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(YouTube)   The first trailer for the remake of Total Recall is here. Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel in a brawl? Yes please   (youtube.com) divider line 18
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DuudeStanky
2012-04-02 02:02:33 PM
8 votes:
TravisBickle62: Looks like a typical CGI-fest

Yeah, no doubt.
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nmiguy
2012-04-02 01:01:44 PM
3 votes:
Hi, I'm Colin Farrell and I am trying to conceal a massive erection.
carrion_luggage
2012-04-02 12:47:20 PM
3 votes:
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"Welcome to Johnny Cab -- next stop Suckville!"
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-04-02 06:37:46 PM
2 votes:
Kate Beckensale and Jessica Biel in the same movie?

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Wellon Dowd [TotalFark]
2012-04-02 01:31:26 PM
2 votes:
RyansPrivates: Wellon Dowd: Bah!

Looks like too much bullet time. And Beckinsale and Biel are too old. They should have cast Vanessa Hudgens and Sarah Hyland.

You sound gay or maybe you need a seat over there....

/Ok they are young and hot, but I will take Beckinsale over anyone, and I mean anyone.

I decided years ago that I would only fantasize about women who are half my age or younger. I think I was 25 at the time.
Jake Havechek
2012-04-02 12:43:35 PM
2 votes:
Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!
Mr. Parker
2012-04-02 12:41:45 PM
2 votes:
I've got 6 kids to feed man.
DrMcNinja
2012-04-02 08:28:42 PM
1 votes:
The Rock would have been the obvious choice for casting here. Especially if he was doing a bad Arnold accent. OMG that would be awesome. And if he was constantly 4th walling. Maybe covering up the 3 tit girl with his head, all 'Hey guys what's goin' on'. Maybe cast Tracy Morgan as Benny. Throw Danny Devito in as Quato. And of course Arnold would be in there somewhere, maybe as the Johnny Cab or something.

/Quato is gold
Archimedes' Principal
2012-04-02 06:23:05 PM
1 votes:
colinspooky: Sharon. That is all

Done in one.

/ You kiddies enjoy the remake.
// Looks too much like The Matrix
/// Whoa.
T.rex
2012-04-02 01:56:49 PM
1 votes:
TravisBickle62: Looks like a typical CGI-fest

Totally... I mean special effects have no place in a Sci-Fi film. At most, they should've included a few Ray Harryhausen stop-motion effects, and thats it.
PvtHike
2012-04-02 01:37:17 PM
1 votes:
Looks like the Borne Vacation to me.
You Are All Sheep
2012-04-02 01:14:42 PM
1 votes:
Um..Bryan Cranston is the bad guy in this...wtf is everyone biatching about?
miniflea
2012-04-02 01:06:33 PM
1 votes:
Also, why does Cerberus want to arrest him?
Cagey B
2012-04-02 12:44:35 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like they need to get their asses to Mars.
Crewmannumber6 [TotalFark]
2012-04-02 12:44:05 PM
1 votes:
Kunsidduh dat uh divowass
Edward Rooney Dean of Students
2012-04-02 12:41:17 PM
1 votes:
Wellon Dowd: And Beckinsale and Biel are too old.

Two words:

Fark.

You.
miniflea
2012-04-02 12:39:12 PM
1 votes:
Useless without COHAGEN GIVE DEES PEOPLE DE AIYR
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2012-04-02 12:36:03 PM
1 votes:
colinspooky: Sharon. Three-titted whores. That is all

FTFY.
 
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