House elf.

The kid will have no trouble with nose candy.

It looks like the bat in Ferngully.

Hellloooooo, nurse!

Some days you wake up feeling like a naked baby aardvark.

It could use a Kleenex, moisturizer, and a pedicure, but the Kleenex is the highest priority.\



Man, that's some serious greenie boogers in its right nostril.

It's kinda cute in a weird way. Just needs some fur, then it will be adorable.

Alf is the father?

Oh, come on... it's a baby animal. How ugly could it really be?

/clicks link

KILL IT! KILL IT!!! It's HORRIBLE!!!!!

Ani! Ani!
Meesah drinkin' from a baba!

hillary: It could use a Kleenex, moisturizer, and a pedicure, but the Kleenex is the highest priority.\

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Man, that's some serious greenie boogers in its right nostril.

or its been huffing paint, it is florida

I think it's cute

wippit: Ani! Ani!
Meesah drinkin' from a baba!

Bingo.

Still looks cuter than my first son when he was born. Little alien baby he was.

Looks like Paris Hilton and her purse dog had a kid named Larry.

A live birth with those nails. Mom must be pretty tore up. Literally.

sweater_pups: In before the "I'd like to be milk fed by that nurse" comments.

I'd let her "feed the aardvark" if you know what I mean.

When do they turn blue?

Looks like Eeyore to me.

That is just downright adorable.
Why is it being bottle fed? Where is the Mother Aardvark?

violentsalvation: The little guy looks to be made entirely out of testicle skin.

Testicles don't have skin. The scrotum, which encases them, does.

/please don't skin my testicles

Talk about a face only a mother could love.

Although both are covered already, I still have to say the following thoughts occured..
(In the voice of Jacky Mason) "Well now you can see why I'm blue!", followed immediately by "See Ani, meesa coulda beena much worse, meesa coulda beena Babi. BABI, ANI! Ani?"

hillary: A live birth with those nails. Mom must be pretty tore up. Literally.

That was my first thought. Maybe the claws are soft until they dry out in the air or something. Otherwise, totally explains why it has to be bottle fed. Mom is shredded.

Aww. It's cute in that strange hairless terrestrial mammal sort of way. Definitely cuter than a hairless rat.

Then again, I have seen many a baby fly. My standards are probably low.

/Botflies are the worst.

Oh come on, it's cute. It's not like human babies are usually born covered in fur, either.


/unless they're premature, so the lanugo hasn't fallen off yet.

I wonder how it tastes? What kind of wine goes with aardvark?

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That's an armadillo, numbnuts. Completely different animal.

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Anteater. Not the same.

And I think it's adorable. Of course, I think most baby animals are adorable, each in their own way. I even like spiders, so, y'know...

Aardvarks are really sweet critters. I used to love to go and pat the one at the San Diego zoo when I was there. Very good-natured little fella. They are never "covered in hair", by the way, even as adults. They just get a few, long, wiry hairs on them here and there - kinda like a pig.

They are born head-first, and the arms & legs are pointing backwards when they emerge, so no problemo with the claws unless there is a breach birth. You folks must think babies claw their way out of the womb or something - that's NOT how it works...

/Science - how does it farking work??