STOP!


Picnictime.

EvilEgg: Combines the horribly unfashionable with the thoroughly useless.

But ain't that America?

How about pants that double as bean-bag chairs for ad-hoc thoughtful book discussions.

Unlike subbys mom, who's pants double as a tent!

/zing!

They also triple as a Kick In The Nuts Guard

Couldn't girls accomplish the same thing by just wearing a skirt?

Pass the roast beef.

1) Cut a line down the middle of the uh....table part? towards the crotch
2) Fasten a side of fuzzy velcro to one newly cut side and hookey velcro to the other newly cut side
3) Fasten fuzzy velcro to the leg part of the hookey side, and fasten hookey velcro to the leg part of the fuzzy side.

Between the doxie and pants with personal table, this week's invention exchange is going quite well.

/Can they offer a tray in a pinkish shade?

edmo: "Seems like a waste of money to me"

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Wow just wow

So if I understand the design here, it's kind of like a droopy membrane that sort of resembles a very baggy fanny-pack? It's like, gosh, that chick has a giant gray scrotum bulging out of her pants!

And a bra that doubles as a beverage dispenser?

edmo: "Seems like a waste of money to me"

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She'd better not eat the rest of that. It'll go straight to her hips' hips' hips' hips.

skinink: And a bra that doubles as a beverage dispenser?

A wine rack if you will

Unimpressed

One question: what kind of drugs were the designers on when they came up with this little gem?

ahhhh and they're jorts. nice.

In Mississippi, pants double for a picnic table cloth all the time.

Subbys mom wants us to eat deviled eggs and open faced tuna fish sandwiches off of it for some reason.

Has a friend with eight penises who could use a pair of those.

^{/It's not a dress!}

i was so expecting to see a pic of my room mate ....

casual disregard: It's like, gosh, that chick has a giant gray scrotum bulging out of her pants!

sausage stand... get it while its fresh

"No picnic!"

Picnic table, you say?

Obligatory (new window) and perhaps NSFW.

/I've heard it's grounds for bannination, too, so won't risk posting it inline.
//farking puritans.

Ed Finnerty: Has a friend with eight penises who could use a pair of those.

That kind of reminds me of a scene from Ghastly's comic.

Man. Sexy Losers and Ghastly. Taught me everything I know about romance.

Why?

What about jeans that double as a flashlight, or bras that double as floatation devices? Fark, they already have bras that double as gas masks.

Karl knows pants

See Above (stupid fark)

This is NOT relevant to my interests.

I was thinking good things. Pants that become a picnic table! Finally the excuse I have been looking for to take my pants off when I take a girl on a picnic.
Which, lets face it, is the hardest part of the picnic.
You can invite a girl on a picnic, easy.
you can pack the cold chicken and the bread rolls along with a nice bottle of wine, simple.
But, the excuse to remove your pants that is hard (and so am I).

Why would anyone want trousers that make you look like you shat yourself?

That's nothing. There's a party in my pants. (pops)

/voobanahanavopbop