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(The Smoking Gun)   In this economy even hookers offer dollar menus   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 94
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2012-04-02 02:26:55 PM  
i445.photobucket.com

I got these cheeseburgers, man
 
2012-04-02 02:55:29 PM  
Big Mac? Id hit it.
 
2012-04-02 02:55:43 PM  
This thread could go so many ways.

/especially if you bought it two cheeseburgers
 
2012-04-02 02:55:49 PM  
Isn't sex in exchange for a meal just considered a date?
 
2012-04-02 02:56:05 PM  
My first thought, "Well, at least you know they won't be buying drugs with it"

Dead for Tax Reasons: [i445.photobucket.com image 387x465]

I got these cheeseburgers, man


Oh, nevermind.

/Done in one.
 
2012-04-02 02:56:47 PM  
trading sex for dinner? sounds like every woman I've ever known.
 
2012-04-02 02:56:57 PM  
If trading sex for meals is prostitution, then we are all in trouble.
 
2012-04-02 02:57:12 PM  

GWSuperfan: Isn't sex in exchange for a meal just considered a date?



If you're doing it right.
 
2012-04-02 02:58:10 PM  

GWSuperfan: Isn't sex in exchange for a meal just considered a date?


You're absolutely right... although she probably still would have gotten arrested if she just said, "buy me a cheeseburger and we'll talk." Her biggest mistake (besides deciding to hook for a living) was when she asked for a "tip" of 60 dollars and *then* opened the door of the beef bus to take the undercover cop to Tuna Town.
 
2012-04-02 02:58:21 PM  
That's how my office works
 
2012-04-02 02:58:25 PM  
I'll go ahead and post this:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Let's see who is diligent enough to make the connection
 
2012-04-02 02:59:24 PM  
Does she accept McDonaldsland dollars?
 
2012-04-02 02:59:47 PM  
$2.75... don't sell yourself short, honey. Hold out for at least a meal with fries and drink!
 
2012-04-02 02:59:54 PM  
Another reason to never kiss a hooker.
 
2012-04-02 03:00:26 PM  
mcdonalds-people.com
 
2012-04-02 03:00:30 PM  

Treygreen13: opened the door of the beef bus to take the undercover cop to Tuna Town.


That has got to be the worst analogy to sex I've ever read.
 
2012-04-02 03:00:44 PM  
I want a double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink. Please.
 
2012-04-02 03:00:47 PM  
Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
 
2012-04-02 03:02:03 PM  
http://youtu.be/tFINT7af-u4
 
2012-04-02 03:02:31 PM  
ya know , terrorists hit the WTC.
 
2012-04-02 03:03:25 PM  
How much for 1 rib? (new window)
 
2012-04-02 03:04:00 PM  
Christ Almighty, reading the story really made me think of the man power to lock up this ho. A takedown team? Really?

And for what? To keep in jail on the tax payer's dime until she's released in a week and goes back to walking the street. Are they expecting her to have an epiphone in her cell and go on the straight and narrow? She was charging in hamburgers!
 
2012-04-02 03:06:04 PM  

CrispFlows: Treygreen13: opened the door of the beef bus to take the undercover cop to Tuna Town.

That has got to be the worst analogy to sex I've ever read.


Thank you, I worked very hard on it.

/was a reference, actually
//name was Russel
 
2012-04-02 03:06:38 PM  
Out of curiosity:
Why doesn't the women hire a secretary and have the secretary charge a 'scheduling fee' for dates, in a way, a bribe to get onto the agenda?

Thataway, her agenda is full of dates but if sex ever does happen, she never handled the money and never actually got paid for the dates.
 
2012-04-02 03:07:56 PM  
So that's what a Florida hooker looks like. Thanks for posting that mug shot, Smoking Gun. Good information to have.

/actually thinks the cop should be beaten with something hard.
 
2012-04-02 03:07:58 PM  
Agrees with subby

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-02 03:08:11 PM  

CrispFlows: Out of curiosity:
Why doesn't the women hire a secretary and have the secretary charge a 'scheduling fee' for dates, in a way, a bribe to get onto the agenda?

Thataway, her agenda is full of dates but if sex ever does happen, she never handled the money and never actually got paid for the dates.


By her, I meant the prostitute, not the secretary.

My bad, whoops.
 
2012-04-02 03:11:03 PM  

CrispFlows: CrispFlows: Out of curiosity:
Why doesn't the women hire a secretary and have the secretary charge a 'scheduling fee' for dates, in a way, a bribe to get onto the agenda?

Thataway, her agenda is full of dates but if sex ever does happen, she never handled the money and never actually got paid for the dates.

By her, I meant the prostitute, not the secretary.

My bad, whoops.


She should just sell her services as "Nude modeling." Agree to a fee for the modeling and then whatever else happens, happens. The police won't go through with the process of taking posed photographs of a nude prostitute to get to the sex, but the johns will.
 
2012-04-02 03:11:59 PM  
It must take a special mind to be able to sleep at night after ruining the life of someone on the very lowest rung of society...
 
2012-04-02 03:12:37 PM  
if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's." The cop added, "I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75."


Hold a sec, the deal was something off the dollar menu so the cop buys the 'ho 2 items from the dollar menu so I am understand there is a .75 cent for tax.

So there is place in the US that has a 37.5% tax rate?
 
2012-04-02 03:13:01 PM  

masercot: It must take a special mind to be able to sleep at night after ruining the life of someone on the very lowest rung of society...


Leave Snookie out of this.
 
2012-04-02 03:15:01 PM  

Treygreen13:
She should just sell her services as "Nude modeling." Agree to a fee for the modeling and then whatever else happens, happens. The police won't go through with the process of taking posed photographs of a nude prostitute to get to the sex, but the johns will.


I hear that is how you can find out if a girl is a cop or not, just ask for nude pictures if they agree then cool beans if they say no then they are a cop.
 
2012-04-02 03:16:52 PM  

Dialectic: if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's." The cop added, "I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75."


Hold a sec, the deal was something off the dollar menu so the cop buys the 'ho 2 items from the dollar menu so I am understand there is a .75 cent for tax.

So there is place in the US that has a 37.5% tax rate?


The "Extra Value Menu" as it is called includes items that are not $1. The Double Cheeseburger is $1.19, IIRC. The "McDouble" is $1 but it is different from a "Double Cheeseburger".
 
2012-04-02 03:18:06 PM  

Dialectic: if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's." The cop added, "I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75."


Hold a sec, the deal was something off the dollar menu so the cop buys the 'ho 2 items from the dollar menu so I am understand there is a .75 cent for tax.

So there is place in the US that has a 37.5% tax rate?


He meant to say the "street value" of the burgers.
 
2012-04-02 03:18:12 PM  

LesserEvil: I'll go ahead and post this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x315]

Let's see who is diligent enough to make the connection


Manatee county. I just moved here. Bradenton is right down rt 301 for me. Nice. Cheap hookers is a bonus with all this nice sunshine :D
 
2012-04-02 03:18:39 PM  

TNel: Treygreen13:
She should just sell her services as "Nude modeling." Agree to a fee for the modeling and then whatever else happens, happens. The police won't go through with the process of taking posed photographs of a nude prostitute to get to the sex, but the johns will.

I hear that is how you can find out if a girl is a cop or not, just ask for nude pictures if they agree then cool beans if they say no then they are a cop.


I've heard the same. Not going to do that but I guess if I ever find myself in the situation where I need to pay a diseased street-walker for sex, that's what I'll do.
 
2012-04-02 03:20:17 PM  
Here we go, clarification on the "$2.75 for 2 dollar menu items" thing.
fastfood.ocregister.com
 
2012-04-02 03:21:56 PM  

Treygreen13: Dialectic: if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's." The cop added, "I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75."


Hold a sec, the deal was something off the dollar menu so the cop buys the 'ho 2 items from the dollar menu so I am understand there is a .75 cent for tax.

So there is place in the US that has a 37.5% tax rate?

The "Extra Value Menu" as it is called includes items that are not $1. The Double Cheeseburger is $1.19, IIRC. The "McDouble" is $1 but it is different from a "Double Cheeseburger".


The math's still off. $1.29 a piece might work (7% tax in Florida unless your town is trying to build a new stadium or something, which I don't think Manatee county is).

You still sound fat, though.
 
2012-04-02 03:24:44 PM  

animal900: Are they expecting her to have an epiphone in her cell and go on the straight and narrow?


Maybe even a Gibson.
 
2012-04-02 03:27:42 PM  
//name was Russel

Said her name was Bambi, and I said,
Well, that's a coincidence, darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer...

/excellent
 
2012-04-02 03:28:54 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: Treygreen13: Dialectic: if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's." The cop added, "I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75."


Hold a sec, the deal was something off the dollar menu so the cop buys the 'ho 2 items from the dollar menu so I am understand there is a .75 cent for tax.

So there is place in the US that has a 37.5% tax rate?

The "Extra Value Menu" as it is called includes items that are not $1. The Double Cheeseburger is $1.19, IIRC. The "McDouble" is $1 but it is different from a "Double Cheeseburger".

The math's still off. $1.29 a piece might work (7% tax in Florida unless your town is trying to build a new stadium or something, which I don't think Manatee county is).

You still sound fat, though.


Could be $1.29. Either that or the cop paid with a dollar and 3 quarters, meaning the price could be somewhere between 2.51 and 2.75 and he got change back.

And I'm not fat, for what it's worth. I do stop at McDonalds on occasion but I work out every other day.
 
2012-04-02 03:29:22 PM  
McNookie

/you deserve a beej today
 
2012-04-02 03:29:30 PM  

BigHornBall: //name was Russel

Said her name was Bambi, and I said,
Well, that's a coincidence, darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer...

/excellent


Agreed. Funny song.
 
2012-04-02 03:29:46 PM  
listverse.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-02 03:30:23 PM  
From the comments section:

I'm glad they got this person off the street, there is no bigger threat to our society than people trading sex for burgers.
It's wonderful the police spent time and resources on busting this Mchooker instead of wasting their time catching murderers and rapists etc.
 
2012-04-02 03:32:49 PM  
I'd rather look at a picture of a burger than a 47 year old hooker.
 
2012-04-02 03:33:58 PM  
I don't know why, but to me it looks like "entrapment" is what the cops are doing in these cases.
 
2012-04-02 03:35:55 PM  
Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team

So glad this police department has a highly trained 'takedown team' to arrest this dangerous hamburger eating terrorist. Between the police and neighborhood watch groups, I feel safe walking the streets of America.
 
2012-04-02 03:36:43 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: I don't know why, but to me it looks like "entrapment" is what the cops are doing in these cases.


Not exactly. In this case, he said, "I want to fark. Can you help me out with that" and she said "For two cheeseburgers and $60." She could have easily said, "No, I don't want to fark you" or had sex with him for free.

Now, if he had said, "Hey, I'll pay you $60 and 2 cheeseburgers to fark me", then you might have a case.
 
2012-04-02 03:37:29 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
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