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2012-04-03 09:21:06 AM
10 votes:

St_Francis_P: Her looks won't break any mirrors, but I have no idea why men think she's hot. Must be some European idea of beauty.


I have a theory. The men aren't thinking "She's the most gorgeous woman I've EVER seen, I'll buy her a drink!", they're thinking "She doesn't look too horrible, maybe she'll have sex with me, I'll buy her a drink."
2012-04-03 10:23:48 AM
7 votes:
Nobody buys anything the most beautiful woman in the room. They're the ones that get ignored because guys don't think they have a chance. Every guy knows you aim for the one a little further down the line. She won't be expecting the flattery, and she's far more willing to put out.

You don't hit on the hot girl. You hit on the hot girl's friend.
2012-04-03 09:47:12 AM
6 votes:

Cythraul: God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.

I dunno. I think men sound just as vain and narcissistic when they describe themselves in a similar fashion.


Definitely something to be said for both of these points.

That said, this woman is just delusional. If no woman ever wants you to be a bridesmaid and you've made that many casual enemies etc, I'm going to bet it's more than just "they hate me cause I'm beautiful."
2012-04-03 08:35:05 AM
6 votes:
Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.
2012-04-03 11:22:52 AM
4 votes:
Best way to put this is visually, I think.

This is what she looks like:
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This is what she thinks she looks like:
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2012-04-03 11:08:17 AM
3 votes:

Hassan Ben Sobr: If the Brits won in 1812, why does Canada drive on the right side of the road?


Because people who drive on the wrong side get pulled over.
2012-04-03 10:25:55 AM
3 votes:
They don't hate you for being beautiful, they hate you for being a self-centered, narcissistic c*nt.
2012-04-03 09:54:27 AM
3 votes:

Andromeda: That said, this woman is just delusional. If no woman ever wants you to be a bridesmaid and you've made that many casual enemies etc, I'm going to bet it's more than just "they hate me cause I'm beautiful."


Exactly this. People who play the "they're just jealous" card are typically also biatches.
2012-04-03 09:34:36 AM
3 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.


I dunno. I think men sound just as vain and narcissistic when they describe themselves in a similar fashion.
2012-04-03 09:32:32 AM
3 votes:
The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.
2012-04-03 03:32:54 PM
2 votes:
No sorry lady, but I think the problem is more likely that you are a biatch. While I'm sure there is some legit jealousy over good looks from other women the kind of shiat you are talking about only comes from you being a grade-A biatch. None of your friends wanted to be bridesmaids? Really? That tells you something. A friend got married to an absolutely stunning woman a few years ago. Very literal head-turner. Guess what? Had no trouble finding bridesmaids. She had a whole bunch of friends who weren't just happy but in tears excited to be in her wedding. However, she's also a real sweet person who doesn't brag on the fact that she looks good.
2012-04-03 01:09:34 PM
2 votes:
Dear lady,

I don't dislike you because of your looks. Quite frankly I don't think you're stunningly beautiful, just average pretty. I dislike you because of your attitude and the fact that you seem to think your poo doesn't stink. If you reduced the size of your arrogance by about 20 notches we might even be friends.

While your nose is stuck up in the air the rest of us live in the real world. We appreciate good things when they happen. Not just wave it off as if we deserve it. Then writing articles about how hard it is to be so pretty. Yes you're life is so amazingly hard. Bravo for having the guts to get through your rough and difficult life.

On second though I'd never be your friend. It's not because you're so pretty. It's because you're an arrogant, pretentious witch. You might be pretty on the outside but your inside are a farking mess.

Go sit & spin
nimawai
2012-04-03 12:41:41 PM
2 votes:
I dunno, I had a gal who looked a lot like her for a roommate after high school. She had a snaggle-toothed smile like that, was blondish and kind of plain, but she was bubbly and petite and the guys all seemed to fall all over her because she was cutesy and seemed attainable. That made a lot of other girls hate her. There's picture pretty and then there's real life.
PJ-
2012-04-03 11:03:09 AM
2 votes:

BurnShrike: Nobody buys anything the most beautiful woman in the room. They're the ones that get ignored because guys don't think they have a chance. Every guy knows you aim for the one a little further down the line. She won't be expecting the flattery, and she's far more willing to put out.

You don't hit on the hot girl. You hit on the hot girl's friend.


QFT

You are pretty much in a win win situation if you hit on the hot girls friend. Not only is your chance of success increased, you also have opened the door for the possibility for free drinks. How you ask? Simple, tell some guys that you are going to run in as wing man, and take away hot girls friend. All you ask is for a drink or two.
2012-04-03 10:54:44 AM
2 votes:
Disregarding the sharp knees and all that if she thinks being attractive is hard try being ugly. Anyone familiar with general human nature knows that the homely are going to have a much harder time being accepted.

I recall a psychology study in which they separated two groups of people, gave the individuals pictures of what their partner for this experiment supposedly looked like, and then had them speak on telephones with each other.

The attractive ones received much better treatment/conversation than the ugly ones.

I also recall reading a study that attractive people had a much easier time selling stuff in stores. People were much more willing to give money to someone who was good looking and buy their wares.

I think fark several years ago had an article about infants and how they reacted to different mothers. The surrogate mothers with the attractive faces got positive reactions such as smiles and laughter. The mothers with unattractive faces the infants were less enamored with.
2012-04-03 10:44:06 AM
2 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!

Ooo, Canadian outrage! Have you guys replaced your military's nerf guns with the new models yet?


Not quite.

Have you successfully invaded a nation without it ending in tears and a helicopter evacuation from an embassy roof?
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2012-04-03 10:43:22 AM
2 votes:
I wonder if she realized that publicly describing herself as "beautiful" on the Internet would guarantee that countless people would beg to differ. Conversely, if she had been arrested for slaughtering babies and puppies and putting their heads on spikes in the shape of a giant swastika on the lawn of her local orphanage, that thread's headline would likely include the words "Yeah, you'd hit that."
2012-04-03 10:37:14 AM
2 votes:
Good Looks are like Money.

The more you talk about how much you have, the less you actually do.
2012-04-03 10:30:18 AM
2 votes:
She works out - even when she doesn't feel like it - she doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke...

If she doesn't drink, why are bartenders "shooing away" her credit card when she tries to pay the tab.

/also, not pretty. Very average at best.
2012-04-03 10:25:04 AM
2 votes:
This could be an Onion article. Except longer and not as funny.
2012-04-03 10:22:45 AM
2 votes:

TravisBickle62: She's not ugly but that's about as far as it goes


She is tall which means she should have a deep cooter. That is a plus
2012-04-03 09:51:41 AM
2 votes:

Andromeda: Cythraul: God Is My Co-Pirate: The Daily Mail is obviously trying to drum up outrage, but there's a bit of interesting truth buried under all the fluff: women just aren't allowed to describe our own looks in any positive way. Otherwise we're immediately seen as vain and/or deluded. If you are born with beauty, you can't pretend it doesn't open doors.

I dunno. I think men sound just as vain and narcissistic when they describe themselves in a similar fashion.

Definitely something to be said for both of these points.

That said, this woman is just delusional. If no woman ever wants you to be a bridesmaid and you've made that many casual enemies etc, I'm going to bet it's more than just "they hate me cause I'm beautiful."


Um, yeah.
Women hate her because she's an arrogant b*tch.
PS Her husband is gay.
2012-04-03 09:08:48 AM
2 votes:
Her looks won't break any mirrors, but I have no idea why men think she's hot. Must be some European idea of beauty.
2012-04-03 08:38:47 AM
2 votes:

gambitsgirl: Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.


Quiet, you. Check the comments, 2700 English people telling her she ain't beautiful.

Anyway, this woman is clearly deluded. She's not exactly hideous, but she's far from beautiful. But even if she was, who actually says something like that? It instantly makes someone unattractive.
2012-04-04 07:48:19 AM
1 votes:
http://R.A.Danny/: We're being trolled by the Daily Fail, aren't we.

Pretty much. Article designed to increase page views, shares, and user commentary was rolled out. Author can claim her moral high ground because people said mean things about her article, "proving" it.

It was pretty much a go from the beginning. I suspect she'll have a followup that says, "See, I Rolling, they be Hating..." or the British version of that, which is probably in some near incomprehensible to our American ears urban British accent driven by Cockney bastiches mixing in with immigrants of various sources to create an accent that even Southies will cock their heads at...
2012-04-03 07:01:56 PM
1 votes:
www.portagebaygoods.com
I feel her pain.
2012-04-03 04:21:19 PM
1 votes:

WarszawaScream: On the other hand, I'm a 5'3" American broad with a round face, broad shoulders, fat body, big arse and several tattoos, and I too find that I get preferential treatment and freebies from men.

It ain't your looks, honey - tall and thin don't mean jack, it's because you know how to flirt. You know how to get your way with just a smile and you smile at everyone. You've probably put on a good show of confidence, too.

If you can work a room full of men you can get anything you want, even if you're the ugliest biatch on the planet. Or a fat biatch like me. (Difference is that I buy the boys at the bar drinks in return; can't be doing Jameson shots by myself!)


Well said!!! Personality over brainless looks any day. Beauty fades, if you can't have a conversation with a beautiful woman in ten years because all her Botox melted off, she was a waste of your time.
2012-04-03 04:18:31 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: WarszawaScream: I'm a 5'3" American broad with a round face, broad shoulders, fat body, big arse and several tattoos,

Well, helloooooo.


This is me shaking my fist at you.
2012-04-03 04:17:12 PM
1 votes:

WarszawaScream: On the other hand, I'm a 5'3" American broad with a round face, broad shoulders, fat body, big arse and several tattoos, and I too find that I get preferential treatment and freebies from men.

It ain't your looks, honey - tall and thin don't mean jack, it's because you know how to flirt. You know how to get your way with just a smile and you smile at everyone. You've probably put on a good show of confidence, too.

If you can work a room full of men you can get anything you want, even if you're the ugliest biatch on the planet. Or a fat biatch like me. (Difference is that I buy the boys at the bar drinks in return; can't be doing Jameson shots by myself!)


How YOU doin'?
2012-04-03 04:11:52 PM
1 votes:
On the other hand, I'm a 5'3" American broad with a round face, broad shoulders, fat body, big arse and several tattoos, and I too find that I get preferential treatment and freebies from men.

It ain't your looks, honey - tall and thin don't mean jack, it's because you know how to flirt. You know how to get your way with just a smile and you smile at everyone. You've probably put on a good show of confidence, too.

If you can work a room full of men you can get anything you want, even if you're the ugliest biatch on the planet. Or a fat biatch like me. (Difference is that I buy the boys at the bar drinks in return; can't be doing Jameson shots by myself!)
2012-04-03 02:47:47 PM
1 votes:
Eh, she's much prettier than I... but so are all of my female friends (I am very butterface), and I certainly don't hate them for it. Imma go out on a limb here and say girls hate her because she's a self-centered biatch and guys love her because she exudes self-confidence.

A good friend of the family is this rather large black woman who - anywhere she goes - will have nearly every guy in the area eating out of her palm within minutes... black, white, Hispanic, ugly, attractive... they are all just drawn right to her like moths to flame. She is very *very* self-confident and just a sweet lady to boot. It really does seem to be like 90% attitude. I should note her friends don't hate her, either XD
2012-04-03 02:34:56 PM
1 votes:

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: Whiskey Dickens: It took you like 4-1/2 minutes to white knight her, that's gotta be some kind of record.

You must be friends with BurnShrike. You don't even know what I look like, you're just making assumptions.

Woah there. Don't drag me into his shenanigans. I've never seen the guy before.

I'm not sure why he jumped on Julie. Sure she may be a bit manly-looking, but she posts intelligent comments, even if I don't always agree with her. I don't have a problem with her at all.

She's not an AW.


Neither am I. Not doing that anymore. And I do post intelligent comments, as well as thoughtful responses and am agreeable to other people's opinions. I had a bit of fun once upon a time that you saw fit to piss on and now I'm labeled in your mind forever? I don't know what I did to wrong you. I didn't ask for ANY attention in this damn thread, I was simply posting my opinion and other people brought up my looks. I don't even see how what I look like is relevant when I explain that I have more in common with males. So how about you calm down, get over the whole "AW" thing (as my man has gently suggested I keep it between us from here on out and I have no trouble with that) and possibly give me a chance as a human being as a brain, huh?

Too much to ask?
2012-04-03 02:12:09 PM
1 votes:

Whiskey Dickens: kiwimoogle84:
It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

Hey great, thanks for the information.
Between your little rant and the fact that you profess your love for softball at the top of your (mercifully) pictureless profile, you have earned the farkie "Mr. bull dyke."


My god you're a dork.

People vary on where their interests lie along the spectrum of stereotypically male or stereotypically female.

Some men want a hyper-frilly female to the point that they'll put up with all the high-maintenance bullshiat and the chick questions like, "If you had to date one of my girlfriends, who would it be?" and having the master bedroom decorated in floral pastels.

Some men want a more laid back partner to the extent that they don't care if she wears a dress maybe once a year and would have to buy a lipstick to wear any, so long as she farks like a bunny, sucks like a hoover, and knows how to bait her own hook, clean her own catch, and doesn't scare the fish away with inane chatter.

Women have a complementary range of likes and dislikes along the male range of yang to yin balance.

People have widely varying yang to yin balances long before it affects which plumbing configurations they like to fark. Grow up.
2012-04-03 01:53:40 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: ... my answer is invariably "Blow him more."


Newsletter, subscription, etc.

/jib, cut, etc.
2012-04-03 01:43:03 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.

do men generally find you attractive?


First of all, people have "types" and I may or may not be someone's type. That said, whether or not men find me attractive is irrelevant. I don't have a lot of chick friends because they biatch about their relationship problems and how he doesn't care and how he doesn't listen and my answer is invariably "Blow him more."

Dudes are simple. We can play poker and watch sports and I can geek out and no one has to explain how the scoring works in a damn football game to me.
2012-04-03 12:58:30 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.


You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?
2012-04-03 12:41:31 PM
1 votes:

Julie Cochrane: I May Be Crazy But...: Julie Cochrane: Beautiful women do have some of those problems.

Beautiful women who are narcissists have those problems a lot more seriously, a lot more often, and are more prone to chalk all their troubles up to that catch-all problem.

This gal sounds like she'd add to any social gathering by her absence.

They really do? I always just assumed that this sort of thing was made up for the sake of drama in movies or something. How do the people doing that justify it to themselves? Except the guys buying her drinks to try to get into her pants - I know what they're doing.

The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading to ...


My gf tells me all the time "women are evil to other women". You explained it so eloquently.
2012-04-03 12:40:37 PM
1 votes:
I once met someone exactly like this. She spent 20 minutes rattling on about how no women would be friends with her because they were so intimidated by her looks and her great figure (not hideous, a biatchubby.) I was a guest in her home (her husband was friends with my boyfriend) so I couldn't say, "No, no one wants to be friends with you because you are an annoying narcisist. In fact, it's been all I could do these last 20 minutes to resist reenacting the suicide scenes from Airplane." But I was tempted, I tell you.
2012-04-03 12:25:17 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Julie Cochrane: Beautiful women do have some of those problems.

Beautiful women who are narcissists have those problems a lot more seriously, a lot more often, and are more prone to chalk all their troubles up to that catch-all problem.

This gal sounds like she'd add to any social gathering by her absence.

They really do? I always just assumed that this sort of thing was made up for the sake of drama in movies or something. How do the people doing that justify it to themselves? Except the guys buying her drinks to try to get into her pants - I know what they're doing.


The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who are mostly friends with guys. I see the girl games, I can play nice in the sandbox if I have to, but my general thought in that kind of social situation (hen party) is, "How long until I can decently escape?"
2012-04-03 12:11:40 PM
1 votes:

BurnShrike: cryinoutloud: She was smart and a nice person too. It really sucked being a friend of hers.
So you admit you hated her for her beauty!


No, I Ioved her to death. I desperately wanted to hang out with her, in the hope that her beauty and poise would rub off on me. But it never did.
2012-04-03 12:08:18 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she comes from a small village and she is the hottest thing there
2012-04-03 11:53:27 AM
1 votes:

greenlady1: I've been friends with a couple women like this. One in particular thinks she's insanely attractive and that men are intimidated by her devastatingly good looks. In her mind, that's why she can't get any dates. In reality, it's because she's incredibly self-absorbed and biatchy, and men see right through it.


You know what's worse? GUYS who think like that.

I've known one or two "God's gift to women" types who were not only lacking in looks, but also in manners and brains. Yet to them, the reason they didn't get on with women very well was because women were "intimidated" by how awesome they were. And other guys? They were just jealous.

riiiiight.
2012-04-03 11:50:34 AM
1 votes:
Beautiful women do have some of those problems.

Beautiful women who are narcissists have those problems a lot more seriously, a lot more often, and are more prone to chalk all their troubles up to that catch-all problem.

This gal sounds like she'd add to any social gathering by her absence.
2012-04-03 11:43:36 AM
1 votes:
We're being trolled by the Daily Fail, aren't we.
2012-04-03 11:43:01 AM
1 votes:

TabASlotB: Venus McAphrodite here is also the fine author of:

*I use my sex appeal to get ahead at work... and so does ANY woman with any sense (new window)
*Would YOU let your husband dress you? Samantha does and says she's never looked better (new window)
*This life: Samantha Brick on why prenups show you really care (new window)
*My husband says he'll divorce me if I get fat (new window)
*I can ménage, thank you: The career girl who gave it all up to become a housewife in rural France (new window)
*How could a well-educated TV executive let her addiction to psychics cost her £25,000 and ruin her marriage? (new window)


When I read this last night I was hoping it would show up here. I was mildly sad for this twit, but I thought the paper was exploiting her stupidity and she would be horrified at how she came across.
Thanks to you, I can go back to laughing at her with no remorse. She's just an AW who really lives to see herself in the press no matter what. Ugh.
2012-04-03 11:39:31 AM
1 votes:
Get a knife subby an show us her inner beauty.
2012-04-03 11:36:28 AM
1 votes:
I've been friends with a couple women like this. One in particular thinks she's insanely attractive and that men are intimidated by her devastatingly good looks. In her mind, that's why she can't get any dates. In reality, it's because she's incredibly self-absorbed and biatchy, and men see right through it.
2012-04-03 11:22:11 AM
1 votes:
fake story. paid subjects. page clicks = revenue.
2012-04-03 11:17:47 AM
1 votes:

Andromeda: That said, this woman is just delusional. If no woman ever wants you to be a bridesmaid and you've made that many casual enemies etc, I'm going to bet it's more than just "they hate me cause I'm beautiful


You may be beautiful and people may hate you, but it is rarely that linear a connection.

Obviously there are a LOT of beautiful/talented/rich/smart/lucky women with lots of friends. It's when you become an egotistical, arrogant asshole about your beauty/talent/riches/brains/luck that people tend to hate you.

/Pro-tip: People don't hate you because your are (or think you are) beautiful, they hate you because you are an asshole.
2012-04-03 11:16:02 AM
1 votes:
I used to be friends with a beautiful woman. She didn't flaunt it, didn't wear makeup or sexy clothes (in fact she wore jeans that were about 2 sizes too big most of the time), but she couldn't help it--every head in the room would turn when she came in.

I went to a bar with her once and everyone was being routinely carded. When the doorman looked at her license, he held it out and proclaimed, "Like the cover of a magazine!"

She was smart and a nice person too. It really sucked being a friend of hers.
2012-04-03 11:07:46 AM
1 votes:
isn't her computer tower backwards in that picture?
2012-04-03 11:07:06 AM
1 votes:
Whatever, she looks fine. Better than me, definitely. And she knows that she's the common factor in her unpleasant social interactions, which is better than many people. But I don't think her looks are the thing pushing people away. I'd like to spend a few hours with her to see whether she really is as pleasant and happy as she says she is, or whether she's as smug and conceited as she comes across in the article.

Also, is being hated for physical beauty actually a thing? I have never felt animosity toward anyone just because she looked good. I've had some fleeting moments of jealousy; I've wished that I could afford to get my hair highlighted, or that I had time to put on makeup that morning, and I've grumped because I met women who were genuinely mean and also physically beautiful...but do people actually dislike each other as people just because of differences in appearance?
2012-04-03 11:05:11 AM
1 votes:
This about the only one I can think of when it come to English beauty

freeimagesarchive.com
2012-04-03 11:03:12 AM
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: i've known a few smoking hot women in my day, and none of them had any of these bizarre things happen to them. they never had random strangers buy them train tickets, or had neighbors ignore their friendly gestures, or had close friends not choose them as bridesmaids. and they were 100x hotter than this chick, who is reasonably pretty for someone her age, but is only about a 6 or maybe a 7, tops.


I'm maybe a 4 or a 5, tops, and I've had a couple of offers to have my lunch paid for on Capitol Hill. Still can't explain that other than the fact this was back during my vintage kick and I was regularly dressed like I was a slightly edgier Donna Reed just to go into work. So maybe I happened to tap into some Conservatives' personal fantasy or something but at least I can say that "I've had a few offers for free lunches and drinks and hey! Look at me!"
2012-04-03 11:02:24 AM
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Hot Brits.

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2012-04-03 10:58:54 AM
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ThrobblefootSpectre: You know, sometimes I don't that would half as annoying as what most women actually do, which is constantly critique how awful they look, for some reason unknown to men.

Woman: I'm fat
Man with bored expression: you're not fat.
Woman: My hair looks awful today.
Man with bored expression: your hair looks fine
Woman: my shoes don't match this dress
Man with bored expression: no one cares
Woman: I need to get my nails done.
Man with bored expression: So go get your nails done.
Woman: I'm fat
Man with tired expression: Sigh.


1000x this. What's more infuriating is the notion that men are somehow to blame for this behavior. Newsflash, it's not "men" that are trying to make you feel inadequate about yourself, it's the advertising firms for cosmetics, clothing, food, diets, etc...that are trying to make you feel inadequate about yourself so that you buy their products.

And yes, I know that men run many if not most of those companies, but it's unfair to use that to label all "men" as the problem.

I think my wife is gorgeous and I love her. I tell her that all the time through both words and actions. She never believes me because she's been trained by people trying to sell her stuff her whole life not to.
2012-04-03 10:58:31 AM
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Yogimus: England has tourism. we get it.


MaliFinn: Well sure, link all the Irish girls.


???

All three are English born and bred unless I'm very much mistaken.
2012-04-03 10:55:15 AM
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My lord. If that's the published article, how many pages longer do you suppose her first drafts were. She's delusional if she thinks her former friends care about her looks. I suspect they just got sick of listening to her yammer on endlessly.
2012-04-03 10:49:28 AM
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Pert: Jesus, I hate how this kind of blatant misinformation is used to perpetuate the old "English women are ugly" stereotype, or "She's only British pretty, which is ugly anywhere else."

I suspect that this is merely a piece of self-promotion and am glad to report that even serious newspapers are taking the time and effort to point out how hilarious this is:

Link (new window)

If I may make a point, HERE is what pretty looks like in the UK:

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Notice the distinct lack of pig-nose, amongst other things


Well sure, link all the Irish girls.
2012-04-03 10:46:55 AM
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Jesus, I hate how this kind of blatant misinformation is used to perpetuate the old "English women are ugly" stereotype, or "She's only British pretty, which is ugly anywhere else."

I suspect that this is merely a piece of self-promotion and am glad to report that even serious newspapers are taking the time and effort to point out how hilarious this is:

Link (new window)

If I may make a point, HERE is what pretty looks like in the UK:

www.mycelebrityfashion.co.uk

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.yowazzup.com

Notice the distinct lack of pig-nose, amongst other things
2012-04-03 10:45:58 AM
1 votes:
What beautiful may look like:


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2012-04-03 10:40:19 AM
1 votes:
Oh. Oh dear. I feel that terrible feeling that I get when I'm very embarrassed on someone else's behalf.
2012-04-03 10:38:01 AM
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oldfarthenry: Nice to see that the yanks stopped eating long enough to be nationalistic assholes.
Keep up the stereotypes, fatties!


Someone's jealous of our beautiful, efficient teeth. Smile and show us that jigsaw puzzle, eh Nigel?
2012-04-03 10:36:41 AM
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Slaxl: She's not exactly hideous, but she's far from beautiful.


...and yet, if she were an American teacher who'd just had sex with a student, some Farker would be calling her "smoking hot".
2012-04-03 10:35:19 AM
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Slaxl: gambitsgirl: Being lovely in England is like being the smartest person on the short bus. Low bar.

Quiet, you. Check the comments, 2700 English people telling her she ain't beautiful.

Anyway, this woman is clearly deluded. She's not exactly hideous, but she's far from beautiful. But even if she was, who actually says something like that? It instantly makes someone unattractive.


Women in old Pantene ads.
2012-04-03 10:30:17 AM
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Positioning us, the photographer suggested I stand immediately to his right for the shot.
Another woman I barely knew pushed me out of the way, shouting it wasn't fair on all the other women if I was dominating the snap.


Yeah, I doubt that really happened. At all.
2012-04-03 10:26:04 AM
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That's what passes for a hottie in Britain? That's like a marginably bangable office lady in most parts of the U.S.

/she's the one with the troll dolls.
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2012-04-03 10:24:02 AM
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St_Francis_P: Her looks won't break any mirrors, but I have no idea why men think she's hot. Must be some European idea of beauty.


I sometimes wonder if Humans really do give off pheromones, and if she happens to have a set that take what's maybe a slightly better looking than average woman and make her seem like Wow! to men, and a threat to other women.

I've known a few women like that over the years, where pictures seemingly don't do them justice, but they're very attractive when hanging out with them.
2012-04-03 10:20:34 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, she has a vagina. Which is nice.
2012-04-03 10:07:19 AM
1 votes:
I can drink her pretty.
2012-04-03 10:00:21 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, I think I need to break out my Ha Ha Guy for this one.

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2012-04-03 09:12:04 AM
1 votes:
That read like some old, fat, middle aged woman's idea of a masturbation fantasy.
2012-04-03 09:03:10 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?
2012-04-03 08:58:17 AM
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...and that's what happens when marauding vikings keep taking all the prettiest women out of your gene pool.

/not saying she's ugly, mind you
//but that frozen grin ... echh
2012-04-03 08:43:04 AM
1 votes:
Ooooookkkkkkk....

/moving right along...
 
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