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2012-04-02 07:32:14 PM  
Mary Magdalene is becoming modernized?
 
2012-04-02 07:33:40 PM  
Boobies
 
2012-04-02 07:45:53 PM  
Google 'flirty fishing'.

/Love thy neighbor
 
2012-04-02 07:46:45 PM  
pics?
 
2012-04-02 07:47:27 PM  
Oblig

Baptazia (new window)

Well, it should be.
 
2012-04-02 07:50:23 PM  
FTA "He's even challenging couples to have sex every day for a week straight."

That's really good advice. And not just for the guys. It's been demonstrated that couples can actually lower arguments and rekindle their feelings for each other just by having sex more. There's a lot of biochemical things at work before, during, and after sex.

Not only is the frequency of a sex a good indicator of whether or not a relationship is healthy, it can be part of the cure on its own.
 
2012-04-02 08:02:58 PM  
Is there sex in the Sacramental Wine room?
 
2012-04-02 08:03:06 PM  

taurusowner: It's been demonstrated that couples can actually lower arguments and rekindle their feelings for each other just by having sex more.


Difficult to argue with genitalia in your mouth.
 
2012-04-02 08:04:55 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: pics?


Here's a link to a picture and video I found. The pole is pink.Link (new window)
 
2012-04-02 08:11:29 PM  

She comes in colors everywhere: Mary Magdalene is becoming modernized?


Tell me where in the bible it says that Mary Magdalene was sexually precocious in any way, shape or form.
 
2012-04-02 08:24:42 PM  
Finally a reason to go to church. Hoo Rah
 
2012-04-02 08:50:03 PM  
Ok, I was about to convert but there are no naked women dancing around it. WTF? Bait and switch?

/And why is Fran Drescher doing tabloid news?
 
2012-04-02 09:06:44 PM  
stripper pole + sexy nun = SRO in church (and pants)
 
2012-04-02 09:28:59 PM  
FTFA: You know it's going to be a good day at work when you see the words "Preacher puts stripper pole on the pulpit" on your assignment list.

Why, did you actually do any reporting on this?
 
2012-04-02 09:33:49 PM  

LordOfThePings: FTFA: You know it's going to be a good day at work when you see the words "Preacher puts stripper pole on the pulpit" on your assignment list.

Why, did you actually do any reporting on this?


You know it is going to be a good day at Fark when you find a tube of anal lube, a lava lamp and some bacon.
 
2012-04-03 01:26:05 AM  
Finally a man of the cloth puts it how it is.

I had an 80 year old grandmother tell me one time she told all of her daughters and granddaughters this the night they got married:

"The way to a happy husband is keeping his stomach full and his testicles empty."

Not sure if true, however I have little reason to doubt her, but, she may be on to something.

/Just sayin'
 
2012-04-03 01:40:27 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: She comes in colors everywhere: Mary Magdalene is becoming modernized?

Tell me where in the bible it says that Mary Magdalene was sexually precocious in any way, shape or form.


Tell me where it says she isn't. If you understand the morality of the times, that's strong evidence right there.
 
2012-04-03 05:41:09 AM  
The evangelists Mark and Luke describe her as a woman whom Jesus cleaned of "seven demons". In bible talk, that generally refers to unspecified mental illness, with no sexual innuendo. When biblical writers talk about women who are prostitutes, they say 'prostitute' or 'whore' or 'harlot.' I think if that was what either Mark or Luke had meant, that's what they would have said. Pope Gregory the Great decided the seven demons referred to sex, and that has stuck with much of the world ever since. More a reflection on the patriarchal attitudes of the early church, than an accurate exegesis of the scriptures.
 
2012-04-03 12:30:49 PM  
Can you say, "publicity stunt"?
 
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