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2012-04-02 11:43:20 PM  
Combination News Flash abuse + Duke Sucks tag = Epic Win!
 
2012-04-02 11:46:40 PM  
how about no.
 
2012-04-02 11:56:03 PM  
but you have to live in kentucky. so you fail.
 
2012-04-02 11:56:30 PM  
Either way: riots in Kentucky.
 
2012-04-02 11:56:51 PM  
Tebow > Duke sucks meme
 
2012-04-02 11:56:53 PM  
Bracket was busted during the first round. Did watch this game though
 
2012-04-02 11:56:54 PM  
I am a Packers, UK, and Cubs fan.

Could this mean next year, maybe. . . just maybe??

/Go UK!!!
 
2012-04-02 11:57:02 PM  
So when this title gets vacated in a year or two, does Kansas become the defacto champ? How does that work?
 
2012-04-02 11:58:04 PM  
Was this chosen instead of something that was actually funny?
 
2012-04-02 11:58:50 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: So when this title gets vacated in a year or two, does Kansas become the defacto champ? How does that work?


When a title is vacated the NCAA just acts like it never happened. Nobody won that year, don't mind what those people who saw the game are saying.
 
2012-04-02 11:59:39 PM  

SharkTrager: Was this chosen instead of something that was actually funny?


yes. there are better headlines that got redlit.

/my favorite being "Calipari finally has a championship to vacate"
 
2012-04-03 12:00:19 AM  
UK wins?

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
 
2012-04-03 12:00:58 AM  
In before the crybabys about the news flash/sports!!!! Oh wait. Nevermind.
 
2012-04-03 12:01:43 AM  

StormChaser: I am a Packers, UK, and Cubs fan.

Could this mean next year, maybe. . . just maybe??

/Go UK!!!


As a (realistic) Cubs and Bears fan, I say "No" and "Aw hells naw".
 
2012-04-03 12:01:48 AM  

HUH HOMBRE?
2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-04-03 12:03:04 AM  
Does Drew have any other teams that he talks about so we can switch from "Duke Sucks" to something else like "Curling Rocks" or "Ultimate Frisbee Sucks"... anyone?
 
2012-04-03 12:03:35 AM  
As usual, the good matchups were in the semi-finals.
 
2012-04-03 12:05:31 AM  

ds394: Does Drew have any other teams that he talks about so we can switch from "Duke Sucks" to something else like "Curling Rocks" or "Ultimate Frisbee Sucks"... anyone?


"The Toledo Mud Hens Are Mediocre At Best!"
 
2012-04-03 12:06:52 AM  
I thought Drewk would be happy about this.
 
2012-04-03 12:09:06 AM  

germ78: StormChaser: I am a Packers, UK, and Cubs fan.

Could this mean next year, maybe. . . just maybe??

/Go UK!!!

As a (realistic) Cubs and Bears fan, I say "No" and "Aw hells naw".


My great grandfather was the last person in my family to see the Cubs win the World Series. He was 11 years old. He died before I was even born. Is it too much to ask?
 
2012-04-03 12:10:40 AM  

CavalierEternal: ds394: Does Drew have any other teams that he talks about so we can switch from "Duke Sucks" to something else like "Curling Rocks" or "Ultimate Frisbee Sucks"... anyone?

"The Toledo Mud Hens Are Mediocre At Best!"


As a Mud Hens Fan, I find that offensive
 
2012-04-03 12:11:58 AM  
i see what you did there. nice work.
 
2012-04-03 12:13:47 AM  
Last relevant "Duke Sucks" of the season?
 
2012-04-03 12:14:03 AM  
Apropos of nothing... I found it interesting that on CNNSI yesterday they used the term "antics" to describe the rioting in Kentucky after their win Saturday

/probably my first mistake was being on CNNSI web site
 
2012-04-03 12:14:57 AM  

StormChaser: germ78: StormChaser: I am a Packers, UK, and Cubs fan.

Could this mean next year, maybe. . . just maybe??

/Go UK!!!

As a (realistic) Cubs and Bears fan, I say "No" and "Aw hells naw".

My great grandfather was the last person in my family to see the Cubs win the World Series. He was 11 years old. He died before I was even born. Is it too much to ask?


I'm right there with you wanting to see the Cubs win it all. It's just that it's not likely to happen this year. By 2014, I think we'll see some signs that things are heading in the right direction.

/the 'aw hells naw' is for what I think of the Packers winning the superb owl
//I have to, as a Bears fan
///though Jordy Nelson is one of the keepers on my fantasy football team. Oh Yeah!
 
2012-04-03 12:15:00 AM  

Supes: Last relevant "Duke Sucks" of the season?


There's one college basketball game left, the women's championship tomorrow, which could be historic.
 
2012-04-03 12:17:59 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Supes: Last relevant "Duke Sucks" of the season?

There's one college basketball game left, the women's championship tomorrow, which could be historic.


But Baylor and Notre Dame have nothing to do with Duke. Granted, that's never stopped Drew before.
 
2012-04-03 12:18:55 AM  

Aar1012: CavalierEternal: ds394: Does Drew have any other teams that he talks about so we can switch from "Duke Sucks" to something else like "Curling Rocks" or "Ultimate Frisbee Sucks"... anyone?

"The Toledo Mud Hens Are Mediocre At Best!"

As a Mud Hens Fan, I find that offensive


Hmmm, I had you Farky'd as a fellow Buckeyes fan. Gonna have to think of a way to update that one.
 
2012-04-03 12:19:06 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Supes: Last relevant "Duke Sucks" of the season?

There's one college basketball game left, the women's championship tomorrow, which could be historic.


historically boring?
 
2012-04-03 12:20:03 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-03 12:21:51 AM  
Anybody else hear the collective thump as everyone falls off the KU bandwagon?
 
2012-04-03 12:23:42 AM  

CavalierEternal: Aar1012: CavalierEternal: ds394: Does Drew have any other teams that he talks about so we can switch from "Duke Sucks" to something else like "Curling Rocks" or "Ultimate Frisbee Sucks"... anyone?

"The Toledo Mud Hens Are Mediocre At Best!"

As a Mud Hens Fan, I find that offensive

Hmmm, I had you Farky'd as a fellow Buckeyes fan. Gonna have to think of a way to update that one.


Yet my picture is me at Fenway.

/From Toledo
//It's all we have
 
2012-04-03 12:25:36 AM  
duke sucks is the headline?

VACATION should have been the headline
 
2012-04-03 12:27:15 AM  
anthony davis will be caught taking $40K for his brother for groceries tomorrow. book it done
 
2012-04-03 12:28:16 AM  

ADubs86: But Baylor and Notre Dame have nothing to do with Duke. Granted, that's never stopped Drew before.


Well Duke does field a fairly good women's team.

Nofun McKilljoy: historically boring?


If Baylor wins they'll be 40-0, no college basketball team men or women has ever won 40 games in a season let alone gone 40-0.
 
2012-04-03 12:31:51 AM  
Penis.
 
2012-04-03 12:32:40 AM  
dumbimages.net
 
2012-04-03 12:32:54 AM  
here is the interviews with the players

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmm
 
2012-04-03 12:35:30 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: here is the interviews with the players

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmm


I was surprised by the lack of 'I want to thank my Lord, Jesus Christ,' statements
 
2012-04-03 12:35:37 AM  
I feel shocked.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-03 12:36:14 AM  
I live in Pennsyl, and this still makes me happy.
 
2012-04-03 12:36:22 AM  
Calipari's hilarious during this press conference.

aaaaaaaand the couch burning has begun in Lexington. Live news feed of it.
 
2012-04-03 12:42:13 AM  
 
2012-04-03 12:42:50 AM  

StormChaser: I am a Packers, UK, and Cubs fan.

Could this mean next year, maybe. . . just maybe??

/Go UK!!!


I was two for three for seasons that started in 2011. Cards, Cats champs. Cowboys sucking as usual.
 
2012-04-03 12:42:54 AM  
coach cal going to mass in the morning. he is a christian zealot and should be made fun of. oh you only make christians that aren't the coach of your favorite basketball team.


oh i see
 
2012-04-03 12:44:04 AM  
Best game of the year was still Kentucky/UNC.
 
2012-04-03 12:45:04 AM  

falcon176: Lexington Police radio (new window)


thank you that will only get better as the night goes on


? are those fires gonna burn out? LOL
 
2012-04-03 12:45:54 AM  

zarberg: Best game of the year was still Kentucky/UNC.


wrong it was duke beating unc @ the dean dome
 
2012-04-03 12:49:12 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: zarberg: Best game of the year was still Kentucky/UNC.

wrong it was duke beating unc @ the dean dome


Incorrect, Kansas beating Missouri at home in the last Border War.
 
2012-04-03 12:51:10 AM  

mitchcumstein1: What_Would_Jimi_Do: zarberg: Best game of the year was still Kentucky/UNC.

wrong it was duke beating unc @ the dean dome

Incorrect, Kansas beating Missouri at home in the last Border War.


fly over state schools don't count brother
 
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