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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
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2012-04-01 06:36:54 PM  
 
2012-04-01 06:37:12 PM  
Wow the crowd is so lively.
 
2012-04-01 06:37:40 PM  
Is anybody else having trouble ordering the WWE.com online stream?

/you aren't making it easy for me to pay you, Vince
 
2012-04-01 06:37:43 PM  

desertgeek: FinFangFark: Fisty Bum: When was the last outdoor Wrestlemania? What happens should it randomly start to rain?

Arizona a few years ago...Rick Flair's WWE farewell match.

No, that was Orlando, FL.

Arizona's was a part outdoor affair, the retractable roof was NOT open for the entire night (just most of it)


doh...you are correct.
 
2012-04-01 06:38:04 PM  

Backstreets: MagSeven: FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 548x720]

/of course I'm going to edit the caption later.
That poor bastard might lose his other leg to diabeetus very soon.
/KAaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah amala!

There's a chance he just might, sadly. (new window)


Yeah. Poor Kamala. If he's such bad shape, who knows how much longer he'll be around.
 
2012-04-01 06:38:19 PM  
P$ and I were just comparing our predictions and with only a few exceptions our predictions are exactly opposite. It's a battle of the sexes in the P$/hobblekitty household!
 
2012-04-01 06:38:28 PM  
Wow. Has it already been a year since the FWC took over for a Wrestlemania thread? Look at what a Juggernaut it has turned into. You guys are the best.
 
2012-04-01 06:38:39 PM  

Gunny Highway: When does Punk talk to Vince and say "WTF DO I HAVE TO DO!?!"


*Vince unzips his pants*
 
2012-04-01 06:38:44 PM  
HOLY JEEBUS FARK HAS WRESTLING THREADS NOW?


/aprilfools
//ohai guize
 
2012-04-01 06:39:38 PM  
lol botch.
 
2012-04-01 06:39:41 PM  
Yay Botchamania starts a little early!
 
2012-04-01 06:39:55 PM  
Gabriel with a humidity related botch?
 
2012-04-01 06:40:00 PM  

Fisty Bum: When was the last outdoor Wrestlemania? What happens should it randomly start to rain?


Frig that, I'm holding out for snow at next year's.
 
2012-04-01 06:40:01 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Overor Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Ziggler
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Cena heel turn or return of Brock
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? No
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Don't have HBO
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? If it's better than last year's, yes

 
2012-04-01 06:40:17 PM  
Wow, new botchamania material.
 
2012-04-01 06:40:19 PM  
Anarchangel



HOLY JEEBUS FARK HAS WRESTLING THREADS NOW?


Where the fark have you been??

BOOM: CHAIRSHOT
 
2012-04-01 06:40:20 PM  
Go Team Rosa's Ass!
 
2012-04-01 06:40:26 PM  
Anyone else having Comcast Wrestlemania PPV Problems? apparently they are swamped with phone calls. My current wait time is 11 minutes and i still need a Pizza...faaaark
 
2012-04-01 06:40:41 PM  
Me: They should retain...

Two minutes later: Yep.
 
2012-04-01 06:41:24 PM  

eddievercetti: 1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show


Oops, did big font when I should have did bold.
 
2012-04-01 06:41:34 PM  
Did this last week, but I'll do it again and add the bonus questions.

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White (and it's a shameful thing)
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Ziggler's Ass-cape, also Ziggler
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? HBK costs HHH the match
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena (sucks)
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Even though I don't have HBO and have never seen the show... probably
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Nope
 
2012-04-01 06:41:35 PM  
Got back from the beach, watchin road warrior. cant wait for this thread
 
2012-04-01 06:41:43 PM  

FinFangFark: NotEric: No bars in Los Angeles want to show this?

Must I resort to the streams? Yes yes yes yes yes.

Most Hooters and Buffalo Wild Wings are showing it.


I specifically called those two places and they were either not showing it or had no idea what it was.
 
2012-04-01 06:42:40 PM  
Can't wait to see Punk in the Liontamer - because Punk is a MAN, man.
 
2012-04-01 06:42:45 PM  
Right now Wade Barrett must be punching himself in the balls.
 
2012-04-01 06:42:56 PM  

NotEric: FinFangFark: NotEric: No bars in Los Angeles want to show this?

Must I resort to the streams? Yes yes yes yes yes.

Most Hooters and Buffalo Wild Wings are showing it.

I specifically called those two places and they were either not showing it or had no idea what it was.


Wow, here in Houston they are...I guess it's a regional thang. Sorry.
 
2012-04-01 06:43:46 PM  
Danielson vs. Sheamus is curtainjerking.
 
2012-04-01 06:43:59 PM  
Bryan drops the strap tonight.
 
2012-04-01 06:44:00 PM  

robsul82: Danielson vs. Sheamus is curtainjerking.


YES!

YES!

YES!
 
2012-04-01 06:44:01 PM  
WTF VINCE?!

Start the show with the farking WORLD TITLE?!

What is wrong with you?
 
2012-04-01 06:44:07 PM  
For those of you who had money on the WHC being the curtain jerker, collect your winnings.
 
2012-04-01 06:44:15 PM  
Let's have a preshow lime status please...The Yes man is curtain jerking tonight!
 
2012-04-01 06:44:21 PM  
Hahaha. Curtain jerker match is Bryan vs. Sheamus, who saw that coming?
 
2012-04-01 06:44:30 PM  

LegacyDL: Right now Wade Barrett must be punching himself in the balls.


Should be punching Vince in the balls for thinking a clusterfark match the night after Elimination Chamber was a good idea.
 
2012-04-01 06:44:45 PM  
Shamus Vs. YES YES YES as the curtain jerker.

Hot opener for sure, but a World Title match of any kind should never open. Bullshiat.
 
2012-04-01 06:45:05 PM  
Predictions:

Kharma comes back, Maria Mensdfjknsdjkfnsdjg and Kelly win.

RKO to Kane, 1-2-3.

Cody wins, Show knocks him out afterward, possible Shaq-Show stuff?

Team Johnny wins, everyone involved and everyone watching loses.

Twenty and Oh.

Bryan wins with interference from AJ to extend the program beyond Mania.

Punk beats Jericho in a classic.

Cena beats Rock, they shake hands. Cena, in a show of respect to The Rock, lets him soak in the adulation of the hometown crowd. Lesnar's music hits and he just does the warm-up dance at the start of the entrance walk (not really a ramp based on the pic of the set) and everyone starts HOLY shiatTING. Lesnar with the hard whip into the corner, the repeated shoulder shots to the gut, a triple powerbomb and an F5 to The Rock. Closes the show with that awesome big-eyed crazy stare he does so well.
 
2012-04-01 06:45:08 PM  
Lime status is still normal, but closing on excessive levels.
 
2012-04-01 06:45:18 PM  
Dark match to opening match of WM in one year for both of these two is pretty impressive
 
2012-04-01 06:45:22 PM  

Gunny Highway: I really think this Rock/Cena match could be the stinker of the night. If they have Brock run in to set up some BS match for next year I am going to be pissed.

When does Punk talk to Vince and say "WTF DO I HAVE TO DO!?!"


One of the keys to the appeal of Cena vs Rock is that they've never wrestled each other before. Ever.

Lesnar BEAT Cena to retain the WWE Title at Backlash '03.

I agree. If that's WWE's plan, it's stupid. :-(
 
2012-04-01 06:45:23 PM  

lurch_E_bean: Hahaha. Curtain jerker match is Bryan vs. Sheamus, who saw that coming?


They should feel lucky they're not the WWE Home Video exclusive match... like they were last year.

/Also, wasn't Edge vs. Del Aburrido for the WHC the curtain jerker last year?
 
2012-04-01 06:45:27 PM  
Celebrate! Celebrate for Daddy!
 
2012-04-01 06:45:47 PM  
I swear is AJ even legal?

Her mannerisms are on par with Child labor.
 
2012-04-01 06:45:55 PM  
My daughter pulled the power to my cable box. I can't order the PPV until the guide repopulates.

This sucks.
 
2012-04-01 06:46:03 PM  
Last year, it was a dark match.

This year, a curtain jerk.

Better?
 
2012-04-01 06:46:03 PM  

tbaughm: Dark match to opening match of WM in one year for both of these two is pretty impressive


Onward and upward, baby! In 15 years, that means they're going to main event!
 
2012-04-01 06:46:09 PM  
15 mins to go time.
 
2012-04-01 06:46:16 PM  
Oh my God, I love Daniel Bryan.

Somebody needs to get a gif of AJ running around him doing the "YES! YES! YES!" thing.
 
2012-04-01 06:46:25 PM  

tbaughm: Dark match to opening match of WM in one year for both of these two is pretty impressive


Eventually they will main event...I mean Triple H and Undertaker will eventually stop facing each other...right?
 
2012-04-01 06:46:46 PM  

robsul82: tbaughm: Dark match to opening match of WM in one year for both of these two is pretty impressive

Onward and upward, baby! In 15 years, that means they're going to main event!


Nah, it'll still be Undertaker vs. Gagne, Rock vs. Cena, and Jericho vs. Big Show at the top of the card.
 
2012-04-01 06:47:02 PM  
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!

HULKAMANIA IS DEAD! SERVICES ARE RIGHT NOW!

Piper and Boobsy. Great stuff.
 
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