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2012-04-02 09:11:34 PM
urban.derelict: [thou_shalt_not.jpg]

You sure it was the Tree Of Knowledge? Was that really its name? You sure it was knowledge of science that the tree was forbidding?
 
2012-04-02 09:11:52 PM
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
 
2012-04-02 09:14:29 PM
Weaver95: who the hell wakes up one day and says 'y'know, today is a great day to shoot up a school. I think i'll go murder a bunch of people.'...?

there is something very very wrong with our culture when mass murder school shootings happen more than once a century.


That ship sailed a long damn time ago my internet posting cohort.
 
2012-04-02 09:15:54 PM
y_o_u___u: Lionel Mandrake: y_o_u___u: casual disregard: Murder is beyond abominable. There's nothing clever to say ITT. If you think you're being clever when it comes to a killer, I invite you to strongly reconsider everything about your life.

this

You guys must be new around here.

Suggestion: Leave and don't come back

better idea - repent



No love for thy neighbor, asshole?
 
2012-04-02 09:16:41 PM
STIGMATAS FOR EVERYONE!
 
2012-04-02 09:22:39 PM
y_o_u___u: Lionel Mandrake: y_o_u___u: casual disregard: Murder is beyond abominable. There's nothing clever to say ITT. If you think you're being clever when it comes to a killer, I invite you to strongly reconsider everything about your life.

this

You guys must be new around here.

Suggestion: Leave and don't come back

better idea - repent


All i'm saying is you're going to spend an awful lot of time being righteous around here. But you probably like feeling superior.

btw, how does an atheist repent?
 
2012-04-02 09:25:43 PM
urban.derelict: I guess they were right; they are being persecuted.

/for good reason
//put down the bronze age mythological beliefs because nobody understood how the f*ck physics worked and pick up a book, you might learn something...
///[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 461x576]


Thank u...

Friend, I was afeared I'd have to astrologize you...

No one wants to be astrologized.

Fear the astrologization.

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-02 09:26:43 PM
Maybe he found out about their lack of accreditation.
 
2012-04-02 09:30:14 PM
GilRuiz1: urban.derelict: [thou_shalt_not.jpg]

You sure it was the Tree Of Knowledge? Was that really its name? You sure it was knowledge of science that the tree was forbidding?


Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, iirc.
 
2012-04-02 09:30:44 PM
Lionel Mandrake: btw, how does an atheist repent?

Also, how do you repent if you've never pented in the first place? And what the hell is penting anyway? I'm so confused. :(
 
2012-04-02 09:32:43 PM
RELIGION OF PEACE

gojirast: Religion of Peace.

dude.
 
2012-04-02 09:32:58 PM
JRoo: Mysterious.

Inscrutable.


Pharque-it: Christians and guns together in sweet harmony.

It's like they're clinging to them, or something.
 
2012-04-02 09:33:55 PM
Raspil: No love for thy neighbor, asshole?

Love thy neighbor's asshole.
 
2012-04-02 09:38:02 PM
Weaver95: Sticky Hands: Weaver95: who the hell wakes up one day and says 'y'know, today is a great day to shoot up a school. I think i'll go murder a bunch of people.'...?

there is something very very wrong with our culture when mass murder school shootings happen more than once a century.

Nobody wakes up one day and does this.
They stew on it for a long long time.

yeah, and THEN they wake up one day and decide that today is a great day for mass murder.

seriously...WTF man? how does something like that happen?



People are nuts.

A lot of people are nuts individually, and certainly American people as a whole are completely nuts. I have it proven to me multiple times a day.
 
2012-04-02 09:38:27 PM
urban.derelict: I guess they were right; they are being persecuted.

/for good reason
//put down the bronze age mythological beliefs because nobody understood how the f*ck physics worked and pick up a book, you might learn something...
///[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 461x576]


Awesome!

/but apparently not the Tree of Spelling
//ArchAeology
 
2012-04-02 09:40:08 PM
NO GUNS ALLOWED ON CAMPUS?!

Oh yeah this is namby-pamby CALIFORNIA.
No guns allowed.

Guns are outlawed so only outlaws have guns.

ANYONE LEARN ANYTHING HERE?
Can I say I TOLD YOU SO?
 
2012-04-02 09:42:49 PM
Government Fromage: /but apparently not the Tree of Spelling

cdn.babble.com

SCREEEEEE!
 
2012-04-02 09:44:54 PM
BuckTurgidson: If only all those Christians had been carrying handguns, this might have ended less tragically.

Or more tragically as a building full of people without proper training and no real clue who the bad guy is begin shooting at other people who may or may not be wielding guns because they are in a panic.
 
2012-04-02 09:45:52 PM
Interestingly, "archeology" is an accepted spelling.
 
2012-04-02 09:47:23 PM
imnotadoctor: BuckTurgidson: If only all those Christians had been carrying handguns, this might have ended less tragically.

Or more tragically as a building full of people without proper training and no real clue who the bad guy is begin shooting at other people who may or may not be wielding guns because they are in a panic.


You must have an older model, but you can probably still get your Sarcasmotron mended in Chinatown.
 
2012-04-02 09:50:19 PM
thamike: Interestingly, "archeology" is an accepted spelling.

I feel much more smarter now. Thank you.
 
2012-04-02 10:01:12 PM
Government Fromage: thamike: Interestingly, "archeology" is an accepted spelling.

I feel much more smarter now. Thank you.


You're welcome. Hey, it was news to me too.
 
2012-04-02 10:03:02 PM
Thank God,
wait, no,
Praise Jesus,
er, nope,
They're with God now?
not the wounded
Why, God, Why?!
...
Oh God damn it,
I'm just going be an atheist.
 
2012-04-02 10:03:39 PM
rgriffithi:

I'm going to go out on a limb here but I think we can all agree that ANYONE who kills 7 other people with a gun for no reason might be considered a "gun-crazy psycho"

FTFY
 
2012-04-02 10:05:14 PM
taurusowner 2012-04-02 07:12:09 PM

The story is a hoax.

Aww. You really wanna be that stupid?

FOX NEWS: Ex-student ID'd as suspect in shooting at Oikos University in California that killed 7 (pops)
 
2012-04-02 10:06:31 PM
He said the school teaches the Bible, nursing and English.

I don't care about the "Christian" aspect, I'm interested in the "university" aspect. How the hell does this little speck of a school rate being a "university"?? That makes it sound respectable ...
 
2012-04-02 10:09:27 PM
Justice for Trayvon!

static.regretsy.com
 
2012-04-02 10:10:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-02 10:14:28 PM
y_o_u___u: jarmst: y_o_u___u: Most of the people who comment here are no better than the shooter. If words were bullets you mass murder Christians on a daily basis for sport. Y'all are nothing but a bunch of heartless ignorant bastards. You know it and you revel in it. Enjoy it while it lasts... one day the party's gonna be over. I'm sure a select few of you out there are happy about this happening. Snark and troll all you want but what goes around comes around pal.

Wow...threadshiatting. Look at you, with the big-boy pants all pulled up, and the righteous indignation and the letting everyone know how mature you are compared to the rest of us! Awww, it's almost sweet...

Shut up. idiot. "Most of the people who comment here are no better than the shooter?" Seriously? Only if you actually believe that "snarky attitude concerning a distant tragic slaughter" ACTUALLY CAN BE EQUIVOCATED to "going out and slaughtering people."

On the Planet of Adult Humans, there is no such equivocation. In the recesses of the 'Tardville Nebula, apparently there is.

Generally, I'd be more forgiving...but your slack-jaw "outrage" combined the worst of threadshiatting, fake persecution complex, and fake "karmic comeuppance" nonsense.

Are you eight years old? If so, then you could be forgiven for the post. But otherwise...damn.

Nobody needs your pretense at being a defender of Christianity, Christians, or good values. You are weak.

oh just admit it, if you could push a button that killed every christian in the world you'd do it


Naw. Got a few friends who are Evangelicals/born-again. Also born-again Muslim. Also a couple of super-good professors who were rabbis. I don't get the "push a button and make 'them' all go away" option.

I live in a world where I don't get to have absolute certainty of peoples' character, simply because of a stupid loud asshole who claims to represent them.
Especially because the exceptions to the rule are louder than the majority, and if I allowed the loud, insistent slack-jaws to form my opinion of the majority, I'd be...you.

You, with your presumption that a bunch of careless and hurtful TALK equals the same thing as action.

You, with the presumption that your threadshiatting and trolling somehow equals some kind of "good deed." Because, you know, for Jeeeeeezzussss.

Hey, if you really wanted to let people know that they were being hurtful, that they ought to reconsider their wording, nobody would have gotten on you for being a self-righteous asshole.

But for those of us who aren't solipsistic, Messiah-complex idiots, it's pretty clear from the way you frame your statements, you AREN'T interested in showing people the error of their ways. You're interested in letting them know THAT YOU KNOW BETTER.

Y'know, because Jeeeeezzusss.

I'll say it again. Weak.
 
2012-04-02 10:22:38 PM
NO, U_U__U___U oh just admit it, if you could push a button that killed every christian in the world you'd do it

NO, U_U__U___U: chances are this poor sick fellow was jaded by the hypocrisy that runs rampant at so-called christian schools
[snip]
And these so-called christian schools have expelled love and truth and God from their campuses. they wouldn't even recognize him if they saw him begging for change on the street.


27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-02 10:39:29 PM
Jesus was an extraterrestrial.
 
2012-04-02 10:41:41 PM
BRING BACK

Freep Impact
 
2012-04-02 10:55:18 PM
Even sadder is the fact that these brainwashed fools never had an opportunity to think for themselves.
 
2012-04-02 11:10:28 PM
Things like this put "Not winning the Lottery" in perspective. :-(
 
2012-04-03 12:12:50 AM
Thy will be done
 
2012-04-03 12:17:55 AM
maamold: Things like this put "Not winning the Lottery" in perspective. :-(

I won a dollar by not playing the lottery.
 
2012-04-03 12:19:18 AM
ftr I originally thought this thread was about the goddamn feds busting Oaksterdam.

/cuz jebus smoked weed
//yes he did
 
2012-04-03 01:29:10 AM
It's a good thing it was a Christian college. If it had have been a Muslim college, everybody would have been up in arms. Just try shooting up a Muslim college, the left will hang you out to dry.
 
2012-04-03 01:41:09 AM
maamold: Things like this put "Not winning the Lottery" in perspective. :-(

I had that $320Million (after taxes) all spent in my head too. That money was mine!
 
2012-04-03 01:45:33 AM
Smeggy Smurf: eraser8: I asked this question in another thread that didn't go green...so, I'll ask again here: what does it mean for a college to be "Christian?"

You're not a slut if God knocks you up


But was it consensual?
 
2012-04-03 01:56:51 AM
umad: eraser8: umad: eraser8: You asked, "It is just so darn confusing. I wonder if they also teach English or nursing? Sadly, we will probably never know."

You're admitting that you didn't know the answer to the question?

I'm here asking aren't I? I just RTFA again and still don't see if they teach English or nursing. Somebody help me out here. PLEASE!!!!!

Is that a YES?!?

You admit you didn't know the answer to the question of of whether the school "taught English or nursing"?

Or if being a Christian college affects their curriculum. Oh well, I guess nobody wants to answer. I suppose I will just have to go ask again in a few other threads.


Stop, you're killing me! I can't stop laughing!
 
2012-04-03 02:01:08 AM
Philip J. Fry: Holy fark irresponsible editor on scene choosing an image with dead bodies. Don't need to see the feet of the deceased to capture the essence of the story.

"Dead" bodies seems redundant. "Bodies" or "corpses" would be more appropriate.

26.media.tumblr.com

/Sorry, pet peeve of mine
 
2012-04-03 02:55:44 AM
phrawgh: It's a good thing it was a Christian college. If it had have been a Muslim college, everybody would have been up in arms. Just try shooting up a Muslim college, the left will hang you out to dry.

I assume a lot of people are up in arms as it were. I also have no idea what politics has to do with the fact that some crazy bastard shot up a school.
 
2012-04-03 03:03:33 AM
Was the shooter a 'white-Korean'?
 
2012-04-03 04:15:14 AM
Ever notice how mass shootings most often happen in places where people aren't permitted to carry guns?
 
2012-04-03 04:15:31 AM
One Goh, six stay.
 
2012-04-03 04:16:37 AM
All Latest: One Goh, six seven stay.

FTFM
 
2012-04-03 05:44:36 AM
y_o_u___u: If words were bullets you mass murder Christians on a daily basis for sport.

What if words were apple pies?

oh just admit it, if you could push a button that killed every christian in the world you'd do it

How loving, truthful and non-judgemental. Good thing you don't bear false witness.
 
2012-04-03 05:48:32 AM
TheVeryDeadIanMartin: "Dead" bodies seems redundant. "Bodies" or "corpses" would be more appropriate.

It's a bit harsh for current events to use the term 'dead body/bodies,' it's pretty cold to anyone who may have known the victims, 'bodies of the victims' or 'the deceased' is more PC.
 
2012-04-03 06:09:24 AM
badLogic: because Mondays (new window)?

Link (new window)
 
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