Go only if you can take her, and take her only if she's hotter than your ex.

Yeah, sure. That would be a great idea. And be sure to drink a lot of booze. And have some fireworks handy. And maybe a bonfire and a 5 gallon can of gas. And set up some video cameras.

"Dear Dumbass,
Absolutely! In fact, I highly recommend you pepper in zingers like 'Remember when I used to serve YOU the hot meat?' and 'We all know how much the ex loves sausage!'"

Perfect opportunity for a three way. I vote go for it.

SurfaceTension: Go only if you can take her, and take her only if she's hotter than your ex.

There is that. However I still have to go with the Rule: Never get ex and current in the room at the same time.

"No stabs to his penis? She's doing it wrong." - Lorena Bobbit

HA! Guess I'll go stick this in another "fresher" bun!

You still have that rapier wit, I see. Speaking of which- *STAB-STAB-STAB*

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is that. However I still have to go with the Rule: Never get ex and current in the room at the same time.

This seems like a good rule. The things that can go wrong in that scenario are legion. I've lost track of the happy crap I've told my girlfriend about my exes to get her to stop thinking troubling thoughts and go back to sleep. If any of those questions were ever addressed by an ex, it would cause a fracture in the fabric of the universe itself.

/ If you can avoid it, never give the names of your exes, either. There's too much information out there.

Definitely. Especially if she doesn't know she's your ex yet.

My ex decided to bring his new girlfriend to my boyfriend's new years eve party. The ex and I are still good friends, but his new woman flipped out on him after he and I spent about 15 minutes catching up.

/csb

freewill: I've lost track of the happy crap I've told my girlfriend about my exes to get her to stop thinking troubling thoughts and go back to sleep.

Your girlfriend has serious jealousy issues, and you should probably run sooner rather than later.

/I speak from experience

Wow. I'm truly surprised to see an article from this particular Telegraph here.

Fark Party at Fast Eddie's, subby?

jackandwater: I went to my ex-husband's 50th birthday cookout. All was cool. I did make a snarky remark about the crappy cake. But considering he has a pastry chef for a step-son, I feel I was justified. lol


first 2 yrs after we divorced I did want to kill him tho. happily divorced for 21 yrs.

My ex-boyfriend, with his far-hotter-than-me wife come to my annual backyard party every year, no problem. But then it has been about 35 years since we went together.

/if it weren't for him, I'd probably not have developed such an appreciation of old cars!
//Thanks Robert!

Huck Chaser: Your girlfriend has serious jealousy issues, and you should probably run sooner rather than later.

/I speak from experience

She does, but she's the only woman I've ever dated who I love enough to lie to for the rest of my life. I eventually figured out that the correct response is to not answer any questions and let her settle on whatever backstory makes her happy.

/ Other than the couple of times a year she wakes me up to confirm that I have never slept with a randomly selected girl on my Facebook profile and am not planning to, it's really great. She's a tall blond with a smoking hot body, she cooks well, she's intelligent, and we get along well when we travel. Three years without being murdered so far.

Nasty_McFilth: wambu: "No stabs to his penis? She's doing it wrong." - Lorena Bobbit

CSB...I used to work in a ski resort cafeteria and one day she was there not too long after that story was big news. People kept going up to her to get her to cut their hot dogs in half...it was pretty funny.

/guess you had to be there.

No, that is funny. She was a good sport to do it. It's a shame there are no pics.

If you GIS her name, one of the first pics is of her hubby's severed penis. He must have been a grower.