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2012-04-02 12:11:54 AM

nbrfwhoooo: All I can say about Final Fantasy, and I don't remember which one this is, probably 7... The first 3 disk FF on the PS2.

Fark you golden chocobo on some random island. I played the farking 3-disk set for 63 straight hours when I had a vacation week from my job. You are the reason I stopped playing games, chocobo.


FF7 was on the PS1, not the PS2. But, it was (and still is iirc) the only 3-disc FF game.

While playing FFX at some point, I came across a level 5 chocobo that instead of allowing me to feed it, cast Meteor on me and nearly wiped out my party.
 
2012-04-02 12:12:52 AM

Fisty Bum: nbrfwhoooo: All I can say about Final Fantasy, and I don't remember which one this is, probably 7... The first 3 disk FF on the PS2.

Fark you golden chocobo on some random island. I played the farking 3-disk set for 63 straight hours when I had a vacation week from my job. You are the reason I stopped playing games, chocobo.

Yeah...but Knights of the Round made it totally worth it.

W-Summon + Knights of the Round + HP Absorb + Mime = rofl


I watched a friend of mine use a similar tactic for nearly 45 minutes to beat the Green Elemental (aka - photocopier of doom)
 
2012-04-02 12:14:53 AM

robsul82: All I remember from that show was Mickie's cunnilingus gesture


The crowd was also amazing for that, treating Mickie like friggin' Hulk Hogan to the point that JR and Jerry had to mention it, Ross saying stuff like "it sounds like the local nuthouse had day passes to the show tonight," lol.
 
2012-04-02 12:15:00 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: nbrfwhoooo: All I can say about Final Fantasy, and I don't remember which one this is, probably 7... The first 3 disk FF on the PS2.

Fark you golden chocobo on some random island. I played the farking 3-disk set for 63 straight hours when I had a vacation week from my job. You are the reason I stopped playing games, chocobo.

Yeah...but Knights of the Round made it totally worth it.

W-Summon + Knights of the Round + HP Absorb + Mime = rofl

I watched a friend of mine use a similar tactic for nearly 45 minutes to beat the Green Elemental (aka - photocopier of doom)


That was part of my strategy for Emerald Weapon. I would have one character with that particular setup and whatever else to get him to 9999 health and the other two with two high power HP plus so they were at 9999 health as well. When he'd do his big attack, the characters with only two materia would hit lucky 7's (7777 health), causing wtf crazy damage. That, and Knights made it a quick fight.
 
2012-04-02 12:17:49 AM
Push it to the limit!
 
2012-04-02 12:18:56 AM

robsul82: robsul82: All I remember from that show was Mickie's cunnilingus gesture

The crowd was also amazing for that, treating Mickie like friggin' Hulk Hogan to the point that JR and Jerry had to mention it, Ross saying stuff like "it sounds like the local nuthouse had day passes to the show tonight," lol.


Yea we were, Chicago crowds rock. We deserve an epic Wrestlemania but it likely won't ever happen.
 
2012-04-02 12:19:33 AM
Back from a smoke in time for The Apex shiatter vs. Ron Paul.
 
2012-04-02 12:20:04 AM
Hey Smiths,

Did you see the ending to the Flyers/Pens game? I forgot to ask you.
 
2012-04-02 12:20:55 AM
lol @ db chant.
 
2012-04-02 12:21:36 AM
Best WMs

1. XIX
2. X7
3. 22
4. X8
5. XXIV

Worst WMs

1. IX
2. 2000
3. XXVII
4. XV
5. 2

Tonight's show was good but it doesn't break my top 5, maybe top 10.
 
2012-04-02 12:22:03 AM

Ed Becker: Back from a smoke in time for The Apex shiatter vs. Ron Paul.


Santorum is debating Ron Paul?
 
2012-04-02 12:22:12 AM

Owangotang: robsul82: robsul82: All I remember from that show was Mickie's cunnilingus gesture

The crowd was also amazing for that, treating Mickie like friggin' Hulk Hogan to the point that JR and Jerry had to mention it, Ross saying stuff like "it sounds like the local nuthouse had day passes to the show tonight," lol.

Yea we were, Chicago crowds rock. We deserve an epic Wrestlemania but it likely won't ever happen.


Chicago's always so great, yeah.
 
2012-04-02 12:22:20 AM
Well, that's about it for me tonight. I believe in you all to push this to 4,000 by tomorrow morning.

armystrongstories.com
 
2012-04-02 12:24:07 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph


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2012-04-02 12:11:54 AM

nbrfwhoooo: All I can say about Final Fantasy, and I don't remember which one this is, probably 7... The first 3 disk FF on the PS2.

Fark you golden chocobo on some random island. I played the farking 3-disk set for 63 straight hours when I had a vacation week from my job. You are the reason I stopped playing games, chocobo.

FF7 was on the PS1, not the PS2. But, it was (and still is iirc) the only 3-disc FF game.

While playing FFX at some point, I came across a level 5 chocobo that instead of allowing me to feed it, cast Meteor on me and nearly wiped out my party.

How does that three disk one end?? I work with my hands and that game gave me intolerable blisters when I got to the races.
 
2012-04-02 12:24:57 AM
I expect to read about our 4,016 gredunza winner tomorrow.

/I will never win that thing
//And I will wear that as a badge of pride
 
2012-04-02 12:25:26 AM
www.ultimatesportstalk.com

To see me, or not to see me, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Shoulder blocks of outrageous Fortune,
Or to rise Above against a Sea of hate,
And by opposing end them: to job, to sell
No more; and by a sell, to say we end
The Super-Cena, and the thousand Shoulder blocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a Cenation
Devoutly to be wished. To bury to no-sell,
To no-sell, perchance to Super-Cena; Ay, there's the rub,
For in that no-sell of main events, what squashes may come,
When we have shuffled off these five knuckles,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Hustle of so long loyalty:
For who would bear the chants of "Cena Sucks",
The McMahon's wrong, the proud man's Booking,
The pangs of despised Heat, the Troops' delay,
The insolence of Raw, and the Swerves
That patient merit of the unworthy pushes,
When he himself might his Heel-turn make
With a Rock Bottom? Who would WWE bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after jobbing,
The undiscovered Superstars, from whose bourn
No Sports entertainer returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Boots to Asses does make Fruity Pebbles of us all,
And thus the Doctor of Thuganomics
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Smarks,
And enterprises of great Wrestlemania moment,
With this regard their Chants turn awry,
And lose the name of Cenation. Soft you now,
The fair Zack Ryder? Broski, in thy Twitters
Be all my sins remembered.
 
2012-04-02 12:28:01 AM

nbrfwhoooo: Grand_Moff_Joseph


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2012-04-02 12:11:54 AM

nbrfwhoooo: All I can say about Final Fantasy, and I don't remember which one this is, probably 7... The first 3 disk FF on the PS2.

Fark you golden chocobo on some random island. I played the farking 3-disk set for 63 straight hours when I had a vacation week from my job. You are the reason I stopped playing games, chocobo.

FF7 was on the PS1, not the PS2. But, it was (and still is iirc) the only 3-disc FF game.

While playing FFX at some point, I came across a level 5 chocobo that instead of allowing me to feed it, cast Meteor on me and nearly wiped out my party.

How does that three disk one end?? I work with my hands and that game gave me intolerable blisters when I got to the races.


Don't know...never got around to finishing it. :)
 
2012-04-02 12:31:32 AM
Kane/Orton was a lot better than I expected. Say, who left their bag over there?
 
2012-04-02 12:34:53 AM
The Deadliest Catch bit was predictable, but I still popped for "DAMN."
 
2012-04-02 12:39:44 AM
As much as we like to Orton on WWE from time to time, ya gotta say that no one produces an event like this like they do, from the set to the on-air production.

/also Cole seems to be spending less time being a dick tonight. It does wonders for the watchability of the show.
 
2012-04-02 12:45:28 AM
Big Show/Cody was a lot better than I thought it had any business being.

/can't believe I said that
 
2012-04-02 12:46:19 AM
According to Meltzer, Danielson getting squashed in 18 seconds at 'Mania was Vince's idea from the Rumble onward, although people have tried to talk him out of it up to the day of the show.
 
2012-04-02 12:46:53 AM

eddievercetti: Best WMs

1. XIX
2. X7
3. 22
4. X8
5. XXIV

Worst WMs

1. IX
2. 2000
3. XXVII
4. XV
5. 2

Tonight's show was good but it doesn't break my top 5, maybe top 10.


why is wrestlemania 2000 2nd worst?

The triangle ladder match with hardyz dudleyz and edge and christian
the triple threat two fall match for the euro/intercontinental titles
angle jericho benoit

were both classics!

big show w/ shane vs foley w/ linda vs triple h w/ steph vs the rock w/ vince
was good too .. the lead up from armageddon 1999 to wrestlemania 2000 was amazing..
 
2012-04-02 12:52:33 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly takes the heat and what's-her-fark gets the hot tag?
 
2012-04-02 12:53:59 AM

robsul82: According to Meltzer, Danielson getting squashed in 18 seconds at 'Mania was Vince's idea from the Rumble onward, although people have tried to talk him out of it up to the day of the show.


4.bp.blogspot.com

I would like to think that this company would be better after Vince McMahon's dead.
 
2012-04-02 12:54:19 AM

Ed Becker: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly takes the heat and what's-her-fark gets the hot tag?


Or not.
 
2012-04-02 12:57:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: According to Meltzer, Danielson getting squashed in 18 seconds at 'Mania was Vince's idea from the Rumble onward, although people have tried to talk him out of it up to the day of the show.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 344x384]

I would like to think that this company would be better after Vince McMahon's dead.


People really think I'm kidding with the "you think maybe you should've grown another foot and you wouldn't have this problem?" stuff, but I honestly figure that's what the inside of Vince's head is like, lol.
 
2012-04-02 12:58:34 AM
Piss break was the drizzling Ortons.
 
2012-04-02 12:58:39 AM
JFSP after the main event:

img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-04-02 12:59:43 AM
I know these guys/gals learn to roll with the punches from Creative, but you can't tell me DBD wasn't pissed to learn he was jobbing in 18 seconds - at WM.
 
2012-04-02 01:03:28 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I know these guys/gals learn to roll with the punches from Creative, but you can't tell me DBD wasn't pissed to learn he was jobbing in 18 seconds - at WM.


But, I'd bet he's okay with the huge payday for 18 seconds work.

Yeah, it might not sit very well with him as a competitor, but as someone who had to do 18 seconds work for a check that will probably be somewhere in the five or even six figure range, I think he's okay with it.
 
2012-04-02 01:04:32 AM
I do have to say, JR looks great. Sporting some facial hair and as King pointed out, he slimmed down a little bit since we last saw him.
 
2012-04-02 01:06:33 AM

dragonrider477: I do have to say, JR looks great. Sporting some facial hair and as King pointed out, he slimmed down a little bit since we last saw him.


He's mentioned it in his blog, but holy shiat is he a shadow of his former self. Glad to see it!
 
2012-04-02 01:09:22 AM
 
2012-04-02 01:09:38 AM
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2012-04-02 12:46:19 AM

According to Meltzer, Danielson getting squashed in 18 seconds at 'Mania was Vince's idea from the Rumble onward, although people have tried to talk him out of it up to the day of the show.

Someone should tell Vince that fans marked the fark out for him (Dragon) entering second, entering in an American Dragon robe and then, his fans (his being Vince's fans) had all the steam sucked out of them instantaneously once WM finally started.

Did I shave my legs for this?
 
2012-04-02 01:11:24 AM

ontariolightning: eddievercetti: Best WMs

1. XIX
2. X7
3. 22
4. X8
5. XXIV

Worst WMs

1. IX
2. 2000
3. XXVII
4. XV
5. 2

Tonight's show was good but it doesn't break my top 5, maybe top 10.

why is wrestlemania 2000 2nd worst?

The triangle ladder match with hardyz dudleyz and edge and christian
the triple threat two fall match for the euro/intercontinental titles
angle jericho benoit

were both classics!

big show w/ shane vs foley w/ linda vs triple h w/ steph vs the rock w/ vince
was good too .. the lead up from armageddon 1999 to wrestlemania 2000 was amazing..


I might switch 2000 with XV.

But 2000 pissed me off because it was all about Vinny Mac's family, not the main eventers themselves except Gagne. TLC 1 was great and the Angle/Y2J/He who shall not be named was good but it was very meh to me.

Maybe 2000 shouldn't be there but I don't know what's worse than IX, XV, or XXVII
 
2012-04-02 01:12:14 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I know these guys/gals learn to roll with the punches from Creative, but you can't tell me DBD wasn't pissed to learn he was jobbing in 18 seconds - at WM.

But, I'd bet he's okay with the huge payday for 18 seconds work.

Yeah, it might not sit very well with him as a competitor, but as someone who had to do 18 seconds work for a check that will probably be somewhere in the five or even six figure range, I think he's okay with it.


True, so true. But, I like to think these guys do this for more than the pay, and Vince left DBD short changed on that front.
 
2012-04-02 01:13:07 AM
Y'know, even though it took up a fifth of the show, Taker's entrance was pretty badass.
 
2012-04-02 01:14:34 AM
Triple threat euro/intercontinental titles was good but the rest of WM was meh to me I mean
 
2012-04-02 01:14:51 AM

eddievercetti: ontariolightning: eddievercetti: Best WMs

1. XIX
2. X7
3. 22
4. X8
5. XXIV

Worst WMs

1. IX
2. 2000
3. XXVII
4. XV
5. 2

Tonight's show was good but it doesn't break my top 5, maybe top 10.

why is wrestlemania 2000 2nd worst?

The triangle ladder match with hardyz dudleyz and edge and christian
the triple threat two fall match for the euro/intercontinental titles
angle jericho benoit

were both classics!

big show w/ shane vs foley w/ linda vs triple h w/ steph vs the rock w/ vince
was good too .. the lead up from armageddon 1999 to wrestlemania 2000 was amazing..

I might switch 2000 with XV.

But 2000 pissed me off because it was all about Vinny Mac's family, not the main eventers themselves except Gagne. TLC 1 was great and the Angle/Y2J/He who shall not be named was good but it was very meh to me.

Maybe 2000 shouldn't be there but I don't know what's worse than IX, XV, or XXVII


XI only really had... you know what, Wrestlemania XI had nothing.
 
2012-04-02 01:19:51 AM
Ah, the old Terry Funk bust-the-eyebrow-open deal.
 
2012-04-02 01:23:19 AM
FirstNationalBastard  
XI only really had... you know what, Wrestlemania XI had nothing.

LT wasn't bad but that shouldn't have been a main event and Nash/Micheals was good
 
2012-04-02 01:25:46 AM
I think the reason I was rooting for Cena was because the first GI Joe movie was so bad I will hate anyone associating themselves with that film series.

So I'll buy a Rise Above Hate t-shirt out of spite. Mixed messages.

Hopefully if HHH takes over starting from now he'll do something to make up for Daniel Bryan getting screwed.

And a big fark you to Sheamus for agreeing to that finish. I guess 30 seconds would be too much sun exposure for his pasty ass.
 
2012-04-02 01:31:03 AM

NotEric: And a big fark you to Sheamus for agreeing to that finish. I guess 30 seconds would be too much sun exposure for his pasty ass.


That's why they did it like that, just like when Sheikie Baby won the Gimmick Battle Royal it was because he couldn't get up to take the bump over the ropes.
 
2012-04-02 01:32:26 AM

NotEric: I think the reason I was rooting for Cena was because the first GI Joe movie was so bad I will hate anyone associating themselves with that film series.

So I'll buy a Rise Above Hate t-shirt out of spite. Mixed messages.

Hopefully if HHH takes over starting from now he'll do something to make up for Daniel Bryan getting screwed.

And a big fark you to Sheamus for agreeing to that finish. I guess 30 seconds would be too much sun exposure for his pasty ass.


You can't blame Sheamus for anything to do with that match. It's all senile ol' Vince's fault.
 
2012-04-02 01:35:55 AM
I love how HBK sold the kickout after the superkick and the pedigree.
 
2012-04-02 01:49:12 AM

I Said: Getting it in early:

[media.tumblr.com image 450x644]

BNT, CeN

Biggest. Night. Tonight, CeNation.

A clash of champions, an epic battle spanning 2 era's of athletes. We will all bear witness to greatness as the great one, the people's champ, the most electrifying man in the ring and on the silver screen, faces off against The Rock. Cena's dug deep for this match, going back to his hip hop roots and shaming the People's Twitter Account for weeks now. Cena's had enough of whooping everyone in the locker room, and so to keep is insatiable appetite for carnage under control, Vince . . I mean, Triple Oak, had to call the best 'B' movie agent there is and ask if the Rock is available. The actor was free this weekend, to the surprise of absolutely no one.

After the recent tragedies involving the soldier who killed 17 people, and the shooting involving teenager Treyvon Martin, the troops and the children need John Cena more than ever. And he has answered their call. Training nonstop to defend against The Rocks arsenal of devastating moves like "raising his eyebrow" and kip-ups and the People's Elbow, or as the great Mick Foley called it, "that abortion of a move". While there is no doubt that this will be a battle, as Sun Tzu said, every battle is won before it is ever fought. And Cena has the hops and dreams of a grateful nation ready to carry him to victory.

If he can keep his guard up and control the pace of the fight, he should win, but just in case it gets tricky in there, he needs to remember his:

Keys to Victory
Armbar: Not a move he commonly uses, which makes it great for catching the People's Chump off guard. He won't be so quick to drop a People's Elbow if you rip that sucker out of its socket.
Attitude Adjustment: Literally and figuratively no one is more in need of an attitude adjustment than Dwayne Johnson. The man runs from professional wrestling, then comes back to promote twitter, and has the nerve to call out a man who has carried the WWE on his broad ...


static.guim.co.uk

Bro you mad? Why you mad?
 
2012-04-02 01:53:21 AM
Im the biggest Sheamus fan there is. I lived in Ireland before I watched wrestling in the same town that Sheamus is from. I took my kids to their first ever wrestling match at The Royal Rumble in St Louis and got to see the big man win it all in person. We threw a mini family party for Wrestlemania tonight decked out in our great white tshirts.


He won


I feel cheated.


Fark you Vince. Hurry up and die already.
 
2012-04-02 02:07:56 AM

Spicy_McHaggus: Im the biggest Sheamus fan there is. I lived in Ireland before I watched wrestling in the same town that Sheamus is from. I took my kids to their first ever wrestling match at The Royal Rumble in St Louis and got to see the big man win it all in person. We threw a mini family party for Wrestlemania tonight decked out in our great white tshirts.


He won


I feel cheated.


Fark you Vince. Hurry up and die already.


The Magic of Vince... he can make you hate seeing your favorite wrestler become World Heavyweight Champion.
 
2012-04-02 02:12:00 AM
So D Bry lost the title in 18 seconds... How long did Big Show hold the belt before D Bry cashed in his case?
 
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