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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
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2012-04-01 09:29:15 PM
Jericho with the Chrismas Vacation house jacket.
 
2012-04-01 09:29:15 PM

nbrfwhoooo: This is a pretty shiatty Mania.


Taker HHH being the lone highlight.
 
2012-04-01 09:29:16 PM
Jerry Lawler calling the things Chris Jericho said "deplorable" while forgetting how he poured a bottle of Jack Daniel's down Jake Roberts throat.

FARK CONTINUITY!
 
2012-04-01 09:29:17 PM
Last-minute "don't get DQ'd" stipulation = Nash/Goldberg last-minute "no DQ" stipulation.
 
2012-04-01 09:29:19 PM

No Line For Beer: Well, now we know how this match is going to end and who's walking out with the title.


That's exactly what Vince wants you to think.
 
2012-04-01 09:29:22 PM
Page 2 of the MITB thread which is mostly Cena-Punk: Link (new window)

It's amazing how hooked we were for the match and each/every fall and big move. I think rosbul's post at exactly 10:50:00 sums up the entire night.

/this is what happens when we spend the thread excited for a story instead of mocking

/13 promos/backstage
//figured you'd like that thread
 
2012-04-01 09:29:24 PM
Okay, Farkers.

What are the odds of Punk dropping the belt tonight, given there's a PPV coming up in his hometown in a month?
 
2012-04-01 09:29:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-01 09:29:30 PM

LegacyDL: Taker's Dark Magician coat > Jericho's Lite Brite coat.


Agreed.

Lich King > Bee Gees
 
2012-04-01 09:29:34 PM
I've turned my speakers all the way up for this entrance.
 
2012-04-01 09:29:48 PM
Segment filler #19
 
2012-04-01 09:29:52 PM

eddievercetti: Eve is close to becoming the hated heel diva since Moolah.


Yeah, but we all wanted to see Moolan naked.
 
2012-04-01 09:30:00 PM
This thread has now passed 2.3 Credunzas.
 
2012-04-01 09:30:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: KellyKellyKelly: Professor_Falken: KellyKellyKelly: At least I got this pick right, but really, even Anne Frank saw it coming.

Don't you mean Hellen Keller?

No, she flew across the Atalntic by herself. Geez.

no, you're thinking of Eva Braun.

Helen Keller is on the 2 dollar bill


Nonono you're thinking of Yoko Ono. Rodney Dangerfield is on the 2 dollar bill.
 
2012-04-01 09:30:04 PM
All right, Punk and Jericho, time to remind people what a great wrestling match is, not just weapons and false finishes.
 
2012-04-01 09:30:11 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: nbrfwhoooo: This is a pretty shiatty Mania.

Taker HHH being the lone highlight.


What were the odds of that going in?
 
2012-04-01 09:30:18 PM

Dougie AXP: LET'S GO PUNK!

jesus, we still got an hour and a half...two 45 minute matches?

/nah we ain't that lucky


this will be done in 5 minutes. Funkasaurus will get a Wrestlemania Squash, an hour of promos, Rock spends 20 minutes singing, Cena raps, and WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! Watch Raw tomorrow to see the march!
 
2012-04-01 09:30:29 PM

jrodtheterrible: Instead of teaching kids how to read, WWE should teach it's writers how to write.


Allegedly they do write, it's Vince who sees the scripts and says, "NO DAMMIT, I SAID ENTERTAINING THIS ISN'T ENTERTAINING! FIX IT! I DON'T CARE IF WE GO LIVE IN A HALF HOUR, FIX IT DAMMIT!"
 
2012-04-01 09:30:51 PM

TheManofPA: THAT'S WHAT THIS PPV IS TO THE IWC. A kick to the nuts


They all are, because the IWC can never be satisfied.
 
2012-04-01 09:30:55 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dougie AXP: LET'S GO PUNK!

jesus, we still got an hour and a half...two 45 minute matches?

/nah we ain't that lucky

this will be done in 5 minutes. Funkasaurus will get a Wrestlemania Squash, an hour of promos, Rock spends 20 minutes singing, Cena raps, and WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! Watch Raw tomorrow to see the march!


So they're going to WCW it up?
 
2012-04-01 09:31:02 PM

Dougie AXP: LET'S GO PUNK!

jesus, we still got an hour and a half...two 45 minute matches?

/nah we ain't that lucky


Nah. 30 minutes for Punk-Y2J and Rock-Cena. 10 minutes for Rock-Cena intros. 10 minute Divas match. 10 minutes for videos.
 
2012-04-01 09:31:03 PM

SharkTrager: No Line For Beer: Well, now we know how this match is going to end and who's walking out with the title.

That's exactly what Vince wants you to think.


Or is it?
 
2012-04-01 09:31:15 PM
Jericho's biatchface at the "dancing with stars" line was classic.
 
2012-04-01 09:31:21 PM

Tenor Reaper: WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 Team tripping balls
2 Orton
3 Cody
4 Over
5 D Bry
6 Team Ace
7 The Miz
8 I can't remember ... Cena selling, probably
9 Jericho
10 Cena
100 Taker

101 ! ... whoo. XD;


I'm currently at 117. Only one I have missed so far was I predicted Ziggler getting the pin.
 
2012-04-01 09:31:35 PM
SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

WHILE YOU'RE

DANCING WITH STARS
 
2012-04-01 09:31:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Eve is close to becoming the hated heel diva since Moolah.

Yeah, but we all wanted to see Moolan naked.


upload.wikimedia.org

/hot
///the picture, she's underage, have a seat
 
2012-04-01 09:31:42 PM
WE HAVE JACKET SIGN
 
2012-04-01 09:31:49 PM
so....punk jobs out tonight to win title back in Chicago in a month....nice...why am i paying for this?


/or am i
 
2012-04-01 09:32:00 PM
GTV cameras once caught Jericho selling meth to CM Punk's sister.
 
2012-04-01 09:32:04 PM
That is an awesome Jericho sign in the crowd?

anyone see it?

Now this awesome!
 
2012-04-01 09:32:04 PM
It's Clobberin' Time!

www.wrestling-match.com
 
2012-04-01 09:32:06 PM

CommiePuddin: TheManofPA: THAT'S WHAT THIS PPV IS TO THE IWC. A kick to the nuts

They all are, because the IWC can never be satisfied.


This fella is giving Smiths a run for his money tonight
 
2012-04-01 09:32:08 PM
START STATIC!!!!
 
2012-04-01 09:32:13 PM
shut up lawler
 
2012-04-01 09:32:21 PM
Nice punk gets Pyro!
 
2012-04-01 09:32:23 PM
Holy shiat at the entrance he got
 
2012-04-01 09:32:27 PM
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
 
2012-04-01 09:32:27 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-04-01 09:32:32 PM
Great video package.

Okay, 4realz this time...

*START STATIC*

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


And fireworks!
 
2012-04-01 09:32:32 PM
LOOK IN MY EYES


WHAT DO YOU SEE
 
2012-04-01 09:32:34 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-04-01 09:32:40 PM

sephjnr: This thread has now passed 2.3 Credunzas.


I say we try for 4 Credunzas
 
2012-04-01 09:32:43 PM
This match is going to be farking awesome.
 
2012-04-01 09:32:53 PM
was really hoping that Living Color would have made a surprise appearence
 
2012-04-01 09:33:10 PM
In Punk We Trust.
 
2012-04-01 09:33:17 PM
anyone ever figure out what he writes on the ground before a match?
 
2012-04-01 09:33:31 PM
That was so awesome..I love how they mixed up the intro to work with the fireworks!

LET'S GO PUNK!


/andy garcia?
//oh and FARK YOU JETER!
 
2012-04-01 09:33:39 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Eve is close to becoming the hated heel diva since Moolah.

Yeah, but we all wanted to see Moolan naked.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x255]

/hot
///the picture, she's underage, have a seat


Link

I'm so ashamed of myself for looking this up
/horribly nsfw
 
2012-04-01 09:33:47 PM

verbaltoxin: jrodtheterrible: Instead of teaching kids how to read, WWE should teach it's writers how to write.

Allegedly they do write, it's Vince who sees the scripts and says, "NO DAMMIT, I SAID ENTERTAINING THIS ISN'T ENTERTAINING! FIX IT! I DON'T CARE IF WE GO LIVE IN A HALF HOUR, FIX IT DAMMIT!"


Vince has the infuriating habit of changing his mind at the last moment. Sometimes it's because he's reading the crowd, sometimes it's because he's second-guessing himself. Either way, production members either learn to adapt or they burn out.
 
2012-04-01 09:33:51 PM
Andy Garcia is NOT pleased by CM Punk, lol.
 
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