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2012-04-05 12:21:38 AM  

Fisty Bum: [www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com image 500x359]


I'm now going to lose to Razor Ramon in 10 seconds.
 
2012-04-05 12:21:41 AM  

Master P but not that one: 5914 to crack the top 10?

hhmm....

Steiner Brothers were a better tag team then Legion of Doom.

Discuss.


I have always thought that Dog Faced Gremlin is one of the best nickname I have ever heard.
 
2012-04-05 12:21:44 AM  
*cough*
 
2012-04-05 12:21:54 AM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

>Roma
 
2012-04-05 12:21:59 AM  
Last 5800? Standing
 
2012-04-05 12:22:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:22:12 AM  
Near the end, The Wrestling threads devolve into the TF staple of LP threads.
 
2012-04-05 12:22:15 AM  

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 600x368]

I've replaced my fiat currency with gold.


RON PAUL approves, is still crazy
 
2012-04-05 12:22:18 AM  

Dougie AXP: This last surge in post count warms me to the cockles of my heart.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:22:21 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Last Giant Standing?
 
2012-04-05 12:22:22 AM  
This is never going to end, is it? VKM is a mod and will keep it open as long as he damn well pleases.

/YES!
 
2012-04-05 12:22:23 AM  
i.ytimg.com

I quit...
 
2012-04-05 12:22:30 AM  

You know what, for posterity sake

Grables'Daughter, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Attention Whore Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Grables. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on Fark.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Drew's ass.

You're as good as kissing Drew's ass as Pocket Ninja was. I don't know if you're as good as Bevets though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best Farker in the world.

I've been the best since day one when I walked into this website. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Weaver95 saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Weaver95 guy. You know who else was a Weaver95 guy? Pizilla. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Pizilla is I'm going to leave with the Attention Whore Championship.

I've grabbed so many of Drew's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this tab, in the main page, even in political commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little favorite lists. I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely quoted. I don't get to be in memes. I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the Fark TV. I'm not on the poster of the World Fark Party. I'm not on the signature that's put at the top of each page. I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Bevets is in the main event on the Politics tab and I'm not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are quoting in those tabs right now. You're the ones that use this site that my quotes aren't at the top of. And then at five in the morning at the geek tab, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you're too lazy to go get a real job.

I'm leaving with the Attention Whore Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in Twitter. Maybe...I'll go back to Reddit.

Hey, Smiths, how you doing?

The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour money into this website. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Drew is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Skinnyhead, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Drew is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Drew alright. We do this whole post whore campaign.....

Mic cut off.

 
2012-04-05 12:22:35 AM  

Dougie AXP: This last surge in post count warms me to the cockles of my heart.


I might have to pee in a coke can...
 
2012-04-05 12:22:53 AM  
i.imgur.com

For Beltless Wonder.
 
2012-04-05 12:23:15 AM  

Dougie AXP: You know what, for posterity sake

Grables'Daughter, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Attention Whore Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Grables. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on Fark.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Drew's ass.

You're as good as kissing Drew's ass as Pocket Ninja was. I don't know if you're as good as Bevets though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best Farker in the world.

I've been the best since day one when I walked into this website. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Weaver95 saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Weaver95 guy. You know who else was a Weaver95 guy? Pizilla. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Pizilla is I'm going to leave with the Attention Whore Championship.

I've grabbed so many of Drew's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this tab, in the main page, even in political commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little favorite lists. I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely quoted. I don't get to be in memes. I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the Fark TV. I'm not on the poster of the World Fark Party. I'm not on the signature that's put at the top of each page. I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm no ...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:23:19 AM  

eddievercetti: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I quit...


Get up you sonofabiatch
 
2012-04-05 12:23:24 AM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Last Jack Standing
 
2012-04-05 12:23:40 AM  
mimg.ugo.com

QUIT THIS THREAD DREW!
 
2012-04-05 12:23:40 AM  

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: This last surge in post count warms me to the cockles of my heart.

[i.imgur.com image 234x216]


I'd love to see Nattie stroke her goatee like that.

slam.canoe.ca
 
2012-04-05 12:23:57 AM  

P-Money All $tar: [www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 199x261]

Last Jack Standing


Crocodile Dundee is not impressed.
 
2012-04-05 12:23:58 AM  
i.imgur.com

I meant *this* one was for Beltless Wonder.
 
2012-04-05 12:24:17 AM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

RODZ!!
 
2012-04-05 12:24:19 AM  
Last Meat Standing

media.treehugger.com

YES YES YES
 
2012-04-05 12:24:19 AM  

Trombruno: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 194x259]

Last Giant Standing?


No, he's been on his back since 2010.
 
2012-04-05 12:24:22 AM  

eddievercetti: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I quit...


That didn't sound anything like you.

/LMS
 
2012-04-05 12:24:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:24:46 AM  
www.wrestlecrap.com
 
2012-04-05 12:24:51 AM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Dammit Quit!
 
2012-04-05 12:24:53 AM  
I went to get food, and I thought this thread would be closed. It has 300 more posts than when I left.
 
2012-04-05 12:24:57 AM  

This thread


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:25:02 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Last Meat Standing

[media.treehugger.com image 468x461]

YES YES YES


images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-05 12:25:12 AM  
MOAR!
 
2012-04-05 12:25:14 AM  

eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 500x385]

QUIT THIS THREAD DREW!


RING THE DAMN BELL!!!

This is a SLOBBERKNOCKER
 
2012-04-05 12:25:21 AM  
It wasn't good the first time Dougie.
 
2012-04-05 12:25:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:25:32 AM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Got Milk, Man?
 
2012-04-05 12:25:49 AM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-04-05 12:25:53 AM  
BAH GAWD KING, THIS THREAD JUST WON'T QUIT!
 
2012-04-05 12:25:55 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-05 12:26:00 AM  
DAMMIT KING, THESE PEOPLE HAVE A FAMILY!!! LET THEM GO!
 
2012-04-05 12:26:08 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: It wasn't good the first time Dougie.


Grables'Daughter, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Attention Whore Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Grables. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on Fark.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Drew's ass.

You're as good as kissing Drew's ass as Pocket Ninja was. I don't know if you're as good as Bevets though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best Farker in the world.

I've been the best since day one when I walked into this website. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Weaver95 saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Weaver95 guy. You know who else was a Weaver95 guy? Pizilla. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Pizilla is I'm going to leave with the Attention Whore Championship.

I've grabbed so many of Drew's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this tab, in the main page, even in political commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little favorite lists. I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely quoted. I don't get to be in memes. I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the Fark TV. I'm not on the poster of the World Fark Party. I'm not on the signature that's put at the top of each. I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Bevets is in the main event on the Politics tab and I'm not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are quoting in those tabs right now. You're the ones that use this site that my quotes aren't at the top of. And then at five in the morning at the geek tab, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you're too lazy to go get a real job.

I'm leaving with the Attention Whore Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in Twitter. Maybe...I'll go back to Reddit.

Hey, Smiths, how you doing?

The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour money into this website. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Drew is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Skinnyhead, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Drew is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Drew alright. We do this whole post whore campaign.....

Mic cut off.

 
2012-04-05 12:26:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:26:23 AM  

slamjack: I went to get food, and I thought this thread would be closed. It has 300 more posts than when I left.


Food?

Fine, your name's flapjack now, and you're a tree.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-05 12:26:43 AM  
words. pictures all the same

lms
 
2012-04-05 12:26:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-05 12:26:49 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: It wasn't good the first time Dougie.


So...is Dougie favorited? Yes? No?
 
2012-04-05 12:26:51 AM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net

TAP OUT, FARKING TAP OUT!
 
2012-04-05 12:27:08 AM  
cdn3.sbnation.com

/Moar please?
 
2012-04-05 12:27:18 AM  

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com


SUPER NINJA
AKA

RIP OLIVER

/clothesoff
 
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