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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
    More: Interesting, Big Boss Man, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, WWE, PPV, funeral directors, WrestleMania XXVIII  
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2012-04-01 10:46:51 PM  

chapman: This is like Flair-Steamboat, except every pro-wrestling move is replaced by shouldblocks.


::Golfclap::
 
2012-04-01 10:46:53 PM  
Cena is a submission specialist. He's the new man of 1,0004 holds.
 
2012-04-01 10:46:58 PM  
I like the four fat guys in the front row who have sat there with bored faces the entire show because they paid $2500 for those seats and this show sucks because they're highly refined and educated wrestling fans with taste and culture.

Douchebags.
 
2012-04-01 10:47:20 PM  
I got $5 on The Rock
 
2012-04-01 10:47:23 PM  

jely: can we Dusty Finish this train wreck already?!


Second.
 
2012-04-01 10:47:23 PM  

SharkTrager: How do guys like Cena and Hogan ever become the face of the promotion?


Vince loves what he considers "how a champion should look"
 
2012-04-01 10:47:34 PM  
DEM ACTING LESSONS
 
2012-04-01 10:47:36 PM  

Smiths: Dougie AXP: Damn straight. HD Wrestlemania for free, and from what everyone told me, I didn't miss much in the first hour...I still missed Taker and Trips entrances. But saw the 90% of that match adn everything else in full HD

Stream #4 on that site we all use has the est damn sound of all the streams

total surround sound on the stereo system here....

and arely any prolems.

like having sex with your wife.


I would have voted this funny....if I had a wife.

/mark
//reported again.
 
2012-04-01 10:47:41 PM  

Dougie AXP: You know what? fark this. Bring out Brock already.

 
2012-04-01 10:47:44 PM  

Smiths: joepainter: I haven't watched wrestling for 10 years. Fark thread caught my attention, found a free stream. I think I've seen this match at least 100 times.

/I won't spoil it for you

you end up jerking off alone at the end while crying about your pathetic existence because deep down you really wanted to tell your parents you liked the camp counselor that one summer but didn't think it was right for a boy to love a man like that?

yeah, we've all seen that one, queer-mo


Pretty much spot on except I wasn't alone - it was more of a circle jerk sitiuation.
 
2012-04-01 10:47:44 PM  
nap time!
 
2012-04-01 10:47:47 PM  
DRAMATIC ARM RAISE OF DRAMA
 
2012-04-01 10:47:47 PM  

Smiths: Dougie AXP: Damn straight. HD Wrestlemania for free, and from what everyone told me, I didn't miss much in the first hour...I still missed Taker and Trips entrances. But saw the 90% of that match adn everything else in full HD

Stream #4 on that site we all use has the best damn sound of all the streams

total surround sound on the stereo system here....

and barely any problems.

like having sex with your wife.


Smiths went from being Bash at the Beach NWO to evil Goldust... tsk tsk...
 
2012-04-01 10:47:49 PM  
The Rock is still wearing two elbow pads... he never finishes a match with two...
 
2012-04-01 10:47:57 PM  
Lurkers showing up through hell, fire, and brimstone!
 
2012-04-01 10:48:00 PM  

Truman Burbank: jely: can we Dusty Finish this train wreck already?!

Second.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 10:48:01 PM  
Oh the old two drops and a close save routine.
 
2012-04-01 10:48:03 PM  
Well, if Brock does return to WWE to be a foil for Cena, he'd be able to do it without too many dangerous bumps.
 
2012-04-01 10:48:05 PM  
Time for the rock to cenahulk up.
 
2012-04-01 10:48:10 PM  

I Said: SharkTrager: How do guys like Cena and Hogan ever become the face of the promotion?

Vince loves what he considers "how a champion should look"


So the key is giving Vince wood.
 
2012-04-01 10:48:10 PM  
There are so many rest holds the tagline shouldn't be "once in a lifetime" it should be "two dudes who love to cuddle."
 
2012-04-01 10:48:10 PM  
Rock is fading! He must have been watching this match on the announce table's monitors!
 
2012-04-01 10:48:11 PM  
Here comes the ol' lift arm and third time it's up
 
2012-04-01 10:48:20 PM  
Brock run-in in 3...2...1....
 
2012-04-01 10:48:27 PM  
Ok, I mark out every time for the hand falling down twice and getting pumped up at 3
 
2012-04-01 10:48:29 PM  

CommiePuddin: I like the four fat guys in the front row who have sat there with bored faces the entire show because they paid $2500 for those seats and this show sucks because they're highly refined and educated wrestling fans with taste and culture.

Douchebags.


they made the DBD signs

this night was 10 seconds of joy followed by 3 hours of "god dammit": for them

they're the ultimate "guy on fark who has no green lights but posts in the thread they submitted a headline to"

like you
 
2012-04-01 10:48:39 PM  
love the classic arm raise thing
 
2012-04-01 10:48:49 PM  
Back at the computar.

This match is insane.
 
2012-04-01 10:48:56 PM  
Hmm if something truly epic happens, 4016 is a possibility.
 
2012-04-01 10:49:03 PM  
I'm only half paying attention and heard STF earlier. Missed that :)

Good eye, good eye.
 
2012-04-01 10:49:04 PM  
Matches never finish with the arm dropping the third time.

...except Piper vs. Mountie. And Piper vs. Hogan at Starrcade. And Piper vs. Adrian Adonis.

Okay, only Roddy Piper matches end with a successful sleeper.
 
2012-04-01 10:49:05 PM  

joepainter: Smiths: joepainter: I haven't watched wrestling for 10 years. Fark thread caught my attention, found a free stream. I think I've seen this match at least 100 times.

/I won't spoil it for you

you end up jerking off alone at the end while crying about your pathetic existence because deep down you really wanted to tell your parents you liked the camp counselor that one summer but didn't think it was right for a boy to love a man like that?

yeah, we've all seen that one, queer-mo

Pretty much spot on except I wasn't alone - it was more of a circle jerk sitiuation.


did you have to share the cookie?
 
2012-04-01 10:49:12 PM  
5 Knuckle shuffle misses, People's elbow misses, FU
 
2012-04-01 10:49:14 PM  
I am NOT calling the use of the People's Elbow guys....someone else do it.
 
2012-04-01 10:49:21 PM  

eddievercetti: Back at the computar.

This match is insane.


You rewind to Punk/Jericho?
 
2012-04-01 10:49:32 PM  
ok...its better than goldberg/lesnar
 
2012-04-01 10:49:48 PM  
Just about time to go home. Gotta have time for the closing video package.
 
2012-04-01 10:49:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: Hmm if something truly epic happens, 4016 is a possibility.


Brock or Batista showing up before a pin would bring us to the 4ks.
 
2012-04-01 10:50:00 PM  
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
 
2012-04-01 10:50:02 PM  

Smiths: CommiePuddin: I like the four fat guys in the front row who have sat there with bored faces the entire show because they paid $2500 for those seats and this show sucks because they're highly refined and educated wrestling fans with taste and culture.

Douchebags.

they made the DBD signs

this night was 10 seconds of joy followed by 3 hours of "god dammit": for them

they're the ultimate "guy on fark who has no green lights but posts in the thread they submitted a headline to"

like you


Then they deserved it. Farking marks.
 
2012-04-01 10:50:04 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Smiths: Dougie AXP: Damn straight. HD Wrestlemania for free, and from what everyone told me, I didn't miss much in the first hour...I still missed Taker and Trips entrances. But saw the 90% of that match adn everything else in full HD

Stream #4 on that site we all use has the best damn sound of all the streams

total surround sound on the stereo system here....

and barely any problems.

like having sex with your wife.

Smiths went from being Bash at the Beach NWO to evil Goldust... tsk tsk...


To keep the NWO analogy, I think he is just slowly following the progression of Scott Hall's career. By 11pm, he'll be at now
 
2012-04-01 10:50:12 PM  

BODY MASSAGE!!!!


www.othercinema.com
 
2012-04-01 10:50:16 PM  
Time for The People's Elbow!
 
2012-04-01 10:50:21 PM  
That was Cole's best impersonation of JR

"AA, AA, AA"

and it still sucked balls.
 
2012-04-01 10:50:28 PM  
Hey, I called the pinebuster!

And here's the elbow.

C'MON, LESNAR!
 
2012-04-01 10:50:32 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-04-01 10:50:33 PM  
Here comes the Rock's elbow drop
 
2012-04-01 10:50:46 PM  
WHOA!
 
2012-04-01 10:50:46 PM  
ARGH
 
2012-04-01 10:50:54 PM  
10:50 PM eastern and ALL FINISHERS have been used.

Time to go home!
 
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