"who the hell gave her a mic Brain?"

"the one great thing about hearing aids Monsoon? You can turn them down"

"you have hearing aids Brain?"

"What?"

"What's my gardener doing out there Monsoon?"

"Brain! That's former World Champion Alberto Del Rio!"

"he might be a former champion, but he can't weed-eat for anything!"

"JERICHO HAS GONE OVER THE LINE MONSOON!"

"For once I agree Brain!"

"LOOK AT ALL OF THAT GOOD BOOZE HE'S WASTING!"

"it's RAW Brain, live from Miami!"

"God's waiting room Monsoon."

hobblekitty: nyrkah1: hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: robsul82: Miami was even polite enough to wait until the cameras were off to start chanting FARK YOU CENA (Cena leaves, dark match, Danielson speech) (new window)

It sucks to see Sheamus get a bum deal in all of this. I'm sure Triple H is pissed at Vince for wasted all that time in pushing face Sheamus just to prove a point to the internet.

And in the end, it seems to have only made the internet stronger.

/as long as the normal marks pick up on this and keep it going.

So what you are saying is, if there is hope it lies with the proles?
/obscure? (I hope not)

The marks are the proles, Vince is BB, Johnny Ace is O'Brien, which makes the fWc Winston. Uh-oh.

"How does the WWE assert it's power over the smarks, Winston?"

"By making them suffer"

"Exactly. By making them suffer."

Broski, I think I heart you. :-)


Hey, Hey, Hey.....

"BROCK LESNAR BRAIN!"

"gee what a surprise..... "

"Let me translate this for you Monsoon, blah blah blah blah I'm a loser blah blah blah"

"and what's your Wrestlemania record Brain?"

"Managing or wrestling?"

"Either way, both stink!"

"John Cena has gone silent on Twitter Brain"

"I wish this Cole guy would do the same Monsoon."

"I don't know if Cena coming out here would be wise Brain."

"Do you think Monsoon? The words 'Christians' and 'Lions' spring to my mind immediately!"

"Canadians play football Brain?"

"Oh yeah, they just call it Land Hockey Monsoon"

"The crowd chanting that the Rock still has it Brain"

"Still has what, a mastery of rest holds?"

"if they really wanted to give the people what they want..."

"Bryan would've lasted longer than 18 seconds Monsoon!"

"Alright Brain, we're gonna... What the heck are you wearing?"

"Its my old wrestling singlet, Monsoon"

"Why the heck are you wearing it?"

"I figure if the Rock can come out of a nine year retirement and beat John Cena, then I can come out of a twenty year lull and take care of CM Punk in 18 seconds like Shaemus rolled Bryan last night."

"You're ridiculous!"

"How do I look Monsoon?"

"Like eleven pounds of sausage in a five pound casing"

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

Mine.

Nerd.

You think that's an insult? Here?

you make Dougie look good.

now THAt's an insult.

nerd.

No it's not. I like Dougie.

BOOM!

: high fives Verbal :

FAVORITED.

Bullshiat.

FirstNationalBastard: JR has tweeted that Chief Jay Strongbow is dead.

However, JR is the only source for this so far, and it hasn't been confirmed by anyone else yet.

HOW?

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Dark Match Result (new window)

Dear fans... Vince hates you if you don't cheer and boo who he tells you to.

Didn't anyone at WWE ever read the Death of WCW book where it outlines everything WCW did wrong, like wasting money on musical acts no one cares about, taking people off TV or jobbing them out if the crowd didn't react to them the way the bookers wanted, and screwing up hot angles just because they could?

Flooding Titan Towers with copies if that book would be a great prank.

I will personally buy 5-10 copies or supply the funds if we actually start this / attempt this.

Tenor Reaper: WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS CROWD LAST NIGHT?

*not looking up* *no no no no spoilers*

Outdoor stadium doesn't get you that kind of acoustics

"That's it folks were out!"

"Thanks!"

Poor Cena.

Poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor

Poor

poor....

*sigh*

...Cena.

Brock Lesnar just earned his own holiday in Miami. With a parade and everything.

LESNAR GOT CENA IN THE F-5!!!!!!

HOLY SH*T

Not PG >:(

HOLY SHIAT! = Not PG!

"This crowd is out of control Brain!"

"Enjoy the ride Monsoon!"

"Ryder acting like he just found out Costco wasn't carrying his hair gel anymore!"

"Will you stop?"

silgryphon: A twenty-four year-old man reportedly died when his fourteen year-old cousin choked him out while they were watching WrestleMania Sunday night. The man, Stephen A. Arceneaux, III of New Orleans, was pronounced dead at 10:39 PM. The cousin allegedly choked him out with a wrestling hold.

The following is from NOLA.com:

"According to St. Charles Parish Sheriff Greg Champagne, Arceneaux had gathered with friends at a home on Murray Hill Drive to watch the pay-per-view event "Wrestlemania 28″ on television when he and a 14-year-old cousin began to wrestle on an inflated mattress on the floor. The juvenile, who is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, placed his arm around the neck of Arceneaux, who was 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighed 220 pounds, in a move commonly known as a "rear naked choke hold" for 30 to 40 seconds.

Witnesses reported that Arceneaux said he would not give up or "tap out."

But at some point, someone noticed that Arceneaux was turning blue and told the youngster to release the hold. When he did, witnesses realized that Arceneaux had stopped breathing and dialed 911, shortly after 10 p.m.

Arceneaux's girlfriend tried to revive him with CPR. He was transported to St. Charles Parish Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Champagne said the investigation is continuing. No arrests have been made."

Ziggler takes notes saying "Wow that's some good selling"

Current Lime Status:

Victorious!

Uh oh. Sister.... Is Jericho going to shoot Punk up with heroin?
/Oh. He had another bottle.

Dougie AXP: the face claw?

really?

Really?

REALLY?!

RILEY

Albert looks like a gay asian concubine.

ugh..... cut this dance off pleeeeeeeeaase.

Igor Jakovsky: Vickie is thick in all the right places

too bad she's not thicker around the vocal chords.

"Oh! The Rock saying he will be champion again!!"

"Why? Is he researching a new role?"

Take that Canadian Football League!

eddievercetti: They bleeped Christ?

Christ got over without Vince's help. VERBOTEN!

How does one see his post number on Fark?

SharkTrager: Dude, Smiths comes in these threads.


Is that what was all over the bottom of my shoe? Goddamitsomuch.