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2012-04-03 01:53:38 AM
Michael Keaton was the best Batman.
 
2012-04-03 01:53:51 AM
I wonder what kinda of moron would buy a 22 year old box of cereal and expect it to taste good?
 
2012-04-03 02:00:10 AM
The same person that would suck off a caulking gun.
 
2012-04-03 02:04:02 AM
It's probably Cap'n'crunch in a different mold. 22 years is rough on anything other than the pulses.

Tho I remember a story about someone eating a 50 year old canned chicken without ill effects.
 
2012-04-03 02:10:39 AM

Cameljock: The same person that would suck off a caulking gun.


You said, "Caulk." Huh uhhu uhuh uhu huhuhuh.
 
2012-04-03 02:34:20 AM
Anyone else read that in this guy's voice? assets.fundoofun.com
 
2012-04-03 03:32:00 AM

untaken_name: Cameljock: The same person that would suck off a caulking gun.

You said, "Caulk." Huh uhhu uhuh uhu huhuhuh.


www.comedycentral.com
Is there a taste to the caulk?
 
2012-04-03 04:49:51 AM
I still remember eating that cereal when I was a lad. It was pretty good.

AverageAmericanGuy: Michael Keaton Kevin Conroy was the best Batman.


FTFY
 
2012-04-03 05:27:24 AM

meat0918: I wonder what kinda of moron would buy a 22 year old box of cereal and expect it to taste good?


Steve, Don't Eat It! -- 1991 Urkel-Os^

Granted, the box was only 13 years old at the time...
=Smidge=
 
2012-04-03 05:44:34 AM
I've been loling nonstop since I saw the headline 3 minutes ago, read the farking article, ... loled some more... look at the box i was like 'it looks 3d...it IS 3d...' and his junk is down in YOUR cereal!
 
2012-04-03 06:07:19 AM

meat0918: I wonder what kinda of moron would buy a 22 year old box of cereal and expect it to taste good?


same people that drank 18 year old crystal pepsi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiS5laGL9WY
 
2012-04-03 06:11:20 AM
Heh...Ralston
 
2012-04-03 07:17:42 AM
I noticed in the upper right hand corner of the box it states:

No Tropical Oils

What's up with that?
 
2012-04-03 07:29:24 AM

strangeguitar: I noticed in the upper right hand corner of the box it states:

No Tropical Oils

What's up with that?


They wanted you to know that they only used sub-tropical oils. It's a big deal to some people.
 
2012-04-03 07:33:12 AM
I admit, I was fooled by Second April Fools Days, where you wait until a couple days after the first and do it again. Nobody sees it coming. I certainly didn't.
 
2012-04-03 07:58:16 AM

strangeguitar: No Tropical Oils


There was a period where the soybean growers were fear mongering about how tropical oils were deadly deadly poison and that we should avoid them and use soybean oil instead.
 
2012-04-03 08:05:16 AM

ElWampa: meat0918: I wonder what kinda of moron would buy a 22 year old box of cereal and expect it to taste good?

same people that drank 18 year old crystal pepsi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiS5laGL9WY


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a 13 minute video to show the three most photogenic people on earth drinking old Crystal Pepsi? 13 minutes. They must have used the editor from ESPN's "The Decision."
 
2012-04-03 08:34:11 AM

Boxcutta:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a 13 minute video to show the three most photogenic people on earth drinking old Crystal Pepsi? 13 minutes. They must have used the editor from ESPN's "The Decision."


It's kinda funny how this compares to male-produced videos like this. One static camera angle. The product is not centre-stage, the girls are. Very bizarre, and awful.
 
2012-04-03 08:58:40 AM
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Maybe I'll dig out that old box of Rainbow Dash cereal and give it a try.
 
2012-04-03 09:01:24 AM
'Natural honey nut flavor' to the cereal? From the picture on the box I can see where the 'nut' flavor came from
 
2012-04-03 09:16:01 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Anyone else read that in this guy's voice? [assets.fundoofun.com image 480x360]


Funny, but I read that in this guy's voice....
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2012-04-03 09:22:39 AM

ElWampa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiS5laGL9WY



I see that and raise you one Cinema Snob.

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-03 09:23:05 AM

Skyfrog: [img.photobucket.com image 411x548]

Maybe I'll dig out that old box of Rainbow Dash cereal and give it a try.


i39.tinypic.com

Mods are asleep. Post Cereal.
 
2012-04-03 09:33:16 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-03 09:33:32 AM
Or you could link to the actual article and not BoingBoing's three sentence blurb with a tiny quotation and single picture.

I mean just admit that all these sites (Gawker in particular) pay for some links. If Fark wants to claim to be an aggregator then what the f*ck is the point of linking to other aggregators or rehosted links of an embedded YouTube clip with a few sentences?

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-03 09:34:05 AM
Ralston Purina makes the EXACT SAME CEREAL for everything it sells. Yellow "multigrain" bits that get gummed up in your teeth. The crappy part of Cap'n Crunch cereal, basically.

I believe they make it in the same factory as their pet foods.
 
2012-04-03 10:02:42 AM
Smidge204

meat0918: I wonder what kinda of moron would buy a 22 year old box of cereal and expect it to taste good?

Steve, Don't Eat It! -- 1991 Urkel-Os^


Damn you beat me to it. I came to post that this was just a rip off of the sneeze.


// I wish he still updated that page regularly. :(
 
2012-04-03 11:34:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Michael Keaton was the best Batman.

 
2012-04-03 11:49:11 AM
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2012-04-03 01:16:38 PM

LesserEvil: Ralston Purina makes the EXACT SAME CEREAL for everything it sells. Yellow "multigrain" bits that get gummed up in your teeth. The crappy part of Cap'n Crunch cereal, basically.


You forgot to mention the ground glass they put in it.
 
2012-04-03 02:57:24 PM

ElWampa: same people that drank 18 year old crystal pepsi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiS5laGL9WY


I have an unopened 75th anniversary Coca-Cola bottle. You do the math.
 
2012-04-03 10:59:07 PM
Anyone try pantyline cereal? It wasn't very good.
 
2012-04-03 11:39:08 PM

Boxcutta: the three most photogenic people on earth


i58.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 11:40:00 PM

jetblack21: ElWampa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiS5laGL9WY


I see that and raise you one Cinema Snob.

Link (new window)


No string bets. House policy.
 
2012-04-04 08:00:08 AM
www.mrbreakfast.com

The old version sucked anyway, it was just Capn' Crunch. Now this is Batman cereal.
 
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