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(Daily Mail)   Oh lookie, it's Lara Flynn B..OMGWTF???   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 100
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2012-04-03 12:19:22 AM  
Never mind the pout, that knee would cut glass.
 
2012-04-03 12:20:14 AM  
Not as bad as it could have been.
 
2012-04-03 12:22:23 AM  
Her lips now make up 43% of her body weight.
 
2012-04-03 12:22:35 AM  
So sad.
 
2012-04-03 12:24:29 AM  
Gonna take a wild guess that she injured her foot because her body is so frail.
 
2012-04-03 12:32:35 AM  
"Love that Joker!"
 
2012-04-03 12:34:06 AM  
www.echonyc.com
 
2012-04-03 12:35:51 AM  
images.wikia.com


/oblig.
 
2012-04-03 12:46:27 AM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-03 12:47:21 AM  
Still winter in LA?
 
2012-04-03 12:51:01 AM  

raptusregaliter: So sad.


I never cared for Meryl Streep as an actress, but I admire her for being one of the few that refuses to grow old the hollywood way.

Pretty sad for the rest that think that in any way is an improvement over what they were before.
 
2012-04-03 12:51:44 AM  
Psycho Hose Beast alert?
 
2012-04-03 12:55:45 AM  
When did Laura Flynn Boyle become an old Asian lady?
 
2012-04-03 12:55:48 AM  
She was really hot in The Temp, gotta give her that.
 
2012-04-03 12:59:48 AM  
At least she wasn't WRAPPED IN PLASTIC!
 
2012-04-03 01:03:38 AM  

Trackball: Still winter in LA?


When you're that thin even 90f is quite chilly. Poor girl needs to eat a sandwich and get some natural insulation going.
 
2012-04-03 01:06:33 AM  

EyeballKid: "Love that Joker!"


www.propmasters.net
 
2012-04-03 01:10:26 AM  
Unless you have farking cleft pallet, leave your goddamn lips alone ladies.
 
2012-04-03 01:10:41 AM  
She has that look on her face like she knows she failed.
 
2012-04-03 01:12:15 AM  
This makes me sad. She was my second favorite thing about Twin Peaks, right after Sherilyn Fenn. She would be extra hot for 42...if she hadn't had all that work done. Now I barely recognize her. Oh hell, who am I kidding, I never would have guessed that was Lara Flynn Boyle if the article hadn't told me.
 
2012-04-03 01:15:21 AM  
So beautiful.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-04-03 01:17:49 AM  
Wow, how hard did she fall on her face?
 
2012-04-03 01:20:05 AM  
Dr Paul S Nassif, a facial plastic and reconstructive surgeon and rhinoplasty specialist in Beverly Hills, said: 'Lara Flynn Boyle appears to have had rhinoplasty, lip augmentation, Botox, facial fillers, and possibly a browlift and facelift.'

He continued: 'She should refrain from having any additional procedures and would not benefit from having further work performed at this time.'


He then added, 'Except for a complete faceectomy. Just get rid of that thing completely...man alive...'
 
2012-04-03 01:25:31 AM  
img221.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-03 01:27:32 AM  
*before clicking link*

Oh, you know, I used to find her really attractive. I know she's gone downhill recently, but lets see what we got.

*after clicking link*

Wow. Well, that is unfortunate. I know people age as they get older and all that, but damn.
 
2012-04-03 01:27:42 AM  
Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

img853.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-03 01:37:10 AM  

minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]


WOW Priscilla Presley looks like she belongs in a Jim Henson production. She's another one who used to be so pretty but plastic surgery just REALLY messed her up. People ilke them make me happy I'm too poor to get anything done to myself.
 
2012-04-03 01:39:29 AM  
YIKES!!!!!!
 
2012-04-03 01:44:22 AM  
Farking YIKES. That's worse that what Nikki Cox did to herself.

/at age 30, when she was still young and beautiful
//*sigh*
 
2012-04-03 01:46:33 AM  

minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]


What, no Nikki Cox?
 
2012-04-03 01:51:02 AM  
Ladies, please stop with the lip injections. It never looks good and makes you look ridiculous.

/same goes for Botox
 
2012-04-03 02:00:16 AM  
So how did this happen, did she give too many blowjobs? Not that a woman can give too many blowjobs.
 
2012-04-03 02:14:47 AM  

minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]


What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week
 
2012-04-03 02:16:33 AM  

Ceiling Moran: minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]

What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week


Looks like a wax sculpture to me.. but I could be wrong.
 
2012-04-03 02:21:00 AM  

Alphax: Ceiling Moran: minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]

What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week

Looks like a wax sculpture to me.. but I could be wrong.


That woman is a Dutchess. She did that to herself on purpose. Hard to believe isn't it?
 
2012-04-03 02:27:10 AM  

nimawai: Alphax: Ceiling Moran: minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]

What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week

Looks like a wax sculpture to me.. but I could be wrong.

That woman is a Dutchess. She did that to herself on purpose. Hard to believe isn't it?


This is the Duchess of Alba:

mensmorningnews.files.wordpress.com

*That thing* is something else entirely, and I want it OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!
 
2012-04-03 02:40:21 AM  

Ceiling Moran: nimawai: Alphax: Ceiling Moran: minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]

What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week

Looks like a wax sculpture to me.. but I could be wrong.

That woman is a Dutchess. She did that to herself on purpose. Hard to believe isn't it?

This is the Duchess of Alba:

[mensmorningnews.files.wordpress.com image 262x345]

*That thing* is something else entirely, and I want it OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!


Well she does look like a younger version of the Dutchess. I don't blame you for wanting it out of your head. That's going to give me nightmares for a month. When I get over it Priscilla is going to give me nightmares for another one. :/
 
2012-04-03 02:48:32 AM  

nimawai: Well she does look like a younger version of the Dutchess. I don't blame you for wanting it out of your head. That's going to give me nightmares for a month. When I get over it Priscilla is going to give me nightmares for another one. :/


Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore:

www.instablogsimages.com

Oh, dear.
 
2012-04-03 03:22:26 AM  
i734.photobucket.com

100% true.
 
2012-04-03 03:36:44 AM  
I think the first I heard of Lara Flynn Boyle was about 1990 or so, with her Playboy spread, and stories about wild sex with Jack Nicholson. Stuff like him chasing her around the bed with a ping pong paddle, wearing only leg warmers, or something like that.
 
2012-04-03 03:41:34 AM  

Ceiling Moran: Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore


She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual. There are a lot of good examples of people transitioning with a natural look. Amanda Lepore isn't one of them.

This would be a good result (Kelly Vanderveer):

images51.fotki.com
 
2012-04-03 03:56:59 AM  
I was gonna jump into the thread and make fun of her, but then as I scrolled down that page I just started to feel really bad for her.

Beautiful people should not get plastic surgery. Ever. Leave that to the uggos.
 
2012-04-03 03:59:52 AM  

Dinjiin: Ceiling Moran: Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore

She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual. There are a lot of good examples of people transitioning with a natural look. Amanda Lepore isn't one of them.

This would be a good result (Kelly Vanderveer):

[images51.fotki.com image 418x750]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 04:10:21 AM  

minorshan: [img221.imageshack.us image 251x320]


Gah! Who the hell is that in Bobby Brady's square?
 
2012-04-03 05:16:46 AM  

Dinjiin: Ceiling Moran: Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore

She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual. There are a lot of good examples of people transitioning with a natural look. Amanda Lepore isn't one of them.

This would be a good result (Kelly Vanderveer):

[images51.fotki.com image 418x750]


snarkerati.com
 
2012-04-03 05:27:37 AM  
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
 
2012-04-03 06:03:55 AM  
content7.flixster.com

"How YOU doin'?"
 
2012-04-03 06:07:52 AM  

Smackledorfer: Unless you have farking cleft pallet, leave your goddamn lips alone ladies.


THIS.

I have never seen a women come out of that surgery looking better than when they went in.

EVAH.

Did people learn nothing from Melanie Griffin?
 
2012-04-03 06:10:23 AM  
There is a special circle of hell reserved for the plastic surgons who do this to people.
 
2012-04-03 06:26:13 AM  

Dinjiin: She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual.


Nope.

I've seen 1990s photos of Amanda Lepore where she looks like a human being. In the late 90s she went for this bizarro look with the lip implants and a bunch of face lifts.

She is an example of crazy motherfarker surgery for a crazy motherfarker.
 
2012-04-03 06:32:59 AM  

Ceiling Moran: nimawai: Well she does look like a younger version of the Dutchess. I don't blame you for wanting it out of your head. That's going to give me nightmares for a month. When I get over it Priscilla is going to give me nightmares for another one. :/

Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore:

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x367]

Oh, dear.


That's not a chick. That's a latin dude. Trannylicious.
 
2012-04-03 06:34:02 AM  

nimawai: Alphax: Ceiling Moran: minorshan: Whoops. Added wrong one. That's what I get for not previewing.

[img853.imageshack.us image 512x640]

What the hell is that THING in the lower right corner???

/that's gonna haunt my dreams all week

Looks like a wax sculpture to me.. but I could be wrong.

That woman is a Dutchess. She did that to herself on purpose. Hard to believe isn't it?


No, not really.
 
2012-04-03 06:52:21 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: That's not a chick. That's a latin dude. Trannylicious.


She's been living as a female for approximately 90 years, ever since she was a child. Get over it.

Why do I always seem to see you bashing LGBT people on Fark? You seem to be really invested in making negative comments about the gays and the trans people. At this point I can only assume you're repressing something.
 
2012-04-03 06:58:56 AM  

Dinjiin: Ceiling Moran: Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore

She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual. There are a lot of good examples of people transitioning with a natural look. Amanda Lepore isn't one of them.

This would be a good result (Kelly Vanderveer):

[images51.fotki.com image 418x750]


Niiiiiiiiiiice.
 
2012-04-03 07:17:09 AM  
What a damn shame. Could have used a sammich or two, but she was smoking hot, and would have aged beautifully. Hell, had she left her face alone and simply taken care of herself, at 42 she would have been hotter than ever.
 
2012-04-03 07:58:03 AM  
That's what she gets for sucking off the business end of a vodak bottle before the botox settled...
 
2012-04-03 08:47:09 AM  
I always felt sad about what happened to her. She was uncommonly gorgeous on Twin Peaks.
 
2012-04-03 08:49:47 AM  
Platypus lips
 
2012-04-03 08:58:47 AM  

Ebenator: At least she wasn't WRAPPED IN PLASTIC!


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-03 09:01:29 AM  
Not seeing the love here. Can someone please post a pic of when she was actually attractive?
 
2012-04-03 09:20:04 AM  
DSL



that is all.
 
2012-04-03 09:41:28 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: DSL



that is all.


FIOS.
 
2012-04-03 09:42:31 AM  
It wouldn't look so bad if she applied her lipstick to the rest of her upper lip.
 
2012-04-03 09:46:44 AM  
Man, I totally had a thing for her from watching How I Got into College.
 
2012-04-03 09:49:03 AM  

bobbette: ExperianScaresCthulhu: That's not a chick. That's a latin dude. Trannylicious.

She's been living as a female for approximately 90 years, ever since she was a child. Get over it.

Why do I always seem to see you bashing LGBT people on Fark? You seem to be really invested in making negative comments about the gays and the trans people. At this point I can only assume you're repressing something.


There was nothing negative about that statement. It was completely factual and had no insults/slurs/etc.

/wouldn't hit it because s/he's ugly as fark
//Kelly van der Veer on the other hand...
 
2012-04-03 09:49:12 AM  
assets.rollingstone.com
 
2012-04-03 09:52:17 AM  

Alphax: I think the first I heard of Lara Flynn Boyle was about 1990 or so, with her Playboy spread, and stories about wild sex with Jack Nicholson. Stuff like him chasing her around the bed with a ping pong paddle, wearing only leg warmers, or something like that.


Great. Now I've got this mental image of Jack Nicholson wearing only leg warmers. Thanks a lot.

/All out of mind bleach, too.
 
2012-04-03 09:56:52 AM  
HG Wells was right

edu.glogster.com
 
2012-04-03 11:03:45 AM  
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads.
You can bury them in the compost heap.
 
2012-04-03 11:15:33 AM  
In the picture FTA in 2004 she looks smokin'. I understand that's 8 years, but if she had just had some MINOR work done she'd be gorgeous right now. Instead it was too much too soon.

Pic from 2004 compared to now makes me sad, and I didn't even really know who Lara Flynn Boyle even was, just a shame to see somebody do that to themselves:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-03 11:20:56 AM  

Mr.Poops: In the picture FTA in 2004 she looks smokin'. I understand that's 8 years, but if she had just had some MINOR work done she'd be gorgeous right now. Instead it was too much too soon.

Pic from 2004 compared to now makes me sad, and I didn't even really know who Lara Flynn Boyle even was, just a shame to see somebody do that to themselves:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x617]


She was the villain in Men in Black 2. And IMDB says she was on The Practice.
 
2012-04-03 11:35:31 AM  
Why do women do that sh*t to themselves?!
 
2012-04-03 11:41:56 AM  

minorshan: [img221.imageshack.us image 251x320]


lol Odo.
 
2012-04-03 11:58:39 AM  

tafka: Not seeing the love here. Can someone please post a pic of when she was actually attractive?


www.twin-peaks.fr

/hot like she used to be
 
2012-04-03 12:07:20 PM  
Someone needs to add that crazy muppet from Mob Wives to the Changling picture...cuz man Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
 
2012-04-03 12:30:07 PM  
It's those facial fillers. They just don't look good at all. Sure, you don't have any wrinkles but you look like your body is rejecting a new kidney and the steroids aren't helping.
 
2012-04-03 12:38:33 PM  
I didn't think she could make herself more unattractive than her Skeletor diet already did, but I was wrong. Now she looks like Skeletor wearing a fish mask.

This was just f√cking stupid, but then, I don't expect anyone who exists in the Hollywood cultural vacuum to even be capable of understanding beauty. Their idea of beauty is so warped and rotten that it makes me feel sick to my stomach.
 
2012-04-03 12:45:19 PM  

Ceiling Moran: nimawai: Well she does look like a younger version of the Dutchess. I don't blame you for wanting it out of your head. That's going to give me nightmares for a month. When I get over it Priscilla is going to give me nightmares for another one. :/

Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore:

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x367]

Oh, dear.


I used to see her all the time downtown. She's actually quite glamorous looking in real life. I mean, kinda weird looking but not unattractive.

Oh, and if you hadn't realized yet, she was born a man.
 
2012-04-03 01:10:44 PM  

Dinjiin: Ceiling Moran: Found her. Her name's Amanda Lepore

She is an example of poor facial reconstructive surgery for a male-to-female transsexual. There are a lot of good examples of people transitioning with a natural look. Amanda Lepore isn't one of them.

This would be a good result (Kelly Vanderveer):

[images51.fotki.com image 418x750]


That was a dude? I feel funny.
 
2012-04-03 01:14:51 PM  

Mr.Poops: Pic from 2004 compared to now makes me sad, and I didn't even really know who Lara Flynn Boyle even was, just a shame to see somebody do that to themselves:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x617]


She'd had a lot of work even then. She started screwing up her face early on.
 
2012-04-03 01:23:26 PM  

bobbette: I've seen 1990s photos of Amanda Lepore where she looks like a human being.


Never seen 'em. I've always seen the new and improved version.


Barry McCackiner: That was a dude? I feel funny.


Yeah, transitioned really young. She's now some TV celeb on Dutch television. If you wanna feel really funny, there are a ton of images over on GIS of her.
 
2012-04-03 01:48:03 PM  
Twin Peaks? Was that some kind of porn?
 
2012-04-03 01:53:41 PM  
Hi Wayne!

lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-03 02:30:38 PM  

Dinjiin: Barry McCackiner: That was a dude? I feel funny.

Yeah, transitioned really young. She's now some TV celeb on Dutch television. If you wanna feel really funny, there are a ton of images over on GIS of her.


I see the dude in the GIS. That black and white above is the best picture of her. Meh
 
2012-04-03 02:33:58 PM  
Why so serious???
 
2012-04-03 03:14:36 PM  

Wireless Joe: Hi Wayne!
[lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com image 247x396]


A gun rack?
 
2012-04-03 03:41:01 PM  

Fade2black: I never cared for Meryl Streep as an actress, but I admire her for being one of the few that refuses to grow old the hollywood way.


Never cared too much for her movies, but I think Sally Field is another.
 
2012-04-03 03:44:40 PM  

pedrop357: Fade2black: I never cared for Meryl Streep as an actress, but I admire her for being one of the few that refuses to grow old the hollywood way.

Never cared too much for her movies, but I think Sally Field is another.


I still find Sally Field attractive, even though she's about my father's age.
 
2012-04-03 03:47:53 PM  

Alphax: I still find Sally Field attractive, even though she's about my father's age.


Old enough to be my grandmother, so no. BUT, I understand. She still looks like a human being. That she didn't go nuts and do 20 different surgeries from 25-45 explains why she's aged so well at 65.
 
2012-04-03 04:09:43 PM  

Wireless Joe: Hi Wayne!

[lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com image 247x396]


You really don't see the neck brace/camel toe combo worn nearly so often anymore.
 
2012-04-03 04:09:47 PM  
Bad plastic surgery and a robotic foot is no way to go through life Laura!
 
2012-04-03 06:19:26 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net


resents the competition.
 
2012-04-03 07:50:17 PM  
Back when I was a kid in the early sixties I'd see a lot of jokes on sitcoms about women's hair color being fake. Then gradually the idea that there was nothing wrong with women coloring thier hair caught on and they stopped worrying about whether it looked natural and now women of all ages experiment with crazy hair colors.
That's where plastic surgery is headed IMHO. It's getting to the point that looking altered is the point. First the celebs, then a few women on the street and then your Aunt Mabel and the old ladies at work.

I really don't know much about plastic surgery but I think they over do the lips so they will gradually "settle" to the desired size. I hope that's the case for Lara.

I was a Madchen Amick guy during TP.
 
2012-04-03 08:05:06 PM  
Sigh. Still, fist of angry god and all that. Those eyes. rowr.
 
2012-04-03 08:58:11 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-04-03 09:01:03 PM  

testaclese: Sigh. Still, fist of angry god and all that. Those eyes. rowr.


I sure if you want to borrow them, she can probably pop them out and let you have them for a while.
 
2012-04-03 09:02:16 PM  
She would have stayed hot into her 50's if she took care of herself.

/sad
 
2012-04-03 09:04:10 PM  
So . . . sad.
 
2012-04-04 02:53:35 AM  
That's about as sad as it comes. She was one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and still could be without the surgery.

It's angrifying.
 
2012-04-04 02:57:39 AM  
Still not seeing it, but thanks for the huge effort guys!

To me she just looked plain, like any 16-26ish chick I could see on the street. Nice enough body before she got hollywood thin but nothing particularly remarkable about her face. Probably would have made a good fashion model for that reason, at least before she took the plastic route to eternal happiness.
 
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