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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
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2012-04-01 08:01:23 PM
How many PAID tickets?
 
2012-04-01 08:01:23 PM

wow

that's great

a lot of people showed up

and those who showed up late

MISSED A GOD DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THAT HAD TO OPEN THE SHOW
 
2012-04-01 08:01:25 PM
"He could do...what...i couldnt do?......Who writes this shiat?"
 
2012-04-01 08:01:25 PM
oh goody what are they going to do to JR this time?
 
2012-04-01 08:01:25 PM
Why cry for DBD? Dude was in the fed less than two years and became World Champion. As opposed to, say, Curt Hennig.
 
2012-04-01 08:01:26 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?


1.Team Tripping balls
2. Orton
3.Show
4.Over
5.Bryan
6.Team Ace
7.Christian
8.Jericho
9.Jericho
10.Cena
11. Baldertaker(I hope against hope)
 
2012-04-01 08:01:29 PM

NotEric: I'd like to show Kelly Kelly a small package...


i don't know how I misread it as such, but I would swear that you said you wanted to smell Kelly Kelly's package
 
2012-04-01 08:01:32 PM
Wait...NOW there are fireworks? Nothing for a new world champ...but fireworks for the attendance announcement.

i37.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 08:01:34 PM
JR! :D
 
2012-04-01 08:01:35 PM
JIM ROSS! JIM ROSS! BAH GAWD KING, IT'S JIM ROSS!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:35 PM
For the love of all that is holy, Miami, PLEASE start chanting DANIEL BRYAN at the beginning of Age in a Cage.

JR to call the match, because we COULDN'T POSSIBLY have him do Shawn's last match, nooooo.
 
2012-04-01 08:01:37 PM
JR announcing?

Uh oh.
 
2012-04-01 08:01:42 PM
You know what wouldn't last longer than the WHC match?

Me with Kelly...

or Maria...

or Beth...

or Eve.
 
2012-04-01 08:01:44 PM
JRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJR!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:44 PM
JR!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:46 PM
JR!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:48 PM
JR! Alright!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:48 PM
Ross? Is Taker/HHH next?
 
2012-04-01 08:01:50 PM
JR!!!! HELL YES!!!! Business has JUST PICKED UP!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:50 PM
Vince: Crowd won't stop with the DB shiat

GET JR OUT THERE NOW......and shiat all over him
 
2012-04-01 08:01:51 PM
Do I have a real stream? Jim Ross coming out now?
 
2012-04-01 08:01:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm OK with that finish. You knew that Maria was going to take the win, but she looked good doing it. She wasn't in there playing to the cameras, trying to make a joke out of the match.

Hell, she did better than Alicia Fox has ever done in a match.


This is true, but on the other hand, fark that. Why do they have to make Beth take the pin, and not Eve?

Screw you, Wrestlemania!
 
2012-04-01 08:01:57 PM
Hey hey, JR's here!

/#shutupcole
 
2012-04-01 08:01:57 PM
thank god for JR
 
2012-04-01 08:01:59 PM
is that really him? does he have a tapeworm?
 
2012-04-01 08:02:01 PM
comcast is playing an april fools day joke on me. I get one match and its the farking DIVAS!
 
2012-04-01 08:02:04 PM
You really want to play the Oklahoma fight song in Miami?
 
2012-04-01 08:02:06 PM
"Run it's evil JR!!"
 
2012-04-01 08:02:10 PM
Well this brings a smile to my face.

JR!
 
2012-04-01 08:02:10 PM

robsul82: 78,363 is the announced gate for WM.


www.examiner.com
 
2012-04-01 08:02:16 PM
I have to say, Justin Roberts has a good voice, but as far as ring announcing "gravitas" goes, The Fink will always be the hold standard.

/"The following contest . . ."
 
2012-04-01 08:02:17 PM

FinFangFark: If Brock comes out to F5 all of these girls, I will piss myself.


It's what were all hoping for whether you want to admit it or not.
 
2012-04-01 08:02:20 PM
THAT IS JR'S EVIL TWIN

Hellz yeah, JR OH HELLS YO IT'S OUR HELL IN A CELL
 
2012-04-01 08:02:37 PM
That's all? WrestleMania III had over 93,000.
 
2012-04-01 08:02:40 PM
time for heel Cole.

if Cole tries to overshadow this match......

fark you
 
2012-04-01 08:02:43 PM
WOW this match already?

Damn man Damn
 
2012-04-01 08:02:45 PM
START THE TIMER.
 
2012-04-01 08:02:48 PM
THE CLOCK STARTS NOW FOR SHAWN'S ENTRANCE
 
2012-04-01 08:02:50 PM
Jesus, has JR lost a FARKTON of weight. He looks GOOD.
 
2012-04-01 08:02:53 PM
JIM SAVE US!
 
2012-04-01 08:02:56 PM
HHH/Taker now? Huh.
 
2012-04-01 08:02:58 PM
start the stopwatch for Taker's entrance!

I predict it'll last longer than the WHC match
 
2012-04-01 08:02:58 PM
Oh thank the gods, the Age in a Cage isn't ending the whole show and isn't topping the WWE title match.
 
2012-04-01 08:03:00 PM
Nevermind. JR is announcing Taker's retirement match.

Crap.
 
2012-04-01 08:03:04 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: NotEric: I'd like to show Kelly Kelly a small package...

i don't know how I misread it as such, but I would swear that you said you wanted to smell Kelly Kelly's package


I'm OK with this too.
 
2012-04-01 08:03:04 PM
Here's to hoping it's not the end of Triple H's quad.

/Hope he doesn't dress up like Leonidas
 
2012-04-01 08:03:09 PM
Holy crap........HHH is letting Punk go on AFTER HIM? WHAT THE FARK AM I WATCHING?

Stop watch this?
 
2012-04-01 08:03:11 PM
WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
Now that he found Christ, Shawn Michaels lost the banana-hammock ref shorts #WrestleMania
 
2012-04-01 08:03:12 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 08:03:12 PM
Start the timer now. . .
 
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