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(TMZ)   WWE Superstar Randy Orton flushed from the cast of the upcoming Marine flick thanks to his discharge   (tmz.com) divider line 62
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2012-04-03 10:06:06 AM  
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New star?
 
2012-04-03 11:34:32 AM  
Good.
 
2012-04-03 11:56:09 AM  
Gross, subby.
 
2012-04-03 12:27:49 PM  
A rep for WWE tells us, "WWE demonstrated poor judgment in signing Randy Orton for the 3rd installment of the film making all of these terrible movies starring terrible wrestlers who are also terrible actors."
 
2012-04-03 12:44:15 PM  

Quasar: A rep for WWE tells us, "WWE demonstrated poor judgment in signing Randy Orton for the 3rd installment of the film making all of these terrible movies starring terrible wrestlers who are also terrible actors."


We're done here.
 
2012-04-03 12:44:54 PM  
the comments section...

i swear, every comments section of every website, i can feel my IQ dropping just by reading it.

i guess i should stick around you fancy bastards then.
 
2012-04-03 12:46:42 PM  
I can understand the uproar.
 
2012-04-03 12:48:01 PM  
Which will promptly end up in a Diva's purse.
 
2012-04-03 12:48:09 PM  
I keep reading that as "Marnie" and I'm wondering "Why is the WWE remaking an old Hitchcock film?"
 
2012-04-03 12:48:36 PM  
The movies are safe. Still need to Hide Yo' Bags
 
2012-04-03 01:01:39 PM  
Old Senile Vince finally wake up and realize you don't put the guy who went AWOL and was dishonorably discharged from the real marines in a movie about Marines?

I'm shocked.

what next, Sheamus stars in The Marine 3: The IRA?

/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD, which is the only watchable WWFE Film until the Bellas, Team Snu Snu, and Vickie Guerrero do a women in prison film.
 
2012-04-03 01:05:05 PM  
The dishonorable discharge is still real to Randy, damn it.
 
2012-04-03 01:07:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Old Senile Vince finally wake up and realize you don't put the guy who went AWOL and was dishonorably discharged from the real marines in a movie about Marines?

I'm shocked.

what next, Sheamus stars in The Marine 3: The IRA?

/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD, which is the only watchable WWFE Film until the Bellas, Team Snu Snu, and Vickie Guerrero do a women in prison film.


"Well what do we have here? A couple of teenie weiners"

"TEENIE!"
 
2012-04-03 01:11:20 PM  

The Drawing Board: FirstNationalBastard: Old Senile Vince finally wake up and realize you don't put the guy who went AWOL and was dishonorably discharged from the real marines in a movie about Marines?

I'm shocked.

what next, Sheamus stars in The Marine 3: The IRA?

/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD, which is the only watchable WWFE Film until the Bellas, Team Snu Snu, and Vickie Guerrero do a women in prison film.

"Well what do we have here? A couple of teenie weiners"

"TEENIE!"


Teenie WANGERS.

Get it right.
 
2012-04-03 01:21:23 PM  
Randy pooped where?
 
2012-04-03 01:28:55 PM  
And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".
 
2012-04-03 01:30:55 PM  
Get over it...it's a movie....and a bad one at that.
 
2012-04-03 01:33:19 PM  

Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".


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I wonder which one this guy is
 
2012-04-03 01:56:17 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x407]

I wonder which one this guy is


Wel, Ima go out on a limb and say former.
 
2012-04-03 02:02:30 PM  

Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".


No such thing as a former marine. And I'd say Marines consider Orton a non-Marine.
 
2012-04-03 02:05:16 PM  
The Apex Crapper who went AWOL from the Marines is dropped from a movie where he was to star as a Marine?

Color me shocked. The same color inside a Diva's duffel bag.

He's definitely going to seek payback backstage.
i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 02:14:40 PM  

FinFangFark: The Apex Crapper who went AWOL from the Marines is dropped from a movie where he was to star as a Marine?

Color me shocked. The same color inside a Diva's duffel bag.

He's definitely going to seek payback backstage.
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The bad part is that Orton won't be taking the summer off now.
 
2012-04-03 02:16:03 PM  

nopokerface: Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".

No such thing as a former marine. And I'd say Marines consider Orton a non-Marine.


Huh. I'd always heard that those that were honorably discharged from the Corps were considered Former Marines.

/learning new shiat every day
 
2012-04-03 02:16:36 PM  
i282.photobucket.com

Relevant.
 
2012-04-03 02:22:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard:
/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD.


They are? When does it come out?
 
2012-04-03 02:27:12 PM  

Jobber8742: FirstNationalBastard:
/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD.

They are? When does it come out?


July 3.

ringsidenews.com

/Dookie.
 
2012-04-03 02:37:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jobber8742: FirstNationalBastard:
/at least they're putting No Holds Barred out on DVD.

They are? When does it come out?

July 3.

[ringsidenews.com image 400x533]

/Dookie.


Sweet. Count me in (although they may as well do a blu-ray too at this point). It doesn't look like it's available to order on Amazon yet though.
 
2012-04-03 02:39:46 PM  
"In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-04-03 02:41:45 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


(slowclap.jpg) That'll do pig...that'll do.
 
2012-04-03 02:43:29 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x407]

I wonder which one this guy is


Probably the later. Former Marines are covered for health insurance under the VA. ex-Marines that have been discharged are not. Since he states that he doesn't have health coverage he is either ignorant and didn't pay attention when he left active service or was kicked out.
 
2012-04-03 02:55:57 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


I think the number of years I've had an account might be greater than the amount of posts I've ever made on here, but I just have to say please never stop what you do. Your posts bring me sweet salty tears of joy.
 
2012-04-03 03:07:09 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


Best team ever.
 
2012-04-03 03:32:54 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


I just want you to know i read those posts in their voices. And i nearly choked on my green tea with that one. See you next Monday night
 
2012-04-03 03:37:22 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


Best. Alt. Evar!
 
2012-04-03 03:40:57 PM  
Anyone who has been dishonorably discharged from service should be executed plain and simple. farking pathetic piece of shiat.
 
2012-04-03 03:56:59 PM  

Dogfacedgod: Anyone who has been dishonorably discharged from service should be executed plain and simple. farking pathetic piece of shiat.


My soon to be brother-in-law has an "other than honorable" discharge from the military because he turned in his CO that was selling drugs on and off the base. (Hard stuff, not just pot.)

Got crapped on and after enough transfers to different bases (the news always seemed to follow him) he got sick of it and left.

/uncool story bro
 
2012-04-03 04:02:30 PM  
anyone who thinks being a marine or military member is honourable are tools anyway

Randy probably realized he was just being used by the government to do its dirty work

can't blame a guy for growing a brain
 
2012-04-03 04:03:29 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x407]

I wonder which one this guy is


I'm getting screwed over by the macro-economic system, so fark you hipppies for pointing that out!
 
2012-04-03 04:49:54 PM  

ontariolightning: anyone who thinks being a marine or military member is honourable are tools anyway

Randy probably realized he was just being used by the government to do its dirty work

can't blame a guy for growing a brain


0/10
 
2012-04-03 04:58:28 PM  
Why isn't this in the Sports section?

/oblig
 
2012-04-03 05:05:15 PM  

Bashatizin' Smashmaster: Why isn't this in the Sports section?

/oblig


Wrestling threads... no one wants to claim them, but they really put butts in seats.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 05:16:10 PM  
Why is this in the entertainment tab? Wtf does this have to do with entertainment?
 
2012-04-03 05:36:58 PM  
A Randy Orton loss?

Needs more "Flight of the Valkyries" and Yes! Yes! Yes! or ¡Si!¡Si!¡Si!
 
2012-04-03 06:27:47 PM  

degenerate-afro: FreetardoRivera: Current Resident: And there, folks, is the difference between "Former Marine" and "Ex Marine".

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x407]

I wonder which one this guy is

Probably the later. Former Marines are covered for health insurance under the VA. ex-Marines that have been discharged are not. Since he states that he doesn't have health coverage he is either ignorant and didn't pay attention when he left active service or was kicked out.


Or he could be, I don't know, a liar and full of shiat?
 
2012-04-03 06:27:49 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
2012-04-03 07:37:55 PM  
I do believe we're fast reaching peak FWC.
 
2012-04-03 08:25:30 PM  

verbaltoxin: I do believe we're fast reaching peak FWC.


Eh, they'll find a way to fark everything up in the next couple of weeks and we'll be back to normal.
 
2012-04-03 09:37:45 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In other news Brain, Randy Orton has been kicked out of "The Marine" Number 3.

"He missed his chance Monsoon, he'd have been perfect in "The Marine Number 2."

"Will you stop?"


Vince: just look at randy orton body, he is a master technician. He will target your weak spot seizing on the smallest opportunity to deliver the R-K-O

Body:what the hell are you talking about McMahon? This is for a movie! The only thing he can do deliver is a pizza. It's pathetic! He doesn't deserve to be in this movie it makes me sick! Who crapped in my gym bag? You Vince?

Vince: shut up body! This is my company!
 
2012-04-03 10:06:23 PM  
I'm Ortoning as I read these, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-04-03 10:12:32 PM  

basemetal: I can understand the uproar.


Indeed.
 
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