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(Bleacher Report)   To Heel or not to Heel? That is the question to John Cena as he faces the fans tonight on your post-Wrestlemania RAW. (9pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2714
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2012-04-02 09:25:15 AM

Hello FWC, and welcome to your post-Wrestlemania RAW thread! I'd post a recap of last night, but I don't want to ruin it for anyone still catching up via DVR/Tivo. BUT, all eyes will be on Cena tonight - this just might be THE biggest night ever for CeNation.

ALSO, congrats to everyone at FWC and the many new faces who helped push last night's WM thread to 3872 posts (and counting), marking our first Triple Gredunza thread!


Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)



1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody pays their air bill
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) YES! YES! YES! YES!
20) FWC member sighting on TV

**Gredunza rules: In case of simulpost, the post marked as 1004 always wins. If gredunza post is botched for any reason, title is vacant until next 1004/2008 post opportunity**
 
2012-04-02 11:45:18 AM
If Cena turns heel, I turn heel.
 
2012-04-02 11:58:47 AM
In case any mods see this to red/green this:

Please red-light this thread. Per my Farkback, we would like to carry-over the WM thread and turn it into tonight's Raw thread (if that is permissable).

Thanks!
 
2012-04-02 12:27:58 PM

I Said: If Cena turns heel, I turn heel.


But you can't turn heel! Think of Little Jimmy!
 
2012-04-02 12:41:05 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: In case any mods see this to red/green this:

Please red-light this thread. Per my Farkback, we would like to carry-over the WM thread and turn it into tonight's Raw thread (if that is permissable).

Thanks!


Yes, please, red light this one and greenlight one of mine. I always appreciate a green.

/separate threads for separate events. There have been WWE threads for over a year now. When will you marks quit acting like you get no respect and start acting like you've been dominating the sports tab for the better part of a year? It's getting old and sad, like an Undertaker match.
 
2012-04-02 01:44:34 PM
Four! Four Gredunzas! HAHAHA!
 
2012-04-02 01:45:59 PM
Baby teething + 3 year old refusing to sleep when baby is crying = TGG watching WM on a two hour delay.

Sad I missed the epic thread, but overall the event ran nice & smooth, 6/10.
 
2012-04-02 01:51:19 PM
FNB:

Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.
 
2012-04-02 01:56:04 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FNB:

Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.


There have already been reports about smart people trying to convince Vince up until show time to not go with the 18 second match.

But that's probably all you'll hear about it from currently active wrestlers and employees of WWE. No one's going to risk their job to say "that was a shiat idea and Vince should feel bad."
 
2012-04-02 01:59:32 PM

I Said: If Cena turns heel, I turn heel.


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2012-04-02 02:07:24 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.


We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?
 
2012-04-02 02:16:32 PM

serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?


No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".
 
2012-04-02 02:21:49 PM
Heh, reading through the WM thread... apparently the ability to skip the ads, the promos, and the piss breaks made a meh show into a good one... go figure. :D
 
2012-04-02 02:23:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".


I just don't get the "why" behind all of this. Sure, DB is a love/hate guy with the crowd, but he gets good reactions from the fans, and is a talented performer in the ring. Did we all miss something that DB did to get in THAT bad with Vince?
 
2012-04-02 02:27:50 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".

I just don't get the "why" behind all of this. Sure, DB is a love/hate guy with the crowd, but he gets good reactions from the fans, and is a talented performer in the ring. Did we all miss something that DB did to get in THAT bad with Vince?


Vince hates smarks. Bryan is a smark darling.
 
2012-04-02 02:36:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".

I just don't get the "why" behind all of this. Sure, DB is a love/hate guy with the crowd, but he gets good reactions from the fans, and is a talented performer in the ring. Did we all miss something that DB did to get in THAT bad with Vince?

Vince hates smarks. Bryan is a smark darling.


Maybe I'm not as much of a smark as I think I am, but I never cared for him that much. Why do the smarks love him so much? Because he's so predictable?

Also, doesn't Vince realize that 90% of his audience has been smarks since at least the late 90s?
 
2012-04-02 02:59:03 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".

I just don't get the "why" behind all of this. Sure, DB is a love/hate guy with the crowd, but he gets good reactions from the fans, and is a talented performer in the ring. Did we all miss something that DB did to get in THAT bad with Vince?

Vince hates smarks. Bryan is a smark darling.

Maybe I'm not as much of a smark as I think I am, but I never cared for him that much. Why do the smarks love him so much? Because he's so predictable?

Also, doesn't Vince realize that 90% of his audience has been smarks since at least the late 90s?


I enjoyed him when he was the underdog and was happy to see him win the belt when he did, but the cocky attitude and borderline abusive BF angle didn't work for me really. But, I am a sucker for faces so it makes sense the heel turn would turn me off. (Not to say there are no heels I enjoy either because there are).
 
2012-04-02 03:10:58 PM
So is this the part where John Cena admits his undying love for triple H, and gives him a Rusty Venture for the cameras?
 
2012-04-02 03:43:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".


What a dick.

My friend and I went into the kitchen and couldn't believe we missed what should have been a great match. Damned shame. A man who had an epic, over an hour match with Austin Aries goes 18 seconds at the biggest show of the year. Some untalented rappers got more time.
 
2012-04-02 04:12:04 PM
This thread is now longer than Daniel Bryan's WHC match.
 
2012-04-02 04:14:01 PM
Damn marks
 
2012-04-02 04:18:03 PM

Twitch Boy: This thread is now longer than Daniel Bryan's WHC match.


To be fair, GMJ's post at the beginning took approximately 10 times longer to read than the WHC match lasted.
 
2012-04-02 05:10:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Twitch Boy: This thread is now longer than Daniel Bryan's WHC match.

To be fair, GMJ's post at the beginning took approximately 10 times longer to read than the WHC match lasted.


Sorry about that. :(

I'll do better next week. ;)
 
2012-04-02 05:19:34 PM

BronyMedic: So is this the part where John Cena admits his undying love for triple H, and gives him a Rusty Venture for the cameras?


If they can come to some kind of agreement on what, exactly, a "Rusty Venture" is.

/Rusty Venture doesn't even know for sure.
 
2012-04-02 05:45:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: serpent_sky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since you watch the sheets so well. Any idea if we'll see any leaks from DB or others about how they really feel about the DB squash last night? I'd like to think that at least a few folks backstage weren't happy to see a 18 second squash at WM.

We were theorizing that maybe he was hurt and they had to job it out that way?

No, the sheets are saying Vince has had this planned since Royal Rumble. It was just a "fark you".


Yep. "Some people" had been trying to talk him out of it, but apparently it was just too hi-larious to Vince.

It's okay, though.

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-02 05:50:38 PM
Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks
 
2012-04-02 06:00:10 PM

P-Money All $tar: Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks


I did not realize that at all. I do indeed suck. :(
 
2012-04-02 06:09:24 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: P-Money All $tar: Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks

I did not realize that at all. I do indeed suck. :(


www.extremewrestlingshirts.com
 
2012-04-02 06:10:56 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: P-Money All $tar: Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks

I did not realize that at all. I do indeed suck. :(

[www.extremewrestlingshirts.com image 225x300]


ok, I deserve it. I'll quickly job to another FWC member and go back to the bottom of the card. :(
 
2012-04-02 06:12:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: P-Money All $tar: Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks

I did not realize that at all. I do indeed suck. :(

[www.extremewrestlingshirts.com image 225x300]

ok, I deserve it. I'll quickly job to another FWC member and go back to the bottom of the card. :(


Sweetie, you're lookin' at the queen of the fWc jobbers. Say hello to "Tinfoil" Michelle Sharpe.
 
2012-04-02 06:26:39 PM
Man dies after wrestling his teenaged cousin while watching WrestleMania. (new window)

The 14 year-old applied a rear naked choke hold on Arceneaux for 30 to 40 seconds, and witnesses say Arceneaux would not tap out.

Well, there's your problem, that choke lasted longer than DBD's "choke."
 
2012-04-02 06:37:30 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Man dies after wrestling his teenaged cousin while watching WrestleMania. (new window)

The 14 year-old applied a rear naked choke hold on Arceneaux for 30 to 40 seconds, and witnesses say Arceneaux would not tap out.

Well, there's your problem, that choke lasted longer than DBD's "choke."


www.thearchnemesis.com
 
2012-04-02 06:38:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KellyKellyKelly: Man dies after wrestling his teenaged cousin while watching WrestleMania. (new window)

The 14 year-old applied a rear naked choke hold on Arceneaux for 30 to 40 seconds, and witnesses say Arceneaux would not tap out.

Well, there's your problem, that choke lasted longer than DBD's "choke."

[www.thearchnemesis.com image 440x374]


LOL, exactly the picture I was thinking of.
 
2012-04-02 06:45:56 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Man dies after wrestling his teenaged cousin while watching WrestleMania. (new window)

The 14 year-old applied a rear naked choke hold on Arceneaux for 30 to 40 seconds, and witnesses say Arceneaux would not tap out.

Well, there's your problem, that choke lasted longer than DBD's "choke."


I put 2 of my friends to sleep with a sleeper hold when I was a teenager. Thankfully no one died. The last time it happened, the kid went into a seizure.
That was the last time I used that move.
 
2012-04-02 07:34:23 PM
stop posting here and go back to WM thread...we need to push it all over into top commented category
 
2012-04-02 07:38:53 PM
 
2012-04-02 07:46:54 PM

robsul82: The glorious ending sequence to Rock vs. Cena, enjoy playing the Rock Bottom on loop until it gets pulled down (new window)


GO BACK TO THE WM THREAD DAMNIT!
 
2012-04-02 07:48:15 PM

Dougie AXP: robsul82: The glorious ending sequence to Rock vs. Cena, enjoy playing the Rock Bottom on loop until it gets pulled down (new window)

GO BACK TO THE WM THREAD DAMNIT!


Will do.
 
2012-04-02 07:49:00 PM
Just remember... this is the RAW thread, and we will be talking RAW here.

...and TNA Impact, but that's only for the hardcore, self-loathing marks.
 
2012-04-02 08:00:34 PM
Of course Edge will be last.


hey, where's Brain and the Gorilla been?
 
2012-04-02 08:01:44 PM
Time for some strobe lit Hall of Fame inductions!
 
2012-04-02 08:02:16 PM
THIS HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
 
2012-04-02 08:03:00 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

whoooooooooooo
 
2012-04-02 08:03:01 PM
I'm watching this farking thing for 2 things: Yoko and Edge....hey LITA WAS NEXT TO PUNK!
 
2012-04-02 08:04:05 PM

Dougie AXP: I'm watching this farking thing for 2 things: Yoko and Edge....hey LITA WAS NEXT TO PUNK!


He's banging her this week.
 
2012-04-02 08:04:19 PM
Current Lime Status:

Jiggly

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-02 08:04:25 PM
Horsemen going up first...

/Woo
 
2012-04-02 08:04:39 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: P-Money All $tar: Subby forgot the HOF starts at 8pm. Subby sucks

I did not realize that at all. I do indeed suck. :(

[www.extremewrestlingshirts.com image 225x300]

ok, I deserve it. I'll quickly job to another FWC member and go back to the bottom of the card. :(


Dude, Smiths comes in these threads.

All I can say is , watch your cornhole bud.
 
2012-04-02 08:04:45 PM
hello wwe universe it's me mr excitement johnny ace it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to a new and most importantly exciting era in the wwe the excitement era i know that you are all still taking in the majesty of our triumph over team teddy last night and contrary to popular opinion i haven't fired him either he has accomplished a lot as a member of the wwe staff and i would like to wish him all the best in his future endeavours as my official driver as for the men on my team i would like to single out david otunga his leadership was exemplary and he has earned the right to be my go to man for the forseeable future i think he may even be in line for a title shot the miz was a bit of a gamble but cementing that win was huge for us maybe he should face cm punk speaking of punk i have had enough of his bad attitude as the gm of raw smackdown and as the executive vice president of talent relations it is high time that he shows me the respect that i am due in addition to not being allowed to get disqualified i think that we need to enforce a dress code to ensure the safety of our competitors all those piercings obviously represent a hazard in the ring and professionals don't have that many tattoos compare him to david otunga harvard graduated and you don't see him covered in tattoos or have lots of metal sticking out of him that's a real man i have big plans for john cena but i can't help but wonder if his match last night affected him obviously hubris is a problem and spending all that time picking out t-shirts has made him lose focus that is something more fitting of team teddy the undertaker and hhh was a great match truly it was the end of an era if either of them want to compete for me that would be my pleasure this is the excitment era after all i think these guys can fit in chris jericho has a really nice jacket but at the same time he does have a bit of a potty mouth we'll work on that to make sure he is good with the program we are building here did you know that mister excitement is trending on twitter michael cole is an amazing announcer when that old man jr came out i could feel the energy drain from the crowd but michael knew just the right times to chime in to keep the crowd from going to sleep while beth and eve were robbed of a victory against kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly the fact that eve was able to finally make jersey shore by ryder go away really redeemed her in my eyes there are so many other things we are looking forward to presenting you tonight its the first show of the excitement era tonight and i thank you all for your support

(Mr. Excitment John Lauranitis doesn't need punctuation, sentence structure or capital letters, he's that damn good!)

www.kayfabenews.com
 
2012-04-02 08:05:28 PM

Fisty Bum: Horsemen going up first...

/Woo


Stupid cable box.

Damn DVR crapped out, been trying to get it fixed for an hour.

If I can't get it working again, I'VE LOST 6 EPISODES OF AWA WRESTLING FROM 1990!!!!

...THAT'S THE TEAM CHALLENGE SERIES!
 
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