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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
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2012-04-01 07:13:12 PM
What is this I don't even...

I'm disgusted with the lack of match here. Bryan is getting buried. And the more they repeat it in years to come as a record, the more they're going to bury him.
 
2012-04-01 07:13:14 PM
I think @WWE_Creative is in shock.
 
2012-04-01 07:13:14 PM
Kevin Steen @KILLSTEENKILL

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
 
2012-04-01 07:13:16 PM
Now I'm glad I system buy this shiat. Seeing dbd's last pwg match got me back into wrestling, and this just ain't right.
 
2012-04-01 07:13:21 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Hey Vince, I'm farking GLAD I'm streaming this.

COME AT ME, BRO!


THISTHISTHIS!
 
2012-04-01 07:13:30 PM
MEANWHILE, BACKSTAGE HIJINX ENSUE!

HA HA INDIE WRESTLES CAN SUCK MAH CAWK!
 
2012-04-01 07:13:34 PM
Wow. Just wow. On the bright side, if they keep up this pace I won't have to miss the Season 2 debut of Game of Thrones
 
2012-04-01 07:13:38 PM
Because we can't have wrestling at Wrestlemania. ALL PROMOS ALL THE TIME! FARK YOU INTERNET!
 
2012-04-01 07:13:53 PM
I'm done with the WWE. I'm only watching RoH from now on.
 
2012-04-01 07:13:57 PM
Good job getting over being the world's most annoying liberal, Danielson.

Maybe you should've grown another 8 inches if you didn't want that to happen, you skinny fat ass.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:09 PM
Is that a "Bullshiat" chant in the background?
 
2012-04-01 07:14:09 PM
Mr. Thermos himself
 
2012-04-01 07:14:12 PM
RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!

Now trending
 
2012-04-01 07:14:16 PM
That was crap.

Bryant vs Sheamus had the potential to be a farkING AWESOME match.....and then he jobs it.

What a ripoff. I want my money back already.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:16 PM

lurch_E_bean: [i10.photobucket.com image 500x670]

This could be a bad night...


Beth just might be last biatch standing.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:26 PM
Promo count: 2.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:27 PM
I'm streaming this and I still want my money back!
 
2012-04-01 07:14:31 PM
This segment will be 10x longer than the match. Where's the Cornette face JPG again?
 
2012-04-01 07:14:36 PM
Johnny Ace just spoke one sentence longer than THE ENTIRE RUMBLE WINNER MATCH THAT CONSIST OF TWO COMPETENT WRESTLERS


///HHH winning
 
2012-04-01 07:14:40 PM
Fark you Johnny Ace.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:43 PM

VvonderJesus: Post-emotional reaction thought process: This gives more time for Jericho-Punk


You mean Rock/Cena.

Jericho-Punk can't go long, who the hell wants to see good matches?
 
2012-04-01 07:14:45 PM
We've been biatching about the Sheamus/DBry match for approximately 400% more time than the match took.
 
2012-04-01 07:14:47 PM
I think my dad wore a tux similar to that when he married my mom. I know from the pictures that it was completely white
 
2012-04-01 07:14:52 PM

lurch_E_bean: [i10.photobucket.com image 500x670]

This could be a bad night...


Not fair to include the tag team. That wasn't Vince's fault.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:10 PM
That start sucks worse than Johnny Ace's suit.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:11 PM

penguin31: This segment will be 10x longer than the match. Where's the Cornette face JPG again?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-01 07:15:11 PM
18 second record?

Don't you believe it.

King Kong Bundy disapproves
 
2012-04-01 07:15:20 PM
Good thing they switched the Rumble winner to get that accomplished.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:20 PM

Farktologist: I'm streaming this and I still want my money back!


Yeah. This Ace heatsucker promo is now officially longer than the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT WRESTLEFARKINGMANIA!!!
 
2012-04-01 07:15:21 PM
Eff this, I'm playing pinball. Might come back for Punk/Jeritroll, but maybe not the way tonight's going.

I'm not sure I even want the gredunza from this show already.

/GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
//NO WAY
 
2012-04-01 07:15:22 PM
was that Vince's April Fools joke to us internet smarks?
 
2012-04-01 07:15:30 PM
"They're still filing in..."

Not the ones who heard about what happened in the curtain jerker.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:32 PM
Does this advert count as a promo?
 
2012-04-01 07:15:36 PM
Okay, calming down a tad, this clearly means the feud between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan isn't over.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:45 PM
well add that to the other bloggers worst top 20 WM matches
 
2012-04-01 07:15:45 PM
Ha, we are at 3 video promos/backstage

AND 3 SECONDS OF WRESTLING

/if you picked the under, I'm just DQing you as an executive decision, you don't deserve to win unless you sleep with Steph
 
2012-04-01 07:15:49 PM
18 second match followed by 20 minutes of bullshiat.
 
2012-04-01 07:15:53 PM
Promo/segment #3
 
2012-04-01 07:15:58 PM
So they just jobbed the champ in 3 seconds to spend more time on the vignette for the Johhny Ace vs Teddy Long.


Yeahhhhhhh....


If you spend money on this garbage you're an idiot.
 
2012-04-01 07:16:00 PM
promo count: 3

15 minutes into the show
 
2012-04-01 07:16:04 PM
I get the feeling this is going to be a show that pisses me off...
 
2012-04-01 07:16:10 PM
"Hotel room in New York City!...so you can get in a cab and drive over the bridge to come to Bergen County, New Jersey."
 
2012-04-01 07:16:12 PM
So are the Bellas just leaching on to the Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy because they didn't feel like doing anything better with them?
 
2012-04-01 07:16:14 PM
15 minutes in and 18 second of actual wrestling. $54.99
 
2012-04-01 07:16:15 PM
Oh and did I say "ECW Championship" earlier, I meant "Hardcore Championship".
 
2012-04-01 07:16:20 PM
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve - Glamazon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane - Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show - Cody Rhodes
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments - over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White - Didn't finish typing in time.
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team - A Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) - Mark Henry
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Lesnar F-5's Michaels
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho - CM Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena - Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH - Taker
 
2012-04-01 07:16:21 PM
haha

all those people getting to seats after getting a beer

"what'd i miss"

"oh, a championship match"

"what?"
 
2012-04-01 07:16:21 PM
If the start of this show is any indication, cornetteface.jpeg will be getting posted often.
 
2012-04-01 07:16:32 PM
"They're still filing in"

Yet every concourse was empty.
 
2012-04-01 07:16:43 PM
GODDAMNIT, BAG SHIATTER AND LIBERTARIAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE 18 SECOND MATCH!
 
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