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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Big Boss Man, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, WWE, PPV, funeral directors, WrestleMania XXVIII  
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2012-04-01 09:00:45 PM  
2012-04-01 09:00:45 PM  
wow heath slater gets air time at WM


funkasaurus time
2012-04-01 09:00:47 PM  
Heath Slater? The hell is this then?
2012-04-01 09:00:48 PM  
My wife: "I just figured out that Flo Rida spells Florida"
2012-04-01 09:00:54 PM  
heath Slater gets a WM moment? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
2012-04-01 09:01:04 PM  
lol, Heath Slater

2012-04-01 09:01:05 PM  
2012-04-01 09:01:08 PM  

slamjack: 1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Tripping balls
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane RKO
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Santino
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Brock Lesnar attacks new heavyweight champ sheamus after he wins the belt.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? For sure
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? no
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? I hope so

113 points.
2012-04-01 09:01:11 PM  
Oh, joy, a concert by Flo Rida.

Hey look, Heath Slater got his Wrestlemania appearance.
2012-04-01 09:01:14 PM  
I predict WM XXX will be at Wembley or Skydome, still not sure why XXIX is at Rutherford.
2012-04-01 09:01:16 PM  
I'd love a Wrasslemania duet about now.
2012-04-01 09:01:18 PM  
You can leave
2012-04-01 09:01:21 PM  
What is this RassleMania he speaks of?
2012-04-01 09:01:25 PM  
The sad part?

If there's a Brodus squash match, IT WILL LAST LONGER THAN THE WHC MATCH!
2012-04-01 09:01:32 PM  
Tyler Reks, where the hell did you get that shirt, 1974?
2012-04-01 09:01:35 PM  
Wow.. That was AWFUL
2012-04-01 09:01:47 PM  
Next up: Enough botch material to hold us over for 3 years.
2012-04-01 09:01:49 PM  
... and jobbed to a hip-hop artist.Well then!
2012-04-01 09:01:53 PM  
Team Johnny/Team Teddy up next.
2012-04-01 09:02:09 PM  
Who the hell were those other guys with Heath Slater, I don't watch Superstars...
2012-04-01 09:02:09 PM  
Ni.... Nickelback time?
2012-04-01 09:02:11 PM  

LegacyDL: Next up: Enough botch material to hold us over for 3 years.

Sin Cara is back?
2012-04-01 09:02:15 PM  

flamingboar: slamjack: Farked up his neck, just retired the past year right after WM as the Heavyweight champ.

So Kane has gone stupid, and Edge is retired. I feel old now. So I guess Matt and Jeff Hardy, and Lita are in jail for drugs?

Lita is an animal activist, the other two? yup.

haha giant Johnny Ace head!

Time for the Broski Wrestlemania moment! too bad we won't hear Oh radio!
2012-04-01 09:02:16 PM  
Wow, they let Brodus into WM?! WTF?
2012-04-01 09:02:22 PM  
UT's entrance will be longer than everyone for the clusterfark match combined.
2012-04-01 09:02:23 PM  
It's time for Otungas Bib!
2012-04-01 09:02:24 PM  
Well this gonna be a shiat match after HHH/Taker
2012-04-01 09:02:29 PM  
Heath Slater even jobs to Flo Rida
2012-04-01 09:02:29 PM  
2012-04-01 09:02:33 PM  

LegacyDL: Next up: Enough botch material to hold us over for 3 years.

Is Sin Cara back?
2012-04-01 09:02:34 PM  
Several of the best themes in WWE (come on, Mark Henry) and you have them come out to that Nickelback shiat?
2012-04-01 09:02:35 PM  
there is a reason we have you shake your ass and not talk.

My God.
2012-04-01 09:02:46 PM  
2012-04-01 09:02:46 PM  
Out comes Team Johnny..

And YOU get a jobber entrance!

And YOU get a jobber entrance!

And EVERYBODY gets a jobber entrance!
2012-04-01 09:02:58 PM  
Yay! The thermos is back!
2012-04-01 09:03:00 PM  
Ziggler's made the ass-cape a permanent thing, hasn't he? -_-
2012-04-01 09:03:00 PM  
Okay, even I don't think Clay should be at WM yet but whatever...
2012-04-01 09:03:07 PM  
Hey it's Brother Love!!
2012-04-01 09:03:08 PM  
The moss-covered, three handled, family gredunza.
2012-04-01 09:03:11 PM  
what the fark is funkhauser wearing
2012-04-01 09:03:12 PM  
ummmm now?

2012-04-01 09:03:14 PM  
"Jeez Monsoon! It's like someone played a slot machine and hit the progressive mid-card jackpot!"

"Will you stop?"
2012-04-01 09:03:21 PM  
Who authorized this music?

/moss covered three handled family gredunzle!
2012-04-01 09:03:24 PM  

P-Money All $tar: 16 filler SEGMENTS SO FAR

17, you forgot the Bryan/Sheamus match.
2012-04-01 09:03:24 PM  
moss covered three handled family gredunza!
2012-04-01 09:03:32 PM  
2012-04-01 09:03:32 PM  
WAIT! Is Heath Slater a Nickleback character ?
2012-04-01 09:03:33 PM  
Moss objęte 3 obsługiwane Wrestlemania wlaną rodziny gerdunza ... zagłady!
2012-04-01 09:03:34 PM  
moss covered 3 handled family gredunza

We couldn't get a tag title match but we get Johnny Ace?

fark you Vince.
2012-04-01 09:03:38 PM  
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