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(Bangor Daily News)   I demand payment of 1 million dollars or I will blow up the hospital. I'm the goddam Batman   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 32
    More: Asinine, Bar Harbor, Batman, Facebook, Bangor Daily News, private messages, demand payment, Stonington  
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4823 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2012 at 10:38 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-02 07:57:33 PM  
It's all part of the plan.
 
2012-04-02 08:30:09 PM  
FTFA: In Bar Harbor, there is a self-styled proxy Batman who does not have a great relationship with local police.

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-04-02 09:02:32 PM  
It wasn't me.
 
2012-04-02 09:10:11 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


Holy horseshiat!
 
Pud
2012-04-02 09:22:38 PM  
 
2012-04-02 10:38:52 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com

/what a f*ckin clown
 
2012-04-02 10:41:06 PM  
The goddamned Batman probably wipes his ass with 1 million dollar bills. Or has Alfred do it.
 
2012-04-02 10:42:52 PM  
So the Joker's finally forced Batman into committing a boner?
 
2012-04-02 10:43:57 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


O_o
 
2012-04-02 10:48:05 PM  
Bin Suparman?
 
2012-04-02 10:48:18 PM  

Batman completes him.


img62.imageshack.us

 
2012-04-02 10:50:40 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


Great Fark handle or greatest Fark handle?
 
2012-04-02 10:51:53 PM  
Meh, it's been done (new window).
 
2012-04-02 10:53:55 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


Why are we supposed to believe you? That's EXACTLY what the Goddamn Batman would say if he did something like this!
 
2012-04-02 10:55:02 PM  
Wasn't Batman arrested just last week? Or was that Ryan Leaf, I can't keep track.
 
2012-04-02 10:59:16 PM  
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, Fatman! Fatman! FATMAN!


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2012-04-02 11:00:27 PM  
Man, Fallon let himself go...
 
2012-04-02 11:01:45 PM  
I think I like the Lambo-driving, hospital-visiting, cop-friendly goddamn Batman more.
 
2012-04-02 11:05:09 PM  
And for all the times I've been to Bar Harbor during the summer months I've never seen this guy around.
 
2012-04-02 11:26:18 PM  
Well, I warned him.
 
2012-04-02 11:53:03 PM  
$1,000,000,000?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw
 
2012-04-03 12:25:43 AM  
So that is how he could afford the Lamborghini

www.sanitaryum.com
 
2012-04-03 12:49:54 AM  
 
2012-04-03 12:50:24 AM  
He did an interview on the local news tonight in his batman getup... How nice of him.
 
2012-04-03 01:26:08 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


I believe you, man. It was obviously one of those farking imposters. They're everywhere!
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 02:11:05 AM  

Manfred J. Hattan: I think I like the Lambo-driving, hospital-visiting, cop-friendly goddamn Batman more.


According to this (new window) he's having a replica Batmobile built for $250,000.

He also did a Q&A on the Washington Post website (new window)
 
2012-04-03 06:56:59 AM  
Sounds more like Dr. Evil.
 
2012-04-03 07:27:15 AM  
chuknum.com
I love this game
 
2012-04-03 08:17:54 AM  
FTFA: "In the era we live in, you can't take them lightly," he said.

Because the alternative would be to use rational thought for the situation and the police are not properly equipped for that approach.
 
2012-04-03 08:46:01 AM  
Amateur.

www.candy-chrome.co.uk
 
2012-04-03 09:38:37 AM  
"Then last October, on a Sunday afternoon, Schwartz again got into costume and cranked up his boombox, this time outside the police station. He received a warning in that incident as well."

For goodness sake. What is this? The early 90's?

But also, this is a good example of the Patriot Act at work. Hasn't caught one terrorist, but idiots who post on Facebook. Well... They should be afraid.
 
2012-04-03 10:37:17 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: It wasn't me.


I love when usernames are relevant.
 
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