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(Palm Beach Post)   Five hurt after De Plane misses DeLand and lands on De Publix   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 32
    More: Florida, De Land, DeLand Publix, Orlando Regional Medical Center, Small aircraft, city commission, Lisa Cordova  
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2012-04-03 10:00:19 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-03 10:04:58 AM  
DeLand is a dump.
 
2012-04-03 10:04:59 AM  
Clean up on aisle three!
 
2012-04-03 10:05:12 AM  

SDRR: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 185x223]


And we're done. *golfclap*
 
2012-04-03 10:05:40 AM  
My aunt lives in Deland. They make copies of the Fieseler Storch over at the airport there. I hope it wasn't one of them that crashed.
 
2012-04-03 10:06:39 AM  
jokes.mtvnimages.com

/was it kicked out, INTO De Publix?
 
2012-04-03 10:06:42 AM  
He de-landed the plane at the beginning of the flight. He was trying to de-take-off.
 
2012-04-03 10:06:43 AM  
As God as my witness, I thought experimental aircraft could fly.
 
2012-04-03 10:07:38 AM  
Cordovba, 39, of DeLand

www.jasonbennion.com
 
2012-04-03 10:09:48 AM  

offacue: He de-landed the plane at the beginning of the flight. He was trying to de-take-off.


Fortunately everyone had pre-DeBoarded.

img.timeinc.net
 
2012-04-03 10:10:30 AM  

fatalvenom: DeLand is a dump.


Tied in with the story, the only time I've ever been in DeLand was to go to Skydive DeLand.
 
2012-04-03 10:12:50 AM  

numbone: Cordovba, 39, of DeLand

[www.jasonbennion.com image 640x371]



Well done.
 
2012-04-03 10:12:52 AM  
It can't be too much of a dump if it has a Publix.
 
2012-04-03 10:13:10 AM  
The quote from the mayor is comical. Is he implying you can simply decide when and where something has a catastrophic failure, or am I reading that wrong?
 
2012-04-03 10:13:12 AM  
It's an entirely different type of shopping, altogether.
 
2012-04-03 10:13:29 AM  
In the meat department. A forensic nightmare.
 
2012-04-03 10:16:24 AM  
an experimental plane crashed

Hypothesis: plane crash.
Results: success.
 
2012-04-03 10:17:57 AM  
Was the passenger delivered, or not?
 
2012-04-03 10:22:41 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: It can't be too much of a dump if it has a Publix.


It's not like an Albertson's or something *high-five*.
 
2012-04-03 10:24:09 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: It can't be too much of a dump if it has a Publix.


East Lake has a Publix.
 
2012-04-03 10:24:19 AM  

luktti: In the meat department. A forensic nightmare.


Firefighters and investigators wasted no time rescuing all the meat they could find, just in case it belonged to a victim. They will spend days going over the evidence. The tasty, tasty evidence.
 
2012-04-03 10:27:46 AM  
I think even Sanford has a Publix though probably not for long
 
2012-04-03 10:48:44 AM  
This is clearly the start of the Food Lion Jihad. Aslan Akbar!
 
2012-04-03 10:54:51 AM  
+1 subby. Well done.
 
2012-04-03 12:31:35 PM  

SnarfVader: It's an entirely different type of shopping, altogether.


It's an entirely different type of shopping.
 
2012-04-03 12:53:21 PM  

topcon: fatalvenom: DeLand is a dump.

Tied in with the story, the only time I've ever been in DeLand was to go to Skydive DeLand.


That's the ONLY reason to go to DeLand.
 
2012-04-03 01:40:03 PM  

chopit: topcon: fatalvenom: DeLand is a dump.

Tied in with the story, the only time I've ever been in DeLand was to go to Skydive DeLand.

That's the ONLY reason to go to DeLand.


The Abbey is nice. Lots of different beers, but otherwise I tend to agree. Except I don't jump out of perfectly good airplanes, so really for me there's just the Abbey.
 
2012-04-03 01:42:28 PM  
"How's our plane these days?" Colonel Cargill decided to inquire while he still had ex-P.F.C Wintergreen on the phone. "It's landing much better now, isn't it?"

"It's still too publix," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied.
 
2012-04-03 02:22:57 PM  

chopit: topcon: fatalvenom: DeLand is a dump.

Tied in with the story, the only time I've ever been in DeLand was to go to Skydive DeLand.

That's the ONLY reason to go to DeLand.


www.lightsportaircraftpilot.com

They make these in Deland. I go to buy one, if I had the money.
 
2012-04-03 04:39:13 PM  

dittybopper: They make these in Deland. I go to buy one, if I had the money.


Are the seats covered in soft Corinthian leather?
 
2012-04-03 11:38:49 PM  
I live in Deland - about 2 miles down the road from where this happened. It's been a crazy couple
of days for shiat going down around here. The plane crash, of course, then this past Saturday an
employee at Mainstreet Grill was shot and killed at work and this past Friday, the house two doors
down from us caught fire.

Strange things are afoot...
 
2012-04-04 12:13:21 AM  

chopit: topcon: fatalvenom: DeLand is a dump.

Tied in with the story, the only time I've ever been in DeLand was to go to Skydive DeLand.

That's the ONLY reason to go to DeLand.


I had to go to Stetson University of a couple of state geography bee finals when I was like in 6th grade. But yeah, DeLand is kind of a no place.
 
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