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(Guardian)   I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen   (guardian.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-04-01 01:35:45 PM  
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."
 
2012-04-01 02:38:35 PM  
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2012-04-01 02:39:23 PM  
FRAAAAANK
 
2012-04-01 02:45:45 PM  
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
 
2012-04-01 02:54:07 PM  
Approves

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2012-04-01 03:21:56 PM  

I'll take a GERTY over HAL anyday.


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2012-04-01 03:22:36 PM  
"Open the pod bay door, Hal."

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2012-04-01 03:58:04 PM  

skinink: I'll take a GERTY over HAL anyday.
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Loved that movie.
 
2012-04-01 04:33:58 PM  
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Father, give me legs.
 
2012-04-01 05:41:30 PM  

skinink: I'll take a GERTY over HAL anyday.
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Good movie. Glad I'm not the only one who thought so.
 
2012-04-01 05:51:19 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: skinink: I'll take a GERTY over HAL anyday.
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Good movie. Glad I'm not the only one who thought so.


ROCKWELL WAS ROBBED!
 
2012-04-01 05:54:50 PM  
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Don't worry Hal, I'll protect you.
 
2012-04-01 06:44:18 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: "Open the pod bay door, Hal."


Say that to Siri enough times in a row, and she'll finally respond with "Sorry , I'm afraid I can't do that" in a slower voice.
 
2012-04-01 07:05:13 PM  

ABQGOD: StoneColdAtheist: "Open the pod bay door, Hal."

Say that to Siri enough times in a row, and she'll finally respond with "Sorry , I'm afraid I can't do that" in a slower voice.


what if you ask it "open the pod bay door, siri"? y'know... so that you know that you are asking IT a question?

I know! I'll shoot a message over to my friend that is into that apple stuff!

not dissing you, I'm actually intrigued, and I'll probably get a faster response.
 
2012-04-01 07:18:49 PM  

skinink: I'll take a GERTY over HAL anyday.


"Moon" was a great movie, but GERTY sounded like Kevin Spacey, and I've seen him countless times in other films. I've never seen Douglas Rain in another movie role ever, so HAL's voice remains uniquely HAL.
 
2012-04-01 08:10:41 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: ABQGOD: StoneColdAtheist: "Open the pod bay door, Hal."

Say that to Siri enough times in a row, and she'll finally respond with "Sorry , I'm afraid I can't do that" in a slower voice.

what if you ask it "open the pod bay door, siri"? y'know... so that you know that you are asking IT a question?

I know! I'll shoot a message over to my friend that is into that apple stuff!

not dissing you, I'm actually intrigued, and I'll probably get a faster response.


LOL...I once asked Ramona to divide some number by zero, and she replied, "I don't do stupid math tricks."
 
2012-04-01 09:00:59 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: LOL...I once asked Ramona to divide some number by zero, and she replied, "I don't do stupid math tricks."


I just spent 5 minutes with Ramona. Gotta say, that is the dumbest AI piece of shiat i've ever experienced.
 
2012-04-01 10:20:55 PM  
Does this unit have a soul?
 
2012-04-01 11:19:03 PM  
Today's Liō:
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2012-04-01 11:45:07 PM  

OrcusFelinus: StoneColdAtheist: LOL...I once asked Ramona to divide some number by zero, and she replied, "I don't do stupid math tricks."

I just spent 5 minutes with Ramona. Gotta say, that is the dumbest AI piece of shiat i've ever experienced.


Oh god me too ..

My excuse is marijuana though and my time spent was more like 15 mins..
 
2012-04-02 12:36:56 AM  

Rebirthmusik: OrcusFelinus: StoneColdAtheist: LOL...I once asked Ramona to divide some number by zero, and she replied, "I don't do stupid math tricks."

I just spent 5 minutes with Ramona. Gotta say, that is the dumbest AI piece of shiat i've ever experienced.

Oh god me too ..

My excuse is marijuana though and my time spent was more like 15 mins..


LOL...yeah, Ramona is a one-hit girl, ;^)
 
2012-04-02 02:05:14 AM  
Shepard, when you have time, I have another question for you. Actually, I have 1,623,058, but I'm pacing myself.
 
2012-04-02 04:07:14 AM  
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2012-04-02 04:52:28 AM  
certainly my fav tv/cinema computer

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2012-04-02 11:07:50 AM  
So, did this article actually dismiss Watson for screwing up a geography question (calling Toronto a US city)? I would call that a Turing test win any day of the week. A database gets that question right, it takes human intellect to have the correct information but still get the answer wrong.
 
2012-04-03 11:16:51 PM  

RivenSilver: Does this unit have a soul?


The answer to your question...is yes.
 
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