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(KMSS Shreveport)   Rick Perry didn't lose the Presidential nomination because of his out-of-touch policies or the liberal press or his multiple public gaffes. He lost because he was hopped up on goofballs. Yeah. That's the ticket   (tmdailypost.com) divider line 57
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2012-04-03 11:16:38 AM  
Therefore Sarah Palin is automatically Emperor of the Earth and Rick Perry is her court jester.
 
2012-04-03 11:19:01 AM  
Screw you, Rick Perry. Because of you, What_now gets a beer.
 
2012-04-03 11:24:56 AM  
I'm sure they didn't help, but it's not like Perry was known as a strong debater in the first place.
 
2012-04-03 11:31:37 AM  
I thought it was because he's a moron.
 
2012-04-03 11:31:42 AM  

Diogenes: I'm sure they didn't help, but it's not like Perry was known as a strong debater in the first place.


I thought he was a master debater
 
2012-04-03 11:32:15 AM  
He lost because he was hopped hepped up on goofballs.

FTFS
 
2012-04-03 11:33:02 AM  
It would explain a lot.
 
2012-04-03 11:35:27 AM  

Shostie: I thought it was because he's a moron.


He was a moron hopped up on goofballs. Did you see that speech? Yikes.
 
2012-04-03 11:35:29 AM  
Republicans really are quite awful at this "rehabilitating a public image" thing, aren't they.
 
2012-04-03 11:35:41 AM  
He's not ON goofballs, he IS a goofball.
 
2012-04-03 11:41:53 AM  
the liberal press

Subby thinks the fraction of the press that is liberal is influential. Isn't that precious.
 
2012-04-03 11:48:03 AM  
A bold 11th-hour move to earn Limbaugh's endorsement
 
2012-04-03 12:10:07 PM  
He was hopped up on goofballs, was a moron, and....and...I forget the third reason.
 
2012-04-03 12:23:51 PM  
And Perry stuck Texas taxpayers with nearly $4 million in expenses (new window) while doing it.

How he got away with that is beyond me. His campaign should have picked up the tab for any expense not directly related to conducting business as the Governor of Texas.

Insane.
 
2012-04-03 12:28:23 PM  
Did he handle firearms while medicated?
 
2012-04-03 12:32:26 PM  
I heard this story before from someone who was practically worshiping Perry as the great savior of the GOP. A Messiah if you will.
 
2012-04-03 12:41:23 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: He's not ON goofballs, he IS a goofball.


No, he's just an asshole. There's a difference.
 
2012-04-03 12:42:30 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Shostie: I thought it was because he's a moron.

He was a moron hopped up on goofballs. Did you see that speech? Yikes.


Was that the same as "I luuuuv your syrup, New Hampshire"? [checks] Yup. High-as-a-kite.
 
2012-04-03 12:44:06 PM  

markie_farkie: And Perry stuck Texas taxpayers with nearly $4 million in expenses (new window) while doing it.

How he got away with that is beyond me. His campaign should have picked up the tab for any expense not directly related to conducting business as the Governor of Texas.

Insane.


Mr. Perry believed his presidential run to have been commanded by God. As many neoconservatives will inform you, the Constitution of the United States of America requires government funding of assignments issued by God.
 
2012-04-03 12:45:23 PM  
texasgopvote.com

"Pussy. I stared down Nikita Kruschev while on codeine, Demerol, methadone,
Ritalin, meprobamate, librium, barbiturates, thyroid hormone; and gamma
globulin. And I was banging Marilyn Monroe and the entire Whitehouse
secretarial pool. Including McNamara."
 
2012-04-03 12:46:14 PM  
 
2012-04-03 12:48:52 PM  
The answer is likely d) All of the above.
 
2012-04-03 12:49:17 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [texasgopvote.com image 432x600]

"Pussy. I stared down Nikita Kruschev while on codeine, Demerol, methadone,
Ritalin, meprobamate, librium, barbiturates, thyroid hormone; and gamma
globulin. And I was banging Marilyn Monroe and the entire Whitehouse
secretarial pool. Including McNamara."


FTW.
 
2012-04-03 12:52:05 PM  
What a lightweight... I spent about 8 straight months on Lortab for my own back issues, and as long as I was doing something, I was fine. Whether it was actually having a busy day at work, or just getting up from my desk and talking to people. Sitting at my desk all day, I got tired, and I lost ambition to do anything, but nobody could see anything different in how I actually acted...
 
2012-04-03 12:56:55 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"YOU KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF DOES TO KIDS!?"
 
2012-04-03 12:59:57 PM  
media.247sports.com
What a man hopped up on goofballs looks like.
 
2012-04-03 01:02:21 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [texasgopvote.com image 432x600]

"Pussy. I stared down Nikita Kruschev while on codeine, Demerol, methadone,
Ritalin, meprobamate, librium, barbiturates, thyroid hormone; and gamma
globulin. And I was banging Marilyn Monroe and the entire Whitehouse
secretarial pool. Including McNamara."


Good news everyone, Django Stonereaver built a machine that made me read that quote in my head in a ludicrously strong Boston accent.
 
2012-04-03 01:03:16 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: the liberal press

Subby thinks the fraction of the press that is liberal is influential. Isn't that precious.


NPR, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, New York Times, Newsweek, CNN, and The Huffington Post would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-04-03 01:03:53 PM  
www.latimes.com

Frowns on his shenanigans.
 
2012-04-03 01:04:08 PM  
High as a kite everyone...GOOFBALLS!

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-04-03 01:04:49 PM  
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2012-04-03 01:09:26 PM  
Now that's my kind of candidate! "Psst...psst, Rick over here....you uh...you uh....carrying?"

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 01:11:50 PM  
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
 
2012-04-03 01:16:29 PM  
Not bad short-term, but if he keeps acting like an idiot, this excuse could quickly turn into accusations that he's a drug addict.
 
2012-04-03 01:18:45 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [texasgopvote.com image 432x600]

"Pussy. I stared down Nikita Kruschev while on codeine, Demerol, methadone,
Ritalin, meprobamate, librium, barbiturates, thyroid hormone; and gamma
globulin. And I was banging Marilyn Monroe and the entire Whitehouse
secretarial pool. Including McNamara."


i262.photobucket.com

My fellow Americans;

I'm currently zoned out on Dilantin, amphetamines, and barbiturates, and have still found the time to open relations with China, sign the first nuclear limitations treaties, start the war on drugs, and plot a break-in to Democratic headquarters.

/Okay, maybe those weren't all good ideas, but speed makes me a little paranoid. It's why I take the downers.
 
2012-04-03 01:29:33 PM  
i935.photobucket.com
"You tried one of these? It's called a Mexican jumping dog. They grow em' near El Paso. Let's hurry up and get to the helicopter."
 
2012-04-03 01:37:37 PM  
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2012-04-03 01:39:36 PM  
He lost because from a combination of being in a crowded field (at the time) of supposed maverick conservatives so didn't have much to distinguish himself from the pack, was outed as being soft on the brownskins, and made a few too many Bush-esque brainfart gaffes in a time when the party is still stinging from the perception their leader was indeed not a very smart man. Seeing the weakness in the pack his handlers rushed him too speedily onto the national stage but he wasn't ready for it, he became part of the weakness and not the solution.

I almost feel bad for the guy. Except for his being a knuckle-dragging neandercon on everything but immigration.
 
2012-04-03 01:44:42 PM  

Mikey1969: What a lightweight... I spent about 8 straight months on Lortab for my own back issues, and as long as I was doing something, I was fine. Whether it was actually having a busy day at work, or just getting up from my desk and talking to people. Sitting at my desk all day, I got tired, and I lost ambition to do anything, but nobody could see anything different in how I actually acted...


Fine for someone like you (I assume) who is relatively bright with their wits about them. You could get by. Let's assume your starting position was being mentally deficient and were just very good at hiding it.

Perry is a paste eater and already bluffing his way through, typically appearing about 50% brighter than he actually is because of his rugged looks, attitude and perfected schtick. On those drugs, you are seeing him for what he actually is.
 
2012-04-03 01:51:39 PM  
I can't post the images here due to size limitations, but check out this post on another forum to see how successful Perry is at Christianity. A FARKer who I can't recall just off hand inspired me to post that.
 
2012-04-03 01:51:44 PM  
Maybe Quaaludes?
 
2012-04-03 01:54:15 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [texasgopvote.com image 432x600]

"Pussy. I stared down Nikita Kruschev while on codeine, Demerol, methadone,
Ritalin, meprobamate, librium, barbiturates, thyroid hormone; and gamma
globulin. And I was banging Marilyn Monroe and the entire Whitehouse
secretarial pool. Including McNamara."


Win
 
2012-04-03 02:08:03 PM  
people.virginia.edu
 
2012-04-03 02:12:08 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: [t3.gstatic.com image 56x94]

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Brother, can you spare some All-purpose cleaner?

www.theycc.org
The Governor would never have revealed himself to be a fatuous imbecile deserving nothing but the derision of even the hoi polloi had he combined his medication with the conservative intellectual's choice - rampant psychostimulant use.
 
2012-04-03 02:13:53 PM  

mrshowrules: Fine for someone like you (I assume) who is relatively bright with their wits about them. You could get by. Let's assume your starting position was being mentally deficient and were just very good at hiding it.


LOL, yeah, I'm definitely not Short Bus material...

Perry, on the other hand, I can totally see your point.
 
2012-04-03 02:15:18 PM  

shanrick: He lost because he was hopped hepped up on goofgaffeballs.

FTFSM.

 
2012-04-03 03:33:32 PM  

I_C_Weener: He was hopped up on goofballs, was a moron, and....and...I forget the third reason.


[helpfully]

He's insane.
 
2012-04-03 03:42:10 PM  

jdmac: TofuTheAlmighty: the liberal press

Subby thinks the fraction of the press that is liberal is influential. Isn't that precious.

NPR, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, New York Times, Newsweek, CNN, and The Huffington Post would like to have a word with you.


[inigomontoya.jpg]

/As I don't read any of the other news channels you listed for serious journalism, I can't attest to those, but adding NPR makes you look like a gullible sheeple.
 
2012-04-03 05:20:47 PM  
I'm a "both and" kind of guy.
 
2012-04-03 05:41:42 PM  
I would just liked to point out that I first floated the hopped up on goofballs idea several months ago,

/Not submitter (this time)
 
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