FARK.com: (7029929) Deputy pulls over car with three men, finds 220-pound heifer in backseat. Your Mom claims her car simply ran out of gas and they were just giving her a ride

		Deputy pulls over car with three men, finds 220-pound heifer in backseat. Your Mom claims her car simply ran out of gas and they were just giving her a ride (sun-sentinel.com)		19
		More: Dumbass, your mom, Carlsbad, natural gas, cattle rustling

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AbbeySomeone		2012-04-03 10:10:53 AM

Hardy har subby.

OregonVet		2012-04-03 10:27:51 AM

Really milking the your mom jokes.

maniac64		2012-04-03 10:42:56 AM

nice one

Galloping Galoshes		2012-04-03 10:43:29 AM

If she's a heifer, she ain't got kids. Subby might find a cherry even more attractive.

mytdawg		2012-04-03 10:45:08 AM

Who hasn't tried to get it on with a cow in the backseat of a Honda?

w00dreaux		2012-04-03 10:47:44 AM

yeah, NM! woo hoo!

we suck.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-03 10:49:01 AM

FREE HOWARD'S MOM!

probesport		2012-04-03 10:49:49 AM

mytdawg: Who hasn't tried to get it on with a cow in the backseat of a Honda?

Fonda?

/myanacondadontwantnone.

BurnShrike		2012-04-03 10:52:59 AM

A Honda Civic?! How the fark do you get a cow in the back seat of one of those?

_{/with a lot of alcohol and a bit of persistence}

Jake Havechek		2012-04-03 10:53:37 AM

That's udderly ridiculous.

JackieRabbit		2012-04-03 10:54:10 AM

But, but... Arrested them? Pussies. They were supposed to hang them right then.

6655321		2012-04-03 11:00:08 AM

This reminds me of a senior year prank. Cows hae a very difficult time walking down stairs. Some students acquired a cow and led it up into the upper levels of a school and then left it there. School officials had the hands full with that gag.

MaestroJ		2012-04-03 11:00:30 AM

Where was the wallaby?

mytdawg		2012-04-03 11:09:44 AM

BurnShrike: A Honda Civic?! How the fark do you get a cow in the back seat of one of those?

Usually you find the cow driving the Civic.

/rimshot.

vpb		2012-04-03 11:17:40 AM

I am sure they were just going to borrow her for an hour or so.

Your Mom		2012-04-03 11:17:59 AM

Suck it, Subby.

tjassen		2012-04-03 12:18:58 PM

BurnShrike		2012-04-03 12:21:00 PM

Mooove over. I want a window seat.

tillerman35		2012-04-03 01:14:31 PM

Did the calf have rubber legs and white tail hairs?

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