM  

pregerstheHobo: Rhypskallion: pregerstheHobo:

The Broncos have worn orange for most of their history as the predominant color. Besides, most everyone else in pro-sports wears blue, red or black. It's nice to see something different.


Orange uniforms looked great on black and white televisions, like original Star Trek uniforms.
 
2012-04-03 02:46:46 PM  

Sargun: The lime green is ugly, but it's a nice uniform.

And are they now making the Saints all-black for home games? They usually wear gold pants, is it being changed?


God, I hope not. I hate the all-black pajama look. However, Nike does not dictate what uniforms are worn and when. They don't even dictate the design. Everything is up to the team, and the NFL sets regulations.
 
2012-04-03 02:46:46 PM  
That picture of Lynch is the middle picture at nike.com in the story about the new uniforms.
 
2012-04-03 02:48:42 PM  

Rhypskallion: pregerstheHobo:
As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.

So you prefer the 'help rescue me at sea' colors over the uniform that won 2 super bowls?

The rest of us with functioning eyes will be turning off that ugliness.


It may have won two, but the Orange Crush went to four. It's been their third jersey for years, no big deal.

And I'm in the "those are okay Seahawks uniforms" camp, even if they still do have a little of the colored shoulders (which looks retarded, hintity-hint-hint Titans...). Apparently they're the only team to officially change anything looks-wise, save the slight logo revamp in Carolina (hey, no more 90's cursive!! WOO!!).

\though I'd still love it if the Pats came up with a red version of their current uniforms instead of the old 80s versions
\\and I would not complain if the Creamsicles came back in Tampa, either!
 
2012-04-03 02:50:35 PM  
The most annoying thing about the Seahags is still Pete Carroll, by a long shot.
 
2012-04-03 02:53:00 PM  
Giants uniforms look ghey.
 
2012-04-03 02:54:32 PM  

netweavr: Publikwerks: [prod.images.patriots.clubs.nflcdn.com image 640x856]
The Patriots' shoes suck. Other than that, looks about the same.

Wes Walker has crazy-eyes.


And butterfingers.
 
2012-04-03 02:55:05 PM  
Yeah, because when you have something like this:

img189.imageshack.us

there's no need to try to improve it, amirite, subby?
 
2012-04-03 02:57:10 PM  
Pats still have the worst logo in the league, I see.
 
2012-04-03 03:05:04 PM  

Treygreen13: [p.twimg.com image 640x853]

The Cows jerseys look pretty much the same. Here's one on Witten.


Is he being interviewed by Telemundo? "Quien es mas macho, Senor Witten? Antonio Romo o Lloyd Bridges?"
 
2012-04-03 03:05:12 PM  
www.remarkablecars.com
 
2012-04-03 03:05:22 PM  

pregerstheHobo: Rhypskallion: pregerstheHobo:
As long as the Boncos are wearing orange again and drop the "Bears west" get-up, I'm happy.

So you prefer the 'help rescue me at sea' colors over the uniform that won 2 super bowls?

The rest of us with functioning eyes will be turning off that ugliness.

The Broncos have worn orange for most of their history as the predominant color. Besides, most everyone else in pro-sports wears blue, red or black. It's nice to see something different.


What a Bronco sunset over the Front Range might look like...
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2012-04-03 03:06:29 PM  

El Brujo: Pats still have the worst logo in the league, I see.


I have to give that dubious honor to The Cardinals. Although a dolphin with a football helmet on is pretty stupid looking, too.
 
2012-04-03 03:08:29 PM  

ShowhermyO-face: Treygreen13: [p.twimg.com image 640x853]

The Cows jerseys look pretty much the same. Here's one on Witten.

Is he being interviewed by Telemundo? "Quien es mas macho, Senor Witten? Antonio Romo o Lloyd Bridges?"


Haha, not sure who that guy is.

I'm sort of glad they kept the unique colored pants. Although their special hue is not necessary due to HD-TV it's sort of a Cowboys unique thing and they'd look strange with another color.
 
2012-04-03 03:11:55 PM  

El Brujo: Pats still have the worst logo in the league, I see.


And unis. Seriously, they look like they were designed by the USPS.
 
2012-04-03 03:11:58 PM  

Angry Buddha: a dolphin with a football helmet with a dolphin with a football helmet with a dolphin with a football helmet with a dolphin with a football helmet...


/infinite recursion is infinite
 
2012-04-03 03:15:43 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: /infinite recursion is infinite


i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 03:16:25 PM  
Meh.

No biggie about the Peahens - anything's better than that weird, nondescript, ugly-ass blue. I'll take the lime green any day.
 
2012-04-03 03:18:22 PM  

Angry Buddha: El Brujo: Pats still have the worst logo in the league, I see.

I have to give that dubious honor to The Cardinals. Although a dolphin with a football helmet on is pretty stupid looking, too.


At least they have a bird, and not a farking tree.
 
2012-04-03 03:19:08 PM  

Angry Buddha: El Brujo: Pats still have the worst logo in the league, I see.

I have to give that dubious honor to The Cardinals. Although a dolphin with a football helmet on is pretty stupid looking, too.


No way...the Cards, if anything, are classic NFL.

Bucs, Titans, Jags/Panthers, Pats have bad logos IMO. The Pat's logo looks like a f*cked up ice cream cone.
 
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