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2012-04-03 12:46:24 PM  
Husband reminded me of:

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-03 12:47:13 PM  

R.A.Danny: We're being trolled by the Daily Fail, aren't we.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 12:47:58 PM  
Dang copy paste

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 12:50:13 PM  

bobbette: cryinoutloud: BurnShrike: cryinoutloud: She was smart and a nice person too. It really sucked being a friend of hers.
So you admit you hated her for her beauty!

No, I Ioved her to death. I desperately wanted to hang out with her, in the hope that her beauty and poise would rub off on me. But it never did.

I have the most insanely beautiful friend. She's awe-inspiringly gorgeous but more importantly, she is smart and wonderful and down-to-earth. If anything I have a kind of national pride that Canada produced someone like her. If I run down my list of awesome things of Canadian origin: the Canadarm, The Charter of Rights and Freedoms, the NFB/ONF, Eleanor, Terry Fox, David Suzuki, hockey, etc.


Lesbo-crush?
 
2012-04-03 12:52:55 PM  

Julie Cochrane: The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who ...


There is no time to esplain, let me sum up.
 
2012-04-03 12:53:01 PM  

sarajane: isn't her computer tower backwards in that picture?


Perhaps she likes to take off her top and have the warm exhaust blow across her nipples.
 
2012-04-03 12:54:54 PM  
"Confessions Of A Narcissistic Hausfrau". Now playing.
 
2012-04-03 12:56:28 PM  

Julie Cochrane: I May Be Crazy But...: Julie Cochrane: Beautiful women do have some of those problems.

Beautiful women who are narcissists have those problems a lot more seriously, a lot more often, and are more prone to chalk all their troubles up to that catch-all problem.

This gal sounds like she'd add to any social gathering by her absence.

They really do? I always just assumed that this sort of thing was made up for the sake of drama in movies or something. How do the people doing that justify it to themselves? Except the guys buying her drinks to try to get into her pants - I know what they're doing.

The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who are mostly friends with guys. I see the girl games, I can play nice in the sandbox if I have to, but my general thought in that kind of social situation (hen party) is, "How long until I can decently escape?"


keep thinking that, toots.
 
2012-04-03 12:58:03 PM  
I have the sudden urge to buy stuff for women.
 
2012-04-03 12:58:30 PM  

frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.


You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?
 
2012-04-03 01:00:02 PM  
so she smiled and they didnt want to PUKE.
got it
 
2012-04-03 01:02:18 PM  
Asymmetrical face = a Staten Island 4 on the scale.
 
2012-04-03 01:02:42 PM  

Julie Cochrane: Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who are mostly friends with guys. I see the girl games, I can play nice in the sandbox if I have to, but my general thought in that kind of social situation (hen party) is, "How long until I can decently escape?"


I have been playing too many MMO games. I read this last paragraph and began to have visions of women playing some bizarre real life MMORPG where they use sonic attacks to cause bleeding damage and stuns to each other and waiting anxiously for escape CDs to pop.
 
2012-04-03 01:09:34 PM  
Dear lady,

I don't dislike you because of your looks. Quite frankly I don't think you're stunningly beautiful, just average pretty. I dislike you because of your attitude and the fact that you seem to think your poo doesn't stink. If you reduced the size of your arrogance by about 20 notches we might even be friends.

While your nose is stuck up in the air the rest of us live in the real world. We appreciate good things when they happen. Not just wave it off as if we deserve it. Then writing articles about how hard it is to be so pretty. Yes you're life is so amazingly hard. Bravo for having the guts to get through your rough and difficult life.

On second though I'd never be your friend. It's not because you're so pretty. It's because you're an arrogant, pretentious witch. You might be pretty on the outside but your inside are a farking mess.

Go sit & spin
nimawai
 
2012-04-03 01:11:35 PM  
Self-absorbed, delusional, clueless, and arrogant. What's her Fark handle?
 
2012-04-03 01:12:09 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?


no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.
 
2012-04-03 01:12:35 PM  
No-one should be making fun of this poor darling with body dysmorphic disorder. It can be a crippling disease to look in the mirror and see something totally detached from reality.



Hahahahaha.
 
2012-04-03 01:18:06 PM  

MoronLessOff: Julie Cochrane: The slim girl will get herself a small piece of cake at the table and the other women will be bitachy about it, or will be biatchy about the cute girl being around their husbands. They'll be more critical of whatever she wears. They'll be hyper-critical of her attitude.

There will be a silent war over who orders or consumes what at and after dinner. Women eat at each other. "Look how slim I am because I don't eat like you, you pig," versus, "Look what I can eat because I don't care and it's so yummy. Don't you wish you could have some, you biatch?"

Women make territorial moves, dominance moves, wingman help and cockblocking over men present--sometimes with the men there in view, sometimes out of view. Sometimes it involves conspiring against the overly pretty but outcast chick.

They don't "justify" it. They just get really biatchy. The social daggers come out.

Men have their testosterone-laden dick-measuring contests. Women have our own jockeying for status within the group, and have our own cases where some women act like assholes, and some women especially act like assholes when they feel insecure or threatened.

Mostly, this female equivalent of dick-measuring happens out of earshot of men. Or happens in subtle conversational digs that if a woman tries to explain to you guys what was really going on in the conversation, you think she was just imagining it or reading too much into things.

Frequently, a woman actually will waylay another woman in the kitchen or the bathroom for a side conversation out of male hearing. Some of these will be biatchy to someone, some will be biatchy about someone. Some won't be biatchy at all.

With women, the problems tend to come when there's a mismatch between pretty and the social pecking order, which is one huge reason why women high up the pecking order will be absolute beasts to "trophy wives."

Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who ...

There is no time to esplain, let me sum up.


You shook your head! That's wonderful!

/watching princess bride right now, getting a kick
 
2012-04-03 01:19:01 PM  
Oh how CUTE! The plain Jane actually thinks she's pretty! Hahahaha. I think I would probably jack off to some pics of Victoria secret models and maybe throw the man juice at her general direction, but I wouldn't want to actually touch her.
 
2012-04-03 01:19:08 PM  

Gergesa: Julie Cochrane: Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who are mostly friends with guys. I see the girl games, I can play nice in the sandbox if I have to, but my general thought in that kind of social situation (hen party) is, "How long until I can decently escape?"

I have been playing too many MMO games. I read this last paragraph and began to have visions of women playing some bizarre real life MMORPG where they use sonic attacks to cause bleeding damage and stuns to each other and waiting anxiously for escape CDs to pop.


Rouges are overpowdered.
 
2012-04-03 01:20:27 PM  

frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.


It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.
 
2012-04-03 01:20:45 PM  
This article cannot be real. This read like an Onion piece.

And if The Daily Fail wanted to complete their transformation into a joke, this was the best way to do it.

/On the other hand, what craptastic journalism
 
2012-04-03 01:22:34 PM  
It's the Jerry Springer of new publications. I'm sure this is as real as the petrol drinking girl. They do essentially the same thing as the Onion, they just seem to have convinced more people they are real. Kudos.
 
2012-04-03 01:26:01 PM  

boobsrgood: Self-absorbed, delusional, clueless, and arrogant. What's her Fark handle?



About damn time someone posed this query.
 
2012-04-03 01:27:27 PM  

kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.


Which is why you win the internet. Well, at least part of the reason.

/anybody want a peanut?
 
2012-04-03 01:30:55 PM  

frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.


I get along okay with women. I just generally have more in common with guys. And most of my female friends also generally have more in common with guys. I went to a science and engineering school, kept my same circle of friends long term, and write military science fiction for a living---it's a guy-heavy social circle.

So it's not so much that I get along better with just any random set of guys, it's more that I get along better with the subset of guys I have stuff in common with, and the subset of women who like the same stuff.

Might've been more accurate to say most of my friends are geeks or fen--just, because of the military orientation, tends to be a more masculine flavor of fen.

That site you can go to and see what demographic Google thinks you are? Google thinks I'm a late middle-aged white male---plays hob with the kinds of shiat they try to sell me with targeted ads. [grin]
 
2012-04-03 01:32:15 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.

Which is why you win the internet. Well, at least part of the reason.

/anybody want a peanut?


Don't be so hard on yourself. It's bigger than that.

/love you too
//that woman is dilusional
 
2012-04-03 01:37:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.


do men generally find you attractive?
 
2012-04-03 01:37:51 PM  

kiwimoogle84: hard on


Just had to point that out.

kiwimoogle84: It's bigger than that.


Ladies...
I'm raising my eyebrows suggestively right now.
 
2012-04-03 01:37:55 PM  

mark.jms: Thanks for the new fetish, asshole.


Oh, you are more than welcome!
24.media.tumblr.com

29.media.tumblr.com

27.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-03 01:40:23 PM  

Julie Cochrane: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

I get along okay with women. I just generally have more in common with guys. And most of my female friends also generally have more in common with guys. I went to a science and engineering school, kept my same circle of friends long term, and write military science fiction for a living---it's a guy-heavy social circle.

So it's not so much that I get along better with just any random set of guys, it's more that I get along better with the subset of guys I have stuff in common with, and the subset of women who like the same stuff.

Might've been more accurate to say most of my friends are geeks or fen--just, because of the military orientation, tends to be a more masculine flavor of fen.

That site you can go to and see what demographic Google thinks you are? Google thinks I'm a late middle-aged white male---plays hob with the kinds of shiat they try to sell me with targeted ads. [grin]


what have you written so that I might check that out?
 
2012-04-03 01:43:03 PM  

frepnog: kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.

do men generally find you attractive?


First of all, people have "types" and I may or may not be someone's type. That said, whether or not men find me attractive is irrelevant. I don't have a lot of chick friends because they biatch about their relationship problems and how he doesn't care and how he doesn't listen and my answer is invariably "Blow him more."

Dudes are simple. We can play poker and watch sports and I can geek out and no one has to explain how the scoring works in a damn football game to me.
 
2012-04-03 01:47:08 PM  

kiwimoogle84: frepnog: kiwimoogle84: frepnog: I May Be Crazy But...: frepnog: keep thinking that, toots.

You're suggesting that most of her friends are transgender? Or something?

no, it just cracks me up when women say that most of their friends are guys because they "don't get on well with women".

because that is generally nowhere near accurate.

It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

I don't get along with most women, I prefer the company of men.

do men generally find you attractive?

First of all, people have "types" and I may or may not be someone's type. That said, whether or not men find me attractive is irrelevant. I don't have a lot of chick friends because they biatch about their relationship problems and how he doesn't care and how he doesn't listen and my answer is invariably "Blow him more."

Dudes are simple. We can play poker and watch sports and I can geek out and no one has to explain how the scoring works in a damn football game to me.


Can I answer that?
 
2012-04-03 01:50:35 PM  

Gergesa: Julie Cochrane: Women's social interactions are complicated. It's one reason most of my friends are guys, or are other women who are mostly friends with guys. I see the girl games, I can play nice in the sandbox if I have to, but my general thought in that kind of social situation (hen party) is, "How long until I can decently escape?"

I have been playing too many MMO games. I read this last paragraph and began to have visions of women playing some bizarre real life MMORPG where they use sonic attacks to cause bleeding damage and stuns to each other and waiting anxiously for escape CDs to pop.


Don't be so sure we don't.......

/Julie said it perfectly, no need to add anything more
 
2012-04-03 01:50:51 PM  
She just trolled the entire internets. So laugh is on you, subster.
 
2012-04-03 01:51:22 PM  

MoronLessOff: Can I answer that?


Sure, do men generally find you attractive?
 
2012-04-03 01:52:56 PM  

Quiefenburger: She just trolled the entire internets. So laugh is on you, subster.


I can just see her doubled over in laughter "Did you see that interview I gave! GENIUS!!"
 
2012-04-03 01:53:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ... my answer is invariably "Blow him more."


Newsletter, subscription, etc.

/jib, cut, etc.
 
2012-04-03 01:59:17 PM  

kiwimoogle84:
It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.


Hey great, thanks for the information.
Between your little rant and the fact that you profess your love for softball at the top of your (mercifully) pictureless profile, you have earned the farkie "Mr. bull dyke."
 
2012-04-03 01:59:25 PM  

frepnog: what have you written so that I might check that out?


Cally's War, Sister Time, Honor of the Clan -- All with John Ringo, all for Baen Books. You can get them off Amazon.

Consider that my "wish list." [grin] I just don't want 'em sent to me.


Also, the Heroes in Hell shared universe--a series of 13 books, mostly collected short stories---has its 14th anthology coming out this summer and I've got a story in that. It's funny, dark fantasy---a departure for me.

The story's called Unholy Grail, and is a detective yarn in which Our Hero (a very errant knight, reduced to a perpetual age of 17) has to recover a stolen artifact of great power---Marilyn Monroe's panties. It's a fun romp through hell's nether regions.

So that story is included in Rogues in Hell, edited by Janet Morris, which will be out some time this summer.
 
2012-04-03 01:59:41 PM  

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x503]

OK, she's not gorgeous. Cute, but not smoking hot. She must surround herself with ugly landwhales to boost her self-esteem. Honestly, I'm more interested in the pose the husband is striking here. Is he about to tickle her? Is it some kind of weak-wristed possessive gesture? What are you up to, Frenchy?


Fat chicks whould not wear horizontal stripes.
 
2012-04-03 02:00:42 PM  

djkutch: To be fair, she has a vagina. Which is nice.


If there was a choice between doing her and online pr0n, I'd be firing up the browser.

/studman mode off
 
2012-04-03 02:00:43 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: kiwimoogle84: ... my answer is invariably "Blow him more."

Newsletter, subscription, etc.

/jib, cut, etc.


I tell my dude friends I'd make a perfect marriage counselor. The answer is ALWAYS "blow him more". He isn't paying attention? Blow him more. I'm fat. "give good enough head and he won't care." He's gonna cheat on me. "Be hotter than any woman he might go find."

And thank you. :)

I should start a Kiwi-isms blog.
 
2012-04-03 02:02:34 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: kiwimoogle84:
It is for me, certainly. I drink heavy beer, am a die hard baseball and hockey fan, play poker, find offensive jokes hilarious and awesome, and don't think it's ok to spend $500 on a purse.

Hey great, thanks for the information.
Between your little rant and the fact that you profess your love for softball at the top of your (mercifully) pictureless profile, you have earned the farkie "Mr. bull dyke."


You must be new here. Ask MoronLessOff to fill you in.

/might want to change that nickname to "pin up queen"
 
2012-04-03 02:03:32 PM  
(Appropriating a line someone once said about Michelle Malkin): She looks like she was drawn by a marginally talented eighth grade art student. "Great job, Brendan, but the mouth is crooked, there's too much forehead, and the eyes are completely different shapes."
 
2012-04-03 02:05:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84:
/might want to change that nickname to "pin up queen"


...Samantha Brick? Is that you?
 
2012-04-03 02:06:11 PM  
Let me answer to anyone wondering whether kiwimoogle84 is attractive:

Yes, she is. Spectacularly. And even if she wasn't to your tastes, she'd just blow you more.

/I hope I didn't accidentally suggest kiwi is going to blow everybody in this thread
//If she does, you all owe me
 
2012-04-03 02:07:12 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I should start a Kiwi-isms blog.


Would subscribe.

kiwimoogle84: You must be new here. Ask MoronLessOff to fill you in.


I would say she's a top contender for "best catch in the world".

kiwimoogle84: /might want to change that nickname to "pin up queen"


This is now your "favorite" note.
 
2012-04-03 02:09:03 PM  

Doran: Let me answer to anyone wondering whether kiwimoogle84 is attractive:

Yes, she is. Spectacularly.


I'm sorry to hear about your vision problem.
 
2012-04-03 02:09:59 PM  

Doran: Let me answer to anyone wondering whether kiwimoogle84 is attractive:

Yes, she is. Spectacularly. And even if she wasn't to your tastes, she'd just blow you more.

/I hope I didn't accidentally suggest kiwi is going to blow everybody in this thread
//If she does, you all owe me


I'm flattered! Thanks!

Whiskey Dickens is just ill-informed. It's cute.

And I'm not blowing anyone, sorry.

/ok, that's not true
//one lucky farker has my heart
///...and my mouth
//but I digress
 
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