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Diogenes		2012-04-03 10:12:17 AM

Al Qaeda is part of the modern world now?

wantingout		2012-04-03 10:34:02 AM

right. translation- BOOGA BOOGA! fool me once....

furterfan		2012-04-03 10:34:40 AM

That is absolutely atrocious grammar!

J. Frank Parnell		2012-04-03 10:37:42 AM

Someone has added text to an image. What kind of criminal mastermind could do this?

oh_please		2012-04-03 10:41:16 AM

I think we should waste an inordinate amount of resources in getting to the bottom of this.

Oh, wait, we already are...

JackieRabbit		2012-04-03 10:41:40 AM

Ah come on al-Qaeda!! Be imaginative! NYC is soooo 2001. The hipsters would like to see something new and exciting. Say Tampa or Oakland or Birmingham.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-04-03 10:41:43 AM

Durka Durka, Mohammed Jihad!

rebelyell2006		2012-04-03 10:42:03 AM

In a world, where buildings remain standing in New York City...

Eugoogoolizer		2012-04-03 10:44:42 AM

Pave the farkin place, put up a parking lot.

With nukes I mean...

Kibbler		2012-04-03 10:45:18 AM

Therefore, we must immediately invade...

*spinning wheel*

Arkanaut		2012-04-03 10:45:40 AM

But the old cast is all dead, so they're going to have to bring in Shia Leboeuf instead.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-04-03 10:46:19 AM

So subby is saying it's Weird Al-Qaeda?

Fark Me with a Chainsaw		2012-04-03 10:47:29 AM

I think the mastermind behind this also works on the "Fringe" TV show:

files.myopera.com

GanjSmokr		2012-04-03 10:48:02 AM

I'm completely sure our own government would never ever put something like this out themselves to scare the sheep.

Well... almost completely sure...

99% sure at least...

Mr.Tangent		2012-04-03 10:48:21 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Someone has added text to an image. What kind of criminal mastermind could do this?

This is what happens when you let the enemy get Photoshop. Next thing you know they'll be firing fake missiles.

thamike		2012-04-03 10:51:40 AM

Can they even afford airfare anymore?

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984		2012-04-03 10:52:37 AM

Remember when that french airplane crashed in the ocean, followed by some smart ass who sent a french news station a still from Lost's Oceanic Flight 815 breaking up as if it was actually from the plane crash, and the french news breathlessly ran with it?

Yeah, good times, good times.

freewill		2012-04-03 10:58:26 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Someone has added text to an image. What kind of criminal mastermind could do this?

The real crime here is their horrible design sensibility. The typography is awful.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-04-03 11:00:32 AM

Just be prepared to duck, and you should be ok.

i44.tinypic.com

Stoker		2012-04-03 11:01:36 AM

Come on folks.
Why aren't you shaking in your boots and asking for Congress to take away more rights violating the Constitution/Bill of Rights?
I guess America got lax again. Time for the Government to allow _{(and for the conspiracy extremists...)} and support an Alqaeda attack.

This is the year, 2012.
It's not that something was going to happen... it's that someone is going to make sure something happens.
And somehow, it will affect the elections and we'll be under Marshal Law.

We're doomed.
img716.imageshack.us

MDGeist		2012-04-03 11:01:50 AM

Sure it was made by Al-Qaeda.... sure....

rebelyell2006		2012-04-03 11:02:47 AM

Maybe we will be lucky and they will take out a few bankers.

Whatthefark		2012-04-03 11:02:57 AM

Looks like an entry for an Al Queda photoshop contest.
Won't Achmed be thrilled when he sees his entry is creating an international incident.

pute kisses like a man		2012-04-03 11:05:30 AM

so, Farku Akhbar, had a photoshop contest and someone is particularly funny (although, I would never make terrorist jokes against the US, because they will arrest you and torture you)

pute kisses like a man		2012-04-03 11:06:44 AM

Whatthefark: Looks like an entry for an Al Queda photoshop contest.

d'oh!

Scooty_Puff_Sr		2012-04-03 11:10:23 AM

Stoker: ~~Marshal~~ martial Llaw

FTFY
/always wanted to do that, somehow leaves me empty inside

vudukungfu		2012-04-03 11:14:32 AM

Not sure why Fox on one hand touts the militant domination of women through religious intolerance when supporting a political candidate, then whips out the fear factor when someone who touts the militant domination of women through religious intolerance threatens to bring their brand of shiathouse rat crazy to the USA. Unless they, too, are shiathouse rat crazy.

BigNumber12		2012-04-03 11:20:35 AM

GanjSmokr: I'm completely sure our own government would never ever put something like this out themselves to scare the sheep.

Well... almost completely sure...

99% sure at least...

Smoking less will help with that paranoia.

fredklein		2012-04-03 11:28:13 AM

FTFA: "NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said the image appeared in the "artwork and design" section of a murky site used as a forum for terror talk."

The cops been looking at 4chan again?

GanjSmokr		2012-04-03 11:30:58 AM

BigNumber12: GanjSmokr: I'm completely sure our own government would never ever put something like this out themselves to scare the sheep.

Well... almost completely sure...

99% sure at least...

Smoking less will help with that paranoia.

Will it still be just paranoia if it turns out to be true?

Would my comment be as easily dismissed by you if I had a different handle or do you just have something against smokers?

MythDragon		2012-04-03 11:35:17 AM

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: I think the mastermind behind this also works on the "Fringe" TV show:

[files.myopera.com image 496x372]

www.keenandgraev.com

Or Spinter Cell

ds_4815		2012-04-03 11:38:59 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Someone has added text to an image. What kind of criminal mastermind could do this?

LOLcats and related Cheezburger activities are now on the FBI watchlist.

www.fullpics.com

BigNumber12		2012-04-03 11:41:05 AM

GanjSmokr: Will it still be just paranoia if it turns out to be true?

Would my comment be as easily dismissed by you if I had a different handle or do you just have something against smokers?

You're positively oozing "Truther" - the handle just makes you an easier target.

Do you seriously believe that an Administration looking for re-election would take a risk (of discovery) this huge, for negligible and unquantifiable gains? Really? Please make up your mind - is the Federal Government a shadowy cabal of criminal masterminds, or a bunch of swaggering oafs who couldn't even plant a handful of WMDs to justify their ebil War for Oil? I keep hearing both from your sort.

GanjSmokr		2012-04-03 11:52:49 AM

BigNumber12:
Do you seriously believe that an Administration looking for re-election would take a risk (of discovery) this huge, for negligible and unquantifiable gains?

Yes. Yes I do. I have no confidence of hearing "truth" from ANY part of our government. I'm not saying they do it well, nor am I saying it is a smart move on their part if in fact they did do it.

Do you seriously believe everything that the government tells you?

Makh		2012-04-03 11:56:12 AM

GanjSmokr: Will it still be just paranoia if it turns out to be true?

I think you know too much, Citizen. Why don't you report to one of our re-education programs.

offmymeds		2012-04-03 12:08:52 PM

Whatthefark: Looks like an entry for an Al Queda photoshop contest.
Won't Achmed be thrilled when he sees his entry is creating an international incident.

Al-Qaeda 2: Electric Boogaloo?

BigNumber12		2012-04-03 12:38:59 PM

GanjSmokr: Yes. Yes I do. I have no confidence of hearing "truth" from ANY part of our government. I'm not saying they do it well, nor am I saying it is a smart move on their part if in fact they did do it.

Let's try Occam's Razor.

A. A large and diverse group of Government officials conspired to create a false-flag propaganda message from Al Qaeda, and absolutely nobody decides to back out or loses faith in the 'plan,' and they all keep the secret perfectly, and the paper trail involved in the poster's creation and distribution isn't discovered by any IT people, or janitors, or rival politicians, or reporters (whose careers would be made by discovering a plot like this), or anyone anywhere, and, for the first time in history, a plan goes off perfectly without a hitch.

B. There's a group of people out there in the world who hates America's actions and wants to frighten us.

GanjSmokr: Do you seriously believe everything that the government tells you?

Nice false dilemma. That's a logical fallacy, by the way, the sort of thing that one learns about in school.

irishjihad		2012-04-03 12:48:01 PM

They got tired of waiting. Link (new window)

The Sybarite		2012-04-03 01:03:54 PM

Prediction: Tasteless guerilla/viral marketing campaign for a movie or video game.

FuturePastNow		2012-04-03 01:13:06 PM

The medieval world can only make bad sequels, too?

davemelnick		2012-04-03 01:29:27 PM

Let's play The Exorcist song, Tubular Bells. That will get rid of those pesky critters eh.

Infamous El Guapo		2012-04-03 04:45:40 PM

Smacks of a Kenny Powersesque self-deluded comeback-

"Al.Qaeda. Is. Coming. Back. farking. Soon."

Cue exploding badly shot and poorly edited training films and an exploding Al Qaeda title card.

thamike		2012-04-03 06:23:08 PM

Infamous El Guapo: Smacks of a Kenny Powersesque self-deluded comeback-

"Al.Qaeda. Is. Coming. Back. farking. Soon."

Cue exploding badly shot and poorly edited training films and an exploding Al Qaeda title card.

Al Qaeda's like the guy who tries to beat you up, but you win, and then he wipes the blood off his nose and yells ""next time" as he stumbles away, and then you murder his family and everybody he knows and say---"Anything else?" Bunch of punks. And they should have been treated like the punk-ass b*tches they are since 1998.

irishjihad		2012-04-03 06:43:30 PM

thamike: Infamous El Guapo: Smacks of a Kenny Powersesque self-deluded comeback-

"Al.Qaeda. Is. Coming. Back. farking. Soon."

Cue exploding badly shot and poorly edited training films and an exploding Al Qaeda title card.

Al Qaeda's like the guy who tries to beat you up, but you win, and then he wipes the blood off his nose and yells ""next time" as he stumbles away, and then you murder his family and everybody he knows and say---"Anything else?" Bunch of punks. And they should have been treated like the punk-ass b*tches they are since 1998.

Uh yeah . . . except for that part about taking down two of the biggest buildings in the U.S., killing several thousand people and forcing us to spend billions of dollars on "security", for the price of a few First Class airline tickets and some flight training . . . and knocking a destroyer out of action, causing hundreds of millions in damage, and killing 17 sailors, for the cost of approximately $10,000 . . . other than THAT, they're a bunch of punks . . .

/ Was at WTC on 9/11/01 and worked on the clean-up and the rebuilding
// Had friend on USS Cole who was not injured
/// Realizes Al Qaeda has some pretty smart people
//// (/V?) Thinks maybe you're trolling, or rode the short bus

thamike		2012-04-03 08:42:06 PM

irishjihad: / Was at WTC on 9/11/01 and worked on the clean-up and the rebuilding
// Had friend on USS Cole who was not injured
/// Realizes Al Qaeda has some pretty smart people
//// (/V?) Thinks maybe you're trolling, or rode the short bus

Says the guy named "irishjihad."

Terrible Old Man		2012-04-03 11:48:37 PM

It's been how long since they've done something?

After losing all their head honchos worth a shiat and over a decade of ineffectuality, this is what they're reduced to? Jumping out of nowhere going 'Booga Booga!'?

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