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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
    More: Interesting, Big Boss Man, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, WWE, PPV, funeral directors, WrestleMania XXVIII  
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2012-04-01 07:06:05 PM  
I hope we have a moment like Wrestlemania XX, when Eddie celebrated in the ring at the end of the night with himself!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 07:06:08 PM  
Okay, the singing wasn't too bad....
 
2012-04-01 07:06:08 PM  

eddievercetti: robsul82: Keith David is narrating the opening package, lol, Vince went all out.

Hasn't he done WM promos since 2000?


Has he? Still cool they got an actual actor.
 
2012-04-01 07:06:20 PM  
Alright, promo team. It's WrestleMania, not the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Let's not get carried away.
 
2012-04-01 07:06:24 PM  
Hey look its a promo about a 50 year old Taker who only wrestles once a year and a 45 year old Hunter who is missing both quad muscles.

/Wondering if I should go fap to the Stephanie interview on Stern where she talks about what her vajayay looks like and how often she shaves it.
 
2012-04-01 07:06:29 PM  

robsul82: I don't know why anyone would've taken the under at 10.5 of video packages.

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN, people.


robsul is Kelly Kelly?

COMMMMEEEEOOOOONNNNNN
 
2012-04-01 07:06:40 PM  
An era ends... but the promos don't.
 
2012-04-01 07:06:56 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: YES! CAPTAIN ANDERSON!

fark Udena


Agreed. Anderson's a bad ass. And I always knew Udina was scum.
 
2012-04-01 07:06:57 PM  

robsul82: I don't know why anyone would've taken the under at 10.5 of video packages.

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN, people.


Does the intro count as 1?
 
2012-04-01 07:07:09 PM  
Promo/BackstageVintagette #1
 
2012-04-01 07:07:12 PM  
hypothetically speaking, if I were trying to stream from First Row Sports and it crapped out on me, where else could I look?
 
2012-04-01 07:07:14 PM  
THIS IS VINTAGE WRESTLEMANIA!

#shutthefarkupcole
 
2012-04-01 07:07:20 PM  
That's more people than you'll see during all the April games for the Marlins
 
2012-04-01 07:07:23 PM  
 
2012-04-01 07:07:30 PM  
From Keith David to Michael Cole....

#SHUTUPCOLE
 
2012-04-01 07:07:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: CommiePuddin: My daughter pulled the power to my cable box. I can't order the PPV until the guide repopulates.

This sucks.

Just remember... the crippler crossface is not good or proper parenting.


I call this "Wrestlemania ruining" age. When my son was this age, he poured two ounces of milk into the cable box, which shorted out just as Aretha was getting into America the Beautiful* with several friends over. We wound up chasing the show across the county, winding up at a Hooters and a sketchy house in Alexandria. It took me two years to talk people into coming to the house to watch wrestling again.

I didn't kill him, I won't kill her.

* It makes me happy that America the Beautiful has become a tradition at Wrestlemania.
 
2012-04-01 07:07:38 PM  
The announce team needs more JR
 
2012-04-01 07:07:46 PM  
Never too early for a #shutupcole.
 
2012-04-01 07:07:49 PM  
LIME STATUS!?!?!?!!??!?!?!
 
2012-04-01 07:07:53 PM  
Did they bother the Marlin's new horrid home run celebration thing?
 
2012-04-01 07:07:55 PM  
Lime Status check
 
2012-04-01 07:07:56 PM  
IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING LOBSTERHEAD
 
2012-04-01 07:07:57 PM  
LIME STATUS = TOO MANY
 
2012-04-01 07:08:00 PM  

BiggityBanninated: Dear WWE:


I am stealing Wrestlemania because instead of a tag title defense we're getting a Divas Match, probably an hour and a half worth of not-wrestling-but-talking and a "Don't forget about these other 20 guys on the roster" clusterfark. I don't believe that you will provide me with $55 of entertainment.

Instead I will buy a CM Punk best in the world T-shirt, because he is the only reason I have any interest in your product at all right now.

If you job him tonight I will probably only pretend to watch while I complain about your product in the weekly Fark and Reddit threads.

Sincerely,

Value Minded Smark


There's weekly reddit threads for WWE?
 
2012-04-01 07:08:00 PM  
Serious boos for Limes. Wow.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:02 PM  
Oh crap.....THE LIMES

//they moved back 1 spot in one year
 
2012-04-01 07:08:03 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and start right now.

::Ahem::

#SHUTUPCOLE!!
 
2012-04-01 07:08:05 PM  
I think its great thst a wrasslin event can sell out a football stadium.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:06 PM  
Lime check?
 
2012-04-01 07:08:09 PM  
Let's hope we get a good match and the crowd gets interested early.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:21 PM  
Are there too many limes?

YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
 
2012-04-01 07:08:22 PM  
LIME STATUS: TOO MANY

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-01 07:08:23 PM  
purple sin cara checking in.

love the use of bloody beetroots in that promo
 
2012-04-01 07:08:29 PM  

BiggityBanninated: Hey look its a promo about a 50 year old Taker who only wrestles once a year and a 45 year old Hunter who is missing both quad muscles.

/Wondering if I should go fap to the Stephanie interview on Stern where she talks about what her vajayay looks like and how often she shaves it.


Macho didn't like 'em hairy.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 07:08:30 PM  
Sheamus and Bryan are used to leading off the show I guess.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:35 PM  
My God. It's going to take Taker an hour to get to the ring from there!
 
2012-04-01 07:08:44 PM  
Jesus Christ, Seamus and DB out first?

The Big Goldy is the new IC Title.

This doesn't bode well if the farking CHAMP is the opening match.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:45 PM  
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

WORLD

HEAVYWEIGHT

CHAMPION!
 
2012-04-01 07:08:49 PM  
th38.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 07:08:50 PM  
YES
YES
YES
YES
 
2012-04-01 07:08:50 PM  
What's this? Michael Cole actually announcing?

Truly the end times is upon us.
 
2012-04-01 07:08:55 PM  
wow boos for both guys...gonna be a mark crowd tonight for sure.
 
2012-04-01 07:09:01 PM  
Igor Jakovsky


S

I think its great thst a wrasslin event can sell out a football stadium.
Looks like there are still some seats left way up high


YES YES YES YES YES YES
 
2012-04-01 07:09:11 PM  
I guess I should be happy the Heavyweight title wasn't contested in a dark match.

YES YES YES YES
 
2012-04-01 07:09:20 PM  
I LOVE that robe on Danielson, lol.
 
2012-04-01 07:09:23 PM  
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-04-01 07:09:23 PM  
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
 
2012-04-01 07:09:24 PM  
DB jobs clean in 12 minutes. Calling it.
 
2012-04-01 07:09:25 PM  
AMERICAN DRAGON JACKET!

/damn flood
 
2012-04-01 07:09:41 PM  
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.com
 
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