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2012-04-03 08:35:05 AM
13 votes:
Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.
2012-04-03 10:38:01 AM
7 votes:

oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!


Someone's jealous of our beautiful, efficient teeth. Smile and show us that jigsaw puzzle, eh Nigel?
2012-04-03 10:20:34 AM
7 votes:
To be fair, she has a vagina. Which is nice.
2012-04-03 10:00:21 AM
7 votes:
Yeah, I think I need to break out my Ha Ha Guy for this one.

i249.photobucket.com
2012-04-03 11:08:17 AM
6 votes:

Hassan Ben Sobr: If the Brits won in 1812, why does Canada drive on the right side of the road?


Because people who drive on the wrong side get pulled over.
2012-04-03 10:07:19 AM
6 votes:
I can drink her pretty.
2012-04-03 09:12:04 AM
6 votes:
That read like some old, fat, middle aged woman's idea of a masturbation fantasy.
2012-04-03 11:58:14 AM
4 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.addamsfamily.com
2012-04-03 11:22:52 AM
4 votes:
Best way to put this is visually, I think.

This is what she looks like:
img198.imageshack.us

This is what she thinks she looks like:
img692.imageshack.us
2012-04-03 10:44:06 AM
4 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!

Ooo, Canadian outrage! Have you guys replaced your military's nerf guns with the new models yet?


Not quite.

Have you successfully invaded a nation without it ending in tears and a helicopter evacuation from an embassy roof?
i149.photobucket.com
2012-04-03 10:30:12 AM
4 votes:
I wouldn't call it "butter face," but I thought I could detect a few polyunsaturates.
2012-04-03 10:25:16 AM
4 votes:

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x503]

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?


I wondered that myself. What exactly is he doing with his hand? Is that some sort of protective gesture meant to tell people "this is my woman"? He should just pee on her and rub his scent in like I do.
2012-04-03 10:24:43 AM
4 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

Blech.
2012-04-03 09:51:41 AM
4 votes:

Andromeda: Cythraul: God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.

I dunno. I think men sound just as vain and narcissistic when they describe themselves in a similar fashion.

Definitely something to be said for both of these points.

That said, this woman is just delusional. If no woman ever wants you to be a bridesmaid and you've made that many casual enemies etc, I'm going to bet it's more than just "they hate me cause I'm beautiful."


Um, yeah.
Women hate her because she's an arrogant b*tch.
PS Her husband is gay.
2012-04-03 08:58:17 AM
4 votes:
...and that's what happens when marauding vikings keep taking all the prettiest women out of your gene pool.

/not saying she's ugly, mind you
//but that frozen grin ... echh
2012-04-03 10:30:20 AM
3 votes:

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x503]

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?


He's clearly guarding her spleen. The French are known for that.
2012-04-03 10:26:46 AM
3 votes:
farm2.static.flickr.com
2012-04-03 10:24:43 AM
3 votes:
And another vicious kick to feminism's dick.
2012-04-03 10:22:45 AM
3 votes:

TravisBickle62: She's not ugly but that's about as far as it goes


She is tall which means she should have a deep cooter. That is a plus
2012-04-03 03:27:26 PM
2 votes:

eeyore102: KatjaMouse:
I'm maybe a 4 or a 5, tops, and I've had a couple of offers to have my lunch paid for on Capitol Hill. Still can't explain that other than the fact this was back during my vintage kick and I was regularly dressed like I was a slightly edgier Donna Reed just to go into work. So maybe I happened to tap into some Conservatives' personal fantasy or something but at least I can say that "I've had a few offers for free lunches and drinks and hey! Look at me!"

Best I ever did was in my mid-20s, when one particular Taco Bell employee used to give me free tacos, coupons, drinks, etc.


A guy in a chicken suit gave me a coupon once.

Damn thing was expired.

/Got him back, tho.
2012-04-03 02:32:03 PM
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.


Men have the same problem. I should know. When you're as ruggedly handsome as I am, it can be a blessing AND a curse.
2012-04-03 12:53:01 PM
2 votes:

sarajane: isn't her computer tower backwards in that picture?


Perhaps she likes to take off her top and have the warm exhaust blow across her nipples.
2012-04-03 12:52:55 PM
2 votes:

Julie Cochrane: The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who ...


There is no time to esplain, let me sum up.
2012-04-03 12:15:10 PM
2 votes:

MythDragon: Couldn't decide which one I liked better:

Fiona cosplay FTW!
(though that is several layers of fiction deep. A chick pretending to be a chick that was in the fictional fanfic of a fictional character about a different fictional character in a fictional show)
Confused? You won't be if you watch this week's episode of Adventure Time. (totaly not ripping off the tagline of Soap)


cdn.gs.uproxx.com

Thanks for the new fetish, asshole.

:)
2012-04-03 10:55:04 AM
2 votes:
This is where she's considered smoking hot:

madmikesamerica.com
2012-04-03 10:49:15 AM
2 votes:

Pert: Jesus, I hate how this kind of blatant misinformation is used to perpetuate the old "English women are ugly" stereotype, or "She's only British pretty, which is ugly anywhere else."

I suspect that this is merely a piece of self-promotion and am glad to report that even serious newspapers are taking the time and effort to point out how hilarious this is:

Link (new window)

If I may make a point, HERE is what pretty looks like in the UK:

[www.mycelebrityfashion.co.uk image 300x500]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

[www.yowazzup.com image 480x320]

Notice the distinct lack of pig-nose, amongst other things


England has tourism. we get it.
2012-04-03 10:47:53 AM
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: Have you successfully invaded a nation without it ending in tears and a helicopter evacuation from an embassy roof?


France, Germany, Italy, North Africa, most of Central America at one time or another, Pacific basin, Canada (twice). The last one we gave back when we found it full of frenchmen with nerf guns.
2012-04-03 10:32:44 AM
2 votes:
Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!
2012-04-03 10:30:57 AM
2 votes:
...and in a dark brown voice she said "Lola"
2012-04-03 10:28:57 AM
2 votes:

indylaw: indylaw: That's what passes for a hottie in Britain? That's like a marginably bangable office lady in most parts of the U.S.

/she's the one with the troll dolls.

marginally, even.

/coffee, NAO!


I first read that as margarineably bangable, and I was thinking, yeah if a woman lets me cover her in a butter substitute I might as well bang her.
2012-04-03 10:04:42 AM
2 votes:
assets.sbnation.com
2012-04-03 09:31:08 AM
2 votes:
She's moderately attractive, I guess.

I'd rather take her husband for a spin, though.
2012-04-03 09:03:10 AM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?
2012-04-04 12:06:58 PM
1 votes:

jekxrb: Samantha strikes back.

Keep on digging, honey. Keep on digging...


Oh god, the fail hurts.
2012-04-04 10:18:45 AM
1 votes:

jekxrb: Samantha strikes back.

Keep on digging, honey. Keep on digging...


The "What you are saying online" comments were fantastic.

"She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."
2012-04-04 07:48:19 AM
1 votes:
http://R.A.Danny/: We're being trolled by the Daily Fail, aren't we.

Pretty much. Article designed to increase page views, shares, and user commentary was rolled out. Author can claim her moral high ground because people said mean things about her article, "proving" it.

It was pretty much a go from the beginning. I suspect she'll have a followup that says, "See, I Rolling, they be Hating..." or the British version of that, which is probably in some near incomprehensible to our American ears urban British accent driven by Cockney bastiches mixing in with immigrants of various sources to create an accent that even Southies will cock their heads at...
2012-04-04 12:04:59 AM
1 votes:

gambitsgirl: Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.


Really?

images2.fanpop.com

static.guim.co.uk

www.sophieellisbextor.com

deecrowseer.files.wordpress.com

www.musicbanter.com
2012-04-03 10:29:31 PM
1 votes:

TheReverendLei: So many Studman's in this thread.




Studman's what?
2012-04-03 07:01:56 PM
1 votes:
www.portagebaygoods.com
I feel her pain.
2012-04-03 05:57:20 PM
1 votes:
images.cheezburger.com
2012-04-03 05:41:11 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!


I love the smell of irony in the morning...
2012-04-03 04:35:09 PM
1 votes:
My manhood remains strangely unmoved.

/Prolly cause she's fugly.
//It's not her fault.
///I blame light.
2012-04-03 04:18:31 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: WarszawaScream: I'm a 5'3" American broad with a round face, broad shoulders, fat body, big arse and several tattoos,

Well, helloooooo.


This is me shaking my fist at you.
2012-04-03 03:43:16 PM
1 votes:

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: I'm not sure, but I have to come clean. I've been cheating on you. With your father.

No, BurnShrike... You ARE my father.

/PLOT TWIST

Wait.. so who have I been having sex with?


A Billy Idol song springs to mind.

/oh oh oh oh
2012-04-03 03:42:45 PM
1 votes:

eeyore102: In all fairness, I can't prove that it was because of my looks...maybe he was just being nice. It did strike me as a little odd, though.

/maybe it was the wink he gave with the taco as he told me not to worry about paying for it
//or maybe he just had a nervous tic


Guys do not give things to women just to be nice. They do it because they like you. But if you want to email me pictures (EIP) I'm willing to make a judgement call.
2012-04-03 03:35:04 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x503]

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?


He's preparing to do this:

www.actionmoviefreak.com
2012-04-03 03:18:15 PM
1 votes:

Doran: This thread went weird quickly.


Tune in next thread for more The Days of our Farks.
2012-04-03 03:10:13 PM
1 votes:

eeyore102: Best I ever did was in my mid-20s, when one particular Taco Bell employee used to give me free tacos, coupons, drinks, etc.


Nice! I have never, ever been given anything because of my looks.

The closest I've come is getting TF for being snarky.
2012-04-03 02:40:33 PM
1 votes:
First she says

I work at mine - I don't drink or smoke, I work out, even when I don't feel like it, and very rarely succumb to chocolate.

and then

Even bar tenders frequently shoo my credit card away when I try to settle my bill.

and also

But one evening her partner was at home. We were all a couple of glasses of wine into the evening.

I call complete B.S. on the whole thing.
2012-04-03 02:21:33 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Is it possible to get back to the point of TFA while not simply slandering people unintelligently and while uninformed?


Agreed, truce!
You're welcome to get back to telling us how many heels you have in your closet because you're not narcissistic. Been fun watching you imitate TFA lady.
2012-04-03 02:16:16 PM
1 votes:

Julie Cochrane: Whiskey Dickens: kiwimoogle84:
It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

Hey great, thanks for the information.
Between your little rant and the fact that you profess your love for softball at the top of your (mercifully) pictureless profile, you have earned the farkie "Mr. bull dyke."

My god you're a d words words words wordso yin balances long before it affects which plumbing configurations they like to fark. Grow up.


Everybody, meet Mrs. bull dyke.
2012-04-03 02:13:34 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Doran: Let me answer to anyone wondering whether kiwimoogle84 is attractive:

Yes, she is. Spectacularly.

I'm sorry to hear about your vision problem.

You missed out on my pin up set because you were too busy shaming anorexics into running another mile and puking just to change things up.

I remember how this one ended. Your one voice of Nay is drowned out by the hundreds of HAYELL YES's.

So go back to your chauvinistic little corner of bleak despair and leave people who think differently than you alone, mmmmkay?


Samantha?
2012-04-03 02:09:03 PM
1 votes:

Doran: Let me answer to anyone wondering whether kiwimoogle84 is attractive:

Yes, she is. Spectacularly.


I'm sorry to hear about your vision problem.
2012-04-03 02:05:41 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84:
/might want to change that nickname to "pin up queen"


...Samantha Brick? Is that you?
2012-04-03 02:00:42 PM
1 votes:

djkutch: To be fair, she has a vagina. Which is nice.


If there was a choice between doing her and online pr0n, I'd be firing up the browser.

/studman mode off
2012-04-03 01:59:17 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84:
It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.


Hey great, thanks for the information.
Between your little rant and the fact that you profess your love for softball at the top of your (mercifully) pictureless profile, you have earned the farkie "Mr. bull dyke."
2012-04-03 01:18:06 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: Julie Cochrane: The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who ...

There is no time to esplain, let me sum up.


You shook your head! That's wonderful!

/watching princess bride right now, getting a kick
2012-04-03 12:40:37 PM
1 votes:
I once met someone exactly like this. She spent 20 minutes rattling on about how no women would be friends with her because they were so intimidated by her looks and her great figure (not hideous, a biatchubby.) I was a guest in her home (her husband was friends with my boyfriend) so I couldn't say, "No, no one wants to be friends with you because you are an annoying narcisist. In fact, it's been all I could do these last 20 minutes to resist reenacting the suicide scenes from Airplane." But I was tempted, I tell you.
2012-04-03 12:19:31 PM
1 votes:

gambitsgirl: Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.


Reminded me of the scene from Hall Pass.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-04-03 12:16:31 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: BurnShrike: cryinoutloud: She was smart and a nice person too. It really sucked being a friend of hers.
So you admit you hated her for her beauty!

No, I Ioved her to death. I desperately wanted to hang out with her, in the hope that her beauty and poise would rub off on me. But it never did.


You obviously didn't rub against her hard enough.

/giggity
2012-04-03 11:33:59 AM
1 votes:
t.qkme.me
2012-04-03 11:17:35 AM
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: I'm maybe a 4 or a 5, tops, and I've had a couple of offers to have my lunch paid for on Capitol Hill. Still can't explain that


I can explain that. They don't call DC "Ugly Hollywood" for nothing. I've lived here my whole life. A 4 or 5 is a DC 7 or 8. DC is bizarro every other part of the country where 9s think they're 6s. In DC 6s think they're 9s.
2012-04-03 11:16:11 AM
1 votes:

xanadian: Yeah, I think I need to break out my Ha Ha Guy for this one.

[i249.photobucket.com image 600x431]


i758.photobucket.com
2012-04-03 11:10:46 AM
1 votes:
I'm surprized she had time to sit down with the reporter, considering she had to be at the Gyno in 15 mins.
2012-04-03 11:10:05 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: ThrobblefootSpectre: God Is My Co-Pirate: there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way.


You know, sometimes I don't that would half as annoying as what most women actually do, which is constantly critique how awful they look, for some reason unknown to men.

Woman: I'm fat
Man with bored expression: you're not fat.
Woman: My hair looks awful today.
Man with bored expression: your hair looks fine
Woman: my shoes don't match this dress
Man with bored expression: no one cares
Woman: I need to get my nails done.
Man with bored expression: So go get your nails done.
Woman: I'm fat
Man with tired expression: Sigh.

See, I wish men would finally break and say "then go to the FARKING gym and put down the chocolate if you think you're fat!" Then ignore her hysterical tears. Dear lord. I have NEVER had this conversation with a man.

/craving in n out for lunch


I could go for some in a out for lunch too... if you know what I mean and I think you do.
2012-04-03 11:07:43 AM
1 votes:
If the Brits won in 1812, why does Canada drive on the right side of the road?
2012-04-03 11:07:14 AM
1 votes:

Jjaro: /Not sure if serious.


Note that all the dead are wearing red, and the pointy nerf guns.
2012-04-03 10:56:31 AM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-04-03 10:55:15 AM
1 votes:
My lord. If that's the published article, how many pages longer do you suppose her first drafts were. She's delusional if she thinks her former friends care about her looks. I suspect they just got sick of listening to her yammer on endlessly.
2012-04-03 10:49:28 AM
1 votes:

Pert: Jesus, I hate how this kind of blatant misinformation is used to perpetuate the old "English women are ugly" stereotype, or "She's only British pretty, which is ugly anywhere else."

I suspect that this is merely a piece of self-promotion and am glad to report that even serious newspapers are taking the time and effort to point out how hilarious this is:

Link (new window)

If I may make a point, HERE is what pretty looks like in the UK:

[www.mycelebrityfashion.co.uk image 300x500]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

[www.yowazzup.com image 480x320]

Notice the distinct lack of pig-nose, amongst other things


Well sure, link all the Irish girls.
2012-04-03 10:48:15 AM
1 votes:
I think they meant to publish this two days ago....
2012-04-03 10:46:55 AM
1 votes:
Jesus, I hate how this kind of blatant misinformation is used to perpetuate the old "English women are ugly" stereotype, or "She's only British pretty, which is ugly anywhere else."

I suspect that this is merely a piece of self-promotion and am glad to report that even serious newspapers are taking the time and effort to point out how hilarious this is:

Link (new window)

If I may make a point, HERE is what pretty looks like in the UK:

www.mycelebrityfashion.co.uk

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.yowazzup.com

Notice the distinct lack of pig-nose, amongst other things
2012-04-03 10:41:58 AM
1 votes:

MaliFinn: oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!

Someone's jealous of our beautiful, efficient teeth. Smile and show us that jigsaw puzzle, eh Nigel?


i149.photobucket.com
Don't hate me because I'm pretty!
2012-04-03 10:41:33 AM
1 votes:
This reminds me of my short stint in online dating. Nearly every woman online described themselves as "sexy."
I'm a little scarred by the experience, I dated a few average looking/below average looking women who were convinced they were model-level hot. One of the least attractive ones used to brag that she was hot enough to turn gay men straight.

Farkers/Farkettes, where did this self assurance in one's looks come from? I was promised a generation of women who were going to be insecure because of magazines and television. Confused about their body image, and unsure enough about themselves to sleep with an average guy like me. WHAR?!
2012-04-03 10:40:20 AM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!


Ooo, Canadian outrage! Have you guys replaced your military's nerf guns with the new models yet?
2012-04-03 10:40:19 AM
1 votes:
Oh. Oh dear. I feel that terrible feeling that I get when I'm very embarrassed on someone else's behalf.
2012-04-03 10:37:12 AM
1 votes:

Pair-o-Dice: The top of her head looks like it could hold a beer mug quite well.


Or a can of corn?
2012-04-03 10:32:27 AM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage


Indeed. Successful troll is successful, getting bites worldwide.
2012-04-03 10:27:41 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: That read like some old, fat, middle aged woman's idea of a masturbation fantasy.


So she's trying to imitate Stephanie Meyer and write the non-supernatural version of Twilight? Because that article read exactly like she's Bella farking Swan, only without a sparkly, undead, penis involved.
2012-04-03 10:26:04 AM
1 votes:
That's what passes for a hottie in Britain? That's like a marginably bangable office lady in most parts of the U.S.

/she's the one with the troll dolls.
2012-04-03 10:25:55 AM
1 votes:
They don't hate you for being beautiful, they hate you for being a self-centered, narcissistic c*nt.
2012-04-03 10:25:04 AM
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This could be an Onion article. Except longer and not as funny.
2012-04-03 10:24:03 AM
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I think she was standing too close when beauty opened those doors for her. It appears some of them have smacked her right in the face.

/she gets a solid "meh" from me
 
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