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2012-04-03 12:08:32 PM

hobblekitty: Congrats fWc!

/figures it happens after I fall asleep for the night. Le sigh.


Hobble, can you shoop that Dbd pic with the yes! An put in a "SI!" with the proper upside down exclamation at te front of it?

Pretty please
 
2012-04-03 12:21:19 PM

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Congrats fWc!

/figures it happens after I fall asleep for the night. Le sigh.

Hobble, can you shoop that Dbd pic with the yes! An put in a "SI!" with the proper upside down exclamation at te front of it?

Pretty please


LOL, sure but which one? There is a lot of them. :-)
 
2012-04-03 12:28:25 PM
Okay, since this thread doesn't hit the "Hall of Fame" until after it closes down, let me know if you want another story from Auntie Cheesus.
 
2012-04-03 12:35:06 PM

Praise Cheesus: Okay, since this thread doesn't hit the "Hall of Fame" until after it closes down, let me know if you want another story from Auntie Cheesus.


I'm always down for another story since they're always awesome.
 
2012-04-03 12:36:42 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: So... has everyone come down off the "ZOMG TAKER AND GAGNE HAD THE BEST MATCH EVAR!!!1" high yet?

I still say that without the two guys you watched when you were 10 putting on this match, people would have been shiatting on it.

...

Since the whole point of it WAS that we had been watching these guys since 10, I fail to see yours.

I got to see multiple finishers and a nice fake wrestling fight (with Jim Ross calling it none-the-less). THAT WAS THE POINT!


I wouldn't shiat on the match, but it wasn't 5 star for me either. It was like a bad copy of extreme rules in many parts, and the "you end it" thing was disappointing and seemed like them taking a breather.

I'd say 3.5 stars really, But how they play that from here could change that. If someone's career didn't end then the whole "End of an Era" was bogus. And yes, I am looking at you HHH. I also support the idea of Taker losing one last match either at WM to a real worthy opponant, or at a different PPV to preserve the streak.
 
2012-04-03 01:10:17 PM
The whole Taker/HHH match was never going to be about the wrestling. It was the story.

The big (happy) surprise to me was that after the endless stupid promos that made me not give a shiat, those three performers got in the ring and made me care.

They entertained me and caused a few of those mark out moments we all crave.

If it was A-Ry, Orton and Khali would I have liked it. No.

/well...yes.
//in a nuclear train wreck kinda way.
 
2012-04-03 01:15:20 PM

Praise Cheesus: Okay, since this thread doesn't hit the "Hall of Fame" until after it closes down, let me know if you want another story from Auntie Cheesus.


YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-04-03 01:24:11 PM
Any adventerous farker want to go back between this thread and the Raw thread and count how many individual Daniel Bryan pictures are posted.
 
2012-04-03 01:37:31 PM

nyrkah1: The whole Taker/HHH match was never going to be about the wrestling. It was the story.

The big (happy) surprise to me was that after the endless stupid promos that made me not give a shiat, those three performers got in the ring and made me care.

They entertained me and caused a few of those mark out moments we all crave.

If it was A-Ry, Orton and Khali would I have liked it. No.

/well...yes.
//in a nuclear train wreck kinda way.


No, it would have to be Khali, Orton, and Ultimate Warrior for it to be truly the horriblest thing ever.
 
2012-04-03 01:44:34 PM
Yes, more stories!
 
2012-04-03 01:50:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yes, more stories!


This one time, in band camp......

Oh, you meant from Praise Cheesus.

Yes Auntie Cheesus, please tell more.
 
2012-04-03 01:55:10 PM

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Congrats fWc!

/figures it happens after I fall asleep for the night. Le sigh.

Hobble, can you shoop that Dbd pic with the yes! An put in a "SI!" with the proper upside down exclamation at te front of it?

Pretty please

LOL, sure but which one? There is a lot of them. :-)


The version that verbaltoxin posted a few posts ago. The black and white one
 
2012-04-03 01:56:38 PM
Brock/Cena at WM 29? No, just no.

Brock/Rock II? Ehh, maybe.

Brock/Batista? What, they wanna replay Brock/Goldberg again?
 
2012-04-03 02:01:12 PM
FYI. This thread is now #20 all-time. It's about time a real sport made the list.

/fWc 4ever
 
2012-04-03 02:08:28 PM

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Congrats fWc!

/figures it happens after I fall asleep for the night. Le sigh.

Hobble, can you shoop that Dbd pic with the yes! An put in a "SI!" with the proper upside down exclamation at te front of it?

Pretty please

LOL, sure but which one? There is a lot of them. :-)

The version that verbaltoxin posted a few posts ago. The black and white one


OK, when I get home tonight I will work on it. :-)
 
2012-04-03 02:09:00 PM

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Congrats fWc!

/figures it happens after I fall asleep for the night. Le sigh.

Hobble, can you shoop that Dbd pic with the yes! An put in a "SI!" with the proper upside down exclamation at te front of it?

Pretty please

LOL, sure but which one? There is a lot of them. :-)

The version that verbaltoxin posted a few posts ago. The black and white one

OK, when I get home tonight I will work on it. :-)


: does happy dance :
 
2012-04-03 02:13:40 PM

nyrkah1: FYI. This thread is now #20 all-time. It's about time a real sport made the list.

/fWc 4ever


I think someone tried to make a fWc logo, using the NWO template. I know we have one in our thread badge, but I remember someone saying they were gonna work on it to look exactly like the NWO logo.

Don't remember who that was. Maybe a luker trying to kiss ass.
 
2012-04-03 02:56:51 PM

FinFangFark: nyrkah1: FYI. This thread is now #20 all-time. It's about time a real sport made the list.

/fWc 4ever

I think someone tried to make a fWc logo, using the NWO template. I know we have one in our thread badge, but I remember someone saying they were gonna work on it to look exactly like the NWO logo.

Don't remember who that was. Maybe a luker trying to kiss ass.


I requested it and some said they were going to do it but that user then faded into the ether.
 
2012-04-03 04:04:34 PM
Okay, story time:

One of the biggest headaches with running a constantly touring wrestling company in the kayfabe era was maintaining the illusion of the faces and heels hating one another outside the ring. We performed 313 days a year, with alternating Wednesdays and Fridays off. One week we'd play our northern area, the next was down south. Our danger zones were hotels and restaurants.

Fortunately, because our promoter saw the benefit in covering the hotel, transportation and meal bills for the company, we managed to make some sweet deals. In every city, we had a hotel willing to provide us a private area from the majority of guest rooms and a list of restaurants willing to let us in after hours for dinner.

Our favorite cities were San Francisco and Reno - San Francisco because we got a private floor at one of the best hotels in the city and a great restaurant in North Beach was always open to us after hours.

But Reno was AWESOME. We used to pull into a little place that was a combination hotel/casino/spa/RV park located right on the Truckee River. We'd pull in there during the wee hours of Tuesday morning and check out before dawn on Thursdays. It was actually several miles outside of Reno and the owners and staff were amazing. We had complete run of the place during our stay; we had the restaurant, casino, bar, spa and hotel to ourselves.

You have no idea what kind of treat this was for the guys. It was the one day every other week where they could relax, go fishing, get drunk and play cards in public without having to worry about staying in character. We actually negotiated a group rate that allowed the resort owners to close the place up for two days. Our promotion paid $2500 for those two days and the skeleton staff they had in for us swore to me once that they made more in tips from our crew than they would on weekends.

That was the one time every other week where I could be a complete fool as well. Nothing like hanging out with 40 or so of your best pals, getting drunk and swimming naked in the hot springs.

Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.
 
2012-04-03 07:29:50 PM

Praise Cheesus: Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.


F5
 
2012-04-03 07:51:02 PM

Dougie AXP: FinFangFark: nyrkah1: FYI. This thread is now #20 all-time. It's about time a real sport made the list.

/fWc 4ever

I think someone tried to make a fWc logo, using the NWO template. I know we have one in our thread badge, but I remember someone saying they were gonna work on it to look exactly like the NWO logo.

Don't remember who that was. Maybe a luker trying to kiss ass.

I requested it and some said they were going to do it but that user then faded into the ether.


Um, that was me actually, and we have one. I used it in the production of the official badge as well as the plaques. There are two actually, I did a re-do because I needed one in a larger size.

i107.photobucket.com

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 07:56:42 PM
my bizzle fo shizzle hobb-izzle
 
2012-04-03 07:58:21 PM
i633.photobucket.com

Meanwhile, in Texas.
 
2012-04-03 08:17:47 PM
Could this thread reach 5000?

i107.photobucket.com

i107.photobucket.com

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-03 08:36:37 PM

Dougie AXP: Could this thread reach 5000?

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]


Maybe. But we need a good fight over something.
 
2012-04-03 08:40:38 PM

SharkTrager: Dougie AXP: Could this thread reach 5000?

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

Maybe. But we need a good fight over something.


hmm...

DANIEL BRYAN SUCKS AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN SQUASHED IN 7 SECONDS!
 
2012-04-03 08:51:10 PM

Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.

F5


For that reference, you get the special edition scary Auntie Cheesus story:

Got a call on May 1, 1999 from Pat. He and Jim Ross were to meet in Norman, OK on the 3rd of the month to scout some talent. Decided I was going to make a weekend of it, so I rented a car, took the kids to their step-grandma's house in Midwest City and drove into OKC to pick up Pat for the drive to Norman. We were coming out of Norman and headed towards my mother-in-law's to get the kids when the skies turned dark. We got to her house as the sirens went off and all of us went straight to the storm shelter in her basement.

That's when the tornado hit. When we all came out of the basement an hour later, half the house was gone. A 2x4 had been shot through the back of my mother-in-law's car like an arrow. My rental car was nowhere to be seen. Pat offered to stay with the kids while my MIL and I went to look for people that were injured and needed help (she was a nurse). About two blocks from where her house was, we found my car - sitting in the remains of an oak tree.

Pat, bless that man, managed to get a signal for his cell phone, called JR to bring the truck to come get us and he paid for the family's hotel rooms for the night, so MIL could call her insurance company and I could get a replacement car. JR made the first stop at the nearest open Waffle House, so the kids could eat. After the calls were made and the kids settled in their beds, my MIL admitted to Pat she knew who he really was, as opposed to my introduction of him as my "Uncle Pierre" then asked him how he knew me and why was he doing this for a complete stranger.

"Well, when I was working out west, your gal there was my road wife. She made sure I had everything I needed. Figured I owed her one."

I'm thinking either Pat or JR gave Broke the name of his finisher from that day.
 
2012-04-03 08:51:15 PM
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaa-SI SI SI
 
2012-04-03 08:51:24 PM

Dougie AXP: SharkTrager: Dougie AXP: Could this thread reach 5000?

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

[i107.photobucket.com image 439x454]

Maybe. But we need a good fight over something.

hmm...

DANIEL BRYAN SUCKS AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN SQUASHED IN 7 SECONDS!


You're the biggest Virgin nerd here on fark.
 
2012-04-03 08:53:08 PM

Praise Cheesus: Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.

F5

For that reference, you get the special edition scary Auntie Cheesus story:

Got a call on May 1, 1999 from Pat. He and Jim Ross were to meet in Norman, OK on the 3rd of the month to scout some talent. Decided I was going to make a weekend of it, so I rented a car, took the kids to their step-grandma's house in Midwest City and drove into OKC to pick up Pat for the drive to Norman. We were coming out of Norman and headed towards my mother-in-law's to get the kids when the skies turned dark. We got to her house as the sirens went off and all of us went straight to the storm shelter in her basement.

That's when the tornado hit. When we all came out of the basement an hour later, half the house was gone. A 2x4 had been shot through the back of my mother-in-law's car like an arrow. My rental car was nowhere to be seen. Pat offered to stay with the kids while my MIL and I went to look for people that were injured and needed help (she was a nurse). About two blocks from where her house was, we found my car - sitting in the remains of an oak tree.

Pat, bless that man, managed to get a signal for his cell phone, called JR to bring the truck to come get us and he paid for the family's hotel rooms for the night, so MIL could call her insurance company and I could get a replacement car. JR made the first stop at the nearest open Waffle House, so the kids could eat. After the calls were made and the kids settled in their beds, my MIL admitted to Pat she knew who he really was, as opposed to my introduction of him as my "Uncle Pierre" then asked him how he knew me and why was he doing this for a complete stranger.

"Well, when I was working out west, your gal there was my road wife. She made sure I had everything I needed. Figured I owed her one."

I'm thinking either Pat or JR gave Broke the name of his ...


Dudette. awesome story sis.
 
2012-04-03 08:56:44 PM

Praise Cheesus: Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.

F5

For that reference, you get the special edition scary Auntie Cheesus story:

Got a call on May 1, 1999 from Pat. He and Jim Ross were to meet in Norman, OK on the 3rd of the month to scout some talent. Decided I was going to make a weekend of it, so I rented a car, took the kids to their step-grandma's house in Midwest City and drove into OKC to pick up Pat for the drive to Norman. We were coming out of Norman and headed towards my mother-in-law's to get the kids when the skies turned dark. We got to her house as the sirens went off and all of us went straight to the storm shelter in her basement.

That's when the tornado hit. When we all came out of the basement an hour later, half the house was gone. A 2x4 had been shot through the back of my mother-in-law's car like an arrow. My rental car was nowhere to be seen. Pat offered to stay with the kids while my MIL and I went to look for people that were injured and needed help (she was a nurse). About two blocks from where her house was, we found my car - sitting in the remains of an oak tree.

Pat, bless that man, managed to get a signal for his cell phone, called JR to bring the truck to come get us and he paid for the family's hotel rooms for the night, so MIL could call her insurance company and I could get a replacement car. JR made the first stop at the nearest open Waffle House, so the kids could eat. After the calls were made and the kids settled in their beds, my MIL admitted to Pat she knew who he really was, as opposed to my introduction of him as my "Uncle Pierre" then asked him how he knew me and why was he doing this for a complete stranger.

"Well, when I was working out west, your gal there was my road wife. She made sure I had everything I needed. Figured I owed her one."

I'm thinking either Pat or JR gave Broke the name of his ...


That is an awesome story. Hopefully you and yours are safe and sound after those twisters today.
 
2012-04-03 09:07:44 PM
TEXAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
ringthedamnbell.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-03 09:10:30 PM

desertgeek: That is an awesome story. Hopefully you and yours are safe and sound after those twisters today.


Oh, we're fine. We're about 10 miles northeast (as the crow flies) of DFW Airport. The only things we ended up getting were rain, thunder and some wicked swirling wind patterns in the grass out back.

That reminds me, I really need to find someone willing to mow that mess for me. I'm just not capable of pushing a mower around anymore.
 
2012-04-03 09:12:51 PM

Praise Cheesus: "Well, when I was working out west, your gal there was my road wife. She made sure I had everything I needed. Figured I owed her one."


that's the sweetest thing I've read.

Good Ol' shiatstain is a good guy.
 
2012-04-03 09:14:22 PM

Praise Cheesus: desertgeek: That is an awesome story. Hopefully you and yours are safe and sound after those twisters today.

Oh, we're fine. We're about 10 miles northeast (as the crow flies) of DFW Airport. The only things we ended up getting were rain, thunder and some wicked swirling wind patterns in the grass out back.

That reminds me, I really need to find someone willing to mow that mess for me. I'm just not capable of pushing a mower around anymore.


Lewisville?
 
2012-04-03 09:15:28 PM

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: FinFangFark: nyrkah1: FYI. This thread is now #20 all-time. It's about time a real sport made the list.

/fWc 4ever

I think someone tried to make a fWc logo, using the NWO template. I know we have one in our thread badge, but I remember someone saying they were gonna work on it to look exactly like the NWO logo.

Don't remember who that was. Maybe a luker trying to kiss ass.

I requested it and some said they were going to do it but that user then faded into the ether.

Um, that was me actually, and we have one. I used it in the production of the official badge as well as the plaques. There are two actually, I did a re-do because I needed one in a larger size.

[i107.photobucket.com image 257x176]

[i107.photobucket.com image 640x438]


I have some ideas for that logo too...just need to find the time to go work it all out.

/damn my schedule
 
2012-04-03 09:18:15 PM

Praise Cheesus: Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Sorry for the delay in posting this, boys and girls. Auntie Cheesus got distracted by the tornado sirens going off in her back yard.

F5

For that reference, you get the special edition scary Auntie Cheesus story:

Got a call on May 1, 1999 from Pat. He and Jim Ross were to meet in Norman, OK on the 3rd of the month to scout some talent. Decided I was going to make a weekend of it, so I rented a car, took the kids to their step-grandma's house in Midwest City and drove into OKC to pick up Pat for the drive to Norman. We were coming out of Norman and headed towards my mother-in-law's to get the kids when the skies turned dark. We got to her house as the sirens went off and all of us went straight to the storm shelter in her basement.

That's when the tornado hit. When we all came out of the basement an hour later, half the house was gone. A 2x4 had been shot through the back of my mother-in-law's car like an arrow. My rental car was nowhere to be seen. Pat offered to stay with the kids while my MIL and I went to look for people that were injured and needed help (she was a nurse). About two blocks from where her house was, we found my car - sitting in the remains of an oak tree.

Pat, bless that man, managed to get a signal for his cell phone, called JR to bring the truck to come get us and he paid for the family's hotel rooms for the night, so MIL could call her insurance company and I could get a replacement car. JR made the first stop at the nearest open Waffle House, so the kids could eat. After the calls were made and the kids settled in their beds, my MIL admitted to Pat she knew who he really was, as opposed to my introduction of him as my "Uncle Pierre" then asked him how he knew me and why was he doing this for a complete stranger.

"Well, when I was working out west, your gal there was my road wife. She made sure I had everything I needed. Figured I owed her one."

I'm thinking either Pat or JR gave Broke the name of his ...


Are we talking THE Jim Ross? Didn't know you were involved in the biz.
 
2012-04-03 09:20:01 PM
I'll post it here too. Because fark you, that's why.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-03 09:23:08 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Praise Cheesus: Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Are we talking THE Jim Ross? Didn't know you were involved in the biz.

Her and Uncle ED Becker were part of the biz. A few morte have worked in the indies too. Pay attention, Moffy...
 
2012-04-03 09:30:23 PM

nyrkah1: I'll post it here too. Because fark you, that's why.

[i.imgur.com image 585x390]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-03 09:30:45 PM
Praise Cheesus, thank you so much for the stories. Please keep them coming.

I can picture the fWc gathered around a campfire while you hold a flashlight to your face. "And then Vince said, 'we'll have Sheamus win in 18 seconds'....BOO!" And we all scream.

/seriously, thank you.
 
2012-04-03 09:31:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-03 09:45:18 PM
From Facebook:

I am sad to report that on Thursday April 5 James Kamala Harris will have his right foot removed
 
2012-04-03 09:51:18 PM

SharkTrager: From Facebook:

I am sad to report that on Thursday April 5 James Kamala Harris will have his right foot removed


Unless it's been verified by an independent source, that report doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-04-03 09:52:14 PM

P-Money All $tar: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Praise Cheesus: Smiths: Praise Cheesus: Are we talking THE Jim Ross? Didn't know you were involved in the biz.
Her and Uncle ED Becker were part of the biz. A few morte have worked in the indies too. Pay attention, Moffy...


In my defense, I usually have to catch up on Raw after the fact, so I usually skim the threads for the sake of time. I obviously missed some key details. XD


/strangely, I got a good chuckle out of 'moffy'
//nicely played
 
2012-04-03 09:53:02 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: From Facebook:

I am sad to report that on Thursday April 5 James Kamala Harris will have his right foot removed

Unless it's been verified by an independent source, that report doesn't have a leg to stand on.


Sir, as a loyal FWC customer, we've upgraded you to an aisle seat. Enjoy your trip! :D

/golf clap
 
2012-04-03 09:55:26 PM
BTW, if you read the spoilers....you are going to LOVE THE WHOLE STATE OF FLORIDA

Vince, however, did exactly what you would expect.....HOWEVER........bless that crowd.

/it is officially a thing now
/si
 
2012-04-03 09:59:03 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-03 10:03:18 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: From Facebook:

I am sad to report that on Thursday April 5 James Kamala Harris will have his right foot removed

Unless it's been verified by an independent source, that report doesn't have a leg to stand on.


1) That was funny.

2) For those wondering, the report is from his son.
 
2012-04-03 10:04:15 PM
4800.....wow
 
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