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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2012-04-01 10:59:51 PM  
I get it the second match Cena wins, the third Match rock wins again.
 
2012-04-01 10:59:51 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: CommiePuddin: FirstNationalBastard: HOW DOES THIS HELP WWE, CENA, OR ANYONE INVOLVED?

Cena loses. Smarks happy.

Do we SOUND happy to you?!


I'm thrilled, hahaha...the whiny, jealous hypocrite who never got called on any of his bullshiat lost. I'm just afraid, based on Cole's summing up of the match, that this is going to lead to TWICE IN A LIFETIME BECAUSE I HAD THE MATCH WON THOUGH!!!!11

Punk-Jericho > HHH-'Taker > Rock-Cena
 
2012-04-01 10:59:57 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Rock over Cena?

Miami screwjob?

Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?


Only if we drive him there in an exploding limo.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:05 PM  
123 points for me!
 
2012-04-01 11:00:06 PM  

SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?


This sounds right.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:14 PM  

Smiths: wow.. they did end it on that

umm...

so Cena now...
what does he do?

he lost a match a year in making....


he lost to The Miz last year, and had a whole year from the day after that loss, to prepare for this match, and he lost yet again.

not much can be done unless they turn him into monster face, but then he'll get booed more sans kids.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:15 PM  

SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?


See also: Royal Rumble 2012
 
2012-04-01 11:00:16 PM  
131 points and Smiths reminded me how much I want his man business. Not a bad night.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:17 PM  

CommiePuddin: Where's Brock?

You all told me there would be Brock.

Why is there no Brock?

The dirt sheets are never wrong.

Where the hell is Brock?

Why did they go to black before Brock?


We will see you at Thunder!
 
2012-04-01 11:00:19 PM  

kenwastinger: Wow, an entire Wreatlemania devoted to "fark you smarks"

Not the best business model.


It's the anti-Money in the Bank.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:22 PM  
I do like that Cena did heel things in the match like complain and then lost by doing the mocking heel move.

However, he isn't turning soon. When he does turn it will be a downright shock and out of nowhere
 
2012-04-01 11:00:31 PM  
For the first show I've seen in years, I have to say I was impressed.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:34 PM  

kenwastinger: Wow, an entire Wreatlemania devoted to "fark you smarks"

Not the best business model.


I don't really see it. Most of the matches went exactly as most smarks expected them too, except for DBD
 
2012-04-01 11:00:40 PM  

krej55: i'm way late on this due to work, but as of the show/rhodes match, not only am i 0/3, but might be ready to ditch wwe again. WTF is going on here?


There are some good matches coming up for you, I am happier than I thought I would be at the end of this.
 
2012-04-01 11:00:41 PM  

SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?


I'm going with this. Vince has gone completely off the farking deep end with the internet.
 
2012-04-01 11:01:02 PM  
Okay, the new screen cover on this phone is going in the trash.

My typing is abhorrent with it.
 
2012-04-01 11:01:16 PM  

robsul82: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: CommiePuddin: FirstNationalBastard: HOW DOES THIS HELP WWE, CENA, OR ANYONE INVOLVED?

Cena loses. Smarks happy.

Do we SOUND happy to you?!

I'm thrilled, hahaha...the whiny, jealous hypocrite who never got called on any of his bullshiat lost. I'm just afraid, based on Cole's summing up of the match, that this is going to lead to TWICE IN A LIFETIME BECAUSE I HAD THE MATCH WON THOUGH!!!!11

Punk-Jericho > HHH-'Taker > Rock-Cena


UNFAVORITED.
 
2012-04-01 11:01:24 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Rock over Cena?

Miami screwjob?

Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?


Are you saying we should put him in the same room as Verne Gagne?
 
2012-04-01 11:01:43 PM  

slapmastered: SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?

I'm going with this. Vince has gone completely off the farking deep end with the internet.


I would also like to endorse this theory.
 
2012-04-01 11:02:02 PM  
132 points for me!
 
2012-04-01 11:02:15 PM  

Smiths: so Cena now...
what does he do?

he lost a match a year in making....


TUNE IN MONDAY NIGHT TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND FIND OUT! 9/8 CENTRAL, ONLY ON USA! CHARACTERS WELCOME!
 
2012-04-01 11:02:16 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?

This sounds right.


This. I guarantee if the IWC hasn't found out about Brock, he would have come out. And I love how even though the WHC match wasn't a record breaker, they still spin it like it was. It was 19 seconds, and didn't break the record, only to have Cole tell the audience it was 18 and the record was broken.
 
2012-04-01 11:02:19 PM  

slapmastered: SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?

I'm going with this. Vince has gone completely off the farking deep end with the internet.


He will be back tomorrow for a mini battle royale in which sheamus will break his leg and Daniel Bryan will dislocate his shoulder.
 
2012-04-01 11:02:22 PM  
Was this the first completely Vince-free Wrestlemania ever?
 
2012-04-01 11:02:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Praise Cheesus: Rock over Cena?

Miami screwjob?

Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?

Are you saying we should put him in the same room as Verne Gagne?


THE MATCH OF A LIFETIME!
 
2012-04-01 11:02:55 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: UNFAVORITED.


improveverywhere.com

/it WAS a pretty good thread
 
2012-04-01 11:02:59 PM  

robsul82: slapmastered: SharkTrager: 9beers: Wait, where the fark is Brock, did I miss him?

Wanna bet Vince swerved because his surprise was spoiled?

I'm going with this. Vince has gone completely off the farking deep end with the internet.

I would also like to endorse this theory.


Maybe this was Vince's last "FARK YOU, SMARKS!" and Gagne takes the book tomorrow.

/We can only hope. Even Gagne knows better than to end the streak.
 
2012-04-01 11:03:10 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?


This needs to be repeated.
 
2012-04-01 11:03:13 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Rock over Cena?

Miami screwjob?

Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?


Let's just get him the full line of WWE Action Figures and a Handheld Digi cam. Much cheaper in the long run.
 
2012-04-01 11:03:19 PM  
So no Cena heel turn?
 
2012-04-01 11:03:25 PM  

kenwastinger: Wow, an entire Wreatlemania devoted to "fark you smarks"

Not the best business model.


Sure it is. Read the thread. The smarks all steal this shiat. All of them. Pissing them off costs not a penny.
 
2012-04-01 11:03:45 PM  
This Rock character has a bright future in the wrestling business after such a big victory.
 
2012-04-01 11:03:49 PM  
But, it was however a recording setting night for the fWc.

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE fWc!

/'night everyone
 
2012-04-01 11:04:11 PM  
Holy. shiat.

Did not see Rock winning. Did not see Brock staying behind the curtain.

HHH/Taker > Rock/Cena > Y2J/Punk
 
2012-04-01 11:04:24 PM  
Well, this WrestleMania was better than last year's. Rock vs Cena, while not as good as Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior, was better than Hogan vs Sid Justice. :P

BEST match goes to CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. :D

WORST match goes to the WORLD TITLE match that was shorter than this post was to type! >:-(

I'll see you guys later! Now...

imageshack.us
 
2012-04-01 11:04:25 PM  
Was Taker/Trips supposed to be the end of the Attitude Era? Or something vaguer than that? Because I just watched a guy who hasn't competed seriously in nearly a decade beat the company's top draw before going back to Hollywood.
 
2012-04-01 11:04:26 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: CommiePuddin: FirstNationalBastard: HOW DOES THIS HELP WWE, CENA, OR ANYONE INVOLVED?

Cena loses. Smarks happy.

Do we SOUND happy to you?!

I'm thrilled, hahaha...the whiny, jealous hypocrite who never got called on any of his bullshiat lost. I'm just afraid, based on Cole's summing up of the match, that this is going to lead to TWICE IN A LIFETIME BECAUSE I HAD THE MATCH WON THOUGH!!!!11

Punk-Jericho > HHH-'Taker > Rock-Cena

UNFAVORITED.


Will this result in the Rock cutting off all his hair because he's mad that at some point he was knocked down to the mat

And over 3600 posts. WOW
 
2012-04-01 11:04:39 PM  
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Trippin Balls
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Show via DQ
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White TOO MANY LIMES
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Hold on, playa! Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) the Jamaican from Ghana, Indiana
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? CENA HEEL TURN YEAH I SAID IT
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena People's Elbow over 5 Knuckle Shuffle
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker goes 20-0


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? no
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? The Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Easily
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? nah, need to read it first
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? god I hope so


Total 129, should have been 137 DAMMIT CENA TURN HEEL
 
2012-04-01 11:04:55 PM  

CommiePuddin: kenwastinger: Wow, an entire Wreatlemania devoted to "fark you smarks"

Not the best business model.

Sure it is. Read the thread. The smarks all steal this shiat. All of them. Pissing them off costs not a penny.


Catch-22. The smarks don't buy it because they know it'll be shiat.
 
2012-04-01 11:05:22 PM  

FinFangFark: But, it was however a recording setting night for the fWc.

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE fWc!

/'night everyone


static.bagofchips.ca
 
2012-04-01 11:05:30 PM  
You know...Daniel Bryan WTF and nonsensical Cena/Rock ending, this Wrestlemania wasn't too bad. Not great...but solidly mediocre.

Punk/Jericho > Taker/HHH > Everything else
 
2012-04-01 11:06:25 PM  
I'm not going back and looking up my guesses. I don't have a clue what post it was. I don't think I won. Maybe someone else will count them.
 
2012-04-01 11:06:25 PM  
You know if this was the Raw thread too, it would make the top comments page. It won't be but it could
 
2012-04-01 11:06:32 PM  
passing out drunk

major system upgrade tomorrow

should be a blast.


this thread will keep me sane.
 
2012-04-01 11:07:07 PM  

Captain Steroid: Well, this WrestleMania was better than last year's. Rock vs Cena, while not as good as Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior, was better than Hogan vs Sid Justice. :P

BEST match goes to CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. :D

WORST match goes to the WORLD TITLE match that was shorter than this post was to type! >:-(

I'll see you guys later! Now...

[imageshack.us image 500x281]


dude you are so 3 hours ago.
 
2012-04-01 11:07:18 PM  

Captain Steroid: Well, this WrestleMania was better than last year's. Rock vs Cena, while not as good as Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior, was better than Hogan vs Sid Justice. :P

BEST match goes to CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. :D

WORST match goes to the WORLD TITLE match that was shorter than this post was to type! >:-(

I'll see you guys later! Now...

[imageshack.us image 500x281]


AND SIMULPOST PONIES
images.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-04-01 11:07:31 PM  
On a side note, whatever they're showing on the First Row stream right now is pretty badass.
 
2012-04-01 11:07:32 PM  

Ed Becker: Praise Cheesus: Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?

This needs to be repeated.


I just imagine all the old wrestling promoters, playing together in the yard, and Vince appears, and they all sneer and shun him like a bunch of twelve year olds.
 
2012-04-01 11:07:41 PM  
I was watching the actual stream off WWE, did the really farking loud "fark YOU CENA" chants not come over your `free' streams? They did it twice and I didn't see anyone comment about it..

Vince must have been having an aneurysm.
 
2012-04-01 11:07:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Praise Cheesus: Rock over Cena?

Miami screwjob?

Can we please take Vince out to a nice farm where he can run and play with all the other wrestling promoters?

Are you saying we should put him in the same room as Verne Gagne?


I could go for that. I hear Verne needs a new roomie.
 
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