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		The most terrifying video you will see all day: the evolution of Lindsay Lohan's face over the years. Safe for work, but not your soul (huffingtonpost.com)		91
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boogerwolf		2012-04-01 03:22:36 PM

Pud: Ok, It's official. I'm bored. (new window)

Fark cocaine, meth is a helluva drug! Damn!!!

Zoomaster		2012-04-01 03:28:17 PM

It has been all down hill since The Parent Trap

Somaticasual		2012-04-01 03:28:27 PM

How about putting a normal pretty young girl's progression up to the age of 30? Granted, there have definitely been some unflattering photos of lohan - but I suspect most people would still be less flattering when captured candidly by a bunch of douchey paparazzi looking for the "worst lohan pic" because it sells papers.

You'll see most people start to lose their youthful good lucks over that period. It's basic biology - beauty (as a biological cue) *should* fade the closer the individual gets to sub-prime reproductive stages.. It's why you rarely consider elderly men or women attractive, and why women get crap when get hit 35-40..

pottie		2012-04-01 03:33:39 PM

While looking at the pictures the little voice in my head whispered:

"Here she is at 10 and at 25, at 40 and 45 and here she is at 60."

J. Frank Parnell		2012-04-01 03:44:12 PM

Somaticasual: You'll see most people start to lose their youthful good lucks over that period. It's basic biology - beauty (as a biological cue) *should* fade the closer the individual gets to sub-prime reproductive stages.. It's why you rarely consider elderly men or women attractive, and why women get crap when get hit 35-40..

Sure, but biological age does not coincide exactly with chronological age. There's more factors at work.

Exercise and caloric intake are significant factors in biological aging, especially after 25.

shivashakti		2012-04-01 04:00:47 PM

Dr. Speed: My reaction to your handle

My reaction to Lindsay Lohan at the end...

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MBrady		2012-04-01 04:02:43 PM

How about everyone bet as to what time stamp in the video did she start with the drugs?

thamike		2012-04-01 04:22:59 PM

MBrady: How about everyone bet as to what time stamp in the video did she start with the drugs?

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MontanaDave		2012-04-01 04:35:01 PM

If I ever go against the advice to never stick it in crazy, I hope it's with her.

proteon		2012-04-01 04:37:07 PM

AbbeySomeone: Weird, but it almost seems like having the media up your ass on an hourly basis may cause some emotional or psychological need to escape. Leave this beleagured woman alone for crissakes.

B... but wouldn't you want your kids to be cash-cow child-stars?

The look across her face over the last 1/4 of that video is pure pharmaceutical.

namegoeshere		2012-04-01 04:45:03 PM

Stop with the duck lips, ladies. It does not look good on anyone.

Torsoheap		2012-04-01 04:47:31 PM

I miss the red hair and freckles.

EKU Colonel		2012-04-01 04:59:57 PM

It seems things start to go wrong at about the 35 second mark...

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-04-01 05:00:24 PM

juniperwasting: Following the eyes, she just starts to look like she is sad. I really hope that she gets well, as I would still hit it like the angry fist of god.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ not even a Return to Red (or Black!) could save her now. She's seen too much, and done too much, and had too much done to her. Maybe she could play those types of rules, if she had any sort of work ethic whatsoever.

Galileo's Daughter		2012-04-01 05:34:42 PM

rickythepenguin: gyat-DAMN!!!!

she's twenty FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE? no way.

i'm no prize myself, but.....at least i get carded sometimes and get the "wow, i never would have guess your age" but.......25?

She's young enough to be my daughter yet she looks older than me. I pity her.

casual disregard		2012-04-01 05:50:14 PM

So I don't give a shiat about what rag you read. I don't think HuffPo is any better or worse than Fox News. But when you link to an article that has an embedded YouTube video and the article itself is not value-added, why not just link to the YouTube video itself??

History's Greatest Monster		2012-04-01 05:54:37 PM

That was terrifying, but I think it was the morphing effect coupled with my current state of intoxication rather than the deterioration of Miss Lohan's physical attractiveness.

gimmegimme		2012-04-01 05:59:33 PM

I love the music in the video. It sounds like the creepy music from a Bush-is-hiding-bin-Laden-in-a-secret-Antarctic-base video.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-01 06:02:34 PM

25 the hard way.

No Such Agency		2012-04-01 06:12:16 PM

realmolo: I honestly feel a little bad for her. Her parents screwed her up in a major way.

Not that she isn't ultimately responsible for her own actions, but she obviously doesn't have anyone around her that cares about her. They all just see her as meal-ticket.

I felt the same way about Amy Winehouse. How can there be NOBODY to step in and get these people back on track?

The answer, of course, is that Hollywood eats people up and spits them out, and if you can't protect yourself, you're probably going to die young.

I always thought a useful Hollywood service would be two really big guys, a panel van, and a cabin in the woods stocked with organic food and methadone. Sadly the ones who need it the most would be the least interested.

proteon		2012-04-01 06:34:42 PM

No Such Agency: realmolo: I honestly feel a little bad for her. Her parents screwed her up in a major way.

Not that she isn't ultimately responsible for her own actions, but she obviously doesn't have anyone around her that cares about her. They all just see her as meal-ticket.

I felt the same way about Amy Winehouse. How can there be NOBODY to step in and get these people back on track?

The answer, of course, is that Hollywood eats people up and spits them out, and if you can't protect yourself, you're probably going to die young.

I always thought a useful Hollywood service would be two really big guys, a panel van, and a cabin in the woods stocked with organic food and methadone. Sadly the ones who need it the most would be the least interested.

Or hold them against their will in a secret underground lair and detox, feed and train them in martial arts and philosophy then release them all bad ass and in your debt back into the world.

gimmegimme		2012-04-01 06:38:58 PM

proteon: No Such Agency: realmolo: I honestly feel a little bad for her. Her parents screwed her up in a major way.

Not that she isn't ultimately responsible for her own actions, but she obviously doesn't have anyone around her that cares about her. They all just see her as meal-ticket.

I felt the same way about Amy Winehouse. How can there be NOBODY to step in and get these people back on track?

The answer, of course, is that Hollywood eats people up and spits them out, and if you can't protect yourself, you're probably going to die young.

I always thought a useful Hollywood service would be two really big guys, a panel van, and a cabin in the woods stocked with organic food and methadone. Sadly the ones who need it the most would be the least interested.

Or hold them against their will in a secret underground lair and detox, feed and train them in martial arts and philosophy then release them all bad ass and in your debt back into the world.

i43.tower.com

fusillade762		2012-04-01 06:52:26 PM

Mentat: ~~Cocaine's~~ Plastic surgery's a hell of a drug.

FTFY.

ltdanman44		2012-04-01 07:40:09 PM

r1chard3		2012-04-01 09:50:04 PM

proteon: Or hold them against their will in a secret underground lair and detox, feed and train them in martial arts and philosophy then release them all bad ass and in your debt back into the world.

I'd like to option that script.

/or subscribe to that newsletter.

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-04-01 10:00:19 PM

But isn't this good? Aging is great, it makes you wiser and better.

Canton		2012-04-01 10:29:21 PM

Now I haz a sad. Hopefully she will pull a Drew Barrymore, however, rather than a River Phoenix.

Carousel Beast		2012-04-01 10:34:04 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: But isn't this good? Aging is great, it makes you wiser and better.

Quantum Apostrophe
(favorite: Idiot. Believes in life extension and that nothing useful ever came out of space exploration)

What's your excuse then?

/Assuming you're not 12

mrsinatra		2012-04-01 10:37:57 PM

You know, I used to always hope she'd turn it around even long after most had given up on her. She was so hot and even had some talent. I live on an Indian Reservation (The Rosebud in South Dakota--came here to teach) and she would be an old 25 even here. Keep in mind this is a place where people die of liver cirrhosis in their early 20s. She is a serious waste of a hot chick.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-04-01 11:27:06 PM

The passed-out-in-car picture really signals the beginning of the downward spiral. Except for the black hair picture just a few seconds earlier, all the prior pictures show a pretty, fresh-faced girl. Just about all the following ones look worse than the one before it.

megalynn44		2012-04-01 11:39:44 PM

Dear Lindsey,

Never ever go blonde ever again. You look horrible as a blonde. You're a red head. Go with it.

tira		2012-04-02 12:17:32 AM

It's the nose job...watch for the nose job! She's cute, adorable, dare I say sexy, then BAM, skeletor on drugs.

minorshan		2012-04-02 03:46:06 AM

The Great EZE: Anyone else getting flashbacks to those truly awful last couple of seasons of Roseanne?

It's a game in my household to make a slidewhistle/melting sound in transition into Roseanne's dramatic plastic surgery (here (new window). It's still funny to us, years later, I'm ashamed to say.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-04-02 03:48:46 AM

Natural redheads shouldn't dye their hair or wear freckle covering makeup. They're already as beautiful as beautiful gets, IMO

/is serious

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-04-02 03:51:51 AM

gsiofa		2012-04-02 05:13:27 AM

Yama hama, it's fright night!

thamike		2012-04-02 09:04:43 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x534]

Jamie's a very cool chick.

beerrun		2012-04-02 09:55:14 AM

Pud: Ok, It's official. I'm bored. (new window)

Whoa. That one chick turned into Dave Mustaine!

HKWolf		2012-04-02 01:12:17 PM

Pud: Ok, It's official. I'm bored. (new window)

My god....Meth literally sucks the life out of you. What's with all the acne scars? Meth gives you bad skin?

Boondock3806		2012-04-02 01:44:40 PM

This looks more like a graphic on the power of makeup than anything else. That, and how depressing it is when someone's entire life is a circus sideshow.

atlfarkette		2012-04-03 08:34:30 PM

I think part of the problem is sun damage. The partying has taken its toll for sure but she's fair skinned and loves the sun. That'll fark up a person's face quick.

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