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		Police will set up traffic checkpoints looking for lawbreakers on the road celebrating Good Friday (motoring.asiaone.com)		21
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Honest Bender		2012-04-03 12:02:03 PM

Sure. Just make sure to have your warrant handy.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-04-03 12:05:23 PM

Worst case you'll be caned, not crucified.

Perducci		2012-04-03 12:05:46 PM

Singapore? I thought this was going to be about Arizona.
"Do NOT kill people named Jesus just to see if they come back to life in a few days."

soopey		2012-04-03 12:15:41 PM

Sir, have you been eating steak this evening? Would you mind getting out of the car?

ArkPanda		2012-04-03 12:15:46 PM

I guessed Philippines when I saw Asia in the link. Do people still have themselves crucified to death there every Easter?

kvinesknows		2012-04-03 12:18:45 PM

sooo.. whats so strange about this?

cgraves67		2012-04-03 12:24:30 PM

Stay away from the Communion wine.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-03 12:25:22 PM

Yeah, but they let Barabbas go.

McManus_brothers		2012-04-03 12:27:24 PM

Thanks for the Asian traffic update! Now to Wong Cheng for the weather.

The Blind Fury		2012-04-03 12:29:13 PM

ArkPanda: I guessed Philippines when I saw Asia in the link. Do people still have themselves crucified to death there every Easter?

Yes, but not "to death".

Walker		2012-04-03 12:41:20 PM

In addition, travellers should also make sure that they do not bring unlawful or prohibited goods into or out of Singapore.

Took me a while but I found the list of prohibited items on the website. i would be in trouble for having at least 3 of them.

Prohibited items are items which are not allowed to be imported into Singapore.

These items include:

Chewing gum (except oral dental and medicated gum)
Chewing tobacco and imitation tobacco products
Cigarette lighters of pistol or revolver shape
Controlled drugs and psychotropic substances
Endangered species of wildlife and their by-products
Firecrackers
Obscene articles, publications, video tapes/discs and software
Reproduction of copyright publications, video tapes, video compact discs, laser discs, records or cassettes
Seditious and treasonable materials

strangeguitar		2012-04-03 12:41:34 PM

I'll try not to get nailed on that day.

Hydra		2012-04-03 12:45:08 PM

McManus_brothers: Thanks for the Asian traffic update! Now to ~~Wong Cheng~~ Wang Chung for the weather.

FTFY

/everybody have fun tonight

Fubegra		2012-04-03 01:10:59 PM

strangeguitar: I'll try not to get nailed on that day.

Just getting hammered instead?

indylaw		2012-04-03 01:16:58 PM

You know who else was persecuted and unjustly punished on Good Friday?

Jeebusphan		2012-04-03 01:25:20 PM

Is it just me or does it look like the cars in TFA's picture are driving on a road that ascends at a forty five degree angle??

/probably just me

Danger Mouse		2012-04-03 01:41:49 PM

Actually subby, this Friday at sun down is Passover.

The only ones out on the road will be heathens, pagans and the usual sodomites.

jdemartino		2012-04-03 02:03:16 PM

They do this every year in Palm Beach if the Kennedys are in town. Don't want anyone getting all drunk and rapey.

Fubegra: strangeguitar: I'll try not to get nailed on that day.

Just getting hammered instead?

www.floridapoliticalpress.com

Approves!

("Reporting for trousers-optional happy hour!")

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-04-03 02:07:33 PM

Danger Mouse: Actually subby, this Friday at sun down is Passover.

The only ones out on the road will be heathens, pagans and the usual sodomites.

....and Eliahu, doing his door-to-door wine scam.

kvinesknows		2012-04-03 02:11:19 PM

Danger Mouse: Actually subby, this Friday at sun down is Passover.

The only ones out on the road will be heathens, pagans and the usual sodomites.

and the cops.. but I guess I am just repeating you.

johndbandit		2012-04-03 04:26:44 PM

The Disciples on Good Friday, Year One

John: "Yee Haw, my Savior died on the cross for me!"
James: "Ya got that right! Now why don't ya pass the Jack back here."
Peter: "Who the heck is this Savior guy? I've never heard of him."
Matt: "Shut up, you lying fark, or I smash this bottle across your face."
Tommy: "Pass the roach please, and pour some wine."
Bart: "Dude, we're out of wine. I wish the big guy was here."
Phil: "Stop being a killjoy Bart, and watch were you're driving. You're going to spill my drink!"
Judas: "Slow down Bart, or I'm calling the cops. Oh by the way how do you guys like my new shoes? They only cost me 30 pieces of silver. "

Sweeeeet!

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