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(Yahoo)   Who's it gonna be today? Tony Stewart? Kevin Harvick? Jimmie Johnson? Tweetmaster Flash Brad Keselowski? It's the April Fool's Goody's Fast Relief 500 at Martinsville Speedway, 1pm, FOX   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 623
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2012-04-01 12:12:35 PM
My money is on Smoke, and if Tkat is unable to fire up the idol properly due to his injury, could someone please take over the idol duties today?
 
2012-04-01 12:14:05 PM
My money is on the Google car.
 
2012-04-01 12:17:52 PM
Go Mark! Wait. Go 31! Go 88!
 
2012-04-01 12:20:57 PM
Go Junior! And Smoke... and anybody but 18 or 48!
 
2012-04-01 12:24:49 PM
Damn... Kurt Busch qualified behind Last Row Joe? Cool :).
 
2012-04-01 12:28:50 PM
It's that time of year again where I gotta keep track of 2 events at once and hope not to cross post to the wrong thread. Last week worked so nicely :D

So lets go FOX, state the obvious that you do so well every week!
 
2012-04-01 12:32:38 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-01 12:36:14 PM
God I hope this race isn't as BORING as last week...can we get at more than ONE CAUTION????????
 
2012-04-01 12:39:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i44.tinypic.com image 300x300]


THIS
 
2012-04-01 12:40:43 PM

AlexChristopher: God I hope this race isn't as BORING as last week...can we get at more than ONE CAUTION????????


At Martinsville? Yeah I think it's safe to say there will be a few.

I like this race because it's really similar to our local short track. Hard to believe that at the same size and with similar banking they have 43 cars racing. The late models at the short track, there are maybe a dozen. Need to get back out to our local short track this year, lots of fun to be had.
 
2012-04-01 12:41:32 PM
Today's Winnar:

kevinharvick.com
 
2012-04-01 12:41:37 PM
Go #24! Go Smoke!

/Burn, Jimmy, burn!
 
2012-04-01 12:42:07 PM
Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........
 
2012-04-01 12:42:38 PM
Watched parts of the truck race yesterday. Those guys definitely use the extra sheet metal to their advantage.
 
2012-04-01 12:42:38 PM
Kevin Harvick #29 13/2

Kyle Busch #18 6/1
*I always but on this buttwad...if he is going to win I want to be sure that I make money as well

Tony Stewart #14 9/1

Jamie McMurray #1 45/1

Regan Smith #78 175/1
*Today's longshot

Denny Hamlin #11 4/1
*Today's favorite
 
2012-04-01 12:42:54 PM

turbokat: Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........


And how is the recovery going?
 
2012-04-01 12:45:02 PM

four95: turbokat: Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........

And how is the recovery going?


I was supposed to go back to work Wednesday, but it still hurt like a mofo. Much better today and I go back tomorrow.
 
2012-04-01 12:45:23 PM

AlexChristopher: God I hope this race isn't as BORING as last week...can we get at more than ONE CAUTION????????


No way Martinsville will be boring. This is not a cookie-cutter D-oval track like Fontana. M'ville is the smallest Sprint track, even smaller than Bristol. Look for a fun day of bumping and rubbing.
 
2012-04-01 12:45:55 PM
Vickers is back, this should be fun.
 
2012-04-01 12:45:59 PM

nekom: AlexChristopher: God I hope this race isn't as BORING as last week...can we get at more than ONE CAUTION????????

At Martinsville? Yeah I think it's safe to say there will be a few.

I like this race because it's really similar to our local short track. Hard to believe that at the same size and with similar banking they have 43 cars racing. The late models at the short track, there are maybe a dozen. Need to get back out to our local short track this year, lots of fun to be had.


...but that's what they said last week...and the only caution was because of RAIN!!!!...and they stopped the race anyway
 
2012-04-01 12:46:33 PM
29 - 16 - 39 - 55. And then the hatch opens.

/hello all
 
2012-04-01 12:46:35 PM

turbokat: four95: turbokat: Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........

And how is the recovery going?

I was supposed to go back to work Wednesday, but it still hurt like a mofo. Much better today and I go back tomorrow.


Good to hear, just don't let the pain in the wrist restrain the working of the idols :).
 
2012-04-01 12:46:54 PM

turbokat: four95: turbokat: Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........

And how is the recovery going?

I was supposed to go back to work Wednesday, but it still hurt like a mofo. Much better today and I go back tomorrow.


Glad you're healing well. Keep the idol rubbing to a minimum. We'll help you out if necessary.
 
2012-04-01 12:48:14 PM
Anyone see those espn videos of seat swap with Stewart and Hamilton? Or the earlier one with Gordon and Montoya? After driving a few laps in each other's cars it basically went like this.

F1 driver after racing a Nascar stock car: That was fun, they make a really cool noise.

Nascar driver after racing a F1 car: That was possibly the greatest racing experience of my life.

Nascar would be awesome if it was just retired Formula One drivers.
 
2012-04-01 12:49:11 PM
The Google car! I want one!
 
2012-04-01 12:49:18 PM

catastrophe averted: AlexChristopher: God I hope this race isn't as BORING as last week...can we get at more than ONE CAUTION????????

No way Martinsville will be boring. This is not a cookie-cutter D-oval track like Fontana. M'ville is the smallest Sprint track, even smaller than Bristol. Look for a fun day of bumping and rubbing.


...LOTS of. Fun in Virginia
 
2012-04-01 12:51:53 PM
Go Biff, too! I'd love to see him keep that points lead for awhile...
 
2012-04-01 12:52:00 PM
Prohibition Ends...

and I'm too poor to restock the swill cabinet.

/dry race, le sigh
 
2012-04-01 12:52:31 PM

turbokat: four95: turbokat: Idols: Powered! Wrist: Braced! Beer: Cold!

Looking forward to a great race! And that's not the meds talking.........

And how is the recovery going?

I was supposed to go back to work Wednesday, but it still hurt like a mofo. Much better today and I go back tomorrow.


Glad to hear it... You should keep a cold one in each hand today to keep yourself limber...
 
2012-04-01 12:55:03 PM

Mztlplx: Prohibition Ends...

and I'm too poor to restock the swill cabinet.

/dry race, le sigh


Same here, but for different reasons. I'm baby-sitting my grandson all day. I was hoping he could be the responsible adult, but nooooooooooo.... he absolutely refuses to do a beer run. Darn 4 yr olds!
 
2012-04-01 12:56:19 PM
Alright... got the chicken wings started, got the Heineken in the fridge (and one sitting in front of me), now all we need is a green flag dropping!
 
2012-04-01 12:57:20 PM

catastrophe averted: Mztlplx: Prohibition Ends...

and I'm too poor to restock the swill cabinet.

/dry race, le sigh

Same here, but for different reasons. I'm baby-sitting my grandson all day. I was hoping he could be the responsible adult, but nooooooooooo.... he absolutely refuses to do a beer run. Darn 4 yr olds!


If you get him a case of this, you might talk him into it...

www.freakingnews.com
 
2012-04-01 12:57:38 PM

Mztlplx: Prohibition Ends...

and I'm too poor to restock the swill cabinet.

/dry race, le sigh


I had that problem last week, I know how you feel...
 
2012-04-01 01:00:17 PM
DAMNIT. DirecTV & FOX are fighting and they pulled it from my channel list here in Indianapolis. Any online streams?
 
2012-04-01 01:00:32 PM

four95: catastrophe averted: Mztlplx:

If you get him a case of this, you might talk him into it...

[www.freakingnews.com image 600x601]


I really hope that's a joke label....
 
2012-04-01 01:01:05 PM
At least if the race this week sucks I can flip over to the April Fool's Day 3 Stooges Marathon
 
2012-04-01 01:01:29 PM
try frontrowsports.eu (tho the stream got shut off mid-race last week)
 
2012-04-01 01:01:31 PM
The Highty Tighties?
 
2012-04-01 01:01:42 PM
www.bluethunderracingcollectibles.com
 
2012-04-01 01:02:45 PM
Hey now - let's hear it for the classic Star Spangled Banner (sans unnecessary vocal acrobatic mutilation)!
 
2012-04-01 01:03:20 PM
F-18s on the flyover. I helped design the tailsections on those :)
 
2012-04-01 01:03:21 PM

mrtk421: DAMNIT. DirecTV & FOX are fighting and they pulled it from my channel list here in Indianapolis. Any online streams?


http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/116623/1/watch-nascar-sprint-cup-- - goodys-fast-relief-500.html
 
2012-04-01 01:03:52 PM
Cheap and always good!

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2012-04-01 01:04:28 PM

swampgirl: Hey now - let's hear it for the classic Star Spangled Banner (sans unnecessary vocal acrobatic mutilation)!


Applause! The way it SHOULD be sung.
 
2012-04-01 01:04:43 PM
FIRSTrowsports. Thanks for the correction Catastrophe (and sorry for the misdirect mrtk)
 
2012-04-01 01:05:16 PM

four95: The Highty Tighties?


Totes heard that as 'Tighty Whitey's', which caused me to walk back into the living room from the kitchen, LOL...
 
2012-04-01 01:05:50 PM
How many of the regs are in Vegas this weekend? Population seems lower than normal.

/Pacedog is still missing
 
2012-04-01 01:06:41 PM
Let's try this again! Cheap and ALWAYS good!

i40.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 01:06:42 PM

MFAWG: four95: The Highty Tighties?

Totes heard that as 'Tighty Whitey's', which caused me to walk back into the living room from the kitchen, LOL...


Thought it might be this guy:

whitenoiseinsanity.com
 
2012-04-01 01:07:14 PM

Mztlplx: How many of the regs are in Vegas this weekend? Population seems lower than normal.

/Pacedog is still missing


mikaloyd is prolly still sleeping it off in Vegas.
 
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