robsul82: cent worker, he has a really appealing goofy kind of face charisma. It's just impossible not to slap a "Triple H Workout Buddy Program in action" label on the guy when he keeps finding himself in these situations, lol.



I feel ya. I hate Triple H so I hate that it even plays a factor.


BTW, I found his workout regime online and tried it once. Dude does some brutal lower body stuff. Im in pretty good shape and active athletically, but damn.

FirstNationalBastard: The Magic of Vince...

Gotta "love" the dichotomy of Vince. He can do some really good, sometimes even brilliant stuff. And then he pulls that shiat that he does, because Goddamnit, he's Vince Farking McMahon, and you should be thankful for that shiat he just took on your face, because by God, it's Vince's feces.

I thought this was a pretty solid WrestleMania. You knew what the piss break was gonna be, that Punk and Jericho would be deliver. I hindsight I should've known Rock was going over. WrestleMania always sends 'em home happy. Pleasantly surprised at Cole being dialed back, great to see JR. But, yeah. An 18 second squash for the WHC. What in the holy living fark was that?

And the other thing... Most of the wrestling on the show was decent. The entertainment-ee stuff, not so much. But like I said in another thread, Vince is in denial over owning a wrestling company, or at least an entertainment company that's centered around wrestling.

does he know it's still called "WrestleMania?"

No Line For Beer: Ranking the past ten years bottom to top:

10. XXVII (by far)
9. XX
8. XXI
7. XXIV
6. XXIII
5. XXII
4. XXV
3. XXVIII
2. XXVI
1. XIX

#2 through 9 on this list are subject to the day of the week but 19 will always be one my favorites and 28 27 will always be on of my least favorites. The only ones worse than 28 27 were 9 and 11.

FTFY, good sir.

Morning, Marks.

Just found out ROH premieres this Saturday night at 9pm/et on the CW15 here in Albany!

Oh hell yes!!!

P-Money All $tar: Morning, Marks.

Just found out ROH premieres this Saturday night at 9pm/et on the CW15 here in Albany!

Oh hell yes!!!

Why Boston hasnt made this happen is beyond me.

Gunny Highway: P-Money All $tar: Morning, Marks.

Just found out ROH premieres this Saturday night at 9pm/et on the CW15 here in Albany!

Oh hell yes!!!

Why Boston hasnt made this happen is beyond me.

They tape in Boston don't they?

Madbassist1: BiggityBanninated: Dear WWE:


I am stealing Wrestlemania because instead of a tag title defense we're getting a Divas Match, probably an hour and a half worth of not-wrestling-but-talking and a "Don't forget about these other 20 guys on the roster" clusterfark. I don't believe that you will provide me with $55 of entertainment.

Instead I will buy a CM Punk best in the world T-shirt, because he is the only reason I have any interest in your product at all right now.

If you job him tonight I will probably only pretend to watch while I complain about your product in the weekly Fark and Reddit threads.
I'm a farking thief. Don't trust me around your mothers pocketbook, either, dumbass.

Sincerely,

Value Minded Smark

FTF Reality

I used to listen to the PPVs through the snow. I never considered myself a thief.

P-Money All $tar: They tape in Boston don't they?

They have. I really dont get it.

Gunny Highway


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P-Money All $tar: Morning, Marks.

Just found out ROH premieres this Saturday night at 9pm/et on the CW15 here in Albany!

Oh hell yes!!!

Why Boston hasnt made this happen is beyond me.

Do you have Comcast? We just got it about the show a month ago at house #2 in New Bedford. I think it is on HDNet? It is an annoying show so I'll tape it and watch it at a later date.

Sobered up and tried to rewatch this WrestleMania. It is just as awful as it was last night. Man I wish Kong was there. And not like they would get over in anything but a dark match, but I wish Epico and Primo defended the titles on air.

KellyKellyKelly: verbaltoxin: They flew Mick Foley down to Miami just to do that spot, btw

Foley lives in Florida now, IIRC.

I don't think so. He lives somewhere in the Northeast, which is why his comedy shows are generally in or close to the area. He drives to most of them.

As Daniel Bryan went to kiss his girlfriend AJ at WrestleMania XXVIII, he ignored the fact that the bell had already rung to start his World Heavyweight Championship Match against Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior immediately Brogue Kicked him for the victory. A.J. addressed the blunder via Twitter, writing, "I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight..."


AJ you biatch. you cost DB the title

silgryphon: As Daniel Bryan went to kiss his girlfriend AJ at WrestleMania XXVIII, he ignored the fact that the bell had already rung to start his World Heavyweight Championship Match against Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior immediately Brogue Kicked him for the victory. A.J. addressed the blunder via Twitter, writing, "I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight..."


AJ you biatch. you cost DB the title

And Eve cost Zack.

What does all this say about what Vince thinks of women.

Voters of Connecticut, what does it say about a certain candidate for political office that her husband displays such blatant misogyny on worldwide television?

nbrfwhoooo: Do you have Comcast? We just got it about the show a month ago at house #2 in New Bedford. I think it is on HDNet? It is an annoying show so I'll tape it and watch it at a later date.

I do not. I am thinking about switching to Comcast though so thanks for the heads up.

Gunny Highway: I am thinking about switching to Comcas

Why? Do you hate yourself?

SharkTrager: Gunny Highway: I am thinking about switching to Comcas

Why? Do you hate yourself?

I assume you are not familiar with RCN.

121 points for me

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: No Line For Beer: Ranking the past ten years bottom to top:

10. XXVII (by far)
9. XX
8. XXI
7. XXIV
6. XXIII
5. XXII
4. XXV
3. XXVIII
2. XXVI
1. XIX

#2 through 9 on this list are subject to the day of the week but 19 will always be one my favorites and 28 27 will always be on of my least favorites. The only ones worse than 28 27 were 9 and 11.

FTFY, good sir.

What did you say about 9 and 11, brother?



/Had to

lurch_E_bean: [www.ultimatesportstalk.com image 640x358]

To see me, or not to see me, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Shoulder blocks of outrageous Fortune,
Or to rise Above against a Sea of hate,
And by opposing end them: to job, to sell
No more; and by a sell, to say we end
The Super-Cena, and the thousand Shoulder blocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a Cenation
Devoutly to be wished. To bury to no-sell,
To no-sell, perchance to Super-Cena; Ay, there's the rub,
For in that no-sell of main events, what squashes may come,
When we have shuffled off these five knuckles,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Hustle of so long loyalty:
For who would bear the chants of "Cena Sucks",
The McMahon's wrong, the proud man's Booking,
The pangs of despised Heat, the Troops' delay,
The insolence of Raw, and the Swerves
That patient merit of the unworthy pushes,
When he himself might his Heel-turn make
With a Rock Bottom? Who would WWE bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after jobbing,
The undiscovered Superstars, from whose bourn
No Sports entertainer returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Boots to Asses does make Fruity Pebbles of us all,
And thus the Doctor of Thuganomics
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Smarks,
And enterprises of great Wrestlemania moment,
With this regard their Chants turn awry,
And lose the name of Cenation. Soft you now,
The fair Zack Ryder? Broski, in thy Twitters
Be all my sins remembered.

/fap

Dougie AXP: Hey Smiths,

Did you see the ending to the Flyers/Pens game? I forgot to ask you.

nah i missed the game live; had to do birfday shopping for the missus all afternoon yesterday.

bring on the playoffs, though!

TheManofPA: Oh geez....if Raw thread goes live late, this is hitting 4016 isn't it?



We can try.

TheManofPA: Oh geez....if Raw thread goes live late, this is hitting 4016 isn't it?

It could. And it would be EPIC if my first ever gredunza was the first 4016 title.

Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: Oh geez....if Raw thread goes live late, this is hitting 4016 isn't it?

Or we could continue to post random gibberish for the morning/afternoon and it'll hit 4,016 anyway.

it'shiatting 4016 before RAW thread goes live. we're all waking up now and have the "morning after" to discuss.

Like I must have gotten crocked cuz I seriously thought Lesnar re-debuted last night. to the point in my dream I saw the "replay"

And ha ha no ban here. stupid smarks.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: As Daniel Bryan went to kiss his girlfriend AJ at WrestleMania XXVIII, he ignored the fact that the bell had already rung to start his World Heavyweight Championship Match against Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior immediately Brogue Kicked him for the victory. A.J. addressed the blunder via Twitter, writing, "I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight..."


AJ you biatch. you cost DB the title

Wow, that's how DB lost? As sucky as that was for the fans, I have to admit, it does sound like a funny way to lose.

One has to assume that he will get a nice long match for his rematch. Right?


Right?

Gunny Highway: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: As Daniel Bryan went to kiss his girlfriend AJ at WrestleMania XXVIII, he ignored the fact that the bell had already rung to start his World Heavyweight Championship Match against Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior immediately Brogue Kicked him for the victory. A.J. addressed the blunder via Twitter, writing, "I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight..."


AJ you biatch. you cost DB the title

Wow, that's how DB lost? As sucky as that was for the fans, I have to admit, it does sound like a funny way to lose.

One has to assume that he will get a nice long match for his rematch. Right?


Right?

Of course not. The fans would want to see that.

de-lurking.
Read the threads often, never post (until now).

First WM I've watched in years. The 12 man tag was awful. Old-men-in-a-cell bugged me a bit with the dragged out Trips shouting for Shawn to end it. Could have done without that.
Punk-Jericho was the best for me.

If we were smart we would use this thread for Raw too just to break into the top comments section

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Gunny Highway: TheManofPA: Oh geez....if Raw thread goes live late, this is hitting 4016 isn't it?

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We can try.

Can you put him in a Final Fantasy game? Have a chocobo cast Meteor on him!

I will see what I can do at lunch. farking Chocobos and their magic!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: If we were smart we would use this thread for Raw too just to break into the top comments section

Good point. I'm down with that.

You could also do Cena vs. Anima or something. :D

Also, to reach the top comments list, we need to beat 4575 comments


684 posts to do that. It's feasible

News from the front:

-There was a push in Miami this weekend for WWE to begin pushing some of the younger talents on the Road to WrestleMania 29 in 2013.

There was also a suggestion that they dont squash DB.

- There was heat on The Rock among some of the Legends and talents in Miami this week for not attending the Hall of Fame ceremony on Saturday night. No word yet on why he didn't attend.

I thought that was odd myself.

- WWE officials are reportedly planning a lengthy World Heavyweight Title run for Sheamus.

What heels do they have lined up on SD!

I seriously don't get all the love this show is getting. The only matches that were worth a damn were HHH/Taker and Punk/Jericho, it was filled with lame "comedy" bullshiat, and the world heavyweight title match was 18 seconds long. Seriously, what is with you people ranking it so highly?

I honestly think the $2 DGUSA show I watched on Friday was more entertaining than this.

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Oh geez....if Raw thread goes live late, this is hitting 4016 isn't it?

Only means we have to hit 5,020 next year right?

Don't worry, tonight we found out the big announcment...Brock Lesnar v. John Cena at WM 29, to cue up another year long promotion, b/c last year's went SO well in the eyes of @WWE_Creative.

And as for the Vinnie Mac/DBD story, I believe it. He was pissed at us for calling Jericho to win the Rumble, so he changed that on the fly, and I'm sure his fWc lurker told him about our comments on the thread, and that's when he decided (while oiling up some 8 foot tall Gold's Gym guy) to screw over DBD at Wrestlemania.

We'll read today and the next few days about some on the fly changes for last night's show, probably the most prevalent one will be that Cena was going to originally win. I wonder, if Brock/Cena will main event WM29, what does that do for Cena who will become the main event jobber for three years straight?

FinFangFark: We'll read today and the next few days about some on the fly changes for last night's show, probably the most prevalent one will be that Cena was going to originally win. I wonder, if Brock/Cena will main event WM29, what does that do for Cena who will become the main event jobber for three years straight?

I really dont get why they are announcing the main event for WM two years in a row. Wouldnt Brock coming out at the Rumble and farking over Cena in some capacity do more for a story than a drawn out build up? Especially with Rock winning this year.

Gunny Highway: FinFangFark: We'll read today and the next few days about some on the fly changes for last night's show, probably the most prevalent one will be that Cena was going to originally win. I wonder, if Brock/Cena will main event WM29, what does that do for Cena who will become the main event jobber for three years straight?

I really dont get why they are announcing the main event for WM two years in a row. Wouldnt Brock coming out at the Rumble and farking over Cena in some capacity do more for a story than a drawn out build up? Especially with Rock winning this year.

I think this is a much better idea, although they have to do something with Brock now, cause he's already signed the contract. Can't have him just sit around for 9 months.


/armDRAG